Fleshbot: Lingerie

Honestly, we had never heard of French "supermodel" ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:30:23 EDT

Honestly, we had never heard of French "supermodel" Morgane Dubled, but we're happy to make her acquaintance. It's always been our philosophy that you can never know too many sexy French babes in see-through lingerie. (cameltap.com)

Don't worry, folks—Jennifer Ellison ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:30:00 EDT

Don't worry, folks—Jennifer Ellison will soon be releasing her own 2009 calendar, complete with butt cleavage, sexy lingerie and a whole lot of boobage. Hey, when you've got a talent for something, you don't want to waste it. (dailypoa.com)

Diora Baird is one of those who actress/model/celebrities ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:43:11 EDT

Diora Baird is one of those who actress/model/celebrities who has done a whole lot with very little. Or very little with a whole lot. Staring at her pictures too long has us a bit confused. (boobieblog.com)

Dita Von Teese Is Her Own Best Advertisement

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:45:47 EDT

We're ever so glad that Wonderbra was able to overlook their shock and horror at the discovery of Dita Von Teese's (not so) secret porno past and keep her on as a celebrity lingerie designer. Frankly, it was the smartest marketing move they could make. After all, there aren't that many designers that can make their lines look as hot as Dita does... or perform quite as well in their ads, for that matter. Take a peek at Dita's latest commercial—in which she is, of course, scantily clad—after the jump.

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· Sexy Science By Dita on YouTube (youtube.com, via sex-and-blogs.com)

Guys, if you're clueless about how to buy ...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:40:57 EDT

Guys, if you're clueless about how to buy sexy underwear for that special lady in your life, Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole has surprisingly useful video shopping tips. Tip No. 1: If you want to continue to have a girlfriend, don't let her catch you watching this video. (spike.com)

"6 In The Morning" Is Always The Right Time For Babes Rolling Around In Their Underwear

Violet Blue — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:15:27 EDT

Let's face it: as much fun as teasing can be, being told over and over again that you can look but not touch gets pretty frustrating after a while (unless you happen to be into that sort of thing.) But there's a lot to be said for the brand of tease served up by UK techno-pop group Client in their clip for "6 In The Morning", which features just the right amount of fetish-flavored babes rolling around in lacy lingerie and stroking each other to turn an ordinary music video into a softcore drool generator. We're ready for the hardcore extended dance remix version whenever they are.

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· Client: '6 In The Morning' (vimeo.com -thanks Dustin)
· Client (client-online.net)
· Client @ MySpace (myspace.com)

As a professional underwear model, Danielle ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:28:19 EDT

As a professional underwear model, Danielle Bux clearly understands the proper way to look hot in her underwear. It's just nice to see that there are some people who still take their work seriously. (dailypoa.com)

Puerto Rican sex tape superstar(?) Noelia ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:50:00 EDT

Puerto Rican sex tape superstar(?) Noelia is keeping her underwear on these days. Well, almost. Sometimes you have to try and stick with what works. (dailypoa.com)

Agent Provocateur Wants To Put A Spell On You

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:30:13 EDT

It seems like only yesterday that we learned about the lovely Peaches Geldof and her starring role in the latest Agent Provocateur campaign. And now we've managed to dig up the entire collection of photos (or tableaux vivants if you want to get fancy) ...and a teaser video to boot! It's all intended to promote Agent Provocateur's latest "Season of the Witch" line, and this is one case where were we find such blatant marketing most effective. Let's just say that the girls from Agent Provocateur have definitely put us under their spell. Photos and video after the jump.

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· Agent Provocateur (agentprovocateur.com)

We don't know too much about Peaches Honeyblossom ...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:18:56 EDT

We don't know too much about Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof (or Peaches Geldof, for short) but now that we've seen her new Agent Provocateur spread, we're definitely looking forward to learning a lot more. For starters, how does all that fit on her driver's license? (wikipedia.org + telegraph.co.uk)

Frankly, we are stunned to learn that Eva ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:00:00 EDT

Frankly, we are stunned to learn that Eva Longoria used to be a model who posed for photos in her underwear. You know, before she became an actress who poses for photos in her underwear. It must have been hard to put all that behind her. (dailymail.co.uk)

We don't know much about fashion here at ...

Jonnobot — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:50:47 EDT

We don't know much about fashion here at Fleshbot, and are thus unable to tell you whether the photos in this blog post constitute an actual trend or not. But we do know that open cup bras are the kind of lingerie we can definitely get behind. Or in front of, actually, since the view is so much better. (trenddelacreme.com - thanks F.; thumbnail via kikidm.com)

Scandal!: Underwear Model Once Modeled Without Underwear

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:10:32 EDT

You may recognize Katie Green's cleavage from that new Wonderbra ad—or maybe from a totally shocking and scandalous threeway lesbian porno shoot she did in her "shameful past." We know it must be very hard for British tabloids to accept the fact that a woman who gets paid to model see-through underwear might at one point in her life have modeled just her body—but sadly, it does happen sometimes. The News Of The World is so torn up over this they even forget to "CENSOR" one of the three topless photos in question! Hopefully, the fine and upstanding folks at Wonderbra will see fit to punish Katie Green the way they punished their last shameless nude porno model ... by giving her her own line of lingerie. If you can stomach it, the offending pictures are below.

