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more about #lisaann more comments → Brian47: The Santa really completes the picture... it's as if Lisa Ann is Mrs. Claus and her Xmas gift to all of us is her glorious ass! I would happily tie a... more » sloanemartin000: yes, i too equate quality french literature with american political figures. more » HotMovies4Her: I suspect this would be hilarious until I punched my girl in the face. She's not really into that. #sarahpalin more » info007: We're only giving them out to a select few. [www.hustlerworld.com] more » CaligulaSanchez: Is there a contest where we can win this? Can I buy this somewhere? I just need this in my life. #sarahpalin more » BitchesFreeman: This is as disturbing as the Maude mask from that Simpsons episode where Ned Flanders open a Christian themed amusement. #sarahpalin more » lesbiansayswhat: At first I thought that was a mask of Sheree from Housewives of Atlanta. #sarahpalin more » Conrad: There is something very unflattering about that? It sort of gives her an Arnold Schwarzenegger chin. #sarahpalin more » offred: It's an all MILF, all anal, all interracial flick starring Lisa Ann Sinnamon Love, Vannah Sterling, and Sheila Marie... If this is what season two of... more » mothboy: Images 12 and 13 look like they're shot at the Library used in Buffy more » -
#hardcore
Imagine Yourself Up Lisa Ann's Ass With "Anal POV 7"
Just when we thought we couldn't stand another POV movie, along comes Erik Everhard (everyone's favorite Canadian) with "Anal POV 7"—and completely changes all of our minds, by using our minds' cognitive abilities against us. Bravo! More » -
#dvd
Really? "You’re Nailin' Palin"? You Betcha!
This just proves that we always love to fuck the ones we love to hate to fuck to love to hate. More » -
#hardcore
Lisa Ann Gets Her Boy In "Cougar 101"
Wicked Pictures has been busy tracking and categorizing the many sub species of the always elusive female cougar. They've even "enlisted" the services of an expert, Professor Vonhassleburg, to get to the bottom of things. More » -
#wtf
Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask
We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin). More » -
#dvd
Lisa Ann Gets "Hung"
When we heard that Lisa Ann's directorial debut, "Hung XXX," would be available in stores today, we had one thought, and one thought only: dear lord, please don't let this be a porn parody of our favorite gigolo drama. More » -
#upcoming
Who's "Nailin' Palin"? You Are!
Over the past year, we've seen "Sarah Palin" get boned by the Russians, Obama, David Letterman—and now, finally, even the common working man will get the chance to have his way with the Alaskan Princess. More » -
#hardcore
Digital Playground Provides The Ultimate Back To School With "Teachers"
At long last the wait is over...almost...sort of. In less than a week, Digital Playground will release the long awaited Robby D title "Teachers" and nothing will ever be the same again...we promise you. More » -
#hardcore
MILF Battle Supreme: Lisa Ann Versus Julia Ann In Digital Playground's "Mrs. Demeanor"
We're not going to lie, we have no clue what this "Celeste capture" is pretending to be about. The box promises us "real desperate housewives" but we're certain those words don't fit when applied to these ladies. More » -
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#dvd
I Want To Go To There: "30 Rock - A XXX Parody"
As devoted fans of both "30 Rock" and the pornographic arts, we were rather excited for the release of "30 Rock - A XXX Parody." Well, excited and scared. We've witnessed enough parody disasters to know what could go wrong. More » -
#hardcore
Get Ready For "TMSleaze"
It almost seems like it took too long for someone to come up with this. With no further ado, we give you the scoop on 3rd Degree's new release "TMSleaze." -
#youarethere
A "Big Butt Oil Orgy" By Any Other Name...
