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    offred: It's always tricky watching John Holmes - like in other areas, it's tough to reconcile the art with our knowledge of the person. Homes may have been a... more »
    FalknerLionel: Am I the only one who noticed the remixed Star Wars music playing in that clip? more »
    Femalien: Man, I remember listening to that album on VINYL over and over when I was a little kid. Memories. I was too young to know about John Holmes in his d... more »
    Conrad: Flirting in the office has become way too dangerous, damn assholes making it hard for the rest of us. Working from home this doesn't apply to me, luckly. more »
  • #fleshflicks

    The Good Old Days

    Though we try not to get too nostalgic (the past is past, man), it's hard not to feel a tinge of yearning for days of yore when watching a legend like John Holmes at work. More »
  • #fleshflicks

    Secrets Of Seduction

    Follow us, if you will, back to a different era: a time when bosses could seduce their secretaries via clever use of aphrodisiac powders...and John Holmes was around to narrate and offer insight on the action. Oh, those were the days. More »
  • #fleshflicks

    The Golden Age: John Holmes Gives Us The Business

    They sure don't make them like they used to... if by "them" you mean "male pornstars" and "they used to" you mean "John Holmes," that is. More »
  • #classics

    "Aunt Peg" And Her Precocious Niece

    Hairy flaps. Belly fat. The used car lot bendy balloon that is John Holmes' schlong. Golden Age porn has that, but reisssued classic "Aunt Peg" also has niece-fucking and the leopardine Juliet Anderson. More »
  • #johnholmes

    Tell Them Johnny Wadd Is Here

    That's right, an original unsullied film print of "Johnny Wadd"—the first movie in the classic John Holmes series—was recently discovered in a storage locker and will soon be released on DVD. (It was never even released on VHS.) We hope collectors don't blow their ... you know. (avn.com)
  • #hardcore

    John Holmes And The "Call Girl From Hell"

    Maybe we're missing the part where she grows horns (or even spookier, a full-fledged vagina dentata) and starts spewing fire, but we have a hard time figuring out why exactly this woman is the "call girl from hell." She comes to your hotel room, sucks and fucks (no easy task when the john in question is John Holmes!), and pees in a chamber pot while you watch and jack off ... sounds like the call girl from heaven if you ask us. Working girls really do get no respect. More »
  • #video

    Porn's Greatest Acting Moments: Because Everyone Loves Thespians

    While we disagree with their assertion that it's impossible to be good at both acting and sex (though it's way too early in the week for us to try coming up with an example to refute it), we have to hand it to the folks at Uber for devoting their latest top ten video extravaganza to the Greatest Acting Performances In Porn History: not only did they manage to find (or sneak) a bunch of porn clips on YouTube, they also managed to narrow their selection down to only ten. Surely that deserves some sort of Special Achievement award in itself. More »
  • #videoplaypen

    Video Playpen: Classic Pornstar Tribute

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