• today in cruztaceans

    Mariscos!

    Annie Cruz is on a roll! More »
    12/19/08
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Un gran titulo, P. Weasels. more » | Other threads

  • been through the dessert

    Hello "Post-Apocalyptic Cowgirls" In The Sand

    These arid extra-lesbians are not your gateway drug "Are They Or Aren't They?" Thelma And Louise saddlepals, so take heed, pardner of the patriarchy, next you're piloting your American Motors Corporation vehicle down the 8 through Yuma and you see a gal with her thumb out.
    12/04/08
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Two urination stills? Now how do I decide which to use as my new wallpaper? ... Seriously, that, & seriously, still,... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • flesh flicks

    Missy Monroe Learns A Thing Or Two

    Everybody has to start somewhere and while we're guessing that this was not Missy Monroe's first foray into the realm of sapphic (or videotaped) love, it does appear to be an early, fresh-faced moment on her resume. Of course, it's really more of a training film, meant to school the young charge in the ways of strap-on mechanics. If would be nice if we could all have teachers as generous as this ... or at least as sexy. More »
    10/14/08
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: So, the blonde is Missy... But who is the brunette? Also, would this video be evidence of an alt-porn beginning --... 1 Responses | Other threads

  • flesh flicks

    Drill, Baby, Drill

    This oil crisis is really hitting us hard and it seems that everyone finally agrees that it's important to find alternative sources of energy, because not only are people still paying nearly $4 a gallon for gasoline, our nation's supply of baby oil is running dangerously low. How will giant-breasted women wrestle for fun and profit without the sweet slickness these petroleum-based products provide? On the other hand, wind and solar wrestling doesn't sound like it would be very entertaining. We better to get to an offshore rig fast. More »
    10/08/08
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  • flesh flicks

    Nursed Back To Health

    Medically speaking, it's probably not a good idea to seek health treatments from three trailer trash nurses who hold office hours in the back of van. (You don't want to know where those tongue depressors have been.) If you are in need of other services, however, they will be a tremendous help. A three-way "examination" under a dirty old tree will probably not cure anything that actually ails you, but at least it will temporarily make you feel better. More »
    10/07/08
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  • flesh flicks

    Not-So-Mixed Doubles

    Have you been watching the U.S. Open this week? Neither have we! There just aren't that many compelling reasons to watch pro tennis these days. Other than sexy female players ... and their short skirts ... and the grunting and groaning they make when they smack the little ball ... and the sweating. But other than those very good reasons, there are no reasons to watch! Although just like this video, the semi-finals at this year's tournament will also include a brief subplot involving Peter North and a mermaid, so buy your tickets now! More »
    09/03/08
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    Comment by Dea-ea-ean: On the topic of "mixed doubles": [www.megarotic.com] What What WHAT is going on here? either A) this is the best clip ever, because lesbians... more » | Other threads

  • flesh flicks

    Strap In, Strap On, Strap Out

    The art of seduction is a tricky thing, especially if you get all your dating tips from porn. Normally, all you have do is unsnap a belt buckle and that is enough to get the action started, but occasionally a slow build up is required instead. Back rubs are a pretty solid technique too, but then it takes much longer—if you do them right—to go from "how was your day?" to "let's try out this strap on!" Patience is a virtue, but then again, so is a fast forward button. More »
    08/20/08
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    Comment by VivThomas.com Team: Nice angle on the strap on, Dashiell :) I love how easy it is to move from massage to... more » | Other threads

  • porn of the moment

    Burnt Offerings: Viv Thomas' "Members Only 6"

    While we are not the, er, house organ for Viv Thomas, we can explain covering two sequential titles in his "Members Only" series by saying that this one, confusingly, doesn't have cocks in it. Why, then, call it "Members Only"? Is this one of those Euro things like how cigarette holder-holding vamps refer to their parts as their "sex"? Don't they know what "member" means? Karen Black would know. More »
    08/13/08
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    Comment by Jonnobot: Did you know that Karen Black suffers from Peripheral Artery Disease? Sad, but true! more » | Other threads

  • girl on girl action

    Flesh Flicks: If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Hot Tub

    Here's a little word to the wise: never play "Truth or Dare" in a hot tub with five lesbians. You just know that there's no way you're getting out of that hot tub with your swimsuit intact ... and who knows how many toys, fingers or other things will end up inside you before it's all over? And we don't want to sound prejudiced here, but why do lesbians always choose the Dare option anyway? They're just asking for trouble that way. (Wait, did we tell you never to play this game in a hot tub with lesbians? Obviously that was a huge mistake.) More »
    07/31/08
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I have seen this before, but not for a year, & change, probably. Excellent. The blonde is a bit too... more » | Other threads

