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We love our tipsters (yes, every single one of you) and all they do for us. But sometimes a few of them create more questions than they answer. Take this email we received this week, for example, which consisted of little more than a bunch of naked pictures of an insanely hot Japanese babe we couldn't recognize and a link to a website that's written in Italian. How those two countries came together in this instance we'll never know, because those were the only scant clues we had to go on. We don't even know this model's name. But maybe you do? Our Japanese A/V babe skills are a little rusty, but surely someone out there can identify this woman and provide us with the information we so desperately crave. And you'll be forever in our debt if you do. (Which isn't worth much in this economy, but what are you going to do?)
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Fleshbot PSI: Who's That "Modellismo Giapponesina"?
We love our tipsters (yes, every single one of you) and all they do for us. But sometimes a few of them create more questions than they answer. Take this email we received this week, for example, which consisted of little more than a bunch of naked pictures of an insanely hot Japanese babe we couldn't recognize and a link to a website that's written in Italian. How those two countries came together in this instance we'll never know, because those were the only scant clues we had to go on. We don't even know this model's name. But maybe you do? Our Japanese A/V babe skills are a little rusty, but surely someone out there can identify this woman and provide us with the information we so desperately crave. And you'll be forever in our debt if you do. (Which isn't worth much in this economy, but what are you going to do?)
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You might not know who Shigeo Tokuda is yet, but you will ... because everybody loves Shigeo! He's the 73-year-old man who happens the hottest elderly pornstar in Japan, which is like totally adorable. Or at least the U.S. media seems to think so, since he's been featured in glowing tributes on CNN, in addition to his mention in Time magazine, two outlets that aren't exactly known for celebrating anything porn-related (or even mildly sexual, for that matter.) But when it comes to the wacky Japanese and their crazy old people fetish, it's the feel good story of the year! But we still have some questions ...
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Meet Shigeo Tokuda: Japan's 73-Year-Old Pornstar Is America's Newest Media Darling
You might not know who Shigeo Tokuda is yet, but you will ... because everybody loves Shigeo! He's the 73-year-old man who happens the hottest elderly pornstar in Japan, which is like totally adorable. Or at least the U.S. media seems to think so, since he's been featured in glowing tributes on CNN, in addition to his mention in Time magazine, two outlets that aren't exactly known for celebrating anything porn-related (or even mildly sexual, for that matter.) But when it comes to the wacky Japanese and their crazy old people fetish, it's the feel good story of the year! But we still have some questions ...
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Looks like the venerable tradition of Japanese tentacle porn isn't just confined to dirty manga or the occasional video clip anymore—you can now enjoy all that hot slithery action on your Nintendo DS screen too! We're still holding out for someone to create a Wii version using motion sensors and a balance board for that extra added touch of realism, however. Just think of all the calories you'd burn off trying to escape from your virtual octopod paramour's evil clutches ... (kotaku.com)
We know Christmas is still a ways away, and we know that someone else asked Santa for it first ... but how could we resist putting this megaboobed Japanese tentacle sex action figurine ensemble (sorry, we mean "love play unit" on our wish list too? We guess we could ask for it for our birthday instead. But 'Bots like us don't have birthdays. (frequentlyfelt.blogspot.com)
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Have you been doing your Kegel exercises regularly? We've noted before that it's sometimes difficult to fit them into your busy schedule, so maybe all you need is a little inspiration. Like this gal, for instance, whose PC muscles are so strong she can actually write calligraphy with them. Keep at your exercises, and one day this could be you! (Trust us: having this skill definitely comes in handy on those days when you need to write some checks while calling your mom and reading your email at the same time. Who needs a third hand when you have a vagina?)
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Pussy Calligraphy Proves The Benefits Of Regular Kegel Exercises
Have you been doing your Kegel exercises regularly? We've noted before that it's sometimes difficult to fit them into your busy schedule, so maybe all you need is a little inspiration. Like this gal, for instance, whose PC muscles are so strong she can actually write calligraphy with them. Keep at your exercises, and one day this could be you! (Trust us: having this skill definitely comes in handy on those days when you need to write some checks while calling your mom and reading your email at the same time. Who needs a third hand when you have a vagina?)
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Hot XXX Japanese Manicure Action!
As if you needed more proof of the Japanese genius for sexualizing the most unlikely of situations, watch in thrilled confusion as workers in the world's sexiest nail salon give their male clients a kind of buff and topcoat that we never saw on the menu at that $20 mani/pedi place down the street we treat ourselves to on our lunch break sometimes. So what if it's a personal care treatment that mysteriously leaves their junk all pixelated? Just be glad this wasn't taking place in a hair salon—we'd hate to see what their cut and blow out looked like. (video @ pornhost.com, via Your Dirty Mind
It seems the Japanese aren't just into really kinky things like extreme tentacle porn and noseplay hentai — they're also into watching old people do it too! We're eagerly awaiting that next issue of "Extremely Legal" to arrive—let's just hope our copy makes it through customs. (time.com)
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Here's a philosophical question for you: If you hire two naughty maids to clean your apartment, it may cost you double—but they should be able to come to your apartment in frilly, too-small outfits, pretend to do some dusting and then get naked in only half the time. So the cost should be the same either way, right? On the other hand, if you decide to have a threeway with them, that's two women you have to satisfy and double the disappointment if you fail. Yet, you're only one person, so where's the extra reward for that extra risk? Oh, right ... you get to have a threeway with sexy twin maids! Now that we think about it, you should probably double the tip, too.
