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New York, 1:33 PM
Tue Nov 10
25 posts in the last 24 hours
Sex week at OSU (I reveal too much of myself here, I'm sure, you even know my real name!) has a lube tasting table. They fill little paper condiment cups with lube for you to shoot back. Maybe next year they will have better flavors.
Just finished watching my new fave show - "Bizarre Foods" on the Travel Channel w/ chef Andrew Zimmern going all over the world eating weird things. Certainly not quite in the same category as chicken uterus, stinky tofu, durian, wood worms, or 5-year-old fermented raw fish.
While it seems the various flavors are akin to different types of candy products, I'm curious, Lux, as to what the texture/feel is, for us uninitiated to the art?
@Snowbunny: lol! Reminds me of the joke of the little girl eating a cookie at the barber shop. She was standing awfully close to the barber chair, so the barber says, "You know, little girl, you're going to get hair on your cookie."
To this, the little girl responds, "Yep, I know, and I'm going to grow boobs, too."
@The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: Which is what's confusing to me. Can a mojito be made of peppermint or does it have to be made of spearmint? I've only had them with the mint that grows in my mom's garden, but I know that not all mojitos in the world can be made of mom's-garden-mint.
@The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: Would it be bad to use a fruit roll up as like a wrap up lube during a blow job? I love fruit roll ups and obvs I would clean it up pretty good and use a condom over the sugary landslide of deliciousness that would inevitably happen. Otherwise I agree, candy companies should make lube. Remember when all the soda brands came out with soda chapstick? Soda lube would be amazing. Orange crush beeeej ftw.
@Snowbunny: Fruit roll ups can work but then they sorta turn into a not very sexay sticky mess. And they can stick to hair at times. So if you planned on showering right away and rinsing it'd work.
@The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: I pull my hair back anyway. I'm not filming, I don't need to be whipping around my hair when I'm busy giving head.
Dr. Pepper Berries and Cream! My brain just exploded.
Or Mountain Dew Code Red! Hummingbird nectar for sexitime.
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However, this is WAY more appropriate than the King King dildo.
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As a wedding gift? Maybe not.
In front of friends and/or potential boyfriends? Definitely no.
In front of family and/or clergy? You just lost yourself a friend.
Alone? She might think you're making a lezzy move on her. Depending on the friend, that may or may not go over well.
Oh and I wouldn't advise giving it and saying "here, so you can stop being a bitch" because it WILL get you physically assaulted.
Source: Personal experience.
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While it seems the various flavors are akin to different types of candy products, I'm curious, Lux, as to what the texture/feel is, for us uninitiated to the art?
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To this, the little girl responds, "Yep, I know, and I'm going to grow boobs, too."
Thank you...I'll be here all week.
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(of course, I'd prefer lingerie)
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Thanks for tasting the lubes, I always wonder that sort of thing.
I keep hoping Jolly Rancher will make a watermelon flavored lube.
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Dude, DR PEPPER!
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Dr. Pepper Berries and Cream! My brain just exploded.
Or Mountain Dew Code Red! Hummingbird nectar for sexitime.
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