  • girl on girl action

    Flesh Flicks: Pool's Out For Summer

    One of our favorite things to do on a muggy afternoon is to drag a $10 plastic kiddie pool out into the backyard, fill it with tepid water from the hose, and then boil ourselves (literally!) in the hot summer sun. If we're feeling frisky, we'll also bring some floaty toys with us. Of course, we always seem to get stuck playing with the little inflatable alligator instead of a bubbly naked girl—with a few toys of her own. That would certainly make the water a lot more pleasant. Maybe this year we'll finally install that diving board and see if that changes our luck. More »
    06/24/08
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  • girl-on-girl action

    Flesh Flicks: Foos It Or Lose It

    We promise: no soccer porn today, because we found a green field, ball-kicking-related sport that's even better then whatever those swanky Europeans like to play for "fun"! Foosball is the true sport of kings—and queens—and if you have any doubt, watch this spirited match between big-boob legends Danni Ashe and Avy Scott. A worldwide championship competition like this would be bigger than the World Cup, the World Series and World War II combined! Hey, when each match devolves into a hot lesbian catfight, there's no way the public would only let this happen once every four years. More »
    06/13/08
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    Comment by Tsuru: I think that is the first non-amateur, non-fisting, non-squirting, non-fake-titties (real big boobs? no way), non-real-fighting, non-anal, competitive "sports", lesbian,... more » | Other threads

  • lesbians

    Lesbians vs. Lesbians

    Lesbians from Lesbos are suing the other lesbians because apparently being a Lesbian doesn't mean that you're, you know ... into lesbians. Did you understand all of that? Because we've read this story and watched these videos and all we got out of it was a headache. (guardian.co.uk + bbc.co.uk, via radaronline.com)
    06/11/08
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  • movies

    Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "The Dirty Girls"

    Ah, the French. They gave us fried potatoes, fancy salad dressing, Stouffer's French Bread Pizzas and, of course, erotic cinema that goes way too far. (Way farther than those snooty British!) Think about it: it isn't just any foreign film that can combine lesbian shower action with sadistic marching band majorettes. They also somehow managed to capture on film the elusive art of self love—which in France apparently means making out with a mirror. Boy, they really are kinky over there! More »
    05/29/08
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    Comment by SerpentLibertine: He was the best. All his films had class. more » | Other threads

  • video

    Lesbian Kissing Makes Perfect Sense, Even When It Doesn't

    A very confused tipster writes to us asking for an explanation of the following YouTube video. It starts off innocently enough, with footage of a random girl-on-girl makeout session: nothing confusing there, but then things take an abrupt turn when the show is interrupted by footage from late-70s schmaltzfest "Eight Is Enough." Then it's back to the lesbian makeout, accompanied by some adult contemporary/soft rock background music. Then you see the opening credits for CSI: NY. Then back to some more Dick Van Patten, then it abruptly ends. In other words, it's a big heaping spoonful of WTF? More »
    05/27/08
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    Comment by killmyunicorn: This is turning me on. And it makes me feel weird. more » | Other threads

  • amateur

    Memorial Day Weekend Special: Top Ten Outdoor Sex Videos

    With a long weekend ahead of us and (finally) some nice weather in the forecast, we're looking forward to spending as much of our holiday outdoors as we can. As while we're lounging around in the park watching scantily clad hotties cavorting in the sun, our thoughts will no doubt be turning to ... well, exactly what you'd expect our thoughts to be turning to in a situation like that. We might be content to merely savor the fantasy of hooking up in the great outdoors, but the amateurs in today's video assortment have no such inhibitions of their own. Talk about a weekend really worth remembering.
    05/23/08
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    Comment by Lux Alptraum: @Rock-e-Horror: Segways? more » | Other threads

  • porn australians!

    Abby Winters' "Girls Who Like Girls" Who Like Colin Hay's Old Band

    Fresh-scrubbed! Cotton dresses! Meth-free teeth! Sturdy knees! These are the things to love about the Abby Winters girls, and even though "Abby Winters" itself is a little fib, the company doesn't give in to hyperbole in its titles: these are girls who like girls; they're too busy getting ready for backpacking trips and going on holiday to Gibraltar to set aside time for love. More »
    05/22/08
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    Comment by SequoiaRedd: Yay Abby! Cleo is such a hottie... more » | Other threads

  • girl on girl action

    Flesh Flicks: Geography Is Hot!

