Fleshbot: Jesse Jane

And How Did You Spend Your New Year's?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:30:01 EST

Team Fleshbot said goodbye to 2008 by drinking hot spiced cider and cursing the chill that took over New York for the evening. But how did our favorite pornstars ring in the New Year?

Unfortunately, we couldn't follow them around all evening—but the magic of Twitter allowed us to virtually stalk them from the comfort of our own home!

Andy San Dimas ate some toast.

Sinnamon Love turned 35.

Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya did nothing, while her Co-Commandress Joanna Angel hit up Don Hills with the Burning Angel crew.

jessica drake went partying in disco ball drag.

Jesse Jane played with fireworks.

Baby Sinead battled a zombie fish.

Dana Dearmond dreamed of Mickey Rourke.

So who had the best evening? And what, pray tell, did you (the people) do?

· Picture of way more exciting New Year's party from Dreamy Porn (dreamyporn.com via Ask Jolene)

The 100 Most Popular Pornstars Ever (On Porn-Star.com)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:30:01 EST

As another year draws to a close, there's yet another chance to rank pornstars (not that you really needed the excuse). Porn-Star.com has just unveiled its list of the hundred most popular pornstars (on Porn-Star.com).

So who gets top honors? View the top ten below:

10. Amy Reid

9. Jesse Jane

8. Priya Rai

7. Nikki Benz

Bummed that your favorite star didn't make the cut? View the full top 100 over at Porn-Star.com and see where she placed.

· 100 Most Popular Pornstars of 2008 (porn-star.com)

Pint Size Pleasures: Top Ten Petite Pornstar Videos

Evelyn Leigh — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:30:01 EST

There's a reason why so many pornstars come in little packages: you can pick them up, you can throw them around, you can twist them into a pretzel—these ladies can do it all.

After our celebration of BBWs, we decided to come at you from the other side of the spectrum, with a salute to some of our very favorite petite ladies. Though their larger then life pornstar heels might make you think otherwise, most of these girls don't pass 5'3". Take a look at these girls in action—trust us, there's a reason why people say good things come in small packages.

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Deep action with british Bonnie Hart (redtube.com)

Throat Fucks Lana Croft (pornhub.com)

Lexi Belle is excited about meeting with her bf (pornhub.com)

Small titted Amy gets nailed (pornhub.com)

Jesse James speared by a black rod (pornhub.com)

Taylor Rain loves getting her ass rammed (pornhub.com)

Gabriella Fox: Hard Candy 4(digitalplayground.com)

Amy Reid is smoking hot (pornhub.com)

Joanna Angel: XOXO Joanna Angel

Jesse Jane: Cheerleaders

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Previously: Top Ten Videos Archive

The World's Most Popular Pornstars (According To Fame Registry, At Least)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:00:00 EST

There are many media outlets that claim to tell you who the hottest or most popular pornstars in the world are—but most of those lists rely on reader polls or staff picks; not hard, indisputable science and statistics. Enter FameRegistry, a website that generates a monthly list of the world's most popular pornstars, using an algorithm that compiles data from a wide variety of sources (Google searches, MySpace friends, and Alexa ranking, to name a few) to scientifically determine who among all the world's pornstars is truly the greatest. It's no Extreme Pornstar Showdown, but we suppose it'll do. So who made this month's top ten? Check below, and see what science has to say about porn.

10. Taylor Rain

9. Sunny Leone

8. Belladonna

7. Brittney Skye

6. Eva Angelina

5. Mary Carey

4. Briana Banks

3. Jesse Jane

2. Jenna Haze

1. Tera Patrick

· Fame Registry (fameregistry.com)

More "Pirates" Press Means More Naked Stoya

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:30:00 EST

You may have thought that the arrival of cold weather might put a damper on the "Pirates II" press (pirates hate the cold weather, right?)—but that would have been foolish of you. Remember, the "Pirates" team is on a world tour... and in many places in the world, it's still very, very warm. Regardless, we can't complain too much about the neverending hype that is the "Pirates" franchise: after all, more "Pirates" marketing means more pictures of Jesse Jane and Stoya, naked and touching each other—like on the latest cover of Cheri. See? Everybody wins!

You're Not Freakish to Us, Katsuni

pweasels — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

Is it really fair to call Katsuni a Sexual Freak? Names can be so hurtful, especially for girls—the shame and isolation of feeling different is so hard on a young woman, that we question Digital Playground's motives in drawing attention to the unusualness of someone who already had to jettison an M.

We hope Katsuni knows that deep down, she is not the only Sexual Freak. Seriously, look around—Teagan is a Sexual Freak. Shay Jordan is a Sexual Freak, Sophia Santi is a Sexual Freak. Stoya, Audrey Bitoni, Lacie Heart—all Sexual Freaks. Wouldn’t it be nice if they could all get together and just feel normal? Can’t you imagine Digital Playground’s new line of films, starting with "Jesse Jane(TM): Well-Adjusted Secure Girl" (a celeste punt)?

