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Keeley Hazell, As She Was
Not a day goes by that we don't find ourselves thinking fondly of Keeley Hazell, and those halcyon days when she'd take her top off in front of a camera. Keeley may never return to the lad mag life...but at least we can still enjoy these classic pictures. More »
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Keeley Hazell: A Remembrance Of Times Topless
Keeley may have left the topless biz to run her modeling agency...but at least we'll always have our memories. Like that time we went on vacation to the beach with Keeley and her busty friends. More »
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The View From Below: Underboobs For Everyone!
If we had to pick our favoritest boob part, it would have to be the underboob. Nipples are nice, and cleavage is forever, but the curve of the underboob is just too delicious to be ignored. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by slimhope: I'm not even big tits kinda guy but I just feel deeply in love with Eva Wyrwal. What a lovely... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Ask Men Reveals The Ninety-Nine Top Women In The World (For This Year, At Least)
Once a year, the gates of heaven open up and bestow a great gift of knowledge upon us. Yes, kids, it's time for AskMen.com's annual list of the Top 99 Women in the world. More » -
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Keeley Hazell Returns, Fleshbot Rejoices
It's been so long since we've seen Keeley Hazell's boobs, we almost thought she'd give up the naked girl gig and started focusing on modeling in clothes or something. (Or maybe her music?) More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by JuliunGaloodle: These pictures are almost three years old. She recently co-founded a modelling agency. She's pretty much done with regular modelling,... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Babes And Bands: A Porn Rocker Retrospective
It has just come to our attention that Hustler cover girls Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan have formed a band. But they're not the only ladies of the adult industry to test the music waters. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Princess Commands, Darling: I believe Monica Mayhem has also had a band for awhile. more » | Other threads
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At Last, Keeley Hazell Gets The Tribute She Deserves
Over the years, various Fleshbot staffers have attempted to turn Fleshbot into a shrine to the irreplaceable Keeley Hazell. Although those efforts were ultimately thwarted, Keeley fanatics can finally rest easy: Fleshbot may have resisted the draw of all Keeley, all the time, but FHM has given in to the urge, setting up their very own shrine to the lovely Miss Hazell. With photos, wallpapers, and a link that unforgettable Keeley Lady Selector, it's got everything a true Keeley fan could ever want. Well, except for a way to magically transport Keeley into your bedroom—but really, that's asking a lot. More » -
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In Defense Of Keeley Hazell (And Naked Babes Everywhere)
This was surprising even to us, but the earliest post you can find on Fleshbot with the same byline as this one was about Keeley Hazell. Ok, it's actually not that surprising given our track record—just a happy coincidence. She's been on our mind a lot the last couple of years, and even more in the last couple of days since reading this defense of Page 3 girls in The Sun. Apparently, some folks think that it's bad for women to take their shirts off in the newspaper everyday, but the author—a self-described "arch-feminist"—believes that, given the alternatives, topless babes are the very definition of freedom! Hear, hear! In honor of that sentiment, here's a look back at some of Keeley's greatest blows against oppression. More »
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Keeley Hazell Makes Everything All Right
One sexy Keeley Hazell video means our day is off to a good start. Two is generally considered a really good start. But the top ten sexiest Keeley Hazell videos of all time? Well, if you don't hear from us for a while, don't worry. We're just busy doing research to make sure they picked the right ones. (unibrowhumor.com)
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Prof_Derzshowitz: What??!? I will never get sick of the seeing the beautiful Keeley Hazell in all her topless glory. Never! more » | Other threads
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Photographer Frank White Brings Our Favorite Babes To Life
Frank White is a man after our own heart. Not only do we dig his clean and sharp photography style, and his website overflowing with copious galleries of beautiful women (although we don't dig the autoplaying music), it seems that he deals almost exclusively with the buxom British lad mag girls we've come to know and love. Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea, Ami Grove, Emma Frain, Seren Gibson, Emily Scott—they're all here and looking better than ever. Even The Keeley makes a guest appearance! All of which makes us realize that for every lad mag post we've pondered over the years, there's a gutsy photographer who worked hard to bring it to us ... if you want to call spending all your time with babes like this "work." More » -
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Keeley Hazell's 2009 Calendar: These Are The Days Of Our Lives
