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The Battle Of The Japanese Megaboobs: Harada Ourei
Another day, another massively endowed Asian beauty claiming to have the biggest breasts in all of Japan. How do you think Harada Ourei stacks up? Is she competition for Hitomi Tanaka or Fuko? Or are her claims just wishful thinking? More » -
immigrant song
Porn Without Borders: "Fresh Off The Boat 2"
For me, "fresh off the boat" conjures images of Wu Tang Clan disembarking the Staten Island Ferry. That is why the eager, sullen, exotically shaved lovelies of this movie appeal to my mail order bride fantasies. More » -
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Capture The Flag, Japanese-Style
Oh, to be Japanese...to live in a world where grown men fight to grab flags from the nipples of nubile young women clad only in their bikini bottoms...a world where competitions of these sort are apparently found on TV (as far as we can tell, anyway). More » -
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Hitomi Tanaka Is Oiled Up And Ready For Action
Why, hello again, Hitomi Tanaka. You're looking as busty as ever. And you even thought to get all oiled up for us! Really, you shouldn't have. (We're just kidding. You absolutely should have.) More » -
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Japanese Lad Mag Watch: Flash Magazine
Okay, we're not 100% sure that Flash is actually a Japanese lad mag, but we're pretty sure. (It's either that or Japanese porno mag, and we don't see any tentacle rape.) More » -
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Cinco De Meow! "Teen Japan 2"
The rising sun pouring through that Tokyo hotel room may be on the other side of the world from our beloved Mexico but—ay de mi!—her legs are wide open. More » -
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Look At Me, Damn You: "I'm Camera Shy 3"
In a world where even the President of the United States allows his picture to be taken, what do we make of Japanese women who are demure and who giggle self-consciously when they blow us?
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today in bitches
Japanese Bitches: This Time They're Human
Godzilla. Mothra. Sadako from "Ringu." The Land of the Rising Sun is famous for its bitches. But until now they've either been radioactive or dead. More » -
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International House Of Porn Tapes: Top Ten Amateur Videos From Around The World
Last year, we took a tour of some of the hottest amateur porn the internet has to offer. The internet being the everchanging organism that it is, we figured it was time for an update. More » -
mainstream crossover watch
Yojiro Takita: From The "Molester's Train" To The Academy
Yojiro Takita just won the Oscar for Best Foreign Film—but he got his start as a filmmaker in Japan's adult industry. Perhaps next year we'll see Sasha Grey as Best Actress? (variety.com, thumbnail) -
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"Teen Japan": More Than Just Drifting And Giggling
Silly anjin-san. You think Japan is just about tentacles, girls in short skirts with their knees touching, and color-coordinated motorcycle outfits. But there's more. (In fact, you can't get their knees to touch at all.) More » -
flesh flicks
Maria Ozawa, How We've Missed You
It's been awhile since we last featured Crush Object Maria Ozawa in video form... and for that, we are truly sorry. Can you forgive us for being so lax in our duties? More » -
japanese porn watch
Is That A Vibrator In Your Vagina, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Finally, someone's made a porn we've been dreaming about—and of course, they're Japanese. In this harrowing epic, girls get hooked up to nipple clamps and vibes, only to find that they're controlled... remotely! More » -
the future
You Hear That Ringing? It's Your Boob Job Calling.
Looking to augment your breasts without any scary surgery? Put away the F Cup cookies and pick up your cellphone: a Japanese scientist has developed a ringtone that allegedly enlarges breasts. More » -
pornstars
Fuko: Competition For Hitomi Tanaka?
One improbably big breasted, Japanese gravure idol was already a blessing from the heavens, but two of them? We're speechless. Well, almost speechless: can anyone figure out how to get these two to perform together? More » -
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Nothing Satisfies A Hungry Tummy Like A Bowl Full Of Babes
If we understand this ad right, it's trying to tell us that noodles that are fat and swollen—like sumo wrestlers—are gross, while noodles that are lithe and thin—like babes—are delicious. More » -
pornstars
We Can't Escape Hitomi Tanaka (Or Her Awesome Breasts)
What's that line about how once you first discover something, then suddenly it seems to be everywhere? Well, that's how we feel about Hitomi Tanaka, who—once again—has appeared in some hardcore clips. More » -
gadgets
USB Boob Warmer: An Answer To A Problem You Didn't Know You Had
As the cold weather continues to terrorize us, ladies may find themselves with a slight chill in the bosom. How's a girl to prevent her boobs from turning into boobsicles? With a USB boob warmer! More » -
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Found! Hitomi Tanaka Goes Hardcore... And Topless
The search for hardcore videos of AV model Hitomi Tanaka continues... and we're happy to report that we've found a video in which she not only has sex... she also takes her top off. More » -
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Boobjobs Are So 2008.
