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Zero Tolerance continues their award winning series about rug munchers for the people who love them most. Yes, despite nationwide bans on same sex marriage, Americans continue to purchase erotic materials that show just that—two or more women in the act of committing hardcore homosexual fornication. These girls are clearly hardened sinners, undaunted by the succulent pink folds of juicy pink pussy they dive in unflinchingly all the way up the elbows, cranking out more spray than the first three rows of a Sea World show get hit with.

Mike Quasar leads a merry band of sisters off to eternal damnation with sexy flare, joining them up in every jigsaw position imaginable and adding fodder to our oversized mental masturbation file. He deputizes Julia Ann and Raylene to lead a group of sex-starved sluts through a decadent wasteland devoid of dick.

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There's something so enticing about those first sliding-wet drops of moisture that cling to cock or cunt. In this week's roundup of the best writing in the sex blog scene we delve deeper into the mysteries of this slippery elixir. What magical properties does the delightful juice hold? As far as we can tell, imbibing even a single drop makes one want to fuck.

Hey, that works for us.

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I usually hate shopping.

I just grinned and told her to let me unhook it for her. She backed up to me, sitting in my lap with her back to me. She started to give me a lap dance in that position as I unhooked her bra for her. She let it fall off her and onto the dressing room floor. She sat that way for a while, gyrating on my lap with her back to me, bouncing her ass up once in a while to let me have a glimpse of her now wet cunt.

—A Rainbow Colored Star

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A Night In Portland Pt 2...

...I finally shield my cock and take my mount on top of Emmy and lock eyes with her yet again. I'm able to feed off of her body language, her eyes and her breathing. I pause, jab at her with quick pokes then thrust deep and hard, all while staying focused on her eyes.

—Confessions Of An Adulterer

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Fringe Benefits

Two fingers deep, I rubbed behind her clit as her hips started that familiar jerking. She gasped as her whole body shook, cumming rather frantically. She grabbed my arm and pulled so I rolled between her legs and ran the wet head of my cock up and down her open lips. She would have none of that and pulled me down so I sunk in deep, warm, wet…

—Unbroken

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Saturday afternoon of fun

I slid up and down his cock while he rubbed around my ass and then leant forwards so he could nuzzle my neck while I kept riding him.

This had the usual effect and I started to pump up and down a bit faster and harder.

—Cumming of age

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Good Night, little girl.

Laying the skirt atop the flannel shirt, she slides her hand to her shaved pussy, and fingers the lips that are already moistened and dewy with lust.

Mmmm, that feels good. She tilts her head back, squints her eyes against the Yule lights strung across her ceiling at the apex where the two sloping walls meet. The blue and white lights dazzle her, as her fingers find her tiny bud and rub it into a hardened, needy nubbin.

—Vanillamom's Blog

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A little piece of heaven..

Your tongue buried in my slick folds, alternately flicking over my clit and dipping into my hole to gather more moisture, occasionally straying lower to nudge at the tight rosebud that you'd no doubt want to take later. Hands pushing my legs apart, bending me upward, spreading me open for you, your fingers digging hard into my flesh.

—The binding of the muse..

*****

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Clearly, Madison Young reads Shakespeare a lot closer than other so called "scholars." She knows that the witches are supposed to say:
Double, double toil and trouble,
How's that cockring working, MacBeth?

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We can't exactly say "You're doing it wrong!" because it just wouldn't be true. Anyone who isn't involved in this hot wax tease session is doing it wrong. Anyhow, wax sculptures are overrated. These days, all people want to see is girl-on-girl action.

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We're not sure what cosmic forces aligned to inspire such horny little bloggers this week, but eyes are bugging here at Fleshbot HQ. Apparently there's been a whole lot of fucking and—lucky us—plenty of documentation. Madeline's grabbed a handful of favorites from some of the sexiest bloggers we know for your, um reading pleasure. So please, sit back, relax and enjoy the bounty of the season. And by "bounty" we mean "pussy." Just so we're clear.

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All Business

She wasted no time at all. Her cock slid into my eager pussy and yes, she fucked me good and proper. One hand on my clit, one hand on my hip and I was doing my damnedest to stifle the moans escaping me. Just as I was about to come and come hard she pulled out. Um, what the fuck?

—Scintellectually Yours

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Restraint

She begins to rise and fall over his length, slowly at first, her pace quickening more swiftly than he had expected. The teasing has evidently affected her as much as it has him. She grips one of his thighs with one hand, whilst she presses the other against her clit. He can feel the tips of her fingers against the underside of his shaft as she frantically pleasures herself.