Ever since we got our 2008 Keeley Hazell calendar, we've been counting down the days until her 2009 edition would arrive on our digital doorstep. (Which was pretty difficult, because we're pretty sure there are no actual dates on that thing. And WTF is a digital doorstep anyway?) We didn't see as much of our gal in '08 as we would have liked, but it's good to see that her devotion to shooting topless photos in sets of twelve remains intact. Although come to think of it, it is tough that we only get to see her naked breasts once a month. Is it too soon to be thinking about 2010? More »
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Comment by rosconian: At what point did Keeley (or her handlers) decide that she should stop smiling? Was it before or after the... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Great Britain celebrates their Olympic success in the only way that makes any sense--covering Keeley Hazell's naked body in gold paint. Someone certainly deserves a medal for that. (thesun.co.uk) -
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Just so it's clear, Keeley Hawes and Keeley Hazell are not the same person. But they are both British and they both share a penchant for being photographed topless. We're not saying there's a connection—but if you happen to know anyone else name, you might want to keep a close watch on them just in case. (celebpunani.com)
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Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Can it be far off, an all-Keeley babe-log? Keeley Hazell, Keeley Hawes... There is a Keely on SuicideGirls. Seven more... more » | Other threads
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Keeley Hazell Is Right On Time
Do you feel the summer doldrums coming on? You know, the feeling of time slowing down and being stuck in a cubicle/on the internet all day where nothing interesting happens because everyone else in the world is apparently at a beach somewhere having more fun than you? (Or maybe that's just us?) Well, whatever malady has befallen you, it's Keeley Hazell to the rescue. Her tireless devotion to your entertainment has resulted in a new photo spread in Nuts magazine and it's probably exactly what you were looking for at this particular moment. It's like she always knows exactly what to do to cheer everybody up. It's spooky, huh? More » -
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The Keeley Hazell Interview: Wherein Your Editor Receives A Rude Awakening
We've been following Keeley Hazell's life and times for quite a while now, but what do we really know about her? Do we really understand her? More importantly, does she understand us? We've always thought that there was a special unspoken bond between our humble selves and the beautiful bombshell, but her answers to this questionnaire make us think otherwise. For starters, she doesn't like the word "glamour" to describe what she does, which is fair enough. ("Boobie model" is probably out too, huh?) But then there's this exchange: More »
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It seems like every time we mention Keeley Hazell's name an angel sends down new naked photographs to add to our wall. Do you think she's listening in on our posts?! (dailypoa.com)
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Decision '08: Let Keeley Decide!
Who are you voting for in this pivotal upcoming election? No, not that election — the all important 100 Sexiest Women poll conducted by FHM. It's a hard decision, of course: Do you vote for experience or change? Youth or wisdom? Great tits or a nice firm ass? Fortunately, the lads have come up with a ingenious plan to help you decide: ask Keeley Hazell. Our favorite bombshell will take you through an interactive quiz (including sexy costume changes and wigs) that will determine your likes and dislikes and then recommend the right girl for you. Of course, the problem with this method is that all paths lead to one unavoidable conclusion: Vote for Keeley Hazell. That's democracy for you. More » -
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Keeley Hazell explains the concept of Page 3 girls to deprived Australian FHM readers who, now that they know the truth, probably long for the days when the British Empire ruled their roost. Sure, they have freedom, but at what cost? (sexypix.thumblogger.com) -
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Keeley Hazell is trying to sell us something. What is it? We don't know and we don't care, but somebody tell us where we can buy it, quick! (popoholic.com, also @ hollywoodtuna.com + egotastic.com) -
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Keeley Week: Surrender To The Hazell-Boobs
As you know quite well by now (and if not, where the heck have you been?) Keeley Hazell is a force of nature. She's gone from simple Page 3 girl to internationally-known uberbabe and back again and taken the world by storm in the process. Not bad for someone who doesn't do much more than stand in front of the camera and look ridiculously hot. Still, every time we think that Keely-fatigue might finally set in, someone else catches the wave and washes overboard with her hottness. FHM, who is no stranger to the Hazell charms, is devoting seven entire days to posting photos and videos—most of which, they claim, are previously unseen—in a futile attempt to corner the market on all things Hazell. More » -