Now that we know that the ideal breast size is 34C, Japan has just in time come up with an amazingly easy solution for those less well-rounded. More » -
porn scene investigation
Found! Hitomi Tanaka Goes Hardcore
Yesterday we told you that we were going to be on the hunt for some of Hitomi Tanaka's hardcore work—silly us, we should have known that you, the people, would be us to the chase. More » -
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MMA Fighter Mired In Sex Tape Scandal
Sex tapes! They're not just for Americans (or Australians... or Brits...) anymore! It seems Hayato "Mach" Sakurai, a Japanese MMA fighter, has done made himself some sex tapes... with multiple ladies! More » -
cougars!
Aging Gracefully: "Japanese Cougars Gone Wild"
If you're like me, you think all Japanese women are about 19 years old and perpetually attending some mountain boarding school. That is why "Japanese Cougars Gone Wild" was a voyage of discovery for me. -
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Naked Activism: Not Just For PETA Anymore
You don't have to a be a member of PETA to shed your clothes for a good cause—but really loving the animals doesn't hurt, either. We're not sure why boobs go so well with preventing cruelty to our furry little friends, but Vanessa Carbone's topless whaling protest has certainly won us over to her side. In one way, at least. (More pix after the jump.) More » -
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"I'm Camera Shy," But Here's My Vagina Anyway
Like the expression "cold hands; warm heart," perhaps being described as "camera shy" betrays an aggressiveness in other areas. At least that's what producers of this Japanese curiosity want you to think. Meek and reserved porn newcomers tentatively step out of their clothes to take their places among the international cock-gobbling sisterhood, as if to say that behind every demure librarian or boba bar cashier is someone who will have sex for money. Subversive! -
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World's Oldest Pornstar Tells All
We've been hearing about Japan's sexiest grandfather, Shigeo Tokuda, for many, many months now—and we almost thought we were at the point where we didn't care what this elderly pornstar was doing, or who he was fucking, or, for that matter, how old he was. But then Vice Magazine went and interviewed him and (more to the point) rounded up a collection of stills from his movies. And—what do you know!—suddenly our interest was renewed. Turns out he is a fascinating fellow with manybeautiful costarsimportant insights. (viceland.com) -
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This Week In Japanese Nunsploitation
If you've ever wondered where Japan's love of bizarre sexual ritual comes from, you can rest assured that this is not a recent development. Yes, flogging, hot tub bondage, and filthy horny nuns are time-honored themes in Japanese cinema—at least according to the selection of classic DVDs available at Japan Shock. These old rape-revenge fantasies, samurai-mob murders, and S&M sex romps are proof that erotically violent entertainment is nothing new, both here and abroad. Heck, even Genki-Genki is old hat to the "Shoguns of Joy Torture." You just can't beat Japanese sex horror dubbed into German voices. More » -
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Porn Theatre Arson In Osaka
Sad news from Japan: An arsonist set fire to Osaka's Cats Adult Video Theater early Wednesday morning, killing 15 people. (Apparently, such theaters are popular overnight resting spots for young people and for businessmen who miss their trains.) Police have arrested a 46-year-old man who admitted to setting the blaze—by which he intended to kill himself, telling police that he was "tired of living". Which is never a reaction we've had watching porn, no matter how bad it's been. (w/video @ NHK.or.jp, via AVN) -
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Vice Makes Sex More Interesting Than It Really Is
If you were an alien being who landed on Earth and somehow ended up learning everything about human sexual behavior from the clips currently on view as part of VBS.tv's Sex Week programming, you might beam back to your home planet with the impression that earthlings only got their kicks from boinking other species like eels and donkeys, plastic dolls, and occasionally each other—but only in hot tubs or during giant rave orgies in resorts on the Black Sea. Then again, those same aliens might have gotten the same impressions from tuning into Fleshbot over the years. And either way, it's a lot better than learning about the way sex works from "Gossip Girl" broadcasts. Those aliens would really think we were hopeless. More » -
