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Keeley Hazell Returns To The Lad Mag Circuit
We'd Rather Look At Keeley Hazell Than... Anything Else
It really doesn't matter what Keeley Hazell is promoting, we'll buy in. It could be "Keeley Hazell For the Abolishment of Obscenities" and we'd only start to question the naked prophet's words halfway into burning our massive porn stash. More »The Debate Over Topless Sunbathing Rages On...And Keeley Hazell Shocks Us All
Topless sunbathing—once de rigueur on European beaches—has fallen on hard times. Last summer, we heard it was officially out of fashion, now some French beaches are even fining women who attend the beach sans top. More »Keeley Hazell's 2010 Calendar Confirms Our Suspicions
We've suspected for a while now that our dear Keeley Hazell might have—gasp!—given up the naked girl gig, and moved into what's known as "non-naked modeling." And the preview for her 2010 calendar seems to offer confirmation. More »Keeley Hazell, As She Was
Not a day goes by that we don't find ourselves thinking fondly of Keeley Hazell, and those halcyon days when she'd take her top off in front of a camera. Keeley may never return to the lad mag life...but at least we can still enjoy these classic pictures. More »Keeley Hazell: A Remembrance Of Times Topless
Keeley may have left the topless biz to run her modeling agency...but at least we'll always have our memories. Like that time we went on vacation to the beach with Keeley and her busty friends. More »The View From Below: Underboobs For Everyone!
If we had to pick our favoritest boob part, it would have to be the underboob. Nipples are nice, and cleavage is forever, but the curve of the underboob is just too delicious to be ignored. More »Ask Men Reveals The Ninety-Nine Top Women In The World (For This Year, At Least)
Once a year, the gates of heaven open up and bestow a great gift of knowledge upon us. Yes, kids, it's time for AskMen.com's annual list of the Top 99 Women in the world. More »Keeley Hazell Returns, Fleshbot Rejoices
It's been so long since we've seen Keeley Hazell's boobs, we almost thought she'd give up the naked girl gig and started focusing on modeling in clothes or something. (Or maybe her music?) More »Babes And Bands: A Porn Rocker Retrospective
It has just come to our attention that Hustler cover girls Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan have formed a band. But they're not the only ladies of the adult industry to test the music waters. More »At Last, Keeley Hazell Gets The Tribute She Deserves
In Defense Of Keeley Hazell (And Naked Babes Everywhere)
This was surprising even to us, but the earliest post you can find on Fleshbot with the same byline as this one was about Keeley Hazell. Ok, it's actually not that surprising given our track record—just a happy coincidence. She's been on our mind a lot the last couple of years, and even more in the last couple of days since reading this defense of Page 3 girls in The Sun. Apparently, some folks think that it's bad for women to take their shirts off in the newspaper everyday, but the author—a self-described "arch-feminist"—believes that, given the alternatives, topless babes are the very definition of freedom! Hear, hear! In honor of that sentiment, here's a look back at some of Keeley's greatest blows against oppression. More »Keeley Hazell Makes Everything All Right
Photographer Frank White Brings Our Favorite Babes To Life
Frank White is a man after our own heart. Not only do we dig his clean and sharp photography style, and his website overflowing with copious galleries of beautiful women (although we don't dig the autoplaying music), it seems that he deals almost exclusively with the buxom British lad mag girls we've come to know and love. Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea, Ami Grove, Emma Frain, Seren Gibson, Emily Scott—they're all here and looking better than ever. Even The Keeley makes a guest appearance! All of which makes us realize that for every lad mag post we've pondered over the years, there's a gutsy photographer who worked hard to bring it to us ... if you want to call spending all your time with babes like this "work." More »Keeley Hazell's 2009 Calendar: These Are The Days Of Our Lives
Ever since we got our 2008 Keeley Hazell calendar, we've been counting down the days until her 2009 edition would arrive on our digital doorstep. (Which was pretty difficult, because we're pretty sure there are no actual dates on that thing. And WTF is a digital doorstep anyway?) We didn't see as much of our gal in '08 as we would have liked, but it's good to see that her devotion to shooting topless photos in sets of twelve remains intact. Although come to think of it, it is tough that we only get to see her naked breasts once a month. Is it too soon to be thinking about 2010? More »Keeley Hazell Is Right On Time
Do you feel the summer doldrums coming on? You know, the feeling of time slowing down and being stuck in a cubicle/on the internet all day where nothing interesting happens because everyone else in the world is apparently at a beach somewhere having more fun than you? (Or maybe that's just us?) Well, whatever malady has befallen you, it's Keeley Hazell to the rescue. Her tireless devotion to your entertainment has resulted in a new photo spread in Nuts magazine and it's probably exactly what you were looking for at this particular moment. It's like she always knows exactly what to do to cheer everybody up. It's spooky, huh? More »The Keeley Hazell Interview: Wherein Your Editor Receives A Rude Awakening
We've been following Keeley Hazell's life and times for quite a while now, but what do we really know about her? Do we really understand her? More importantly, does she understand us? We've always thought that there was a special unspoken bond between our humble selves and the beautiful bombshell, but her answers to this questionnaire make us think otherwise. For starters, she doesn't like the word "glamour" to describe what she does, which is fair enough. ("Boobie model" is probably out too, huh?) But then there's this exchange: More »Keeley Hazell, Renaissance Woman