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Keeley Hazell is back again! Sorta. These are slightly dated outtakes from last year's Page 3 calendar, but at least this time she's topless and brought some friends too. She's always so thoughtful of others! (dailypoa.com) -
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And while we're spending all this time with some of our tried-and-true crush objects today (sorry, this cold weather sorta makes us feel nostalgic), may we mention the fact that Keeley's back too? Well, sorta: she appears mostly clothed in the latest Zoo Weekly, but this recent dry spell of hers was so bad we'll take what we can get. (cameltap.com + zooweekly.co.uk) -
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It somehow seems appropriate that our first post of the new year involves naked pictures of Keeley Hazell. We have seen the future and it's just as sexy as it was yesterday. (dailypoa.com) -
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Sophie And Keeley And Lucy ... Oh My
It's pretty much a given that at some point during any week, we're going to write about Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder and/or Sophie Howard in some form or another. However, it's pretty rare to get an update from all three on the same day. So we'll spare you some trouble and combine our legally-mandated bird-watching updates to one post. (And if you play your cards right, Gemma Atkinson just might show her face—and other parts—here too.) More »
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You've seen the preview of the Keeley Hazell boob calendar (both of them)—now enjoy the hotness in its entirety. How she manages to cram it all into just 12 months is beyond us. (areaticino.com) -
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Ok, Zoo Weekly is just toying with us now. They've put all their Keeley Hazell content into one easy to digest package, which is just begging for us to turn our obsession into a full-blown mental disorder. Must ... not ... surrender ... oh, what the hell. (zooweekly.co.uk)
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Comment by roccotool: Keeley's always been a favorite of Mine. It's good to see the babe again in your pages. more » | Other threads
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Calendar Watch 2008: Keeley After Dark
We warned you that this day was coming, and now the time is at hand. After tempting the young and innocent with her "family-friendly" bikini calendar, Keeley Hazell is now set to unleash her "adults only" version, complete with sandy buttocks, glistening breasts, and come-hither stares. Of course, Zoo Weekly has a preview—and of course we had to share it with you here, since we're so cuckoo for calendars. Something about all those big round dates and luscious curvy weekends just makes us want to go out and schedule our own appointments. What were we talking about again?
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Keeley Hazell went back in time to win World War II with the sheer atomic power of her hotness. Never was so much owed by so many to just one pair of breasts. (boobieblog.com) -
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Here's more Keeley Hazell desktop wallpapers than you'd probably ever be able to use in your lifetime. Excuse us while we go buy some more computers. (innuendo.blogter.hu) -
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Calendar Watch 2008: Keeley Hazell Doubles Down
After dominating our internets for most of 2006, Keeley Hazell spent a good part of the '07 keeping a slightly lower profile—among, ahem, other things. But with calendar season arriving, it seems that she's poised to make even numbered years belong to her by putting not one, but two 2008 calendars into production. She explains it thusly ... More » -
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Keeley Hazell: Professional Actress
Just like how all actors want to date models, all models want to be actresses and our bare-chested friend Keeley Hazell is no exception. (We assume.) She'll be making her big screen debut very soon in the small independent movie, "Cashback," where she plays, um ... "Naked Girl." Ok, we all have to start somewhere, but seriously, she did more acting in that homemade sex tape than she does in this breakthrough scene. We know that standing still and looking pretty (and topless) is pretty much her thing, but it seems like a waste of a good accent and the jiggling power of film to have her doing nothing. But hey, Keeley's in the movies! And she's not (technically) playing a stripper! Next time her character might even get a name. More » -
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Equal Time For Keeley Hazell
Of course, we would never begrudge Lucy Pinder and her video tribute courtesy of Unibrow or Uber or whatever they're calling themselves, but we're pretty sure that most of you were thinking what we were thinking as we checked out the goods on that post: What about Keeley? Yes, Keeley Hazell has not been seen much around these parts lately, but that doesn't mean that we've forgotten about the First Lady of Totty. She is almostsingledouble-handedly responsible for our ongoing obsession with the entire lad mag industry, so it's only fair that she receive the same loving respect as Lucy. Plus, we know we're playing with "this video is no longer available" fire by embedding this particular clip, but ... more boobs on YouTube! Get 'em while they're hot! More »
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