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Pump My Ass Full of Cum Again - Once More With Pearly White Feeling
Every now and then a gonzo title bursts onto the scene that raises the bar, leaving us dazzled and amazed in the process. Jules Jordan's latest release may very well be that movie. See for yourselves. More » -
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Jules Jordan Video Rolls Out Amazing Back To School Special With "Slut Puppies 3"
If there's a better way to return from a long and satisfying holiday vacation weekend than by finding a special teen treat from the master himself, Jules Jordan...we don't wanna know what it is. More » -
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Mike John Runs "Crowd Control" On 'Em
Some would say that the art of pulling a good old fashioned train went out of fashion back in the 90's. Executing a proper gangbang on a seasoned strumpet is, you might say, a lost art. More » -
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Avy Scott Is Glorious In "Breast Meat 2"
Erik Everhard is at it again, bringing us the highly anticipated sequel to his homage to lovely lady lumps in the unimaginatively titled "Breast Meat 2." More » -
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Cast Of "Ass Worship 11" Worthy Of Devotion
If you're going to go to all the trouble of worshiping a woman's ass—a behavior Jules Jordan promotes in his epic series—it's important that you pick asses worthy of the high praise. More » -
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Silky Delights Await Your Approval In "All Internal 10"
Deep inside the earth's inner core, down where it's warm and safe, Chris Rolie keeps his stash of fine ass European girls willing to take gargantuan rigid tool in each and every orifice. More » -
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Mya G Doms from the Bottom In "Black Ass Master 3"
Somewhere deep in the darkest part of our hearts there lies the pure, unabashed desire to see these beautiful, curvy women bend to our unapologetic will and just take it—hard and deep. More » -
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"Sport Fucking 5" Is Easy Breezy Fun
In honor of the honest simplicity of "Sport Fucking 5," which releases today, we've prepared a summer haiku: Bees on flowers dance/a cool ocean breeze wafting/young lust opens wide. -
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"Rico The Destroyer" Perpetuates Compelling Racial Stereotypes 13 Inches At A Time
Statistically, most women will never even see 13 inches of penis in their lives. Not so for Adrianna Nicole, Bobbi Starr, Dana DeArmond, Andi Anderson, Aletta Ocean, and Kiera King, the brave women who take everything, including anal punishment, from Rico the Destroyer. More » -
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“Praise The Load 3” Is No “Angels & Demons,” Thank God
We're not sure if Jules timed this release to coincide with "Angels & Demons," but we do know that there is no better way to kick off the week than with a blowbang with serious Christian overtones.
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"Jailbait 6" Offers Tasty But Twisted Legal Logic Pretzel For Your Mind
Beautiful Brynn Tyler joins Zeina Heart, Missy Stone, Lexi Belle, Tanner Mayes, Mia Ling, Haley Sweet, Jenny Reeder, and Kali Lane in an extraordinary journey into womanhood in Eric Everhard's thoughtful cumming-of-age romance "Jailbait 6." More » -
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Rayveness, Avy Scott, and Huge Black Cock Save the Day, Again
Over the years, Mike John and Jules Jordan Video have brought us many flawless releases. This is not one of them. More » -
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“Phat Ass White Booty 4” Squared Dropping Sexy Science
Alexander DeVoe is like the silent ninja over at Jules Jordan Video. You don't see a lot of him, but when he finally does decide to drop something, it's hot—and bootylicious! More » -
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“Teenage Spermaholics 6” Keeps Us Addicted
Over the years, Mike John has seen just about everything—including teen sperm addicts who can't survive a single day without taking heaping mouthfuls of pearly protein paste in every orifice of their tight, young bodies.
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"Buttholes & B-Sides" Is Pretty Self Explanatory
If acclaimed smut master Erik Everhard launched a record company, he never told us. As it stands, he's doing just fine—in our considerable estimation—plowing his hog into the insides of girls' pink backsides. More » -
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“MILF Thing 4” Offers Rare Glimpse Into Mythical Land
Somewhere across the uninviting waters of the Atlantic is a mystical land where European MILFs frolic in the wild, blissfully impaling themselves, orifice-first, on the pink velvety rigid sex organs of oversized, uncut sex gods. More » -
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Chris Streams's “The Brother Load” Ominously Parallels Greek Poetry
If there's one thing Chris Streams knows, it's smut. That's why he's carefully constructed an interracial epic resembling both the Iliad and the Odyssey, starting with a stolen beauty and ending in a Cyclops gangbang. More » -
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Get A Closer Look With "Internal Damnation 2"
The proof, they say, is in the pudding—though in the case of “Internal Damnation 2,” the latest release from Chris Streams at Jules Jordan Video, the proof is lodged snugly up the pink, sticky, and recently ravaged holes of stunningly beautiful young starlets, just waiting to drool out like a silky ribbon or a melted pearl.