"Fuck, I'm coming already," she cries out, and her body convulses as her orgasm passes through her.

—Easily Aroused

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Etiquette

"You say, 'Teacher, may I please suck your cock?' "

"TeachermayIpleasesuckyourcock?" It spilled out of her so fast the words ran together, not drops this time but a deluge, a torrent.

"Again, please. And let's have that enunciation improved this time."

"Teacher, may I please suck your cock?"

—Insatiabear: A Panserbjørne's Musings

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My First Time Getting a Piss Enema

He flipped me about and fucked me in countless positions as usual, until he asked me to climb on top again. Then he asked me to put his dick in my ass while I was on top. I pretended to resist but he knows I love it and he laughed with me until i pushed down hard on his cock.

—The Beautiful Kind

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American Boy

I sighed and stared at the ceiling. He kissed down lower, and began teasing me with quick kisses through the fabric of my panties, so that the sensation of his lips against my clit was unmistakable, spaced apart, tentative, as if daring me for a response. But with the cotton between his hot wet tongue and me, it was even more of an excruciating thrill, a painful tease. "If you don't tell me, I'm just going to do what I want."

If doing what he wanted involved what he was already doing, it was perfectly fine by me.

—You Fucked the Suburbs Out of Me

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Fucking For Art

I locked eyes with him; we smiled at each other when we heard her whispered moan as my finger grazed her swollen clit. It was his turn to groan when I sucked her juices off my finger before continuing. When I looked at her I could see the pink flush creeping across her breasts and face, I knew her breathing was more labored. She looked so beautiful, so overcome with lust, so tortured.

—This Could Be Dangerous

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Not that we're playing favorites, but Lisa Ann inspires us in ways few others can. She's won America's hearts (and genitals) with her Sarah Palin prowess, but she's also a golden girl in tons of other markets: MILF porn, interactive porn, huge tit porn, and POV porn in Santa gear, to name a few.

We figured it's about time to give back to the woman who's given so much to us. How? First, watch this video of Lisa and Julia Ann getting soaked, and then...

Write an ode to Lisa Ann. You can do it however you like: poems, flash fictions, and confessions are all accepted here. For example:

Her masterpiece smile
was painted wry and private:
Mona Lisa Ann

And that came from the heart.

Post your entries in the comments section. A week from now, we'll post the winning ode, and the author will receive a free copy of Wet. Good deal, right?

We still have to hold up our end of the bargain. Last week's contest produced some pretty astounding superheroes. All of the entries were certainly Stan Lee-worthy, and would undoubtedly make for some interesting hentai (future job, anyone?).

Once again, Beaker's work deserves mention: his Muffin Man and Wanker Woman would be the perfect poster children for a (very loose) safe sex campaign.

I personally felt a strong connection with doomsaber's villain: Penile Justice's arch nemesis, Bukkakia, is a former russian kgb spy who feeds off the seed of man. By performing sexual deeds (jerking off) to her victims and swallowing or being covered w/ their seed, Bukkakia has the ability to control any man she desires. Can't you see Bukkakia making a guest appearance in "Alexis Texas Is Buttwoman"?

But only one superhero can save our world from lonely nights and Barry Manilow, and that superhero is MalzyWheels, aka Sparky Joystick:

Malzywheels - By day a mild-mannered, disappointingly sexless disabled guy in a wheelchair who never garnishes a second look.

By night he becomes Sparky Joystick - A human electrified dildo who can find any Gräfenberg spot, no matter how elusive it is.

To maintain his superhuman stamina, Sparky Joystick requires a inhuman number of Kahlua sombreros, big, jiggly tits, and a electric wheelchair battery charger.

Not many things sap Sparky Joystick's power, but his mortal enemies all know that any song sung by Barry Manilow will turn this hero, sent from the Eros Nebula, into a puddle of mush.

The night has a thousand orgasms. All hail Sparky Joystick.

All hail, indeed. We're not sure what a "human electrified dildo" looks like, but we're glad to have one around. Congratulations, MalzyWheels! We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

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Yes, porn veterans like Justine Joli, Madison Young, Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee, Dallas Fivestar, and Dylan Ryan can be found alongside a cast of newcomers (or at least Justine, Madison, Syd, and Jiz can—at the time of review, only two videos were posted to the site). A stunning cast indeed; but what makes JuicyPinkBox different from other queer porn mainstays like, say, the Crash Pad Series or Reel Queer Productions?

Jincey's said in interviews that she wants to fill a perceived void in lesbian pornography, creating "lesbian pornography that is real but glamorous and cinematic." From what we've seen, she's certainly succeeded in creating something different.