    We don't know about you, but we think that maps are pretty much the sexiest thing in the whole world—especially if they are the whole world! Nothing gets us going like a couple of nice round color-coded orbs or maybe a topographical elevation chart with major landmarks indicated by little gold stars. Man, our computer monitor is fogging up just thinking about fingering our Rand McNally! Luckily, we've finally found two girls who clearly share our passion for well-drawn borders. Now if only we knew their names or where they were or even what language they speak. How would one go about tracking down a couple of hot and horny geography sluts? Do you think there's a map for that? More »
    05/20/08
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    Comment by drjayphd: @The Merovingian Princess: Yeah, it really was a bit of a tragedy when that bridge collapsed in Mianus. Hopefully, we'll... more » | Other threads

  • sex blogs

    Sex Blog Roundup: Thrills! Chills! Spills!

    A husband picks up a sexy new lube. A girlfriend suggests dinner and a movie. A woman turns out the lights and goes to bed alone. None expected . . . the unexpected! Fortunately, this week's roundup of the best in sex blogging finds our writers on their toes, even when flat on their backs. Thrill as a couple tamps down a fiery pussy. Chill as lesbians venture into a gay cruising park. Spill as an average girl discovers that on the right night, with the right person, she is not so average at all. More »

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    05/09/08
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  • girl on girl action

    Flesh Flicks: Good Help Is Hard To Find

    Hiring sexy maids to clean up after you isn't just a rich guy thing. Rich women do it too! The only problem is, we can't figure out who is in charge here. The woman stuck doing the chores seems to be better dressed than the one who is just lounging around—and her dusting skills aren't that hot either. So who is in charge? And how come those shelves are still filthy? Honestly, how does anyone—man or woman—ever get their homes clean these days when all the hired hands want to do is make things messier? More »
    05/08/08
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    Comment by Tsuru: @HebrewHammer: ANGELAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Tsuru [tsururadio.com] more » | Other threads

  • babes

    Best Of Babelogs: Passover Edition

    Because this is one weekend you don't want to pas ... oh, you know ... More »

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    04/18/08
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  • lesbians

    Flesh Flicks: Green Acres Is The Place For Fucking

    You know what they say—you can take the pornstar out of the city, but you can't take the city out of the pornstar. Some people may like waking up to the sounds of roosters and hungry piglets, but others prefer honking taxis and construction workers. The good news is that no matter what location you prefer to lay your head—up on Park Avenue or down on the farm—almost everyone enjoys a good round of morning sex when they wake up. It's those kinds of compromises that make fake movie relationships work. More »
    04/17/08
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    Comment by Tsuru: @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Ah, proactive love.... is anything better? more » | Other threads

  • lesbians

    If you're more into femmes than feminism, maybe you can find a few good porn suggestions here. Believe it or not, lesbians aren't just in porn, they watch it too! (about.com)
    04/09/08
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  • video

    Flesh Flicks: Lesbians Ahoy!

    What is it with lesbians and their boats? We had no idea that putting two ladies together out on the high seas — or on a rather dingy looking river, for that matter — could have such erotic consequences, but apparently when those waves are rocking you should not come a-knocking. Unless, of course, you have a video camera and are willing to upload the footage to the internet. In that case, anchors away! More »
    04/02/08
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    Comment by Bentoboxx, Now part owner of General Motors: If the gals were both California Highway Patrol cops....this would be CHiPs AHOY! more » | Other threads

  • lesbians

    Flesh Flicks: You're Going To Need A Bigger Boat

    We confess that this video originally caught our eye because when visually scanning a web page, the word "Fisherboat" looks kind of like "Fleshbot"—and you don't see bimbo bitches on there everyday. Still, cruising down the Mississippi with one hand on your pussy and another firmly steering a high-powered outboard motor is an impressive feat in its own right, and these girls also ... wait, is that some dude coughing in the background in the first minute? Seriously, they couldn't have done anything about that in post-production? That, ladies and gents, is why you can never trust a fisherman to make porn. More »
    03/27/08
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    Comment by Prof_Derzshowitz: @Tsuru: RE - Killers: Yeah, srsly. How brutal was their Joy Division cover from a little while back? Cheers. more » | Other threads

  • girl on girl action

    Flesh Flicks: In A Bind

    Sorry if you noticed some sluggishness (or non-existence) with our front page today. Our behind the scenes technology gnomes tell us that our server machines were a little tied up this afternoon. We don't know exactly what that means, but we think this video is an accurate depiction of what we imagined was going on down at the data center. See, the girl trussed up on the bed represents our website's computers and the other lady is the internet trojan worm that violated them with a strapon. It's all very technical, so we won't go into the details, but all you need to know is that the internet is our dom and today was a particularly rough session. Of course, we're gluttons for punishment, which is why we'll always come back for more. More »
    03/20/08
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    Comment by cutiepie28340: it wouldnt let me see te video, but it looks sweet! more » | Other threads

  • your vote counts

    Amber Peach: Bras For Lipstick Lesbians!

