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"Rocco Ravishes L.A.": Someone's in the Toilet with Bobbi

Gram Ponante — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Look at how Kristina Rose protects Fleshbot readers' tender sensibilities by obscuring Rocco Siffredi's cock with her foot. Perhaps this is why Siffredi later puts Bobbi Starr's head in the toilet. You and your Puritan reservations.

Rocco Ravishes L.A.

Studio: Evil Angel
Director: Rocco Siffredi
Cast: Kristina Rose, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Bobbi Starr, Jada Fire, Lexi Love, Kagney Linn Karter, Rocco Siffredi, Marco Banderas, Toni Ribas, Mark Davis

Review by: Gram Ponante

There is so much unnecessary hype in porn that when someone like Rocco Siffredi comes out of retirement because he can't resist someone like Bobbi Starr, it's a shame when so little is made of it.

Siffredi channels Randy Newman in both his love of L.A. and in boxcover font choice for his stateside comeback extravaganza, "Rocco Ravishes L.A.," in which "The Stallion" and a troupe of foreigners (Mark Davis, Marco Banderas, and Tony Ribas) are violently serviced by Starr, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Lexi Love, Jada Fire, Kagney Linn Karter, and Kristina Rose.

One of the persistent myths about any porn, but particularly this type of clinical, graphic, and forceful material, is that the women in in don't like it. While this is certainly true some of the time, it is most often not the case, and we can see this in scenes with Starr, Karter, and Adrianna Nicole, in particular.

"I was star-struck," Bobbi Starr told me a month after the Siffredi shoot, which took place in January, 2009. "He wasn't originally going to put my head in the toilet, but I kind of begged him to."

This movie is dirty, dirty, dirty but, lest you think it is dirty in that disaffected European sterile way, "Rocco Ravishes L.A." has heart. Rocco is clearly delighted to be back in the catbird seat again, as are his gracefully aging cohorts, each of whom drops loads spiced with a little gratefulness.

Kagney Linn Karter was new to the business when this movie was shot, and Lexi Love had just returned to it after a hiatus. Both are great fun to watch. Jada Fire is like an ominous storm cloud washing over both Lexi Love and Mark Davis, and she looks exquisite.

"Rocco Ravishes L.A." is one of those movies that is both a great snapshot of porn in 2009 and an education in the style of a guy who has been teaching hardcore fucking for more than a decade.

"Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy

Gram Ponante — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how.

Flight Attendants

Studio: X-Play/Adam & Eve
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Kayden Kross, Evan Stone, Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Sunny Lane, Eva Angelina, Misty Stone, Shyla Stylez, Kacey Jordan, Lexi Love, Michelle Maylene, Randy Spears, James Bartholet, Eric John, Jack Lawrence, Eric Swiss, Thomas Ward, Brad Hardy, Kenzi Marie, Chastity Lynn, Farrah Foxx, Dino Bravo, Barry Scott

Review by: Gram Ponante

X-Play's newest film (following last week's "Monday Night Football") continues the company's diversification into porn comedies that aren't based on a particular show. This one draws broadly from "Airplane!" with a healthy dose of Jim Holliday's ensemble pornos of the 90's (Holliday gets namechecked in the movie) as well as Digital Playground's recent successes in occupational porn, "Cheerleaders," "Babysitters," "Nurses," and "Teachers."

A co-production with Adam & Eve like last year's Zero Tolerance/A&E matchup "Rollerdollz," "Flight Attendants" tries so hard to please that it collapses with the effort. Such a large cast means not enough room for everyone to shine, and the story is so needlessly convoluted that you will actually become stupider while watching it.

Q. But Grams, surely you're not saying that you would fault a porn movie for a poorly-executed story. Isn't sex all that matters?
A. While sex is all that matters, at least at this point in our lives, you should probably just buy ten copies of "Flight Attendants," watch each one, and feel your IQ drop by ten points each time. Then you will be this movie's target audience, and will support X-Play's future filmic endeavors.

Multiple uses of flashbacks and dream sequences are neither effective nor funny, the theme song is grating, and the numerous gay and black/urban poor jokes made by and at the expense of performer James Bartholet and openly black performer Misty Stone try too hard to be outrageous and fall flat. It was often amazing how "Flight Attendants" made two subjects that are normally hilarious - race and sexual orientation - unfunny while trying to be "broad."

Speaking of broad, let's talk about the sex.

X-Play has assembled an all-star cast and we slog through way too much plot before any cast members commence to fucking. While there are standout scenes between Shyla Stylez and Randy Spears, the newly-returned Hillary Scott and Barry Scott (no relation), and Kayden Kross and Evan Stone, we don't see nearly enough of Sunny Lane, Eva Angelina, Teagan Presley, or Lexi Love. And, in an industry where people don't need much of an excuse to have sex, "Flight Attendants" manages to strain credulity.

I think X-Play in particular and parodies in general need to take a vacation.

We know the recent difficulty of making money in porn, and part of the current marketing strategy involves having numerous products on the shelves. X-Play is also playing two sides of the field by releasing movies through distributors Adam & Eve as well as Hustler. But it seems that a company that can make such note-perfect parodies like "Not Married with Children" and "Not the Cosby Show" may have extended its reach this time; "Flight Attendants" did not need to be bad.