Believe it or not, there were times during the day of filming "Big Butt Oil Orgy" that producers actually considered naming it something else. I'm glad they went with their butt instinct. More » -
#hardcore
Danny Case Unveils Porn's Next Big Thing With "Big Butt Oil Orgy"
Every now and then, Porn Valley comes up with an idea that is so powerful (and profitable) that it needs nothing else. No special effects, no cliff hangers, just hot sweaty oily sex with girls with huge wonderful asses. More » -
#youarethere
Behind The Scenes: "30 Rock - A XXX Parody"
Been dying to know more about about New Sensations's upcoming porn parody of "30 Rock"? So have we. Good thing XFANZ was on the set and shot this behind the scenes video. More » -
#hardcore
Cast Of "Ass Worship 11" Worthy Of Devotion
If you're going to go to all the trouble of worshiping a woman's ass—a behavior Jules Jordan promotes in his epic series—it's important that you pick asses worthy of the high praise. More » -
#trailers
"She's The Boss"—And We're Eager To Take Her Orders
Maybe we're easily amused, but we're really enjoying Elegant Angel's trailer for their upcoming women-at-work release "She's the Boss." Largely because the theme song sounds like something put together by They Might Be Giants (assuming they actually scored pornos). More » -
#pornstars
Spike Offers Seven Pornstars You Can Take Home To Mom
Were we to bring a pornstar home to Mom, we'd probably say, "Hey Mom, meet this awesome pornstar!" Then again, our mother is very liberal (look what her daughter does for a living!). More » -
#upcoming
Everyone's Nailin' Paylin—Even You!
Sarah Palin may have stepped down from public life, but Serra Paylin is an unstoppable porno juggernaut. "Hollywood's Nailin' Paylin" is in the can, and "Letterman's Nailin' Paylin" and "You're Nailin' Paylin" are on their way. Isn't America great? (xbiz.com) -
#hardcore
Man Eater Lisa Ann Leads the Charge In "MILF Mania 3"
Who doesn't love hot MILFs? Cougars, that's who! MILFs get all the attention these days...but they need that love, because they're locked up all night taking care of children and husbands while cougars prowl bars looking for fresh young wiener. More » -
#jobs
Hustler Creates Jobs For You, Me, And Carrie Prejean
It's hard out there for the unemployed: in these troubled times, it can easily feel as if there are no jobs to be had. But we know of at least one company that's still hiring: Hustler. More » -
#parody
Hollywood Nails Palin—And We Get To Watch
How on earth is Hustler going to justify making a movie that involves Sarah Palin moving to LA, becoming an actress, talk show host, and then (natch) a pornstar? Don't worry: Lisa Ann has all the answers. More » -
#hardcore
MILF Fans Rejoice Smash's "Best of Cheating Housewives" Release
When we think of some of our favorite MILF's of all time names like Lisa Ann, Nina Hartley, Vicky Vette, Lisa Ann, Nikita Denise, and Tiffany Minx come to mind. Apparently, Smash thinks a lot like we do. Interesting. More » -
#popshots
Sarah Palin And Tina Fey Reconcile Porntastically
Leave it to the porn magic factory to realize in boobs the things that we daren't hope for in real life. Here Lisa Ann reprises her role as Sarah Palin opposite Sindee Jennings as Tina Fey impersonating Sarah Palin in a new Hustler parody. But wait—it gets weirder. More » -
#popshots
Popshots Of The Week!
Now that summer is symbolically here, let's remember that porn is fun. None of those thought-provoking mopeyness or politically correct and deturgidifying think-pieces for us, thank you. Instead, let's get ourselves oiled up and have our parts gripped by a saucy minx half our age. More » -
#youarethere
Lisa Ann At The Oil Orgy
Lisa Ann has always been slick but she seemed a little more fluid than usual today when we attempted to catch up with her at 3rd Degree Films' presentation of a Danny Case film, tentatively titled "Big Butt Oil Orgy."