· Digital Playground (www.DigitalPlayground.com)
· Buy "Sexual Freak 10 - Katsuni" (gamelink.com)

"Jesse Jane Heat" Really Brings It

DCypher — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:00:00 EST

One of the (many) respectable things about Digital Playground is that when they name a movie after one of their contract girls, the movie turns out to be precisely about that girl. We’re not going to name names or anything, but loyal readers may recall that certain porn companies don't always follow that protocol. So—at least in this respect—"Jesse Jane Heat" is a lot like "Zack & Miri Make A Porno," or "Planet of the Apes": the movie's title tells you exactly what the movie is about. After all the dirt pipe milkshaking that we’ve ingested over the years, that kind of directness is most definitely appreciated. Church!

That said, in addition to being about Jesse Jane, "Jesse Jane Heat" also lives up to the "Heat" part of its name with several blistering scenes that are sure to leave something or other chafed, scorched, or smoking by viewing's end. To put it bluntly, Jesse Jane is simply gorgeous; so immaculately put together that she seems more like a wet dream sprung to life than the down to earth girl next door who's quick to laugh at all your corny jokes. With an insatiable sexual appetite and the carefree demeanor of a sixties stewardess, she’s an enigmatic paradox... until she takes off her clothes and starts fucking. At that point, that little part of your brain that keeps your inner dialogue going just shuts off. We could watch her all day long. (Seriously, you have no idea how hard it was to cut this gallery.)

Rounding out the "heat" are ample servings of beauties like Madison Scott, Paris Maybe, and Kiki Vidis. Each worthy sidekick exemplifies the kind of white hot performances Jane can eagerly certify with her stamp of approval, making this, yet again, another exceptional offering from Team DP.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

"Jesse Jane Heat" releases next week from Digital Playground. All images are the exclusive property of Digital Playground Dot Com... so don’t even think about it.

"Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" Or, If You Believe the Hype, The Second Coming

Gram Ponante — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:30:33 EDT

Men coming on each other; Jesse Jane pulling a Belladonna on Belladonna; Wholesale Chinese and Armenian stereotypes; David Aaron Clark eating a turkey leg; Slavery; The delightful squishiness of Shay Jordan (not to be confused with this); About as many sex scenes as there were men on the Edmund Fitzgerald; And "The Biggest Adult Production In History."

Read our review of "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" after the gap.

Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge

Here's how much money went into "Pirates 2." When I opened the 4-disc box, three crisp hundred-dollar bills slid out. There was a code on Disc 1 that allowed me half off a 2008 Saturn Vue at the Porn Valley Galpins. There were free helicopter rides to the Van Nuys airport, and either Stoya or Riley Steele is contractually obligated to deliver your "Pirates 2" personally, wearing nothing but your family coat of arms or company logo bodypainted across her eager frame.

But I only speak from personal experience. Your mileage may vary.

A movie of excesses, "Pirates 2" is also an earnest attempt to be a family comedy – much like the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies were, except with rimjobs in it. There are portions of the script devoted to loyalty, believing in oneself, and sticking up for friends that would not be out of place on "Hannah Montana." That these elements appear discretely between scenes of guys coming on each other (just from a porn angle, "Pirates 2" is dirtier and riskier than your average mainstream adult movie) was an uncomfortable marriage of childish themes with very adult ones, as if Digital Playground were trying to let the Sarah Palin demographic know that fisting was "super."

The first joke told by anyone who writes about porn (and a joke he is under the mistaken impression of thinking he has invented) is the one about the sequels. It goes like this: "Whoriental Sex Academy 4 addresses the vital questions left unanswered by Whoriental Sex Academies 1 through 3."

"Pirates 2," on the other hand, really does pick up where its predecessor left off, cannily depending on familiarity with (and perhaps ownership of) 2005's "Pirates" to figure out who "Serena" was and why Captain Evan Stone and First Mate Jesse Jane are searching the Caribbean for her. (Just so you know, Serena is Janine Lindemulder's character from the original. She doesn't appear, Jo-rel or Ben Kenobi-like, in "Pirates 2," however).

An adventure that leads from Jamaica to the (Armenian owned and operated) slave markets to the high seas to the netherworld, where Katsuni's magical Blue Pearl reanimates Tommy Gunn's Stagnetti, "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" really is all over the place, and anyone who expects the story to make sense is, I guess, expecting too much. Ditto for the CGI. The pirate hunters' animated ship moves through animated water, leaving no shadow and displacing none of it. The massive worm slain by Belladonna is about as realistic as Jesse Jane's boobs.

But if the big effects are not even to the standards of late-night Sci Fi Channel fare, the sex and the scope of "Pirates 2" are far beyond what you expect and deserve as average porn consumers. You expect an awful porn script? Here you get one that actually expected something of the actors. You expect scenery chewing from the men? Evan Stone and Steven St. Croix ably comply. You want Jesse Jane and Belladonna to fuck the living daylights out of each other? Check.