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· "New wonderbra babe Katie Green's lesbian porn shame" (newsoftheworld.co.uk)

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Previously: Wonderbra Crowdsources Breasts To Sell ... Uh, Something

Cintia Docker is sexy, sultry, looks good ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:10:00 EDT

Cintia Docker is sexy, sultry, looks good in underwear and we've never heard of her before today. That means she's from Brazil, obviously, and we'll do our best not to forget her name. (cameltap.com)

Maison Close: Fancy Underwear For Upscale Window Shoppers

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:20:44 EDT

If you like your lingerie sold without international burlesque stars—or in some case, without the lingerie—you might enjoy the online catalog for French undie maker Maison Close. The collection is bit limited, and the website a bit too Flash-y, but they do have a gorgeous model showing off their barely-there unmentionables and designer spanking rulers. Sometimes the clothes aren't even there at all, which means the store is losing a lot of money or people are buying luxury air. It sure doesn't hurt to browse though.

· Maison Close (maison-close.com)

Dita Von Teese finds the perfect model to ...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:58:28 EDT

Dita Von Teese finds the perfect model to display her new quick-release Wonderbra lingerie line. It's almost like she's done this kind of work before. (marieclaire.co.uk + telegraph.co.uk; bonus celebrity underwear gallery @ eonline.com)

Wonderbra Crowdsources Breasts To Sell ... Uh, Something

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:25:52 EDT

Hey, remember when Wonderbra asked all those regular gals to take their shirts off to help with their advertising? Well, here's the result—the world's largest set of boobs that's actually made up of lots of smaller sets of boobs. (Although some of the "smaller" boobs aren't so small.) Sure, that big mosaic might be sort of overwhelming, but at least on the web version you can zoom in and focus on the details. Oh, and be alert: they may also be trying to sell you something here, but we're not quite sure what it is.

· Wonderbra D2G Billboard (wonderbra.co.uk, via buzzfeed.com)

Lydia Hearst And The Myla Lingerie Revolution

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:55:23 EDT

Her mother may have wielded some serious weapons in her day, but Lydia Hearst-Shaw has her own way of sending her greetings to the people: she's now the new face for fancy underpants maker Myla. In fact, she does such a good job of extending brand awareness that we haven't been this excited about lingerie since, well, yesterday! (Or at least since Maggie Gyllenhaal got all dolled up in Agent Provocateur. We do have a hard time keeping these things straight sometimes.) Gallery after the jump.

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· Myla (myla.com)

The UK Sun needs your help to answer the ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:35:05 EDT

The UK Sun needs your help to answer the most vital question of our age: who is the hottest Victoria's Secret model of all time? But how can we choose just one? We're only human. (thesun.co.uk)

For all you belly button fetishists—and ...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:40:37 EDT

For all you belly button fetishists—and we know you're out there—we present this collection of Bond Girl belly buttons for your perusal. Hey, if you're going to ogle belly buttons, you might as well ogle the best. And if you're not into belly buttons—hey look! Hot Bond girls in their underwear! (jamesbondwiki.com, via gorillamask.net)

Xiao Yun's Arousing Fundraising

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:50:19 EDT

A few weeks ago we told you the story of a young Chinese woman who started posting scantily clad pictures of herself online to raise money for earthquake relief. Well, it seems that Xiao Yun's charitable work has garnered more attention than she originally intended, or at least a different type of attention: police in Thailand have been monitoring her picture posting (for strictly professional reasons, of course) and it seems they're trying to make sure that none of her charity passes over into Thai web space, where risqué material is strictly verboten.

So what kind of photos would put the Thai police force on high alert? After the jump, a gallery of some of Xiao Yun's saucier photos. (OK, so they're nothing we'd happen to consider calling out the authorities for. But then, we're not living in Thailand, are we?

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· "Thai police keep a close eye on nude Chinese fundraiser" (earthtimes.org - thanks AJ)

Apparently that whole recession thing that's ...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:35:47 EDT

Apparently that whole recession thing that's ruining porn sales has left lingerie sales completely untouched. It just goes to show: no matter how broke a girl is, she can always rummage up enough money to look cheap. (xbiz.com, recession-proof thumb from galleries.sterlingcash.com via The Bra Blog)

From A To DD At The Bra Blog

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:20:34 EDT

We don't always pay too much attention to bras, since we're usually too focused on the stuff they're supposed tp be supporting to really give much thought to the details of the material they're made from or how they're constructed. But the The Bra Blog is making us look at these ubiquitous pieces of intimate apparel in a whole new light, (Of course, it probably has something to do with all those hot bra-encased models it features in its posts, but at least we're not immediately undressing them with our eyes like we usually do.) Now if we can finally figure out how to handle all those different kinds of clasps with one hand, we'll be set!

