The Foundry, the advertising agency that skankified the classic character, said they "challenged the consumer's notion of what this beer was," and we couldn't agree with them more. Allegedly, the dwarves (dwarfs?) represent seven types of drunks, but they could just as easily represent the seven types of post-coital emotions. It must be some damn good beer.

If Disney were smart, they'd put all this bad blood aside and cast Megan Fox in the Ho White full-length feature (she kinda looks like Megan Fox, doesn't she?). All this press is just going to sell more raspberry ale and cartoon porn, and Disney isn't doing anything to capitalize on that. Keep your pimp hand strong, Disney.

· AdFreak.com (adweek.com)
· AdelaideNow (news.com.au)

Some of you may be wondering why Amia would change her name—especially so early in her career. Well, like so many things, it's all about the internet: Amia realized that someone else owned AmiaMoretti.com, and rather than let another person profit from her fame, she decided to change course sooner rather than later, and go with Amia Miley. And yes, she made sure to buy AmiaMiley.com, and all related URLs. Cause she's smart like that.

· Amia Miley (myspace.com)
· Amia Miley Explains Name Change (adultdvdtalk.com)
· Thumbnail: Amia MIley (wannawatch.com)

We will, of course, keep you informed as further updates surface.

· Abby Winters owner Garion Hall issues statement (somebodythinkofthechildren.com, more @ avn.com)

Yeah, that seems fair.

· Court Upholds Hacking Conviction of Man for Uploading Porn Pics from Work Computer (wired.com)

But the story doesn't end there. Never one to just lie back and take it, Janine made sure to get a new website up and running before she was behind bars. The site—cleverly titled FreeJanine.com—has the backstory on Janine's tax troubles, as well as a clock counting down the days until Janine gets out of jail. Paying members get access to tons of fresh content of Janine, all shot before her jail days (so much for our hopes of cell block erotica), plus access to Janine's thoughts from jail (apparently she's allowed to blog), and the knowledge that your membership fee is helping pay down Janine's debt to the state.

As far as causes go, it's no Free Mumia—but then again, we don't remember Mumia Abu-Jamal ever showing us his tits.

· Janine Lindemulder (freejanine.com)

Seriously, though, we're extremely disturbed by the implication that people over the age of sixty don't have the ability to decide for themselves whether or not they want to be featured in an erotic film. What next—are we going to force everyone over the age of sixty to retire and move to Boca?

· Proposed Ban on Making and Distributing Pornography Involving >60-Year-Olds and the Disabled (Including Spouses or Lovers Consensually Photographing Each Other) (volokh.com, thanks FalconryoftheEroticVariety!!)
· State puts porn pervs in sights (bostonherald.com)
· An Act Relative to Posing or Exhibiting or Disseminating Material of an Elder or a Person with a Disability in a State of Nudity or Sexual Conduct. (mass.gov)
· Thumbnail by Katrin Trautner

We're assuming that this law only effects non-consensual semen-dousing, and not, say, consensual bukkake scenes. For as our dear friend Clayton Cubitt has said, "If we outlaw bukkake, only outlaws will bukkake."

· House passes bill too gross to talk about (oregonlive.com, via The Reverse Cowgirl)
· Thumbnail star: Cum covered Aurora Jolie (premiumpass.com, via Ask Jolene)

Why the name change? Well, as often happens in the world of contract stars, the name Morgan Dayne is owned by Cezar Capone, which means that the company keeps the rights to the name, even after the actress its affiliated with has moved on to other projects.

But hey, a rose by any other name still smells as sweet, right? Digital Playground has yet to officially announce the addition of Rio to their happy porn family, but she's set up a new MySpace page, where she happily tells us that "shooting with Digital Playground has been a dream of mine since I first heard of them, and to date one of the best experiences in my life" and that "I've worked for other companies before and none could even [begin] to amount to what Digital Playground is." High praise—though, in our opinion, completely deserved.

· Rio Valentine's MySpace (myspace.com)
· Morgan Dayne Signs With Digital Playground and Has New Name (lukeford.com)
· Thumbnail via Kind Girls (kindgirls.com)

Students at the University of Maryland were all set to attend a screening of the most important porno ever made—until some state legislators caught wind of where, exactly, these pirates were sticking their swords. In response, Sen. Andrew P. Harris (R-Baltimore County) introduced a bill to withhold state funding from any public university that allowed the screening of a triple-X film, which caused university officials to cancel the screening, which in turn led to a flurry of press (including Adella, DP's director of marketing, appearing on CNN to defend the adult industry).

