Big Ass Fixation 5

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Director: Tom Byron
Cast: Phoenix Marie, Katja Kassin, Kelly Divine, Lux May, Vannah Sterling, Christian XXX, Tom Byron, Sean Michaels

At what point does an ass become a Big Ass? We're used to seeing asses of considerable size in porn—as far as I know, the pancake butt niche has yet to catch on—so there must be some quality that separates the ass from the Big Ass. For me, what makes a Big Ass can be split up into different ideas.

First, the Big Ass moves independently of the rest of the body. For example, while Kelly Divine is deepthroating Sean Michaels, her rear end is wiggling around with no particular rhythm or reason. Sean grabs the ass, sure thing, but it provides zero stability and control during sex.

Second, the Big Ass dominates your vision. Katja Kassin's butt is so rotund that it eclipses the rest of her body in some shots. That isn't necessarily a bad thing. Don't get me wrong, Katja Kassin is beautiful, but have you ever seen a girl play peek-a-boo using her own ass? Phenomenal.

Vannah Sterling's ass also demonstrates visually exciting properties. Vannah and Tom have worked up a comfortable professional rapport, and so Tom seems to go a little slap happy on the cheeks. Not only is the rough play exciting, but as the bright red handprints show up, you realize that it would take loads of spanking to fully redden the bountiful bottom of this babe.

Last, and most importantly, the Big Ass comes with a Big Ass Attitude. Tom Byron—charming as always—keeps the conversation light and the girls laughing, and they respond with wit and charm. Phoenix Marie talks and jokes throughout her whole scene with Christian, and when he slips his dick into her ass, she lets you know: "Motherfucker! Did he even put lube in there? No. Spit? He fucking just dry-dicked my asshole. Motherfucker."

Lux May also keeps it real with Christian. Not only does she really get into being eaten out, but she brings it up again just before she sucks his cock: "I want you to like this because you, like, ate me out really good." It just feels so genuine and earnest that you can't help but get a boner.

On the downside, that one scene with Phoenix was the only bit of anal in the movie, and that was a bit of a bummer. Yet it would be silly to say that "Big Ass Fixation 5" needs more anal action to be worthwhile. It's not just about having a Big Ass, it's about being a down-ass bitch; these women love it when the sex is good, poke fun when the guys are just fucking around, and generally call it as they see it. As Ja Rule always said, every thug needs a down-ass bitch.

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But for others, well, it grows darker, consuming them, haunting their every waking thought, and disrupting the course of their otherwise productive and fruitful lives.

Then again, it's not really their fault. They seem to have been born this way. Who hasn't had their own unspeakable obsession to wrestle with? Be it girls with milky white skin & red hair or Nikki Benz's gorgeous tits, we've all been hung up on something before, left powerless in the wake of our unspeakable desire.

For legendary pork swordsman and professional ass tapper Tom Byron that weakness is girls with ridiculous badonkadonk. The man who runs the pornographic empire known as Tom Byron Pictures is practically powerless before sweet young girls with junk in the trunk style, apple bottom, quivering samples of ample derriere. He's an outright ass addict, which means that the only way for him to deal with his "li'l problem" is to make a movie or five about it.

That being said, volume 5 of his "Big Ass Fixation" features some serious shelf butt, including Phoenix Marie, Katja Kassin, Kelly Divine, Vannah Sterling, and Lux May. Each delightful darling is treated to the slap and pickle routine with Lord Byron until they squeal and squirt in delight.

"Big Ass Fixation 5" is out now from Tom Byron Pictures. You absolutely cannot see these pictures anywhere else online (unless someone stole them from our site) because we were promised they were absolutely exclusive. When you're done, slide on over and get your copy.

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We like to think he's referring to the artist's lesser known "Rose Period" from 1904 to 1906, characterized by his cheery style, bright colors, circus people, comic harlequins, and professional sex workers specializing in severe anal acrobatics. Don't believe us? Look it up, people. Yeah, with the interGoogles.

We sympathize completely with what must have certainly been quite a dilemma for the Canadian stud, having undoubtedly plowed the zesty anal depths of some of the most beautiful and morally challenged women the adult entertainment industry has ever seen. Where, oh where, to begin?

