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The Wrath Of The Cuckold: "Diary Of Beloved Wife: Saucepot"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

When American men learn that they've been made cuckold, they're likely to cope with the shame by furiously masturbating. Japanese men, on the other hand, prefer instead to forcefully fuck their wives in public bathrooms. Aren't cultural differences fascinating?

· "Diary Of Beloved Wife: Saucepot" (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

Those Were The Days: "Teen Japan 5"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:30:01 EST

It figures that if anyone could invent a time machine, it would be these Japanese teens, captured in the full bloom of their barely-legalness in a more innocent time (2005). Stay tuned for "Early Twenty-something Japan" in 2013.

Makoto! Miho! Nana! Narumi! Yes, these women probably blushed and simpered when they first donned white underpants and doffed their kimonos for the pornographer's camera, happy only that no tentacles or eels were involved.

Miho and Narumi, in particular, give off a particular late afternoon glow, and we wonder what they are up to now, four years later. What do you know at 22 that you didn't at 18, Narumi? We ask.

While we might look at "Insatiable" today and know that Marilyn Chambers was 20 when she shot it, "Teen Japan 5" came out this week and contains images of women who were last teens when Junichirō Koizumi was Prime Minister! It's freaky.

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
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Oh, Japan, You And Your Phallic Imagery

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

While the rest of us are playing Deal Or No Deal, the Japanese have bikini girls attack cylinders of ice with lips, tongues, and boobs. How come our TV never has imitation tit-fucking?

Just give it, like, 38 seconds, and you'll see what we mean.

·Ice and Sexy (front.co.uk)

By The Grace Of The Japanese, We Finally See Lady Gaga's Boobs In Full

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

We thought we'd seen some pretty cool Lady Gaga nude shots. Then we saw what she shot for Vogue Japan. The Japanese don't even know how good they have it (well, aside from the mosaiced pubes thing).

Yes, those are Lady Gaga's boobs—nipples and all—bound with a lovely bit of rope (this is Japan, after all). Do you think Vogue Japan might lend the photos to American Vogue, you know, the way lad mags trade photo sets across international borders? Yeah, probably not...but we'll be putting that on our Christmas wish list anyway. (Dear Ms. Wintour...)

· Lady Gaga (egotastic.com)

Sexy Japanese Movie Watch: Sola Aoi In "Erotic Ghost: Siren"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Eagle-eyed readers will remember Japanese AV idol Sola Aoi (aka Sora Aoi, or Aoi Sola if you're nasty) from a handful of Gratuitous Nude Photos. In addition to modeling for naked photos, she also gets naked in movies...like this one!

From what we've been told, "Erotic Ghost: Siren" is some sort of low budget "Reservoir Dogs." Only instead of Mr. Pink, we've got... Sola's pink. And a good deal of sex scenes—were there sex scenes in "Reservoir Dogs"?—one of which we've clipped here.

Be careful, though...we hear that Sola is deadly sexy.

· "Shin yôjo densetsu: seirên" (imdb.com)
·: "Erotic Ghost: Siren" (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

Maria Ozawa Goes Mainstream (But Stays Naked) In "Jue Ming Pai Dui"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Like many of her American counterparts, AV Crush Object Maria Ozawa has broadened her horizons, adding some mainstream titles to her largely adult film resume. Above, a clip from "Jue Ming Pai Dui."

Though it's impossible to tell from this clip (or any of the others that we've seen, for that matter), "Jue Ming Pai Dui"—or "Invitation Only," if you prefer—is apparently a horror/thriller film. Thankfully, the director was kind enough to let Ms. Ozawa show off some of her sensual charms before subjecting her to whatever nasty fate the film has in store.

· "Jue Ming Pai Dui" (imdb.com)
· Maria Ozawa in "Jue Ming Pai Dui" (imdb.com)

Nice Chest

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:15:00 EDT

Konatsu Aozora (japanav18.com, via jheat.com)

Pregnant Japanese Women Celebrate Their Sexiness...With Naked Photos

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:00:00 EDT

There are many aspects of Japanese culture that remain a mystery to us (that whole tentacle thing, for one). But the current trend that's sweeping the nation is one we can definitely support: pregnant women posing for nude portraits.

What's got mothers-to-be taking their clothes off for the camera? The trend is most popular among older women having their first child, who see the photos as a way to commemorate a once in a lifetime experience—but it also helps that J-pop star hitomi published a naked pregnant photo of herself along with her last album.

We can only hope that this trend moves beyond Japan and all around the world. Hey, what can we say? We think pregnant ladies are hot!

· Japanese women celebrate pregnancy with maternity nudes (news.yahoo.com)
· More pictures of Hitomi pregnant (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Dive Right In

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:15:00 EDT

Minami Aikawa (idols69.net, via jheat.com)

You Want A Piece Of Me?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:45:00 EDT

Ryo Akanishi (japanav18.com, via jheat.com)

Creamy, Delicious Boobs...Full Of Pudding

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:30:01 EDT

There's nothing quite as fulfilling as bringing an adorable girl back to your room, brushing your fingers across her bra-clad chest, and pulling back her bra to reveal two round, perky, delicious mounds of...pudding (caramel sauce included).

