Fleshbot: jennifer aniston

What Color Are Your Panties, Jennifer Aniston?

auryn — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Being on set is stressful, so stressful in fact that it's sometimes difficult to remember to keep your crotch covered. So thanks, Jennifer Anistion, for the sneak peek at your, uh, new movie.

· Via Jennifer Aniston Panty Upskirt on Taxidrivermovie.com (taxidrivermovie.com)

Jennifer Aniston's Nipples Are Yearning To Be Free

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:30:01 EDT

It seems Jennifer Aniston's nipples are tired of being hidden away while she hogs all the limelight—and they're determined to take a stand and demand more visibility. We're 100% behind their cause (anything we can do to help?)

· Jennifer Aniston (taxidrivermovie.com)

Jennifer Aniston Is Almost Naked

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:30:01 EST

We're so torn... on the one hand, Jennifer Aniston is naked. On the other hand, you can't see anything. Is there anyway we can photoshop in this photo and get a Jennifer Aniston nude?

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· Jennifer Aniston Nude in GQ Magazine (egotastic.com)

Jennifer Aniston Gets (Us) All Wet

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:00:00 EST

We're not normally ones to get excited about shots where you can supposedly see a girl's boobs through her shirt (sorry, "pokies" are not the same thing as actual nipples), but we'll make an exception for this wet t-shirt shot from Jennifer Aniston's 2009 calendar. Because, um, it's Jennifer Aniston. And you can totally see her boobs!

· Jennifer Aniston shows her wet T-shirt boobs in new 2009 calendar (metro.co.uk)

Hello Again, Jennifer Aniston's Bikini!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:55:40 EDT

It's been almost a year since the last time we gazed upon Jennifer Aniston's bikini-clad bod, and seeing it again is like being reunited with an old, dear friend. Jennifer, we simply must stay in better touch! Let us know the next time you head off to Cabo, okay? We'll be sure to hop on the next plane down to join you (or at least keep a close watch for more photos of you in bikinis.).

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There are plenty of photos in this gallery...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:15:29 EST

There are plenty of photos in this gallery of Jennifer Aniston showing off her boobs and ass in tiny swimsuits, but we're more interested in why she's putting her feet in Courteney Cox's face. Has the definition of "friends" been changed again? (egotastic.com)

This just in: Jennifer Aniston is obsessed...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:09:50 EDT

This just in: Jennifer Aniston is obsessed with her pubic hair, making her just one of many, many people who is obsessed with Jennifer Aniston's pubic hair. (digitalspy.co.uk)

Jennifer Aniston is becoming a good friend...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:50:00 EDT

Jennifer Aniston is becoming a good friend to bikini lovers everywhere—including, for some reason, Orlando Bloom. Then again, could you blame him for wanting to get to know her a little better? (egotastic.com)

Jennifer Aniston's surfin' safari continues....

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:47:03 EDT

Jennifer Aniston's surfin' safari continues. She does have excellent, um ... balance. (hollywoodtuna.com)

Jennifer Aniston's breasts have apparently...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:35:18 EDT

Jennifer Aniston's breasts have apparently invented some kind of new surfboard kayaking sport. Those things just get more amazing every year. (wwtdd.com)

Wet Spots: Monica And Rachel Are Still Just Good Friends

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:45:45 EDT

· Jessica Biel will take off her clothes for a movie if it's integral to the plot. Fortunately, her bra plays a very important role in her next film. (tunaflix.com + egotastic.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· You've got to hand it to a guy who not only exposes himself publicly, but also makes sure to have just the right lighting to show off his junk. (upi.com)

· When the headline reads "Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident," you can probably figure out the rest of the story on your own. (metro.co.uk)

· An Australian man came home to find out that not only had he been robbed, the burglars had sex in his bed. If only they'd remembered to steal the sheets, it would have been the perfect crime. (upi.com)

· Don't forget that the big .XXX vote is tomorrow! It's like the feeling you get on Christmas Eve, only ... the exact opposite of that. (theage.com.au)

· Oh right, about that headline: Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston finally fulfileld every "Friends" slash porn fan's dream and kissed on TV! Woohoo! Wait ... that's it? (YouTube, via Defamer)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Celebrity NippleWatch™: Jennifer Aniston Gets On With Her Life

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:28:45 EST

We didn't catch "The Break-Up" when it hit theaters last year, because even though the film promised an extended look at Jennifer Aniston's bare ass, we were still too upset about her real life split from Brad Pitt to do anything other than cry into our back issues of People magazine. (Plus, we don't do chick flicks.) Now it turns out that we made the right call, since the producers were holding out on us anyway. We don't know what kind of boob (sorry) shoots footage of Jennifer Aniston topless and then leaves the best stuff on the cutting room floor, but that person should not be allowed to make movies ever again. Fortunately, someone (a thoughtful janitor, we assume) saved these deleted scenes and was kind enough to ~~leak~~ ~~sell~~ share them with the general public, so that Jen's pert nipples would not be lost to the dustbin of history. There are rumors of even more footage—and lawsuits —to come, but we'll just take this 1 3/4 boob shot and call it even.

· Jennifer Aniston Nude in "The Break Up" @ Egotastic + Drunken Stepfather + Toxic Magazine

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™ Archives, Fake "Friends" Porn, Jennifer Aniston Morphs