In the end, Everhard selects the finest of his sphincter stretching episodes, giving us an utterly amazing sampling of breathtaking beauties and their fully blossomed rosebuds.

"Big Fucking Assholes" stars Katja Kassin, Lauren Phoenix, Katsumi, Melissa Lauren, Amy Ried, Aline, Sandra Romaine, luscious Jenny Hendrix, and Janet Alfano. If their assholes weren't that "big" to begin with, they certainly were by the time he finished cramming his massive tool up into their lunch.

"Big Fucking Assholes" is out this week, from Erik Everhard and Jules Jordan Video. Grab a copy, you know, to get your lover in the right mood tonight, along with some anal ease, a butt plug, a gallon of lube, a rubber mask, and a box of fine wine. While you're at it you might want to up your health insurance to that gold plated shit Senators are always bitching about.

Now check out these ungodly shots way up into the plumbing of young babes and let us know if you think they are just as pretty on the inside. We can't wait to see how fast our comments section fills up after that last, um, crack.

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Teenage Babysitters

Studio: Powersville/JM
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Katja Kassin, Kacey Jordan, Otto Bauer, Tara Lynn Foxx, Tanner Mayes, Yasmine Gold

"You think you can tease my husband?" says the severe deutscheMILF Katja Kassin to hapless nanny Kacey Jordan in "Teenage Babysitters." "You don't even know how to suck dick!"

One feels that this couple, who imported Jordan from a place where she had to take a plane to start her job, wasn't really interested in a babysitter at all.

This oddly dark and scattershot movie from prolific director Jim Powers is preceded by ads for his websites teenyboppercockgobblers.com and wetmilfholes.com, anticipating the action to come, which involves the almost 40-minute first scene between narrator/star Kassin, Otto Bauer, and Jordan, and a similarly Teutonic outing with German starlet Yasmine Gold, Jay Lassiter, and Tanner Mayes.

Perhaps to avoid any confusion with cheery titles like Digital Playground's "Babysitters," Powers' movie features a layered, somber synthesizer soundtrack like in an 80's noir. Kassin's German commands are fun, as are Otto Bauer's near-constant mugging, but the movie does not seem to know what kind of porn movie it wants to be. Fun and zany? Dark and ironic?

In any case, it's fun to watch, especially a scene with Tanner Mayes looking troubled, which is her signature expression.

We're glad that the "Teenage Baysitters"' youthful charges are all implied, because the sight of Mayes, Jordan, Gold, and Tara Lynn Foxx flouncing around the house might be detrimental to their development.

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They say that admitting you have "a little problem" is the first step to recovery, but in this case it's just the tip of the iceberg. Let's just say that we have absolutely no will power when it comes to real redheads, that they're like our kryptonite, with their milky befreckled skin and luscious fiery locks, and that the nacre shimmer that surrounds them like silky moonlight is more enchanting than the most potent witch's brew imaginable. When they screw, their hungry moans lyrically weave together into a seamless tapestry of entrancement, ensnaring our senses in their mindnumbing siren song. Oh, you think we're kidding? Yeah, right. Have you ever watched Faye Reagan getting fucked hard?

New Sensations is the devil. Their latest release stars Kylie Ireland, Dani Woodward, Riley Shy, Katja Kassin, Faye Reagan, Marie McCray, Scarlett Fay, Kiki Vidis, Leighlani Red, Dani Jensen, Jayme Langford, and Brittany O'Connell—or in other words, just about every single hot redheaded porn star we ever wanted to screw. With twelve full scenes on a special 2 disc collector's set, running nearly five (count 'em five!) full hours, there's really only one question we have to ask: are they trying to kill us?

"I Love Redheads" ships out today (just in time for St. Paddy's!). Please let us know if you see Fleshbot contributor & fire pie addict DCypher. After sharing his thoughts on these mystifying, magical redheads, he's disappeared once again.