    Outraged over Showtime's announced cancellation of "The L Word," the vulvalicious Amber Peach urges you and your friends to send Showtime your black bras. "I know that I normally try to support more important causes," Peach concedes, but provides instructions to Bring Back the Beals' after the gap. More »
    03/14/08
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Wouldn't it be better for lesbians, that instead of accepting the "lesbianism" presented by tee-vee networks, they co-opt a not... more » | Other threads

  • lesbians

    Flesh Flicks: Girls And Their Toys

    We could give you a lengthy disquisition about the appeal of sapphic attractions or the role of female pornstars in the adult industry or even a gushing tribute about how much Janine Lindemulder meant to certain developing youngsters (Hint: A lot!), but we think that maybe just providing the title card would make the whole thing self-explanatory. "Three Lesbians and Two Double-Headed Dildos" kinda says it all, don'tcha think? More »
    03/11/08
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    Comment by cutiepie28340: that was horrible more » | Other threads

  • girl on girl action

    Flesh Flicks: Bad Justice

    Those rogue cops are at it again. Others may cower in fear, but we have not been afraid to stand up to the menace of these duly sworn officers of the law who abuse their power by taking advantage of innocent bystanders. Worst of all, is how this maltreatment of suspects turns previously harmless civilians into dangerous and unruly criminals. See how this poor young girl accused of a minor shoplifting charge loses all respect for authority and in the end becomes a nothing but a repeat offender. It would be sad, if it wasn't so sexy. More »
    03/10/08
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    Comment by VivThomas.com Team: Aaah thats great - Pirated porn on RedTube. This is from VivThomas.com : a film called Hot Babe Seduction -... more » | Other threads

  • girl on girl action

    Naked Oil Wrestling Makes Good Television Great

    Even though we are huge fans of girl-on-girl action, we've never really gotten into Showtime's lesbotastic drama "The L Word." (It's on past our bedtime.) We were also under the impression that, despite a fair amount of naked lady goodness, it was pretty much just a normal TV show with lots of talking and emotions and problems solving togetherness. So why didn't anyone tell us about the Turkish oil wrestling? Honestly, is there any show on television that couldn't be improved with a slippery bikini fight between its hottest characters? If not, than it should probably be canceled anyway. More »
    02/29/08
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  • video

    Flesh Flicks: Snow Job

    Chipping icicles off of a frozen rooftop isn't high on our list of erotic activities, but if you're into Nordic babes then we guess freezing temperatures aren't really a deal breaker when it comes to getting horny. It might take a little longer to get things warmed up, but the good news is that when the action is over and it comes time for the cool-down portion of the entertainment, the hard part is already taken care of. More »
    02/14/08
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    Comment by Danarcho: Drama school dropouts, circa 1988, Sudbury. more » | Other threads

  • video

    Flesh Flicks: Lady Justice

    On those days when we're sick at home—or just broken down by the grind of blogging—we often end up watching "Judge Judy." As the defendants get paraded in and out of the courtroom and we drift in and out of a NyQuil-induced haze, we find ourselves wondering would happen if Judy really gave these defendants the business. You know, whipping off her robes and treating the offenders to some hardcore fucking and sucking action. After all, how else are those punks ever going to learn their lesson? More »
    02/11/08
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    Comment by tademan: Most black female porn actors are boring.There's no action in the scenes or in their moves. Just ho-hum,no can tell... more » | Other threads

  • lesbians

    Flesh Flicks: Wonder Twin Powers

    You might be initially confused at the wondrous CGI technology that allows this woman to have lesbian shower sex with herself, but upon further reflection we believe that these finely sculpted lookalikes are actually stunt doubles used to pull off the effect. Two actual movie stunt doubles, judging by the identically ripped bodies that could probably take a prat fall down a flight of stairs and escape from a fiery car crash without a scratch. That they're also available for the even more tricky shower scenes is just a movie producer's lucky bonus. More »
    01/30/08
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    Comment by cutiepie28340: i like the tongue licking but not the rest because it is all fake! more » | Other threads