Not only that, but the strenuous sex scenes we saw in the theatrical (yes, "Pirates 2," like its predecessor, debuted in a theatre) release are extended in the DVD set. So the thrill you got to see added footage of Minas Tirith when the "Return of the King" Extended Edition came out you can now feel when you see even more of Belladonna's colon.

But in other areas the sheer quantifiables of the movie are distractions. The Stagnetti of the title is, despite Tommy Gunn's performance, useless. He appears toward the end and, as it turns out, anticlimactically. Katsuni's incoherent black widow character was both evil and had boobs. Stagnetti wasn't necessary. The same goes for Sasha Grey. Sure it makes sense for Sasha Grey to be in the biggest porn movie of the year, but her presence and character are as tacked on as when everybody in class has to be in the school play, so suddenly Snow White has 40 dwarves.

And why was Shay Jordan not listed on the box? Her performance was wonderful. And why was Stoya only in a group scene? Both are criminal acts. Further inexplicability is achieved in non-speaking, non-fucking roles for Ange Venus and Adrianna Nicole ("I fell asleep on set," Nicole said.)

Regardless, we persevere. We remember that "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" is a porn movie – and an excellent porn movie - with all the usual limitations even if, as shouted from the boxcover, it is "The Biggest Adult Production in History." We still have four DVDs worth of delightful, turgid nudity.

Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Ali Joone
Cast: Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, Evan Stone, Jenna Haze, Katsuni, Steven St.Croix, Tommy Gunn, Belladonna, Stoya, Riley Steele, Ben English, James Deen, Sasha Grey, Gabriella Fox, David Aaron Clark, your mom, Shyla Stylez, Shawna Lenee, Abbey Brooks, Brianna Love, Brea Lynn, Rhylee Richards, Charles Dera, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Marco Banderas

Review by: Gram Ponante

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· Buy "Pirates 2" (gamelink.com)

Jesse Jane Has Got A Lotta (Sexy) Learning To Do

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:00:21 EDT

Jesse Jane may have lost the battle against Jenna Haze, but she's not taking it too hard. After all, she has much more important things on her mind: like training to be the slave of a beautiful blond dominatrix. Hey, if someone this gorgeous was offering to teach us to orgasm on command, well, a little reader poll would be the last thing on our minds, too.

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· Jesse Jane is a naughty pussy licking slave (full video @ pornhub.com)

The Showdown Continues: Jesse Jane Vs. Jenna Haze

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:00:00 EDT

Jesse and Jenna have a lot in common: they're both highly ranked among the (clearly definitive) list of the 100 hottest women in porn (numbers 3 and 4, respectively), they're both featured in "Pirates II" (although really, who isn't?), and they're both well known for keeping us up at night. But while both of these stars will enter the ring, only one can emerge victorious. So who will it be? Nasty talkin' anal queen Jenna? Or pirate queen (and Digital Playground contract star) Jesse Jane? Whichever choice you make, it's bound to be a good one. May the best pornstar win.

Jenna Haze
Jenna Haze anal princess, cumfaced slut (pornhub.com)

Jesse Jane
Busty cheerleader Jesse Jane fucked (pornhub.com)

Last Week's Winner: Ava Rose

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Previously: Extreme Pornstar Showdown Archive

"Pirates II" Premiere: An Arrr-Rated Affair Of The Ass

Gram Ponante — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:45:11 EDT

"Get on that carpet!" growled Max Hardcore to his jittery arm candy as a strolling Mexican family observed. "They need to see you!" The event was the "Pirates II" premiere at downtown L.A.'s jewel box Orpheum Theatre this weekend, and the adult industry was on notice that if they didn't attend they would be kicked out and banished to perform random blowjobs in Vancouver. Vancouver, Washington, no less. That is why Fleshbot West attended, and brought you the following report.

The biggest American adult industry event prior to January's AVN Expo, the "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" premiere attracted most of the movie's stars including Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Stoya, the sylphlike Riley Steele, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Steven St. Croix, and David Aaron Clark, seen here with Jandi Lin, whose process in his pivotal whore-negotiating scene involved eating two turkey legs.

"I was there for two days of shooting," he said.

The premiere marks the midpoint of "Pirates"-related marketing and publicity, coming more than three years after the debut of its predecessor's first press release and three years before the collected weight of all its publicity efforts will sink the Pacific Rim (which, considering the analingus involved in this movie, would have made a good subtitle).

The only porn stars to arrive dressed like pirates were the swashbuckling Nicki Hunter and Tommy Gunn, the Stagnetti of the title, who wore his evil glass eye.

"I wasn't in the movie much," he said. "But I'm hoping for a Supporting Actor nomination," Gunn said.

"But you were the title character," we observed. Hollywood is so unfair.