· The Bra Blog (thebrablog.com, via hotbox.thumblogger.com)

Kmart Wants You To Do It In Your Undies

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:20:51 EDT

An Australian Kmart ad wants you to know that "it's more fun in your undies." And just in case some young, hot Australians take Kmart up on their advice, we're stretching our credit cards to the breaking point and booking tickets to the land down under as we write this. Hey, maybe we'll even get to see some Abby Winters models in their skivvies while we're down there? (Er, not that we always have to travel that far to see them doing more than just standing around in their skivvies. But still.)

· Kmart Underwear (coloribus.com, via AdRants)

Clara Morgane Crosses Over, French Style

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:45:53 EDT

Clara Morgane is one of the most popular women in France: she's a TV host, a model, a singer, and a general "media personality." Oh, and surprise—she also happens to be a former pornstar! Actually, we already knew about that last part; the real surprise is that she's managed to build a rather healthy post-porn career for herself and that "pornstar" is no longer the first bullet point on her resume. Of course, even when she's in singer mode that doesn't prevent her from spending the majority of time in her music videos rolling around in her underwear. Hey, no one said going manstream means you can't have any fun.

· Clara Morgane Music (official site in French; claramorgane.com)
· Clara Morgane Sings, Takes a Bath (doubleviking.com)

Waxing Nostalgic With Sabine Schoenberger

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:20:54 EDT

According to the title of one of her online portfolios, German photographer Sabine Schoenberger apparently feels nostalgia for many things—especially things that involve vintage lingerie and exposed nipples. Funny, that's the exact same stuff we get all misty-eyed about too! Especially when the lingerie and nipples happen to be connected to models as lovely as the ones Schoenberger gets to work with. Actually, they don't make us misty-eyed so much as ... well, let's just say it's not our eyes that are feeling moist all of a suddden.

· Sabine Schoenberger Photography (sabine-schoenberger.de, via body-collector.com)

A woman in Los Angeles claims that a "design ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:55:00 EDT

A woman in Los Angeles claims that a "design problem" on a Victoria's Secret thong caused a decorative piece to snap off, hitting her in the eye and damaging her cornea. Come to think of it, after all that time staring at their lingerie catalogs our corneas are a little worn out too. Anyone know a good lawyer we can talk to? (thesmokinggun.com + victoriassecret.com)

Are you a woman whose boobs fall somewhere ...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:35:19 EDT

Are you a woman whose boobs fall somewhere between an A and a G cup? Good news: Wonderbra wants you as a model! Okay, so you'll be one of thousands of women featured in the photo—but don't worry, we're sure you'll still be able to include the credit on your resumé. (wonderbra.co.uk)

Fleshbot PSI: We Need A Nurse, Stat!

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:05:20 EDT

You've done pretty well with our first two Porn Scene Investigation challenges, gentle readers, but now we have a potentially more difficult assignment to really test your mettle. This one comes to us from one of your fellow Fleshbot fans who desperately wants to know the identity of the busty nurse in the clip you'll find below. (Yes, handjobs seem to be a theme around here today.) The gauzy soft focus makes us think of something we might see on Playboy TV or the Spice Channel, but we can't put a name to the face. Won't you help? Remember: we're looking for name of the actress as well as the title of the movie the clip is from, so it might take longer than the eight seconds it took you to figure out the last one. Still, one reader's eternal gratitude is in your hands. Can you crack the case or do we need to call a doctor?

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· "Busty Nurse handjob" (Megarotic)

Hombre Likes A Good Back Story

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:55:22 EDT

British lad mags, like Nuts and Zoo Weekly, pretty much exist for one reason and one reason only: boobs. (OK, that's two reasons.) Big, round, and bouncy breasts are the star of every issue, which not coincidentally happens to be the reason we keep them on our monthly reading list. But other parts of the world, boobs often take a backseat to ... uh, backseats. Take a look at the "Lingerie Issue" of Hombre magazine, for example, and you might notice the editorial focus drifting slightly southward, in more ways than one. As much as we try to avoid stereotypes, there's no denying the fact that Latin men like a nice ass (though we're sure they like boobs too, and we'll stare at just about any part of the body as long as it's exposed). On this issue, we're right behind them.

· Great Asses In Hombre Lingerie Edition (dailypoa.com)

So what could possibly be better than a compilation ...

