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We have to admit that we're not 100% comfortable with the whole Beijing Olympics thing, what with all those human rights and censorship issues and all. But we're trying to focus instead on the spirit of international sport and supporting individual athletes, like the ones who participated in this decathlon in Austria last week. Judging from the looks of things, some of them need a lot of support. (outsports.com)
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GayFooty: One Great Reason To Give ESPN2 Another Try
G'day, Australia! Have we told you lately that we love you? Because we do! You've got beautiful beaches, all those adorable kangaroos—and of course you gave us "Picnic at Hanging Rock", which is now a musical! And we almost forgot the best reason to love you: all those hot Aussie athletes like the ones on display at GayFooty. We may not be familiar with the intricacies of your Australian Rules Football or even everyday rugby, but we can plainly see that the players are totally hot. Plus, we speak the international language of "bulge". Have you thought about giving the site's webmaster some kind of national achievement medal or something? Surely he deserves it for culling all those sports pics, candids, publicity shots, and magazine scans of sweaty men in action. He's totally our kind of guy. Uh, we mean bloke. (Did we mention we love the cute way y'all talk down there too?)
• GayFooty: Player Pix (gayfooty.com.au)
Yet Another Hot Naked Rugby Jock With A Big Dick
Naked rugby players sure are busting out all over this week: first we're treated to a ringside seat while that New Zealand team got busy on the beach, and now we have a very up close and personal look at Sandback (UK) team captain Tim Oakes, who did an exclusive nude (and hard!) shoot for the blokes at Famousmales. Between things like this and all those nude charity calendars and sex tapes, there's going to be very few rugby players who we haven't seen fully naked at some point. Are you listening, Ben Cohen? (dudetubeonline.com + famousmales.uk.net)
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Despite all the coverage we've devoted to naked rugby players over the years, the Council of Concerned Fleshbot Staffers isn't sure why people would ever want to actually play rugby naked: sure, rolling around in the buff with a bunch of your mates might sound hot, but in the heat of a scrum all that grabbing could get a little out of hand. Nor are we sure why the weekend editor at New York Daily News—that bastion of, uh something—would think it newsworthy to post a gallery of naked men (along with one fully dressed reverse streaker and one plucky woman) in the midst of a match. Apparently, the New York Daily News isn't sure either, since it pulled all but one pic from the online feature not long after we noticed them*. Never fear, though, gentle readers: we saved 'em for you, and you'll find them after the jump.
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Naked New Zealand Rugby Players In (And Out Of) The News
Despite all the coverage we've devoted to naked rugby players over the years, the Council of Concerned Fleshbot Staffers isn't sure why people would ever want to actually play rugby naked: sure, rolling around in the buff with a bunch of your mates might sound hot, but in the heat of a scrum all that grabbing could get a little out of hand. Nor are we sure why the weekend editor at New York Daily News—that bastion of, uh something—would think it newsworthy to post a gallery of naked men (along with one fully dressed reverse streaker and one plucky woman) in the midst of a match. Apparently, the New York Daily News isn't sure either, since it pulled all but one pic from the online feature not long after we noticed them*. Never fear, though, gentle readers: we saved 'em for you, and you'll find them after the jump.
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Of Hot Oil Wrestlers And Trampy Elder Siblings
We like to think of Fleshbot as your older, sluttier sister—you know, the one who'd sneak home long after midnight, reeking of cigarettes and beer and stale Jean Naté to whisper stories about how awesome Molly Hatchet was in concert? We try to do 
All About Strength (And Celebrating Hot Jocks)
There are a lot of things we don't understand about All About Strength—namely, German! Also: why no one has bothered to teach the guys who run it about scaling photos for viewing on the web! But these are petty concerns when faced with the massive mountain of beefcake these friendly herren offer—including recent clips of hot football players taking showers (possibly from the flick "Sexual Dependency"?) and hot boys crying over a blowjob (possibly backed by strains of Samuel Barber). Which only goes to prove that smut really is the international language. (aas3.blogspot.com; click thumbnail for video clips)
News Flash: Spain's Sexy Factor On The Rise
Apart from its generally sexy populace and delectable cuisine, Spain has many points of interest for the eroto-traveler. You already know about Barcelona's International Erotic Film Festival, and the amazing naked vacation adventures of Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr. But did you also know that Spain's Euro 2008-winning soccer team boasts some serious hotties? We know: total shocker. But for proof, check out five of them scribbling on their naked torsos in the service of Nike. (Click thumbnail for video.)
Joe Oppedisano's "Knockout": The Final Countdown
We already posted a preview of Joe Oppedisano's new "Knockout" behind-the-scenes video extravaganza a couple of months ago, but since one of its distributors was nice enough to send us another batch of shots from it today we figured it would be a shame to let them go to waste. Besides, when it comes to looking at a bunch of hot, sweaty boxers ... well, this is one case when there can never be too much of a good thing. (Click on thumbnail for gallery.)