Former Digital Playground contract performer Teagan prowled the red carpet for XBiz which, like rival AVN, now features video interviews. If only Sophia Santi and Janine had been there, it would have been a "Pirates" reunion.

Other porn luminaries in attendance were publicity magnet Kayden Kross, Aiden Starr, Bobbi Starr (no relation), Ringo Starr (not actually there), Satine Phoenix, Jenna Haze, and Sasha Grey, who came dressed as Sasha Grey.

As usual, Ange Venus, who plays the inscrutable Katsuni's henchwoman in the movie, attracted most of the attention on the red carpet, wearing almost nothing but her hair. Katsuni by comparison dressed very elegantly. It was as if Venus was going to the MTV Awards and Katsuni to the Golden Globes.

This reporter spent so much time outside that he did not get in on the free bar in the lobby, but by then the movie was starting. The crowd cheered as the first popshot broke over Shay Jordan's prow. We'll give you a review of the movie, that may or may not include the blurb Belladonna is salad tosseriffic!, soon.

- Photos by DCypher

• "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" (official site @ piratesthemovie.com)
• Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
• Order: "Pirates II: Stagnett's Revenge" (Adult DVD Empire)

You Are Not Ready For "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge"

DCypher — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:10:48 EDT

As the massive, seemingly interminable countdown to the release of Digital Playground's "Pirates II" ticks down to its final minutes, Porn Valley is readying to don its melon body spray-scented finest for the movie's world premiere screening in Hollywood tomorrow night. In the meantime, we here at Fleshbot are sitting here in our underwear as usual getting ready to upload even more behind-the-scenes preview pics from what we're assured is "the most expensive adult movie of all time". We do, after all, want you to be sure you're getting your money's worth. (And we don't even have to get dressed to do it!)

By this point, of course, the original "Pirates" needs no introduction (unless you happen to be a curiously dismissive blog tipster): aside from being the best selling porn movie of all time, it's still selling like crazy and has even had the distinction of being edited down from its adult version and made available for rental at the formerly Mormon-owned Blockbuster, which means that even Mit Romney and his extended family have probably seen it.

While it has a tall order to follow, "Stagnetti’s Revenge" continues in its predecessor's fine tradition with an absolutely stellar cast including Digital Playground contract stars Stoya™, Riley Steele™, Jesse Jane™, Gabriella Fox™, and Shay Jordan™ along with the non-trademarked Katsuni, Sasha Gray, Belladonna, Rhylee Richards, Jenna Haze, Abbey Brookes, Brea Lynn, Brianna Love, Veronica Rayne, and Shyla Stylez. (Wow, just typing that cast list made our hands tired. Imagine how they'll feel once we get our screener copy!)

Director-slash-seafaring visionary Joone literally spared no expense for the sequel—as in, he actually built a fucking pirate ship from scratch for the production, hired mainstream fight choreographers and stunt coordinators, added over 600 special effects, and catered each shoot with Beluga caviar and gold leaf-encrusted foie gras sliders (OK, maybe that last part is just a rumor). Meanwhile, many of his pornic competitors have been busy trying to make ends meet by rereleasing compilations discs and cutting their feature budgets down to practically nothing. Take that, one-camera gonzo auteurs!

But will the final product live up to the hoopla? We'll just have to wait until the premiere to find out. Until then, enjoy the preview pics below while we find something clean to wear for tomorrow night.

• "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" (official site @ piratesthemovie.com)
• Order: "Pirates II" (Adult DVD Empire)

Behind The Scenes Of "Pirates II": More Hype!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:25:03 EDT

If there's one thing "Pirates II" needs, it's definitely more hype. Good thing XFanz has some exclusive behind the scenes footage, beause we really hadn't heard enough about how groundbreakingly phenomenonal and totally AWESUM!!1! this movie is going to be! (xfanz.com)

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• Order: "Pirates Ii: Stagnett's Revenge" (Adult DVD Empire)

"Pirates II" Trailer Hits Internet; Movie Still At Large

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:35:01 EDT

Remember that curiously skin-free teaser for "Pirates II"? Well, a mere year and a half after turning on the hype machine for what some believe is the most eagerly anticipated pirate-themed porn megaspectacular ever, Digital Playground has finally released a real trailer — and, unlike the aforementioned teaser, it doesn't totally suck! (Or at least gives you a better idea that this is a porn movie and not someone's AfterEffects experiment.) With practically everyone in the adult industry and their mother getting banged in this movie, there's bound to be at least one scene that'll turn your crank—and for that reason alone, we're sure "Pirates II" will prove to be worth the wait. (Well, that and seeing how those squillions of dollars that were sunk into its production were put to use.) Experience the magic after the jump.