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And speaking of wronged sheep, we finally have something to thank PETA for besides all those many naked pictures they've provided us with over the years: they've introduced us to Aya Sugimoto, a Japanese model/actress/singer/dancer/erotic novelist. Actually. "naked erotic novelist" would have been enough to win us over to their side. But all the other stuff is a pretty nice bonus. (blog.peta.org) -
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Just Another Day At The Office: "The Spirit Of Capitalism"
By Rich McLean: Not all erotic manga is created equally. Sometimes the focus is on taboo feelings, like we saw last week with Taro Shinonome's "Swing Out Sisters". Other times the focus is on straight-up eroticism, like with this week's title, "The Spirit of Capitalism". So let's get right into the weird and wild world of office ladies whose sole purpose is to pleasure their professional colleagues, shall we? It might take place in a business environment, but I don't see how these people manage to do any work ... More » -
the ass
It's back to school time in Japan, and you know what that means: time to head back to class and resume your studies about all those advanced ass lubing techniques you began last semester. If all our lab demonstrations were like this when we were in school, we wouldn't have felt so bad about summer ending every year. (pornhost.com, via Your Dirty Mind) -
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All In The Family: Taro Shinonome's "Swing Out Sisters"
By Rich McLean: Incest fantasies aren't easy to tackle in porn. In just about every porn video that's attempted to address the subject, you're acutely aware that you're watching actors, that the bed they're banging on is just a part of the set that they're on, and that whatever brother/sister roles the actors might be playing are inherently fake. But when you move into comics, it all becomes real. You're no longer dealing with actors or sets – the manga (Japanese comic) becomes its own contained universe, where these people, their feelings, and the situations become real. This is why I love hentai, what we've come to know as Japanese “cartoon porn.” More » -
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Some days you feel like the internet has let you down ... and then you find a gallery of two cute Japanese girls playing in the street while wearing bikinis and bunny ears. That's when you feel silly for ever doubting the internet and you know everything is going to be okay. (hypebeast.com) -
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Nippon Vagina Grappling: Getting Physical With "Hardcore Workout"
If Murray Head said that Siam was gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness, where does that leave Japan? Well, you might say that the Chocoball is in Japan's court: wrestler Chocoball Mukai, that is! If Richard Chamberlain was "Shogun"'s anjin-san, then the comely Japanese gym rats Mukai pillows can only be Olivia Newton John-jin-san. More sake, please. More » -
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Robotic Sex Chair Lets The Fucking Come To You
Do you like to have sex, but don't like all that pesky thrusting? Do you desperately want to fuck, but don't really want to exert any effort whatsoever? Once again, science has your back! (And your butt and a lot of other parts.) This Japanese (what else?) contraption takes all the hard work out of sex by using motorized cushions and seat backs to mimic all the movement of a normal sex rom while you lie back and enjoy the ride. If you're injured, out of energy, or just plain lazy, this is the perfect solution to getting off without breaking a sweat. Of course, you'll have the install damn thing in your bedroom, but you can probably pay someone to do that. Check out the demonstration video after the jump. More » -
oops
Japanese police launched a full-scale murder investigation after the gruesome discovery of body bound, gagged and wrapped in plastic ... that was actually just a life-size sex doll. Man, those CSI guys are good! (guardian.co.uk) -
third grade humor
Not content with LOLcats—or LOLporn, for that matter—the folks at "I Can Has Cheezburger" have launched a funny Engrish site and what do you know ... pretty much all Japanese-to-English translations end up sounding hilariously filthy. Yes, that sign is offering cunt examinations. And yes, we are easily amused. (engrishfunny.com)




















