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Lexi Love: Truck

Katja Kassin: Audi

Marie Luv: Infinti FX35

Dana DeArmond: Prius

Mia Rose: 06' Nissan 350z Touring edition

Adrenalynn: 07' Hummer limited edition truck

Roxy DeVille: 2007 Honda CRV

Ginger Lee: Dodge Grand Caravan, Chevy full size van, and a Ford Explorer Sport Track

Jana Jordan: 1969 Mercury Cyclone and 04 Infiniti

Tyler Knight: Mustang V8

Joanna Angel: Nissan Sentra

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Everhard’s latest release, "This Butt's 4 U 4," plays off the long dead (but certainly not forgotten) slogan of an American beer company. Spinning the inherent rear-tastic pun out of American ads instead of capitalizing on the award winning Canadian marketing campaign offered by Molson may have brought some controversy down on the head of performer-turned-director but really, what was he supposed to do, name it "I Am Butt"? We'd suggest that he did it to mock the rice brewed rival, but in the end all we can think is that we hope he eventually follows through with "Real Men of Penis"—as would follow in the natural evolution of porn titles.

"This Butt's 4 U 4" features bootylicious beauties like Audrey Bitoni, Katya, Jaclyn Case, Katja Kassin, Kristina Rose, Savannah Stern, Dakoda Brookes, Myka Rain, all of whom back that "thang" up onto the turgid poles of some of the world’s best endowed studs. Booyah! With this release, Everhard has implied that there is no better way to start the week than with a double serving of sweet, round ass. And well, we agree.

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Joining the callipygean Ms. Love in this anal free-for-all are Katja Kassin, Phoenix Marie, Rachel, and Heidi Mayne—all of whom turn in grade-A (for Ass) performances, especially while working opposite such formidable partners as Lee "Oh my God are you really going to stick that thing up my ass?" Stone. Each finds romance in the one place they never dreamed they would ... but then, isn't that true for all of us?

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"Only my rigid sense of Right can bring order to the hinterlands," Fraulein Badonkadonk did not say.

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The delightful Katja Kassin revealed today that Wikipedans were lying about her. "Some things that are said there are simply not true. For example I am not bisexual. I do film scenes with girls but I consider myself 100% hetrosexual." In this post-sexual/pan-sexual world Fleshbot readers have created it is hard to tell who swings what way, if at all. We will accept your outrageous lifestyle choice, Katja; just don't tell us those two peroxide blondes we just saw making out for Jager Bombs at the Saddle Ranch weren't actually lesbians. - GP

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Right off the bat, there are worse struggles than the following: How does one give proper respect to a legitimate fantasy and the people who partake of it while simultaneously smirking like our 43rd President? It's difficult, but possible. "Pantyhose Whores", from Pink Kitty Video, is actually quite similar to Monday's "Cum on My Panties" except this one pays off what it advertised. Rita Faltoyano, Shy Love, and especially the talented Katja Kassin (who brings her partner off with her feet) allow for certain holes in the 'hosen so that a quartet of fellows can close the deal.

We thought of titling this post "Nothing beats (off) a great pair of Leggs" but that would mean we're over 30. - GP

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"Janine Loves Jenna" is the most anticipated porn movie of the past several years. Though it's just hitting the shelves this week, it was made in 2005, which is like 1989 to you and me.

It is a movie with a moral: no matter how distraught you are after your limo driver doesn't pay attention to the road because he's watching you fellate your partner in the back seat and wrecks the car, killing her, it is a sin to kill yourself.*

The suicide in question is Miss Jenna Jameson, and her recent real-life worries make a movie about her "journey through Hell" seem ripped from the headlines. Just remember, though, that this film opens with a fatal car crash and a suicide. Are you hard yet? - GP

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Janine Loves Jenna

Studio: ClubJenna
Director: Justin Sterling
Cast: Jenna Jameson, Janine Lindemulder, Justine Joli, Justin Sterling, Manuel Ferrara, Julian, Dominica Leon, Jerry, Reno, Nicole Brazzle, Veronica Lynn, Cherokee, Sativa Rose, Tommy Gunn, Katja Kassin, Vera Vanguard, Naudia Nyce, Horace, Mario Rossi, Envy, David Lavern, Dolph DeBernenal, Vincent Vega

Review by Gram Ponante

Like all porn movies and rock videos dealing with the underworld, the place is sexy. Dudes in red capes wave censers while Janine goes down on Justine Joli. Jenna, an initiate, is then brought into the threesome. If this sounds abrupt, it is. No sooner has Jenna slit her wrists in a bathtub of despair that she winds up in Hell (which is how it works in the Bible, too) and in a sapphic menage a trois. Abrupt also characterizes the shots; we don't hold long enough on any one image to get a rise out of it.