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· 'Pirates II' Trailer Premieres Online (avn.com)
· Pirates II: X-Rated Trailer (piratesxxx.com)
· Pirates II: R-Rated Trailer (youtube.com)
• Order: "Pirates Ii: Stagnett's Revenge" (Adult DVD Empire)

Jesse Jane Is The Winner ... For Now

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:20:20 EDT

It seems that Jesse Jane has been training long and hard for our Extreme Pornstar Showdown competition — in fact, she recently placed first in a local tournament, and happily enjoyed the grand prize of a nice hard cock and some splooge on her tits. Given all the training she's done, there's a good chance she'll be similarly victorious against Jenna Haze in a few weeks... but of course, ultimately that's up to you, dear readers. Take a peek at Jesse's victory celebration and let us know how you think she'll fare in her upcoming battle.

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· Jesse Jane is the hottest hardcore slut around (pornhub.com)

"Pirates II": Destroy All Monsters!

Gram Ponante — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:10:44 EDT

A mere two years after releasing the teaser, Digital Playground has released the cover art for "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge", leading to widespread speculation that the actual movie might arrive by the Vancouver Winter Olympics in 2010. Featuring a family-friendly, nowhere-near nude septet tableau including Stoya, Katsuni, and Jesse Jane front and center, the cover also features a diverse cast representative of porn's vaunted crossover appeal, including Belinda Carlisle, The Grimace, and Godzilla.

· Digital Playground Releases Cover Art for "Pirates II" (digitalplayground.com)

It's Official: Jesse Jane Is "Sexy Hot"

DCypher — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:45:47 EDT

Despite her reclusive nature, Digital Playground's directrix-in-residence Celeste must surely be one of the hardest working women in the adult business: this week she's responsible for the release of "Jesse Jane: Sexy Hot" starring the titular pint-sized porn powerhouse along with a pre-impregnanted Eva Angelina, Audrey Bitoni, and Sarah Vandella. While it has everything you've come to expect from a DP production—good lighting, excellent camerawork, enthusiastic performances, and sets that make us think we really need to do something about all those milk crates that function as "decor" here at Fleshbot Central—we have to admit the title is kind of, well, obvious. Who really needs to be reminded that Jesse Jane is, in fact, sexy and hot? Next thing you know Celeste is going to release a DVD called "You WIll Masturbate To This". Where's the mystery, folks?

No matter, though: maybe that title was left deliberately generic so as you wouldn't be distracted from the sight of Jesse getting drilled harder than a stretch of Alaskan coastline. After all, it's been a long road for the former army brat who worked her way up the porn ladder to become one of the adult industry's biggest stars, and she deserves all the attention for her hard work that she can get. And to think that it all started for Jesse with serving hot wings at Hooters! Mmm, hot wings. (Somehow, though, we don’t think that's what inspired the title.)

Photos courtesy Digital Playground

• "Jesse Jane: Sexy Hot" (DVD info and trailer @ digitalplayground.com)
• Order: "Jesse Jane: Sexy Hot" (Adult DVD Empire)

Let Freedom Ring ... Cheerleader Style!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:30:11 EDT

To celebrate Independence Day, we wanted to showcase the most American porn clip we could find. And what's more American than cheerleaders? Especially cheerleaders who like to suck, fuck, and turn detention into a wild orgy. That sure sounds like freedom to us — and Shay Jordan can help us celebrate it any day of the week.

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· Students Wild Orgy in Classroom (megarotic.com)

"Contract Star": Everything Old Is Blu Again

Gram Ponante — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:20:20 EDT

Digital Playground's "Contract Star", a very smart and silly movie written by that company's long-time editor Joey Pulgadas, was the first porn movie I ever felt compelled to watch beginning to end. Made in 2004 and featuring the first girl/girl scene between Jesse Jane and Teagan Presley as well as an early appearance by Tommy Gunn, "Contract Star," just re-released in Blu-Ray, is a throwback to fun porn movies.

The plot involves warehouse workers Chuy and Julio (the pasty Eric Masterson and Evan Stone) seeking to augment their porn-packing incomes by finding their company a new contract star. Allong the way they meet Maruca (Jesse Jane) and La Sad Eyes (Teagan Presley).

An excellent example of a porn movie that is great because it doesn't take itself too seriously, "Contract Star" is worth christening your Playstation 3 with.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· Buy "Contract Star" (gamelink.com)

Erotica L.A. On 300 Threads Or Less

Gram Ponante — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:12:10 EDT

Foot massagers! Motörhead shirts! Wearable bongs! If these don't say "erotic" to you, you probably still need porn stars for stimulation.

All right. Erotica L.A. had those, too, in its three-day consumer fleshly bazaar at the L.A. Convention Center. But for those of us with more refined libidos, there was also a booth selling Egyptian cotton sheets. And if you need to ask how those are erotic, you've never jerked off to Lemmy Kilmister.

But discount travel agencies and car detailing booths weren't all Erotica L.A. had to offer; there were also dozens of porn stars either signing at stripped-down booths (by comparison with the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas in January) or roaming the aisles.

Those who say the porn business is dying need only have looked at the long lines stretching in front of a vaguely-military Belladonna to be assured that, no, only the DVD and massive booth-renting business is dying - porn is fine.