Hey, a girl needs something to serve with her F Cup Cookies, right?

· Niigata Bust Pudding from Japan (yuhmm.com)

The Secret Lives Of AV Idols

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

What does an AV idol like Rio (aka Tina Yuzuki) do when she's not starring in classic films like "Rio is a Squirting Young Wife" and "Let's Have Sex at School"? Why, she auditions for roles in videogames!

Specifically, the role of hostess in Yakuza. We admit, we're not that familiar with the franchise, but if Rio does make it into the game (she's currently one of sixteen finalists), we'll be sure to pick up a copy. If these photos are any indication, she definitely knows how to make a player like us feel totally comfortable.

· Porn Actress In The Running For New Yakuza Game (kotaku.com)

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Ah, The Beauty Found In Nature

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:15:00 EDT

Yua Aida (juicyjav.com, via jheat.com)

The Battle Of The Japanese Megaboobs: Harada Ourei

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Another day, another massively endowed Asian beauty claiming to have the biggest breasts in all of Japan. How do you think Harada Ourei stacks up? Is she competition for Hitomi Tanaka or Fuko? Or are her claims just wishful thinking?

Photo via Yuhmm (yuhmm.com)
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Photo via Yuhmm (yuhmm.com)

Where We'd Like To Be At The End Of The Day

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:15:00 EDT

Haruka Itoh (yes-movies.com, via jheat.com)

Porn Without Borders: "Fresh Off The Boat 2"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

For me, "fresh off the boat" conjures images of Wu Tang Clan disembarking the Staten Island Ferry. That is why the eager, sullen, exotically shaved lovelies of this movie appeal to my mail order bride fantasies.

And "fantasy" is the right word, because none of "Fresh Off The Boat 2" was filmed in the United States. Furthermore, there is some evidence to suggest that these prostitutes and/or AV Girls from Japan, Thailand, Colombia, and Brazil have never set a stilettoed heel on a boat.

Grams, you might say, does this mean that producers of this event are lying, that we don't get to sample the naive immigrant experience?

No, Grasshopper. It means that these postmodernist auteurs have turned the FOtB paradign on its head.

So it is you, the viewer, that is himself (let's face it, your girlfriend shouldn't know) fresh off the boat (2) in this situation, padding through unfamiliar terrain in search of women who have never heard of Tera Patrick (or Biohazard), don't know Chatsworth's zip code, and couldn't care less who was at the FAME Awards.

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy "Fresh Off the Boat 2" (gamelink.com)

Capture The Flag, Japanese-Style

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Oh, to be Japanese...to live in a world where grown men fight to grab flags from the nipples of nubile young women clad only in their bikini bottoms...a world where competitions of these sort are apparently found on TV (as far as we can tell, anyway).

Who wants to chip in for our plane ticket? For a mere four thousand dollars, we can hop a plane tonight and be there in just two days.

· Nipple Flag Challenge! (buzzfeed.com)

Hitomi Tanaka Is Oiled Up And Ready For Action

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 28 May 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Why, hello again, Hitomi Tanaka. You're looking as busty as ever. And you even thought to get all oiled up for us! Really, you shouldn't have. (We're just kidding. You absolutely should have.)

Hitomi Tanaka Hardcore Screenshots (boobieblog.com)
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Japanese Lad Mag Watch: Flash Magazine

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 12 May 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Okay, we're not 100% sure that Flash is actually a Japanese lad mag, but we're pretty sure. (It's either that or Japanese porno mag, and we don't see any tentacle rape.)

Regardless, though, we'd like to learn more about this wonderful source of scantily clad Asian babes—and yes, we tried Google, but somehow "flash magazine" just doesn't turn up the plethora of Japanese girls we were looking for. (It does, however, turn up this, which is not at all what we wanted.)

So, uh, anyone have any info for us? Or want to buy us a subscription for our birthday? Cause that would totally rock.

· Flash magazine Japanese nude and sexy babes (more @ sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Cinco De Meow! "Teen Japan 2"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 06 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

The rising sun pouring through that Tokyo hotel room may be on the other side of the world from our beloved Mexico but—ay de mi!—her legs are wide open.

The women in this volume are adorable. Not puppy adorable or even Totoro adorable but "I'm going to be smiling all the way through this" adorable. Filmed in natural light as often as possible, "Teen Japan 2" feels like a vacation where the beds aren't made but the service is friendly.

Five scenes of businesslike, pants-off whimsy are provided in this movie and, even if one of the women reminds me unsettlingly of Scout in "To Kill a Mockingbird," well, all I'm saying is that Boo Radley did in fact come out.

So, Fleshbot readers, from Mexico to Japan to the Depression-era American South; don't say we never take you anywhere.

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy "Teen Japan 2" (gamelink.com)