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A Rosebud By Any Other Name Would Stretch Just As Sweetly

DCypher — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:30:01 EDT

What exactly is it about girl's assholes that we love so much? Mike John continues his cautious exploration of the sweetest pucker there is, reminding us all to stop and smell the rosebud from time to time.

We believe it was Shakespeare who first drew our attention to our unyielding love of buggery, winning us back from the savagery of De Sade with his elegant poetry suggesting that a rosebud by any other name would stretch just as sweetly. We're sure there are countless allusions to sodomy deftly woven into "Romeo and Juliet," or at least enough to warrant further scholarship and a Masters in Fine Arts.

Since then, few have assumed the exploration of the asshole with the same benign curiosity that once possessed the famed bard...until Mike John came on the scene. His Jules Jordan series dedicated to ass fucking, like so much else that he puts his signature on, is nothing short of pure poetry. The success of the Elastic Assholes series, as evidenced by the ever growing number of volumes, relies not so much on the subject matter—anal sex—as it does on the approach. Anyone can show Lexi Love, Kristina Rose, Charlotte Vale, Chayse Evans, Dia Zerva, and Holly Fox getting their puckers pried wide open by monster man meat and ruthlessly drilled. It takes an artist to do it with the kind of finesse and style that Mike John brings to bear upon this his 8th offering to the world.

"Elastic Assholes 8" comes out next week on June 15th. Check out the sneak gallery now below.

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Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Lexi Love

pweasels — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 12:30:01 EST

We never noticed before how much Lexi Love looks like pre- and post-meltdown Britney Spears until we started looking for pictures for her birthday. But once we did…

We often wonder why people search so hard for nipple-slip and upskirt pictures of celebrities who are, in most cases, less attractive than the porn stars who give it all up all the time in every movie.

And then we remember our basic economics, and the principle of supply and demand. Lexi Love is plenty good enough for us, though. Happy 28th birthday, Lexi!

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

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"Strippers Gone Wild" Shows Just How Wild Strippers Can Go

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

We've always operated under the assumption that the whole point of the "Girls Gone Wild" franchise was to see girls—ones who are presumably nice, mild-mannered young things in their daily lives—be persuaded to go wild, that half the thrill was in watching the transformation from sweet and demure to wild and willing. That said, we found ourselves somewhat confused by the premise of "Strippers Gone Wild." As women who take their clothes off for money, strippers are, presumably, already "wild" women—do they really have further territory to explore in the world of going wild? Apparently so: the compilation DVD boasts over four hours of action, with nineteen girls at their wildest. We've grabbed a sample clip: after the jump, see what happens when strippers stop being fake and start being real...ly wild.

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Larry Flynt Takes On Hard Issues with 'The Bush Administration'

DCypher — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:00:55 EST

If you’re anything like us, the first thing that happens when you hear the words "The Bush Administration" is that your sphincter muscles clamp shut and a sour look crosses your bitter, gun-clinging face. After the rapid success of Hustler’s "Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?," we thought for sure that this release would be a retrospective biopic not entirely unlike Oliver Stone's "W" (but with Mikey “Huge Balls” Butders replacing Josh “Goonies” Brolin). Turns out we were totally wrong. Ha! Got us there, Larry!

Instead of a porntastic look at the life of W, we're offered the likes of Lexi Love, Kelly Leigh, Sara Faye, Max Mikita, and Rucca Page joining bushy forces to bring back the era when having pubic hair was sexy. These insatiably dainty darlings have plenty of grass on the field and love playing with balls—literally. In an effort to accentuate the obvious, each scene culminates in the guy dropping a pearly white load into the shimmering tuft of vagina fur proudly flying over these delicious nether puckers.

Here at Fleshbot HQ, we’re split down the middle (no pun intended) on whether or not we love bush (not the President). So in the spirit of the day, we’re going to let you vote in the comments and decide for us. You don’t even have to stand in line!

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What Kind Of Cars Do Pornstars Drive?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:45:00 EDT

Our car-obsessed little brother Jalopnik has started a discussion about the best pornstar car out on the market (meaning, a car that pornstars would drive in their day-to-day lives, not a car that you'd want to watch having sex). Jalopnik favors the Zimmer for stars of the adult world, but we're not so sure that anyone should be driving one of those. Since we know very little about cars, we won't even try to suggest a ride for any of our Crush Objects—instead, we decided to do a little research and find out what kind of cars pornstars actually drive. View our findings after the jump (and yes, there is someone who drives a Hummer).

Lexi Love: Truck

Katja Kassin: Audi

Marie Luv: Infinti FX35

Dana DeArmond: Prius

Mia Rose: 06' Nissan 350z Touring edition

Adrenalynn: 07' Hummer limited edition truck

Roxy DeVille: 2007 Honda CRV

Ginger Lee: Dodge Grand Caravan, Chevy full size van, and a Ford Explorer Sport Track

Jana Jordan: 1969 Mercury Cyclone and 04 Infiniti

Tyler Knight: Mustang V8

Joanna Angel: Nissan Sentra

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