Capping Saturday's festivities was the third annual F.A.M.E. Awards, hosted by Jesse Jane and Randy Spears. The adorable Bree Olson won Best Rookie. Other people won other things, and we took their pictures, but we admit we didn't watch the ceremony. We were too busy trying to buy sheets.

· Erotica L.A. (erotica-la.com)

The 100 Hottest Women In Porn (According To Genesis, Anyway)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:50:46 EDT

Speaking of important developments this election year, another set of results have come in that are guaranteed to stir debate among a feverish electorate: Genesis magazine has released their tenth annual "Porn's Hot 100" list, and while we're pleased to see that more than a few of our most notable Crush Objects have made their way onto it (though we're not surprised—after all, having good taste in pornstars has long been one of the prime requirements for this job), we can't help but be aware that there are some readers out there who will be miffed that their favorite(s) didn't make the cut.

After the jump, our tribute to the deserving superstars who made it to Genesis' Top Ten ... and a space for you tell us who should be among them, but wasn't.

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10. Bree Olson

9. Gina Lynn

8. Eva Angelina

7. Hillary Scott

6. Sasha Grey

5. Belladonna

4. Jenna Haze

3. Jesse Jane

2. Tera Patrick

1. Stormy Daniels

· 2008 Porn's Hot 100 (genesisonline.com)

So, where did Genesis go wrong? Have your say in the comments below.

Not to pressure you or anything, but today ...

Jonnobot — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:05:07 EDT

Not to pressure you or anything, but today is the last day to vote for your favorite stars for this year's F.A.M.E. Awards—though if you have as hard a time deciding among that bevy of Fleshbot favorites for Favorite Female Starlet, all the time in the world wouldn't be enough to make up your mind. They're all winners as far as we're concerned, but you knew that already. (thefameawards.com)

Breaking: Jesse Jane Not Trying Hard Enough to Hide Her Nipples

Gram Ponante — Tue, 06 May 2008 21:10:06 EDT

Jesse Jane appears on the cover of July's Genesis magazine (A Publication For Gentlemen) with such a sorry pair of nipple distractors as to ultimately defeat the purpose of hiding them at all. Is the law so complacent that covering the nipples with something that attracts one's attention to the nipples is better than the nipples not being covered at all, or better yet, propped on my eyelids? Luckily her nipples appear unobscured inside.

Next time I see Jesse Jane, I am going to tastefully place a Dorito on her vulva and declare, "I CAN'T SEE IT."

· Genesis Magazine (genesismagazine.com)
· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)

2008 F.A.M.E. Nominations: Is It Any Wonder?

Gram Ponante — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:50:57 EDT

"I'm Anal Queen Jenna Haze," stated Jenna Haze the first time we met. "OMG YES YOU ARE!!!!1!!" we replied. Hence our lack of surprise that Haze has garnered the most nominations for the upcoming fan-based F.A.M.E. Awards, to be held as part of Erotica L.A. this June. Also high on the list were perennial favorites Belladonna, Tera Patrick, Stormy Daniels, Jesse Jane, Hillary Scott, and Bree Olson (but not, alas, Malabimba). Voting is open for devotees until June 6, and admission to the awards show is free to Erotica L.A. attendees.

· The F.A.M.E. Awards (thefameawards.com)
· Erotica LA 2008 (erotica-la.com)

Jesse Jane Dries Pennsylvania's Tears, Attracts Pennsylvania's Semen

Gram Ponante — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:10:38 EDT

While Pennsylvania citizens may gripe that yesterday was the last they'll see of Barack and Hillary until their vote is needed again, Jesse Jane will revisit the Keystone State (thus coined in 1802 as "the keystone of the democratic arch") to arch and grind for the residents of Allentown at the folksy Erv's Ladies' and Gentlemens' Club. "Maybe they've taken all the coal from the ground," Jane did not say, "but I'm only interested in the wood." (ervsgirls.com)

"Jack's Playground 37": Still Got It!

DCypher — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:40:23 EDT

It gives us pause to consider that Digital Playground's long-running "Jack's Playground" series is about as old as we are, at least in porn years; despite his advanced age, however, Jack is showing no signs of slowing down. Maybe the secret of his longevity has something to do with spending all that time with ever-youthful stars like Jesse Jane, Jelena Jensen, Valentina Vaughn, Kelsey Michaels, Roxy DeVille, and Sue Diamond? After all, the day we get tired of watching Jesse demonstrate her oral talents is the day we're ready for a trip to the morgue ourselves.

Call it a Robby D Joint or Experience or Excuse or Vision or Spectacle or Brouhaha or whatever; as long as Jack and/or Robbie keeps delivering the goods he can call it whatever he wants. See why all those young whippersnappers can learn a thing or two from "Jack's Playground 37" in our preview gallery below.