JuicyPinkBox is perhaps best compared to someone like Andrew Blake. There's a very heavy emphasis on art here, with lushly made up models in exquisite outfits rendered in the raw, grainy look of film. Extreme close ups of genitals and penetration are replaced with quick cuts of faces mid-moan and abstract shots hinting at the action. In Jiz and Madison's scene, not a single shot of penetration, or even pussy, is shown—though judging by the fevered look on Jiz's face, a good time was had by all.

Another thing that sets JPB apart from a sea of porno competitors is their apparent belief that brevity is sexy: in an environment where the twenty minute sex scene is seen as standard, JPB offers up bite size boinking in segments under ten minutes. Episode One of Taxi clocks in at 6:44, Episode Two is a slightly beefier 8:23 (though if we're being honest here, we should subtract a full minute from those counts for the extended end credits. No, we don't understand it either).

The staff of JPB has promised weekly video updates, alternating between episodes of "Taxi, "Confessions" (a series of, uh, pornstars confessing), and behind the scenes clips—all of which will contain pornographic content (hopefully some more hardcore than what we've already seen). Additionally, the site promises a new erotic story every week. However, a mere one video and story per week, with not much backlog, makes it seem hard to justify the $25/month membership fee. For now, the Crash Pad seems like a safer bet—especially if you're of the opinion that porn is best with a little (or a lot) of visible penetration.

(While you're making your decision, here's the trailer for "Taxi.")

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Strap On Sally 25

Studio: Pleasure Productions
Director: Jim Gunn
Cast: Gina Lynn, Capri Anderson, Cheyenne Cooper, Kitty Bella, Kara Novak, Marky Marxx, Katey Grind, Lynn Love, Megan Jones

"Strap On Sally 25" isn't just a hot, girl-on-girl fuckfest, it's also a slow-paced montage of women mastering the ancient art of strap-on sex. The girls have to learn to work with their new penises, and slowly but surely, they develop a rhythm for ramming that could rival the most cocksure stud on the scene.

In fact, some might say that the strap-on dildo is better than the real thing: it's always hard, there's no risk of premature ejaculation, it can perform while bent at horrible angles, and—best of all—it's attached to a beautiful, domineering vixen. Which vixen? We're glad you asked.

For her eighth time in the series, Gina Lynn commands a cocky crew of females probing through new, sexy territory. She introduces Capri Anderson to the wonders of the strap-on, who returns the favor to Kara Novak, and so on until the knowledge is disseminated throughout Miami. This results in a six-way strap-on orgy at Gina's house, proving once and for all the efficiency of trickle-down fuckonomics.

Gina is, as always, brash and bossy with her cock and a stern disciplinarian in all aspects. She demands that her partners suck her cock before she lays even a tip of plastic pipe. While it's practically pointless to have Capri and Cheyenne Cooper slob on a false knob (since they show the application of lube), it's still pretty fun to watch. More importantly, it gives them a sense of reverence for the strap-on.

At times, Gina goes a bit overboard with her power trip. While warming up Cheyenne, she tells her young apprentice to "suck that nipple like it's a cock." That's pretty cool. We guess.

Luckily, there are few truly awkward moments in the film, and everyone gives 110% for the final orgy. Lynn Love, Katey Grind, and Megan Jones join Gina, Capri, and Kara for one last hurrah of harnessed humping that leaves the strapping young lasses writhing and giggling. And there's not one bit of penis envy to be found.

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Well, sort of. To the best of our knowledge, bewigged ladies of the manor weren't often seen rocking facial piercings and tattoos—but if you can forgive Sadie Lune that anachronistic transgression, her scene with Anne Lane is quite hot. Likewise, don't worry too much about what time period Madison Young is supposed to hail from...just know that when she wields that cigar, it is much, much more than a cigar (and don't even get us started on that toothbrush she works Anja over with).

"Queer Manor" is, at its heart, an answer to the question, "What would happen if Madison Young and a bunch of her friends spent a weekend in a mansion playing dress up?" The answer, unsurprisingly, is that they'd make a pretty hot porn with a broader view of sexy than you'd find at, say, "Bree's Slumber Party." Ladies, queers, FTMs, BBWs, and scores of other acronyms are all welcome to explore their deepest desires at the Queer Manor—and for that, we are truly grateful.