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#pornstars
Best Friends Should Fuck Together: Julia Ann And Lisa Ann
You know how you can tell when girls are really, truly best friends? When they schedule sex scenes with each other just so they'll get a chance to spend some time together and catch up. Or, er, maybe that's just Lisa Ann and Julia Ann (no relation). More » -
#rumors
Lisa Ann To Play Liz Lemon In "30 Rock - A XXX Parody"
We really should have figured it out sooner, what with the Sarah Palin connection and all—but alas, we were just too distracted by thoughts of Ashlynn Brooke as Jenna Maroney. More » -
#pornstars
To Lisa Ann On Her 37th Birthday
Lisa Ann has had a great year. Her cougar-friendly talent agency is efficient and thoughtful, her Sarah Palin impression is second only to Tina Fey's in cultural ubiquity, and she has an amazing rack. More » -
#video
Lisa Ann Featured In Video For Eminem's "We Made You"
In a swirl of nonsensical pop culture references, overly inflated asses, and, yes, Eminem prancing around in about a million different costumes, at least one thing still makes sense: Lisa Ann is ridiculously hot. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Lisa Ann Featured In "We Made You" Music Video
Sarah Palin may have retreated from the national stage, but Lisa Ann is still going strong. Look for her in Eminem's next music video—no word on if the Serra Paylin suit is involved. (avn.com, thumbnail) -
#hardcore
Chris Streams's “The Brother Load” Ominously Parallels Greek Poetry
If there's one thing Chris Streams knows, it's smut. That's why he's carefully constructed an interracial epic resembling both the Iliad and the Odyssey, starting with a stolen beauty and ending in a Cyclops gangbang. More » -
#parody
You Can Pry Sarah Palin Porn From Larry Flynt's Cold, Dead Hands
Maybe we've forgotten Sarah Palin, but the rest of the world still longs for her—or at least her porno doppelganager, Serra Paylin. Yes, Lisa Ann is donning her Palin suit and shooting a sequel. More » -
#hardcore
Lisa Ann Kills In Wicked's “Cougar Hunters”
Where MILFs seem much more docile and domesticated, cougars prompt visions of ravenous insatiable cockhounds with ticking clocks, intent on devouring men in their sexual prime. Oh- what a way to go—pinned under Lisa Ann!
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#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? That Is Not What I Meant At All Edition
Lisa Ann looks so tempting and accessible on this boxcover that it makes us sad that she's crazy. Poor thing. What? She's not crazy? But the title of the - I don't get it. More » -
#milvesandcougars
MILF v. Cougar: It Has Begun
Since porn has evolved to where we need to know what kind of sex people are having and between whom and what they're wearing, many Porno-American professionals are no longer using MILF and Cougar interchangeably. More » -
#hardcore
We'd Like To Thank Everhard For "Anal Cavity Search 6"
If the words "Anal Cavity Search" aren't enough to pique your interest then perhaps Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, Eva Karera, and pixie sex princess Dakoda Brookes will sway you.
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#hardcore
They Are The Champions: AVN Award Winners In Action
The AVN Awards have come and gone, but the pornstars they celebrate are forever—as is their award-winning porn. This week, we'd like to take a moment to celebrate the performers who took home top honors. More » -
#avn2009
And The AVN Award Winners Are...
What a night we had at the Mandalay Bay—so many stars, so many laughs... Flavor Flav—but we all know that's not the important part. What really matters is the awards, and who won them. More » -
#awards
AEBN VOD Awards: Adult Awards Chosen By You!
The AVN Awards aren't until Saturday, but the AEBN VOD Awards are already handed out. And unlike AVN Award winners, who are chosen by industry professionals, AEBN Award winners are chosen by you, the people! More » -
#hardcore
Paying The Price For Playing Paylin
With all the talk of what former GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin did for Tina Fey's career, it's easy to overlook the other career she helped resurrect—that of super busty MILF porn star Lisa Ann.
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#hardcore
Jenny Hendrix Impaled On Ginormous Black Cock, But In A Good Way
If you're NOT interested in seeing Jenny Hendrix getting her sweet, young ass pumped chock full of ginormous, throbbing black fuck stick, then by all means just ignore this link. It won't hurt our feelings. More »