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· Order "Jack's Playground 37" (Adult DVD Empire)
· "Jack's Playground 37" Trailer (digitalplayground.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Exxxotica Miami: The Five-Minute Version

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:27:38 EDT

Anyone who is anyone was in Florida this past weekend for the Exxotica: Miami show. Except us! (Because we hate airplanes and the sun!) Fortunately, someone was there with a camera to document the whole shebang and compile everything that happened into this handy video. So thanks to Daily Tang for braving the crowds and saving us from having to eat convention hall hot dogs. Sure, we would have liked to been there to catch up with Jesse Jane and all the rest of the porny people in person, but some things just weren't meant to be. (Like that crazy teeth-whitening machine. That's just not right.)

· SCENES FROM EXXXOTICA MIAMI (dailytang.com)

Three months ago the folks at Switched.com ...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:35:46 EDT

Three months ago the folks at Switched.com made a video at the Adult Entertainment Expo where porn stars discussed their favorite gadgets; assuming you're still interested, you can read more details in this new series of print interviews. We're not sure why it took them so long to transcribe everything, but hey — it was worth the wait to find out more about Jesse Jane's special relationship with her iPhone. (switched.com)

Screw the Criterion Collection—what ...

Jonnobot — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:10:49 EDT

Screw the Criterion Collection—what you really need to impress your snobby cinephile friends is a complete assortment of the 30 hottest DVDs in Jesse Jane's career, and the folks at Rock Confidential want to make that happen. Because really, would you rather be holed up during a long rainy weekend with a copy of "Citizen Kane" or one of "Cheerleaders"? Thought so. (rockconfidential.com)

Stormy, Tera, And Jesse Descend On Miami

Gram Ponante — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:14:42 EDT

Jesse Jane, Tera Patrick, and Stormy Daniels will host the three-day fan convention Exxxotica: Miami this weekend, joining everyone from Ron Jeremy (of course) to Jenna Haze, Eva Angelina, Bree Olson, Kayden Kross, Joanna Angel, Nautica Thorn, Moxxie Maddron, Roxy DeVille, the saucy Lisa Sparxxx, Donna Doll, and Taylor Wane to romp at the "erotic event" that could only happen at the Miami Beach Convention Center. Speaking of erotic, "Girls Gone Wild" will be there, too (now that the tax deadline has passed).

More "Cheerleaders" From Digital Playground: Because Porn Archetypes Are That Way For A Reason

Jonnobot — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:50:55 EDT

Digital Playground's pompom-and-pussy epic "Cheerleaders" first entered our consciousness a mere 72 hours ago and we've been anxiously awaiting our screener copy to arrive here at the Fleshbot South compound ever since: not since Halle Berry starred as Catwoman have so many of our buttons been pushed in one place by anything we've seen flicker across our screens. Sure, a few of you are already looking forward to seeing which wholesome fetish the studio will enshrine next (and we have to admit that Jessie Jane and Stoya starring in "Assistant District Attorneys" sounds pretty appealing) ... but for now, all we have are a bunch of DP's contract girls and assorted guest stars fucking the hell out of each other in a locker room while wearing short short skirts and ankle socks. Can't ask for anything more, can we?

Check out our "Cheerleaders" preview gallery after the jump.

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Photos courtesy Digital Playground

· "Cheerleaders" (hardcore trailers @ digitalplayground.com)
· Order: "Cheerleaders" (Blu-Ray) (Adult DVD Empire)

S-T-O-Y-A: What's That Spell?

Gram Ponante — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:30:06 EDT

As we wait for the "Pirates" sequel, Digital Playground is slowly adding to its documentation of wholesome fetishes by releasing "Cheerleaders", featuring numerous of the company's past and present contract stars, as well as Memphis Monroe (formerly of Hustler) and freshly minted Fleshbot crush object Priya Rai. And when Digital Playground asked me who should be doing the split on the cover, I came through for you.

"Cheerleaders" will be available on Blu-Ray and snail-disc on April 4. We're hoping "Stewardesses" is next.

· "Cheerleaders" (hardcore trailers @ digitalplayground.com)
· Order: "Cheerleaders" (Blu-Ray) (Adult DVD Empire)

The Gabriella Fox™ Experience: Are You Ready?

Gram Ponante — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 21:06:28 EDT

Hey!™ It might be because newest Digital Playground contract lady Gabriella Fox™, like her immediate predecessor Riley Steele™, also looks like she was formed from the hip of Jesse Jane™, that we can't stop thinking of the blissfully public domain Stoya.

Still, we "look forward to working very closely with Gabriella and helping her to grow a prestigious career at Digital Playground. We welcome Gabriella Fox™ as our newest contract star and look forward to presenting her to our phenomenal fans."