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"Praise The Load" (And Pass The Paper Towels)
Director Mike John reconvenes his, uh, seminary as he preaches his gospel of love and natural protein in the second installment of "Praise The Load" for Jules Jordan. And as if having a congregation of devout damsels like Rucca Page, Darryl Hanah, Claire Dames, Cassandra Calogera, Carolyn Reese, Allie Foster, and Adrianna Nicole kneeling to receive a special kind of baptism weren't enough, he also miraculously managed to avoid appending "The Second Cumming" to its title. (We almost used it in the title of this post, but in the end Kay Kyser won out, as he so often does.) More » -
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Hungry For More: "Cum For Cover 2"
With gangs of thugs roaming the streets of suburbia in search of gas to syphon for their SUV's (it's totally true—a friend of a friend told us!), we here at Team Fleshbot recommend that instead of taking the family on that road trip to the Grand Canyon this summer, you may want to just whip up a batch of potato salad or two and stay home to enjoy a good old-fashioned hot dog eating contest instead. But not just any hot dog eating contest! More » -
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Fill Your Eyes With Jules Jordan's "Tunnel Vision 3"
Remember that guy in high school who drove a kickass car and got laid more often in one weekend than you did by the time you were halfway through college? Jules Jordan is still that guy—and unlike that douchebag in high school, he genuinely cares about you getting a little action of your own as well. This is why he's released the latest installment of his POV series "Tunnel Vision": he might actually get to fuck ridiculously hot porn babes like Lela Star, Sunny Lane, Lacey Duvalle, Nadia Styles, Sara Stone, Tia Tanaka, Velicity Von, and Veronica Lynn, but the rest of us get to see what it looked like! It's even better than that "Wish You Were Here" postcard he sent us last year from Amsterdam's Cannabis Cup! More » -
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"Anal POV 5": Finding Solace In The Cracks Of America
In the course of his travels across this land of spacious skies and amber waves of grain, Canadian porn magnate Erik Everhard has seen his fair share of anal exploits, both on video and off. This page from what we like to imagine is his field log explains his decision to begin chronicling the sightings for posterity through his "Anal POV" series: "After encountering my four hundred and fifty-seventh Anal Prostitute, I realized that I had stumbled upon the real heart of America: the spirit of this great land does not live in strip malls and shopping centers and car dealerships and outlet superstores, but in the cracks of homegrown honeys like Jenny Hendrix, Aubrey Addams, Bobbi Eden, Andi Anderson, Shyla Stylez, and Priva. (So what if they're not all American, or even prostitutes for that matter?)" More » -
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Jules Jordan's "Invasian 3": More Of The Same, But Different
At first glance, Jules Jordan's "Invasian 3" looks like just another Asian babe-themed pornfest with a cheap pun as a title. But it distinguishes itself in at least two ways: first, that title isn't nearly as bad as, say, "The Tao Of Poon"; and second, not every Asian babe-themed pornfest we encounter has a cast as blisteringly hot as Lana Croft, Priva, Tia Ling, Tia Tanaka, Charmane Star, Luci Thai, and Mya Luanna. More » -
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"Internal Damnation": Because Dirtpipe Milkshakes By Any Other Name Would Taste As Sweet
Director Chris Streams has been having a pretty good run for himself, all things considered: after doing his time in the lower circles of porno hell and cutting his teeth as a still photographer and videographer on gonzo shoots from Chatsworth to Prague, he finally got his due and joined the in-house team at Jules Jordan Video. Since then he's released such high-concept fare as the recent interactive Gina Lynn title ... but in the end it's the filth that pays the bills, at least until the feds come knocking. (We hear they're not too into any fluids more risqué than an extra dry martini these days.)
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"Gina Lynn's Ultimate Feast 2": Now With Extra Gravy!
As much as we'd love to announce a new pornstar-branded line of premium quality cat food, "Gina Lynn's Ultimate Feast" is a DVD series where Ms. Lynn and her partner in crime Travis Knight seek out tasty young minxes to fulfill their insatiable hunger for soft pink flesh and other kinds of meat by-products. (Sorry, we did say this wasn't about cat food, didn't we?) More »