  • avn2008

    The Single Best Thing To Happen At The AVN Expo This Year (Maybe Ever): Three Minutes And Nine Seconds Of Hot Girls Kissing Each Other

    As we mentioned yesterday, it's pretty hard to miss the Abby Winters booth at the AVN Expo this year: occupying some prime real estate in the middle of the show floor, it was designed and built in the company's native Australia and shipped to Las Vegas for the show this week. More »

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    01/11/08
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  • avn2008

    Inside The Girls Of Abby Winters

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    01/10/08
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  • lesbians

    Flesh Flicks: Hot! Dog!

    You've heard of vegansexuals, the folks that are so committed to not harming animals that they won't even fuck a meat eater? This video is like the exact opposite of that. Most health experts advise against eating processed mystery meat and mystery meat by-products, so you can only imagine what they think about sticking them in your hoo-hah. But hey, when you gotta eat, you gotta eat. More »
    01/02/08
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Where is my nemesis, who is a Consumerist commenter, to raise once more the spectre of "Popsicle Girl"? more » | Other threads

  • ho ho ho

    Video Playpen: Stocking Stuffers

    Yes, it's been well established that "Christmas porn" pretty much just means "babes in Santa hats," but it can also mean so much more. For example, sometimes the dudes are wearing the hats! Also, sometimes there's a tree in the background! These are subtle differences to be sure, but since you've chosen to spend your Noel with us, it's only fair that we use our trained eyes to help you get in the holiday spirit. If this collection of XXXmas videos doesn't make you want to roast your chestnuts, then you, Scrooge and the Grinch will have a lot to talk about while you play with your lumps of coal. More »

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    12/24/07
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  • lesbians

    Flesh Flicks: Pump ... You Up!

    People seem to be genuinely excited about the return of American Gladiators, because watching obnoxious weekend warriors get roughed up by obscenely large muscle freaks is always quality entertainment. Plus, if this writer's strike holds up it will be the only original show on television in '08. Then again some folks just like hard bodies, which is how you end up with videos like this. Of course, as fit as they are we wouldn't exactly call these chicks "bodybuilders" (truth in advertising is not porn's strong suit), but they are technically in a gym, which is more than we can say for ourselves this winter. So we're not going to point our pudgy little fingers at anyone. More »
    12/17/07
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    Comment by dirtybacon: I don't know that I would consider Cherokee a bodybuilder, but I definitely would consider her! more » | Other threads

  • pornstars

    Flesh Flicks: When Janine Met Jenteal (Again)

    This scene is another one of those blast from the past clips that got forwarded and file shared all over the web for years, which means there's an excellent chance you've seen it before ... but with good reason. Jenteal and Janine Lindemulder performed more than their fair share of girl/girl scenes and quite often with each other, but few became as memorable (or re-playable) as this one. It's been awhile since we've revisited it ourselves, but it just proves that the classics don't become classics for nothing. More »
    12/14/07
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    Comment by subnouveau: Not to mention it was a big deal back when Janine was one of the first major porn stars to... more » | Other threads

  • video

    Flesh Flicks Double Team: Prison Break

    We read somewhere that our country is sending more women to prison than ever before and from what we learned from watching porn movies (which is how we learn everything) this isn't much of a punishment. From the moment women enter a correctional institution, they're welcomed with open arms by fellow inmates, who are quick to complement them on their snappy jumpsuits and introduce them to new friends. And the guards could not be more friendly to the new convicts, always making an extra effort to know their charges intimately. Maybe if they got this much loving from folks on the outside, they wouldn't have ended up in prison in the first place. More »
    12/13/07
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    Comment by Handeluzia: oui, c'est vrai more » | Other threads

  • video

    Flesh Flicks: See Monkey, Do Monkey

    Imagine coming down the stairs on the morning of a undetermined, non-secular holiday and finding a giant monkey with a oversized, beef jerky-like appendage in your living room. Would you be as excited to find such a present as these two girls are? They don't hesitate for even one second when it comes to getting down to business with their new simian friend—which may technically be an "ape" and not a monkey. It's important that we get this detail right, since anatomical accuracy was obviously so vitally important to the filmmakers. More »
    12/10/07
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    Comment by Babysealclubber: Oh.my.god. At least it had the good sense to wear a condom... just not until about 16 minutes after they started. more » | Other threads