And it doesn't end there: protesting of the university's decision, a group of students are planning to screen the film anyway, preceding the XXX action with a discussion of free speech, and how it relates to the pride of Porn Valley.

Man, we miss college.

· Porn Flick Screening at U-Md. Still On, as Is Funding Threat (washingtonpost.com)
· Image of Jesse Jane courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Did you keep that straight? Good, because now there's a lawsuit in the mix, too. Apparently, Ms. Kardashian is none too pleased with Hustler making a pornmockery of her popular reality show—and the folks at E! aren't too pleased either. (See people? This is why you should only make porn spoofs about shows that are long past dead.)

Only time will tell how all this legal whatnot will turn out, but at least there's one thing we can be certain of: "Keeping It Up For The KardASSians" will, without a doubt, be leaps and bounds better than "Kim Kardashian, Superstar." Not that that's high praise—we've seen nature films that were more sexy than Kim's brief turn in the adult industry.

· "KardASSians" Porno Rubs Kim the Wrong Way (tmz.com)

Well, first off, the law bans "pornographic images which depict an act which threatens a person's life or would cause serious harm to the anus, breast or genitals, regardless of whether the scenes are real or acted." We're guessing this means we'll be saying good-bye to old faves like "Slaughter Disc", electrostim... and, well, most of the offerings from Kink.com, actually.

It also bans "depictions of sex with animals or corpses, regardless of whether the animal or corpse is real." Translation: no more: Necro Babes, "Re-Penetrator", or "Porn of the Dead" (and what about the furries?).

Frustrated? Angry? Want to fight back and help the Britishers get their smut? Contact Backlash or the Consenting Adults Action Network to learn how you can help out the pervs across the pond.

· Extreme porn becomes illegal (politics.co.uk, thanks MonMouth!)
· Thumbnail via Whipped Ass (whippedass.com)

Use of Content

Attribution Non-Commercial

Under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial License, Fleshbot permits anyone to do the following with original Fleshbot content, in any medium:

1. To reproduce, remix, or otherwise alter original Fleshbot site material so long as the logo is displayed and credit is given. This includes, specifically, permission:
   • to reproduce quotes
   • to reproduce screenshots of any page of Fleshbot
   • to include original Fleshbot material in mash-ups, mixes, parodies, caricatures, etc for movies, TV, print or online

RSS feed use

In addition, Fleshbot provides two feeds for each of its Sites:

Full, ad-supported RSS feeds at http://feeds.fleshbot.com/fleshbot/full.

Ad-free Excerpt feeds at http://feeds.fleshbot.com/fleshbot/excerpts/.

Fleshbot provides a general license to use these feeds as detailed below, provided that they are not modified in anyway (including the stripping of ads):

1. For personal use in RSS readers, you may use Full ad-supported feeds. Ads must not be removed from the feeds.
2. For all other uses, including reproduction on websites, you may only use the Excerpt feeds, unless otherwise agreed with the company.
3. The RSS feeds may not be spliced into or otherwise redistributed by third-party RSS providers.
4. No content, including any advertisements or other promotional content, shall be added to the RSS feeds.
5. Fleshbot reserves the right to object to your presentation of the RSS feeds and the right to require you to cease using the RSS feeds at any time.
6. Fleshbot further reserves the right to terminate its distribution of the RSS feeds or change the content or formatting of the RSS feeds at any time without notice to you.

Web Syndication Terms of Use

1. Internal links in the Site content must not be removed.
2. The Site logo and/or URL should appear on each page displaying site content.
3. The format or branding of the headlines, text and other information provided in the RSS feeds must not be modified.
4. "More From…" links back to original Site at the end of each post must be included on content pages and may not be removed.

Print Syndication Terms of Use

1. Reproduction of screenshots from any Site is permissible, without prior written approval, so long as the site logo and URL is fully visible or otherwise included on the page. See above for general permissions on partial content.
2. The Site logo and URL must appear prominently at the top of each section displaying site content.
3. Content must appear unedited, except for replacement of hyperlinks with full URLs and use of product manufacturer's site links where appropriate.
4. Images from a Site must not be used in print without you obtaining the appropriate copyright clearances yourself.

General Terms of Use

Fleshbot provides this content "as is" and Fleshbot shall not be held liable for your use of the information or the feeds.

Use of a Site's content, including text and images, on your site, or in print, is entirely at your discretion. Fleshbot is not responsible for any complaints regarding content or images that you choose to display on your site or in print.

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT ALLOWED, Fleshbot DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES INCLUDING WARRANTIES FOR MERCHANTABILITY, NON-INFRINGEMENT AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. By accessing the RSS feeds or the XML instructions provided above, you indicate that you understand and agree to these terms and conditions.

