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more about #jessicalynn more comments → Gram Ponante: You're so right! I see it now! I see all of it! [weeps] [shits pants] more » RuthFeardaddy: When the Snobbery creeps in the fun disappears. I used to complain that my favorite performer was in a lot of bad movies and I did not want to buy a ... more » Gram Ponante: Yeah, the standards...I don't know. Times are tight. You might need to jettison the standards, is all I'm saying. more » Tricked: Actually... and maybe it's because I've seen too much porn... but truly bad porn not only exists, but does nothing for one's libido. Watching an hour... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: This review is where Robert Weintraub's "Purple Prose" meets the ONION's Smoove B, Love Man. (Get with it, people. Full name & title, please.) Thi... more » -
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Hustler Continues Untrue Rampage By Targeting Jessica Simpson
Porn director of yore Stuart Canterbury makes a plucky comeback with "Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories - Jessica Simpson" starring Jessica Lynn, Gracie Glam, Kiera King, Melissa Jacobs, and Rachel Roxxx. Are you ready for the inside references? More » -
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Fast Forward Flesh FlicksTM: "I'm Dreaming of Genie"
It is only after watching thousands of hours of porn that the snobbery creeps in. I need to remind myself that even an abysmal porn movie is still a porn movie. More » -
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Everhard Heeds The Call To Service In "Beyond the Call of Booty 3"
When normal pornographers fail to rise to the challenges presented by procuring perfect new asses to plunder, superman Eric Everhard steps forward to save our day with his throbbing appendage. What are friends for? More »


