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flesh flicks
Secrets Of Seduction
Follow us, if you will, back to a different era: a time when bosses could seduce their secretaries via clever use of aphrodisiac powders...and John Holmes was around to narrate and offer insight on the action. Oh, those were the days. More » -
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The Golden Age: John Holmes Gives Us The Business
They sure don't make them like they used to... if by "them" you mean "male pornstars" and "they used to" you mean "John Holmes," that is. More » -
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"Aunt Peg" And Her Precocious Niece
Hairy flaps. Belly fat. The used car lot bendy balloon that is John Holmes' schlong. Golden Age porn has that, but reisssued classic "Aunt Peg" also has niece-fucking and the leopardine Juliet Anderson. More » -
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Tell Them Johnny Wadd Is Here
That's right, an original unsullied film print of "Johnny Wadd"—the first movie in the classic John Holmes series—was recently discovered in a storage locker and will soon be released on DVD. (It was never even released on VHS.) We hope collectors don't blow their ... you know. (avn.com) -
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John Holmes And The "Call Girl From Hell"
Maybe we're missing the part where she grows horns (or even spookier, a full-fledged vagina dentata) and starts spewing fire, but we have a hard time figuring out why exactly this woman is the "call girl from hell." She comes to your hotel room, sucks and fucks (no easy task when the john in question is John Holmes!), and pees in a chamber pot while you watch and jack off ... sounds like the call girl from heaven if you ask us. Working girls really do get no respect. More » -
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Porn's Greatest Acting Moments: Because Everyone Loves Thespians
While we disagree with their assertion that it's impossible to be good at both acting and sex (though it's way too early in the week for us to try coming up with an example to refute it), we have to hand it to the folks at Uber for devoting their latest top ten video extravaganza to the Greatest Acting Performances In Porn History: not only did they manage to find (or sneak) a bunch of porn clips on YouTube, they also managed to narrow their selection down to only ten. Surely that deserves some sort of Special Achievement award in itself. More »
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