If it hard enough to believe that a tryst with Janine and Justine Joli would occur in Hell, it is unfathomable that Jenna gets on top when the dildos come out.

Janine explains (and it is revealed that Janine was the dearly fellated departed in the limo) that she understands this place, and it is not Hell per se, but its vestibule. And she knows how to get out. They plot their escape. Janine points to a monitor where there appears to be a Kink.com scene going on.

"Don't let that distract you," Janine says.

For some reason, Jenna and Janine, wearing kimonos and wielding parasols, hook up with some dudes in a rain-soaked alley.

Then, at the Deadly Sin Diner, the girls are in shiny bikinis and encounter a waiter reminiscent of guys one meets at adult webmaster conventions. He recommends Lust with a side of Greed. Katja Kassin makes greed look good.

Finally, the girls reach Hades himself. He decides to take Jenna for a spin, as the depravity around him has grown boring. Seriously, if pornfolk paint Hell as a crazy joyride of mindless fucking that they want to escape, how would they define what they do for a living?

One way to escape Hell, the film reveals, is to look hot naked (this also works for speeding tickets). Jenna wakes up in her bloody bathtub, somewhere before or after wrist-slashing, and has the film's best scene with Janine here in the real world, complete with choking and candles in the butt (which I first saw in "Pirates", also starring Janine, which was filmed after "J<3J").

I will not tell you how the film ended. Not because I feel spoilers are wrong in porn movies but because I didn't understand it. Did she commit suicide or didn't she? Justin Sterling finds her in the bathtub. He seems sad about it.

"Janine Loves Jenna" pairs a generation's last porn superstars. They are the same age as women who in gonzo movies would be considered MILFs, but Jenna and Janine retain the glamour expected of early '90's performers.

Why producers thought that what will probably be the final super twosome (unless Jenna makes a movie with Tera, which seems unlikely) should be set in a BDSM Hell rather than, say, having the two be hardened but sexy cops is beyond me, but my picture of Hell has always involved people I don't want to have sex with.

Solid acting (especially from the guy who played the Devil), sex scenes that get better as the movie goes along, and a great couple of scenes from two fan favorites make J Hearts J worth watching. The locale, however, is beneath them.

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* Update: We have been informed by a Vatican II scholar that, in the eyes of the Roman Catholic Church at least, suicide doesn't necessarily guarantee damnation anymore (= it isn't a mortal sin). Further research reveals that suicide is considered merely a "grave sin" that is up to the Creator to judge. This is great news because I judge too much already. But no one is going to convince me that it wasn't a mortal sin to release the Kim Kardashian tape.

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Previously: Preview: "Janine Loves Jenna", Jenna Loves Everyone, Quickies: Jenna Jameson, Jenna Fatigue?, "Jenna Loves Pain", Jenna Vs. Tera: Clash Of The Titanesses, ClubJenna Exodus: Porn Stars Run Free, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

In the movies storytelling is everything. But don't ask us to explain the story of this clip, since it defies all efforts to quantify it. From the undecipherable accents to the God-like voiceover to the bemused bartender to the guy from the "mean streets of Encino" drinking orange juice in an empty tavern, this scene only makes sense in the world of porn. What we do know is that Katja Kassin goes from entrance stage left to enthusiastic, virtuoso blowjob in under 20 seconds—which if we didn't know better would appear to be some sort of record. If only the people from Guinness kept track of such things.

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In case you didn't hear, sexual provocateuse and all-around bundle of lusciousness Tristan Taormino made porn history last month at the AVN Awards when she became the first woman to win the Best Gonzo Release award for "Chemistry"—and what better day to celebrate the release of Part Two than today? OK, so it's more about hot sex than hearts and flowers, but given how much stars like Kimberly Kane, Katja Kassin, Luscious Lopez, and Lexi Bardot have been setting our own hearts a-flutter over the past year we can't think of a better way to observe a silly holiday than by watching them fuck each other (and a few lucky guys) silly.

Sit back with the one you love, pop open some fine vintage wine, and savor the love in our exclusive "Chemistry 2" preview gallery below. Sure beats a cheesy Hallmark card and box of expensive chocolates you really shouldn't be eating all by yourself anyway.

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