Hockey Jock Doesn't Speak, Still Carries A Big Stick
Well hello there, dreamily heterosexual Los Angeles Kings right wing Dustin Brown. (Ed. note: That's a hockey team, which is why we used "stick" in the title of this post. Clever, no?) Funny you should wander into the right side of the frame during this (vintage*) ESPN interview with one of your teammates and start peeling off your jockstrap—er, not that we kept rewinding it so we could get a better look at your junk or anything. You know we just watch ESPN for the sports talk, right bro? (Video after the jump.)
Despite a few minutes of outdoor frolicking in the behind the scenes footage from Sean Cody's new Ski Retreat Fuckfest fourway, there still seems to be a hell of a lot more aprés-ski action going on than ... you know, actual skiing. Which suits us just fine—as we always say, what's the point of bundling up and spending all that time in the cold if you can't get warm later on a shag carpet with three of your best pseudo-straight pals anyway? (preview @ seancody.com; see also behind the scenes here)
The next time we need some incentive to go out for our morning run instead of staying in and enjoying our favorite breakfast of half a pound of bacon and two American Spirits, we will imagine that New Zealand sprinter Chris Donaldson is waiting for us to chase him around the reservoir for a couple of laps. And if for some reason that doesn't work, we will imagine we are chasing after Chris Donaldson's lycra-bound crotch. What more incentive do we need? (allaussiebeef.blogspot.com)
Big Dicks At "Big Sur"
The scenic stretch of coastline that has inspired artists like Jack Kerouac and Henry Miller has evidently caught the eye of the locaton scouts at Jocks, who drive a litter of porn pups down the PCH for the fourth installment of their "Road Trip" series—though we're not sure that describing the goings-on as a "sexual tsunami ... where unabashed and unrelenting cocksucking, assmunching and fucking climax" is exactly comforting imagery for the residents of the central California coast. Still, you can't beat those views—especially when they include Brandon Matthews pounding the surf out of Tristan Phoenix. (falconstudios.com)
Apparently straight French decathlete Romain Barras has no problem whatsoever with the fact that his underwear-clad naked torso has festooned many a homosexualist website: "I found it to be super flattering on these sites to be surrounded by very beautiful guys. I always had affinities with the gay community. This is a world which does not shock me." So feel free to drool as much as you want over these new photos of him that the guys at Outsports came across today. We're sure Romain won't mind one bit. (outsports.com; photos by Cyrpiem Leym @ dandymag.com)
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Jake Deckard Has "Jock Itch" (And We Get To Watch!)
When testosterone-charged babydaddy Jake Deckard announced that he was expanding his skill set to include directing, little did we know that he'd be expanding a few other skills as well: "Jock Itch", the new release for sports gear fetishists from his video line Screaming Eagle XXX, offers a new and improved Jake Deckard 2.0 for those who like their men tall, tatted, hyper-muscular ... and submissive! The GayVN 2008 Performer of the Year is used and abused by Scott Tanner and Tyler Saint while "suited up in their socks, jocks, and cleats as they perform their favorite sport". After you've rewound that scene several times, don't forget to watch hairy stud puppy RJ Danvers take some direction and newbie daddies-in-training Scott Tanner and Logan McCree of "Ink Storm" go at it. If gym class had always been like this in high school, maybe we wouldn't have needed all those excuses not to show up?
· "Jock Itch" (previews @ DVD info @ ragingstallion.com)
Would you pay $25,000 to see baseball Hall-of-Famer Willie Mays in the nude? (The young and strapping version that is, not his bewrinkled present-day self.) Maybe we can finally find out if the old guys used "performance enhancers" as much as today's superstars do. (Deadspin)
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At A Glance: Jocks Studios' "Roadtrip, Volume 3: Yosemite"
Six things we can assume about Jocks Studios' "Roadtrip, Volume 3: Yosemite" after perusing the box cover for 15 seconds, give or take:
1. There are men involved.
2. Those men are in a park. Possibly Yosemite National Park, but that's just a guess.
3. The men are naked.
4. At least one of these men is naked, in a park, and so happy to be naked in a park that we can't see his eyes.
5. They're on the green side of 30. Probably. Mostly.
6. During the shooting of the video, someone on the set made an "Old Faithful" joke. It was funny the first time, but by the afternoon of day four, all the guys were like, "I swear, if that queen makes one more geyser joke, she's goin' down. And not in the good way."
For more information, you can ... er, watch the DVD yourself, we guess. Do we have to do everything around here?
· Roadtrip, Volume 3: Yosemite (Falcon Studios)
No one told us (or reminded us to vote either), but apparently Jeremy Mulkey was named "Most Popular Model of 2007" at beefcake showcase Connex24/7 a few weeks ago and will be appearing on the cover of next year's "Athletes" calendar. We might have been left out of the democratic process this time around ... but if it means we'll be seeing a lot more of him in the year ahead, we're not complaining. (avn.com + connex247.com; photo by Joe Oppedisano)