Jonnobot — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:40:35 EDT

So what could possibly be better than a compilation clip featuring a handful of some of the hottest cam babes we've ever seen? Why, a compilation clip featuring a handful of some of the hottest cam babes we've ever seen set to music, of course. If this is what all the kids are watching on the MTV these days, we totally have to tune in more often. (They do play music videos on the MTV, right?) (foundrymusic.com - thanks L.)

If you don't have any plans for the weekend ...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:25:50 EDT

If you don't have any plans for the weekend yet, you might want to consider partying with Jenna Jameson: after all, what could be more fun than heading down to Florida, putting on some lingerie, drinking champagne, and hanging out with the world's most famous porn star? (Okay, we can think of a few things, but we'll take what we can get.) (nationalledger.com)

A group of obnoxious busybodies concerned ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:00:00 EDT

A group of ~~obnoxious busybodies~~ concerned citizens are protesting a lingerie store in Vacaville, California by videotaping customers as they enter and exit the store and then posting it on YouTube. Don't get them wrong—they're not against sex or lingerie or anything; they're just concerned that it will turn their fair city into a pornographic wasteland soon to be engulfed in an all-consuming hellstorm of fire and brimstone. See, it's all in good fun! (thereporter.com)

At The Victoria's Secret Lingerie Parade

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:35:16 EDT

Wait, someone had a lingerie parade and we weren't invited? (See, if someone had put this on our new calendar this wouldn't have happened!) OK, so it would have been a little difficult to get all the way to Melbourne just to watch a bunch of insanely hot Victoria's Secret models walk around in their underwear, but a little notice still would have been nice—after all, we've probably gone through more trouble for less reward at some point in our lives. At least we were able to find these photos of the event, which are almost as good as actually being there. (Humor us, OK?) See for yourself after the jump.

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Here's every picture ever taken of Swedish ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:15:00 EDT

Here's every picture ever taken of Swedish babe Elin Grindemyr. OK, maybe not every photo. But you need to start your collection somewhere, right? (gorillamask.net)

Oh Dita Von Teese, we love you so much that ...

Jonnobot — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:25:37 EDT

Oh Dita Von Teese, we love you so much that we would cross an ocean just to get a glimpse of your nipple ... or at least peruse the pages of the new German Maxim, where if we squint really hard we can pretend we're getting a glimpse of your nipple too. (OK, so it's probably just part of that fancy bra you're wearing ... but are you really going to spoil the fantasy for us after we've come all this way?) (vanityspy.com)

Here's a gallery of random photos of Miwa ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 30 May 2008 11:14:31 EDT

Here's a gallery of random photos of Miwa Oshiro, if for no other reason than you need a little more Japanese A/V stars in your diet. They help create healthy bones! (Sorry.) (gorillamask.net)

Life Ball 2008: Vienna Comes Out To Play

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:47:51 EDT

The fabulous people were out in full force in Vienna this week for the annual Life Ball, a gala of fashion and celebrity that raises money for AIDS charities and gives 40,000 people an excuse to absolutely freaky in the town square. This year's ball included an Agent Provocateur fashion show, but as the tiny and kinky as those outfits, the have to take a back seat to what most of the guests are wearing. A gallery of our favorite costumes—such as they are; is "naked" even a costume?—can be found below.

Photos by: Leopold Neklula / Viennareport / Splash News

· Oh, Vienna! - the Life Ball (scotsman.com)
· Scenes from Vienna's Life Ball (more photos @ smh.com.au)

Chinese officials shut down a local lifestyle ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 21 May 2008 11:38:41 EDT

Chinese officials shut down a local lifestyle magazine that published pictures of sexy models in their underwear ... posing in the rubble of the earthquake that has killed over 40,000 people. Even a tentacle porn director was quoted as saying, "Dude, that's just not right." (news24.com, via Gawker)

Playboy's 55th Anniversary Playmate Search: The Contenders

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 20 May 2008 12:05:27 EDT

A few weeks ago we told you about Playboy's YouTube casting call to find the centerfold for its 55th Anniversary Issue (even though they don't look a day over 49). Asking aspiring models to show their stuff in such a public forum seemed like a good idea, but did anyone actually take them up on the challenge? Of course they did—not that people really need an excuse to post clips of themselves in their underwear on the internet these days, but in this case they just happened to have one. There are about 50 entries so far, which you can view all together in one handy playlist—or you can spend some time getting to know one of the contestants a little better. So why did we pick Michelle Mason? Well, not only does she hail from the same state as some of us here at Fleshbot (Go Michigan!), she also wrote us an email to say how much she likes us. Yes, we are that easy.

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· Playmate Search Submissions (YouTube)

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· Michelle Mason (YouTube)

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Previously: Playboy Wants You To Take (Most Of) Your Clothes Off