Fleshbot: kissy kapri

All That Yoga Really Pays Off!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:00:00 EDT

You know what they say about flexible girls? Well, Kissy Kapri, Trinity Post, and Amber Rayne will bend over backwards to show you—and they'll even do it with their clothes off, too!

From the looks of this clip, we're thinking we really need to get our asses back to yoga. Who knew a little flexibility could attract girls of this caliber?

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The Search For The "Da Vinci Load" Continues With "Angels & Semen"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:30:01 EDT

In a ~~slightly~~ more blatant reference to Dan Brown's latest onscreen epic, Hustler has just released "The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen." With all due respect to Tom Hanks, we'd much rather watch Evan Stone search for the anal gspot than, well, go see "Angels & Demons."

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Kissi Kapri (Fucking Machines)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:00:00 EDT

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Sweet, Soft, Seductive: In Praise Of Boobs That Aren't Always Perky

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:00:00 EST

Sure, some might like to live in a world where each and every breast is a round, perky orb sitting high upon the chest—but that some does not include us.

We've always appreciated the soft and supple curves of breasts of a more pendulous persuasion—they may not always be standing at attention, but we know they're ready and willing to give us everything we need.

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Brianna Bragg (juggcrew.com)

Monica Mendez (spicydreamz.com)

Kissy Kapri (allteenaction.com)

Scarlett (suicidegirls.com)

Lisa Sparxxx (curvybucks.com)

Carly Kaleb (nsgalleries.com)

Carmella Crush (nsgalleries.com)

Natasha Nice (greedygals.com)

Busty Merilyn (alpha-cow.com)

Avry Heart (drivenbyboredom.com)

Brandy Talore (loveyourtits.com)

Gianna Michaels (bustysx.com)

Jenna Doll (bustycafe.net)

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More Is More: Big, Beautiful Areolas

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST

In our ongoing effort to take our readers on a tour of wide, wide world of nipples, we'd like to dedicate today to the study of big nipples—or, to be more specific, big areolas.

From the fiery flesh of Jada Fire to the puffy wonders of Naomi to the expansive areolas of Danielle, we like to think of these nipples as the delicious cherry on top of some of the most beautiful (and bountiful) breasts that we know. They may be more than a mouthful—but they're certainly not hard to swallow.

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Popshots Of The Week: Almost Wholesome Edition

Gram Ponante — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:10:01 EDT

Spring is in the air in Porn Valley ... and so are plenty of legs! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Bet you've never heard that one before. (Oh, you have? A million times? I see.)

Regardless, the finest of what this region has to offer frolicked anew this week, knowing that six long hours of winter would soon be over. Here's the delightful Audrey Hollander doffing her folksy gingham dress for our delectation. See more snaps after the gap.

In response to Digital Playground's recent contract star announcements, we wanted to remind you of Stoya. That is all.

Here's Adrianna Nicole and Annette Schwarz looking Adriannettadorable™.

Speaking of doffing, young Britney Stevens doffed her frilly tutu on the set of Hustler's "XXX 28", directed by Hollander's husband Otto Bauer.

Whatever Alec Knight is doing, he is making both Kissy Kapri and Stevens react the exact same way on either end.

Finally, Audrey Hollander from earlier in the day, in the dress she took off for the picture that began this week's Popshots. Doesn't she look good wholesome?

Ourselves, Growing Older: "Old Geezers, Young Teasers 2"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:29:14 EST

It is no surprise that in such an age-freaked business like porn — in which one is a MILF at 26 but one can be a schoolgirl until 25 — that the average age of these "geezers" is about 44.

Don't Stand So Close to Us after the gap.

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Whitney Stevens taps out text messages on her iPhone in detention, covering up her sass with a book.

"Is that book funny?" her teacher asks.

"It's a laugh riot," she says.

When he tries to confiscate her phone, well, you can guess what happens. This is the first coupling of a movie that scene by scene redefines "geezers" from the bathrobe-clad, lawn-protecting curmudgeons of our youth until they become younger than us. (Almost. We're 23.)

"Nice fucking tits," our Mr. Chips says, and doesn't even bother locking the door before he begins manhandling them. That's what you get when you send your kid to L.A. Unified.

Then, party girls Kissy Kapri and Jaelyn Fox are disciplined by their jailer, who has kindly let them share a cell and keep their potentially-deadly boots. (That's what you get when you send your kid to L.A. Unified.) So far, we can believe these insolent tartlets would refer to these 50-ish men as "geezers." But then:

41-year-old Alex Sanders is a cat burglar who surprises Kylee Reese. See where we're going here? Who's next? James Deen?

Nope, it's Evan Stone, who'll be 44 in July. 44. In what goddamn world does that make him an old geezer? Maybe if he said to his partner, Dakoda Brooks, "What kind of name is 'Dakoda'"" But he didn't.

Finally comes Steven St. Croix, whose 40th birthday was Sunday, and Renae Cruz.

A blind survey around the offices of Fleshbot West determined that a geezer was a man in his 60s. Maybe we don't want to see that guy having sex, and maybe "Early Middle-Age, Young Teasers" doesn't sound right, but Hell, if it keeps the ACLU from boycotting your porn...

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