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You Can't Keep Kelly Brook (Or Her Boobs) Down

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Sure, Kelly Brook's boyfriend may have forbidden her from sunbathing topless, but that doesn't mean she can't find other ways to show off her physique. See Danny, Kelly's still got her top on...it just happens to be totally seethrough.

Kelly Brook (taxidrivermovie.com)
Kelly Brook (taxidrivermovie.com)

Kelly Brook Shows Her Naked Dedication

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Kelly Brook would very much like you to buy some Ralph Lauren lingerie—and to prove it, she's willing to strip down to her, ahem, bare essentials. Its nice and all, but you know what would really persuade us?

A little bit of nipple. What do you say, Kelly? After all, it's not like we haven't seen them before...and we're sure it would do quite a bit to help Ralph's sales.

· Kelly Brook Gets Naked for Ralph Lauren (egotastic.com)

Kelly Brook, Bikini Loyalist

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Nowadays, it seems like Kelly Brook is always wearing a bikini...and we, for one, would like to thank her for her dedication to the cause of increasing exposed skin among women.

Kelly Brook (egotastic.com)
Kelly Brook (egotastic.com)
Kelly Brook (egotastic.com)

Riley Steele Gets Up Close And Personal With Co-Star Kelly Brook

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:00:00 EDT

We must admit, we were a little worried about how Riley Steele would get along with her "Piranha 3D" costars...but from the looks of these behind the scene photos, it seems like things are going, ahem, swimmingly.

Kelly Brook and Riley Steele at the set of "Piranha 3D" (boobieblog.com)
Kelly Brook and Riley Steele at the set of "Piranha 3D" (boobieblog.com)
Kelly Brook and Riley Steele at the set of "Piranha 3D" (boobieblog.com)
Kelly Brook and Riley Steele at the set of "Piranha 3D" (boobieblog.com)
Kelly Brook and Riley Steele at the set of "Piranha 3D" (boobieblog.com)
Kelly Brook and Riley Steele at the set of "Piranha 3D" (boobieblog.com)

Kelly Brook Knows Just What We Like

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 20 May 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Why hello again, Kelly Brook. It seems like every time we run into each other, you're wearing a bikini...it's so thoughtful of you. If you're ever feeling extra, extra thoughtful, though, we like it even better when you leave the bikini at home.

· Kelly Brook's Natural Curves in her Bikini (laxtime.com)

Kelly Brook's Nipples Popped Up To Say Good Morning

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EDT

We may be wishing we could crawl back into bed, but Kelly Brook's nipples are feeling perky and awake as ever—and you know what? Their enthusiasm is kinda contagious.

· Kelly Brook Bikini Hard Nipples (taxidrivermovie.com)

Kelly Brook Makes Theater Exciting Again

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:30:56 EDT

We totally understand if talk of Daniel Radcliffe's wang has soured you a bit on the theater. But rest assured, Harry Potter isn't the only scantily clad celebrity who's gracing the stage. Beautiful British model (and, apparently, actress) Kelly Brook appears in "Fat Pig" wearing only a bikini. Granted, you don't have to pay for theater tickets just to see Kelly Brook in a bikini... but isn't it a nice incentive? Gallery after the jump.

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Kelly Brook In A Bikini Is Better Than ... Well, Nothing

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:05:21 EDT

Will we ever get tired of looking at British glamour babe Kelly Brook prance around in a bikini? Well, maybe when she starts showing us her nipples again, only then we'll be a little too distracted by her boobs to pay attention to her bikini. But until then, a skimpy bikini-clad Kelly will definitely tide us over, if you know what we mean. (Click thumbnail for gallery.)

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Celebrity NippleWatch™ Kelly Brook Is Listening

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:17:55 EST

You may remember the other day, when we merely suggested that buxom British model Kelly Brook remove her flattering yet, constrictive bikini top. Well, lo and behold ... she totally did it! This can only mean one thing—we have superpowers. We're not saying we're superheroes, but we definitely have some kind of mental telepathy/mind control abilities that we've only yet begun to explore. Or maybe Kelly is the one endowed (get it?) with super hearing? Either way, we're going to continue to focus really, really hard on that Sasha Grey/Scarlett Johansson thing we've been dreaming about and see what happens.