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The Arrangement

Studio: Cal Vista Classic
Director: Gene Knowland
Cast: Marilyn Jess, Jean-Pierre, Ann Hoover, Jane Baker, Sophie Duflot, Chris Kennedy, Randy Damon

As freaky as we are at Fleshbot, there are some things we're just not down with, and this 1981 French flick definitely approaches some uncomfortable areas. In a vein similar to the "Taboo" series, "The Arrangement" deals with the revenge-cum-Electra complex of Elisa (Marilyn Jess), a young spoiled model who resents her father's girlfriend/maid. She concocts a scheme to prevent her father from marrying the girl, but first she needs help.

With the assistance of Colette, her best friend and look-alike, Elisa sleeps with photographers and bodybuilders, and plans a swinger's party at some fancy pad. The father, the girlfriend, and the secretary (who is also banging dad) all show up to the party and fool around with each other, until a mysterious woman in an afro and sunglasses appears and fucks everyone. The photographer blows her cover saying "No, Elisa! Don't do that to your father!" and the girl runs away. Later, we see Elisa talking to Colette about how everything was ruined, but it's still unclear who seduced daddy.

So how is incest supposed to derail a relationship? Besides the obvious taboo, we can't really tell. Dad's girlfriend doesn't seem to know, as she was missing from the crucial scene of enlightenment. Maybe Elisa was using the situation at home to justify her unnatural lust, or maybe she's an ineffective prankster.

If potential/suggested incest isn't your thing, don't worry, there's plenty of legit vanilla sex in "The Arrangement." It's just as raunchy, dubbed, and full of pubes as you'd expect from VHS porn. My personal favorite scene involves the maid and the dad and a vacuum cleaner. They probably shouldn't use a vortex of plastic to imitate oral sex, but they do anyway. A magnifying glass, apple core, and pool raft also make guest appearances in the list of impromptu sex toys.

This movie offers much, but doesn't fully deliver. If you're looking for a straightforward fuck, you'll find your arousal mired in complicated plot. If you're looking for something to generate incest fantasies (because we're not here to judge), you'll probably be disappointed. Watch "The Arrangement" if you have a thing for Marilyn Jess and bizarre retrofap.

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We can't say much about this Big Beautiful Work-of-art, but we can say it's cast with hyphy amounts of crush objects (including a spectacular threeway with Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee, and April Flores beneath a waterfall), it was shot in the splendorous wild of Northern California, and it's coming out in January. How did they find time to put together another genre-busting film in the midst of productions for Alice? Ponder that while you enjoy this exclusive trailer and photo gallery from our good friends, Carlos and April.

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Since our beloved superheroes, Ava Rose, Nikki Rhodes, and Monica Mayhem, are busy with their own Super Friends Fuckfest, we're going to need some fresh crime fighters to take their places. We don't really have the time for trust-building and demonstrations of superhuman feats; we can only judge heroes by their names. That's where you come in.

Turn yourself into a superhero, complete with alias, strengths, and weaknesses. When you run into the phone booth, who comes out? We promise not to reveal your secret identity. As a show of good faith, I'll let you know my alter-ego:

By day, mild-mannered blogger Ottimo Massimo trolls the internet for nudie pics... But at night, he is Massimorph: the mild-mannered blogger whose penis can transform into any sex toy on the market!

We're not going to force you to make the superhero name sex-centric, but this is Fleshbot, the name should be somewhat erotically-aligned. (And yes, you can present it in limerick form if you'd like.)

Post your entries in the comments section. Next week, we'll give our favorite hero or heroine a brand new copy of Girlfriend Vignettes, Vol. 1!

For now, we'll have to stave off next week's fantasy with last week's fixation.

As always, many thanks to everyone who entered; you all definitively proved your dedication to large breasts. The only exception would be Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man, whose declaration of admiration for miniscule mammaries will surely earn him a spot on the Itty Bitty Titty Committee (it was, nonetheless, a beautiful and moving speech).

Many props go to SexyHard for still repping the limericks, and also for pointing out that breasts are also enjoyed by their owners:

Lynn loves when I suck on her tits.
She cums when I nibble her nips.
They shake and they wobble
As I lick and gobble
Them up like two succulent clits.

But the grand prize goes to Beaker! All four of his haiku were grand, and you should go back and check the others out, but here's one that captures the overall tone:

The poker player
Is in a quandary now.
Two pair ... huge ... she wins!

Ah yes, large boobs do win. And so do you. Congratulations, Beaker! We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

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Jayden James and Nikki Rhodes are both gorgeous, charming, and (clearly) creative. Can't you imagine sitting down to a nice meal with the family with one of these girls? Sure, she might have a little food dye on her lips, but as long as no one serves popsicles for dessert, everything will be ok.

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