· "DIGITAL PLAYGROUND SIGNS EXCLUSIVE DEAL WITH GABRIELLA FOX (TM)" (digitalplayground.com)

Jesse Jane Tells The Best Stories

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:28:58 EDT

We've been saving this clip for a rainy day, because frankly, it doesn't really have much to do with anything. It's not newsy, it's not topical, and there isn't even any actual porn in it. Yet, it's still pretty much the hottest thing you'll see (or hear) today. We simply sat pornstar supreme Jesse Jane in front of a camera and asked her to tell us a sexy story. Spoiler Alert! She delivered.

· DigitalPlayground (digitalplayground.com)
· Video by Nick McGlynn

"Pirates II" and Bella, Too

Gram Ponante — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:15:54 EST

"Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" is in production, and it will feature a crossover from Belladonna, which in porn terms is like Captain Kirk visiting "The Love Boat" and nailing Julie. In terms of sales, "Pirates" is the "Hotel California" of porn movies. Since we first saw a hasty trailer for the sequel in January 2007 and it hasn't actually started shooting until this month, we'll try to protect our readers' tender expectations as much as we can. But apparently Belladonna and Jesse Jane have a pas de deux and, according to Belladonna, "I have only two days left to learn to swordfight."

· Belladonna (enterbelladonna.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Falling In "Lust" With Jesse Jane All Over Again ... For The First Time

DCypher — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:27:41 EST

Despite her recent insistence that she regularly has to convince her neighbors that she is in fact an honest-to-Raptor Jebus Porn Star (don't ask us how she convinces them), Jesse Jane continues to be one of the most recognizable stars actively working in the adult business today. With mainstream magazine covers including FHM, Maxim, Front, and Arena to her credit; appearances on "Entourage", "Baywatch", Howard Stern, VH1, E!, MSNBC, and numerous music video; and her own show on Playboy and the lead in the best selling porn movie of all time, it's not surprising that people are starting to think of her as The Next Jenna.

Whether or not she'll be able to live up to the hype or cave under the rigorous demands of celebrity remains to be seen; what we do know right now is that her effervescent giggle and big, round eyes are the focus of directrix Celeste's newest opus, "Jesse Jane: Lust", which also stars (bestill our hearts) Jesse's new stablemate Stoya along with Bree Olsen, Nikki Benz, and Kimberly Cole.

Your guess is as good as ours as to whether or not it's an instant porno classic, but judging by these preview shots and that star-studded cast, it merits at least a close look. And if nothing else ... well at least it'll remind all those mainstream viewers why Jesse is famous in the first place, right?

·"Jesse Jane: Lust" (DVD info and trailer @ digitalplayground.com)
· Photos via Digital Playgroud
· Order: "Jesse Jane: Lust" (Adult DVD Empire)

Jesse Jane: And A Blonde Shall Lead Us

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:15:23 EST

After being told that we would receive an audience with none other than the great Miss Jesse Jane at the AVn Expo last week, we confessed that we were a little intimidated by the thought of meeting her for the first time. But others who had gone before us reassured us with tales of her welcoming Texas charm, which thankfully turned out to be true: she immediately put us at ease with a friendly smile, and then offered us plenty of advice on surviving Las Vegas. It might be too late for any other aspiring expo newbies to put her words of wisdom to good use, but you might want to bookmark this clip in case you're thinking about making the pilgrimage to the Sands Expo Center next year. For there will always be a next year.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· Video by Nick McGlynn

Postcards From Las Vegas, Day Two: Same Song, Second Verse

Jonnobot — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:36:49 EST

The second day of this year's AVN Expo was a lot like the first day, only more so: more girls, more crowds, more schwag, more noise, more boobs, more butts ... and of course, more photos of all of the above by Fleshbot guest photographer Jeff Koga, which you'll find after the jump. (Surely you didn't think we'd be showing you less stuff today, did you? We're just getting started, kids.)

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· Photos by Jeff Koga for Fleshbot

Postcards From Las Vegas: Requiem For Debbie

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:33:25 EST

We received a rather prescient warning this afternoon from none other than Jesse Jane herself: By the end of this weekend, she prophesied, we'll be so overwhelmed by the crush of fans and flashbulbs and the popping of oversized balloons that we'll just want nothing more than to hide out in our hotel room and drink. Perhaps at that moment we'll know the thoughts of this model, sitting on a mechanical bull for the majority of the day shift in order to promote a 30-year-old movie. Such is Las Vegas, and we've only just begun.

Closer, closer ...

Porn Valley Dispatch: XBiz' One Month Later Awards

Gram Ponante — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:29:53 EST

Like you, we love the glamo(u)r and pageantry of adult awards shows, those almost-monthly events that show our brightest lights at their best. That is why XBiz has announced the nominees for its awards show—to take place February 7 with hostess Jesse Jane—the very week of AVN's awards: so that no one will think, "What will I have to look forward to after Saturday?" XBiz' nominations include business categories as well as the standard Director, Performer, and Movie selections covered more ~~redundantly~~ voluminously by their cross-Porn Valley rival.

· XBiz Awards-Recognizing Excellence in Adult Entertainment (xbizawards.com)