· Kelly Brook Topless Bikini Pictures (egotastic.com)

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There's no need to adjust your bikini, Kelly...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:05:54 EST

There's no need to adjust your bikini, Kelly Brook. It looks just fine to us. However, if you'd like to remove the whole thing, we would understand completely. (hollywoodtuna.com)

Is Kelly Brook considering a new career...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:00:43 EDT

Is Kelly Brook considering a new career in the exciting world of exotic dancing? If not, we'll contemplate this career change for her. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Kelly Brook gives FHM Denmark something...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:40:09 EDT

Kelly Brook gives FHM Denmark something to write home about. It's written in Danish, of course, but we have a pretty good idea what part of her body they might be referring to. (boobieblog.com)

Morning Wood: Kelly Brook's Bikini Season

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:48:46 EDT

· When you're Kelly Brook, summer is not a vacation—it's bikini calendar photoshoot season. She makes a lot of sacrifices for her art. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Speaking of bikini season, beach volleyball is back! Just think of all the ass you'll get to drool over between now and Labor Day. (hateon.blogspot.com)

· We have a lot of fun with those Maxim Hot 100 lists, but some girls don't take so kindly to being graded like produce. Especially when they're aren't graded high enough. (theshowbizshow.com)

· Rachel Kramer Bussel asks "Is There Such a Thing as 'Porn for Women?' They're in pretty much all the porn we see ... what else do you need? (huffingtonpost.com)

· We guess naked women bathing in milk and honey isn't standard operating practice in Pittsburgh. Too bad for them. (post-gazette.com)

· New Jersey joins the list of states looking to clamp down on strip clubs and adult stores. We guess that makes all of them. (avn.com)

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Morning Wood: And What Did You Do This Weekend?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 29 May 2007 10:33:52 EDT

· Kelly Brook honors Memorial Day by remembering to shoot photos for her new bikini calendar. Like your barbeque was so special? (toxicmagazine.com + hollywoodtuna.com)

· These Linux boobies have inspired us to try out our new pickup line at the next IT conference: "So are you open source or are you just happy to see me?" Ok, it might need some work. (fakesteve.blogspot.com, via computerworld.co.nz)

· According to a new study, 44% of nurses say their sex lives are negatively affected by the stress of their jobs. Fortunately, the rest will be appearing in "Sponge Bath Sluts 37" later this year. (bbc.co.uk)

· Kotaku tracks down the "accidental nudity" that's holding up the Windows Vista Halo 2 release. It sounded better in theory than it actually is in real life. (Kotaku)

· Maybe if Delta Air Lines had always broadcast HBO shows—complete with nudity—as the in-flight entertainment, then they might never have gone bankrupt. (azcentral.com)

· In case you weren't already aware, cyberporn is ruining your life. Sorry we had to do this to you. (brisbanetimes.com.au)

· How can you tell if Hong Kong has changed after ten years of Chinese rule? A nude photo contest of course! That's the answer to everything. (gulf-daily-news.com)

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Morning Wood: Groping For Answers

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:30:25 EDT

· Kelly Brook's lingerie line, now with pictures! Suddenly it all makes sense. (showbiz.sky.com)

· Panties with photos of your favorite face on them have the potential to be even creepier than this photo suggests. (thecoolhunter.net)

· Autographing a woman's boob is a nice way to show you care, but someone should tell Ron Jeremy to let the woman take her boob out of the shirt on her own. These things go more smoothly when the cops aren't involved. (tmz.com)

· Can good Christians practice BDSM? Yes, but it's more convincing if they've been very, very bad Christians. (christiansandbdsm.com)

· $4,000 for the "Erotic Suite" at the Palms Hotel in Vegas seems sort of steep—after all, you can have the same sex at the Super 8 down the street and pass the saving on to the blackjack tables. (palmsfantasy.com)

· Lucy Pinder's topless pictures, now with video! Suddenly it all makes even more sense. (flurl.com - thanks Giles)

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Morning Wood: Your Big Tit Community Center

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:30:25 EDT

· Carmen Electra is still doing what she does best ... look like Carmen Electra. (fhmonline.com)

· So what does it take to try out for Playboy's college girls issue? Well, there's the nudity and ... that's pretty much all it takes actually. (redandblack.com)

· Kelly Brook is designing her own lingerie because she wants to "give something back to the big-titted community." But she's already given so much! (londonnet.co.uk)

· Forget sexploitation, the real action is in "dykesploitation" movies. Why hasn't anyone made a blogsploitation flick? (onmilwaukee.com)

· A review of the Edward Weston and Charis Wilson documentary, "Eloquent Nude", from someone who actually saw the whole thing. Of course, watching a movie in the theater means you can't pause on the good parts. (dailyvanguard.com)

· Why can't life be more like a Rubens painting, where even big girls are content to lounge around naked? (news.com.au)

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