Corresponding with Fleshbot

Any correspondence with the Fleshbot or with Fleshbot, including any documentation or images, are considered property of Fleshbot. Fleshbot reserves the right to reproduce such correspondence, in whole or in part, on any of the Fleshbot or its affiliates.

Comments Terms of Use

The comments sections on Fleshbot are accessible to users by invitation only (such invitations coming either from Fleshbot editors directly or by referral from existing comment users). Fleshbot's comment user registration system has been designed so that, if the user so chooses, they can remain completely anonymous, even to us.

In order to make our comments useful and interesting, the following guidelines have been established for comment users:

• Do not post threatening, harassing, defamatory, or libelous material.
• Do not intentionally make false or misleading statements.
• Do not offer to sell or buy any product or service.
• Do not post material that infringes copyright.
• Do not post information that you know to be confidential or sensitive or otherwise in breach of the law.
• Keep all comments relevant to the particular site where the comment is being posted.
• Fleshbot will not accept responsibility for information posted in the Comments.

Please note that once you post a comment to one of our sites, it becomes part of the public conversation. Our policy is that we will not remove a user's comments unless we deem them to be in violation of our Terms of Service. So if you want to say something that you will later regret personally, it is advisable that you use a username that does not identify you. We cannot remove your comments simply because you have a change of heart about making them.

Additionally, it is our policy not to delete comment accounts.

However, Fleshbot reserves the right to remove comments entirely at its discretion, including for alleged violations of terms of service or legal rights.

Fleshbot is not responsible for the content of user comments. If a third party complains that your comment violates our TOS or their rights, we will invite them to respond in the comments themselves. If they pursue the complaint, we will make reasonable efforts to contact you by the means you have provided us, to alert you to the situation. We will protect your contact information as described in our privacy policy, but may be compelled to turn it over pursuant to legal process.

Image and Video Terms of Use

Fleshbot sites typically display images, audio, and video (the "Material") as part of blog posts written by our editors. The types of Material editors are authorized to use on Fleshbot sites include:

• Material licensed from photographic archive and video vendors
• Material supplied to our editors or released into the public domain by public relations and marketing companies for press purposes
• Reader-submitted Material, with the implied representation that the person submitting the material owns the copyright in the material and the right to give it to us for use on our site(s)
• Material published on Flickr or other public photo / video sites with licenses granted under Creative Commons, with attribution in accordance with the CC license granted in each case
• Material commissioned by Fleshbot
• Material that we believe to be covered by the Fair Use Doctrine, taking into account factors such as:
  1. The purpose and character of the use (i.e. transformation from the original, use for criticism, satire or parody
  2. The nature of the copyrighted work (i.e. factual or newsworthy vs creative works)
  3. The amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the whole (i.e. use of cropped, reduced, low-resolution Material used for no more than to convey the point made)
  4. The effect on the potential market for the copyrighted work (e.g. use that is not substitutive for the original, or would never be licensed in any event)

1. For each allegedly infringing image, video or piece of text that you wish to have removed from one of our sites, provide the exact permanent URL for the page containing the material.
2. Provide information reasonably sufficient to permit us to contact you: an email address is preferred, as well as a telephone contact number.
3. For images, provide the following information detailing your claim to ownership of the copyright in the allegedly infringing image:
   
   

   * Proof of copyright in the image concerned, namely proof of registration of the Image under the DMCA,

   
   OR, absent such registration,
   • a detailed description of where the photograph was taken, by whom, who or what the subject of the image is, AND
   • Evidence to support your claim that you own the copyright in the image.
   We will not comply with requests to remove an image where the complainant cannot prove that they own the copyright in the image in question.
4. Include the following statement: "I swear, under penalty of perjury, that the information in the notification is accurate and that I am the copyright owner or am authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed."
5. Sign the document and fax it to:
   (917) 591-7090, Attn: Fleshbot Legal / DMCA Complaints
   
   OR email it to:
   
   legal AT Fleshbot DOT com

The website for Gold Star Modeling features a newly added model, Jasmine Jinn, who bears a strong resemblance to the lovely Shay. Why the name change? Well, she's not Shay Jordan^TM for nothing: Digital Playground holds the trademark on the name Shay Jordan, so any work that Shay Jasmine wants to do with another company must be done under another name (just like with Chyna and the WWE!).

In any case, we're glad to see that Shay/Jasmine/Whatever is still working... a Shay by any other name still fucks as sweet, right?

· Gold Star Modeling: Jasmine Jinn (goldstarmodeling.com, via pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com)
· Image courtesy of Digital Playground (digitialplayground.com)