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Flesh Flicks: Double Duty
Here's a philosophical question for you: If you hire two naughty maids to clean your apartment, it may cost you double—but they should be able to come to your apartment in frilly, too-small outfits, pretend to do some dusting and then get naked in only half the time. So the cost should be the same either way, right? On the other hand, if you decide to have a threeway with them, that's two women you have to satisfy and double the disappointment if you fail. Yet, you're only one person, so where's the extra reward for that extra risk? Oh, right ... you get to have a threeway with sexy twin maids! Now that we think about it, you should probably double the tip, too.
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Beyond Detention: New Methods In School Discipline
When we were in school, the most punishment a teacher could mete out was a detention ... or if we were really bad, a suspension. Even a literal slap on the wrist was out of the question. But it seems that some schools have different views on keeping their student bodies in line, as evidenced by this video. We have a sneaking suspicion that dealing with infractions using these sorts of methods might actually encourage misbehavior, and we'd be interested to ask this teacher whether they're successful. Too bad that blurred face makes it a little hard to figure out who he is. Still, if we pay close enough attention we're sure we can learn something ... More »
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· Japanese Geisha Lessons in How To "Talk Dirty" (cottonandsand.com)
· More "English Lessons" (YouTube)
How To Talk Like A Dirty Geisha
The art of the geisha is a tricky one indeed: it's not enough to simply please a man by performing whatever service he asks of you, you must also anticipate his desires before he even knows what they are. And you must be prepared for every possible situation, including telling some guy how awesome his cunt lapping skills are in a strange foreign language. There might be even more helpful advice in these instructional language clips allegedly tailored for geishas who cater to stupid American businessmen—but like most of life, it really only takes a few choice phrases to get through any situation.· Japanese Geisha Lessons in How To "Talk Dirty" (cottonandsand.com)
· More "English Lessons" (YouTube)
Here's a gallery of random photos of Miwa Oshiro, if for no other reason than you need a little more Japanese A/V stars in your diet. They help create healthy bones! (Sorry.) (gorillamask.net)
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Japanese Ecto Porn Makes Us All Sticky
Since we've seen Japanese porn babes getting busy over the years with everything from cephalopods to tiny little men to ... er, more invertebrates, we're not surprised to learn that there are still things out there that we haven't seen them fetishizing (hey, it's a big world). It's hard to determine, however, exactly what it is being fetishized in this line of DVDs by Japanese production company Opera, which are sort of like your standard wet and messy fetish videos except the stuff is clear and stickier; our friends at Thighs Wide Shut decided to call it "ecto porn", and that's good enough for us.
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Your Dirty Japanese Manga Primer
Navigating the world of Japanese culture can be tricky, even if you do know how to speak the language. By our calculation the island nation produced roughly 97 billion individual manga title last year and even a few them somehow managed to not fantasy rape or androgynous penis fiends. Toronto's Eye Weekly has an interview with a comic shop owner who will hold your hand and walk you through a bit of background and history on the smutty comic book market. Don't be scared; there's something for everyone.
· "Drawn dirty" (eyeweekly.com)
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Those crazy young folks and their cellphones—they just won't put them down for anything! Kids today can't live without the newfangled mobile technology that allows them to stay connected to their BFFs no matter where they are or what they're up to. They'd probably even "text" in the shower if those things were waterproof! (Which they might be! We don't even know because we're so old and square!) As you'll see in this clip this particular girl hangs up on no one, since her phone can perform pretty much every function one could ever need to survive. There is one burning question left unanswered though: Does she have threeway calling?
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Flesh Flicks: Call Waiting
Those crazy young folks and their cellphones—they just won't put them down for anything! Kids today can't live without the newfangled mobile technology that allows them to stay connected to their BFFs no matter where they are or what they're up to. They'd probably even "text" in the shower if those things were waterproof! (Which they might be! We don't even know because we're so old and square!) As you'll see in this clip this particular girl hangs up on no one, since her phone can perform pretty much every function one could ever need to survive. There is one burning question left unanswered though: Does she have threeway calling?
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You might want to bring a scorecard to watch this video, because you could have some trouble keeping track of where everyone is. There's a lot of arms and legs and other body parts being intertwined, and we lost the plot more than once while trying to fit the puzzle pieces together in our head. If you can manage not to distract yourself with other "pressing matters," you should be able to straighten it out on your own, though. After all, we're fairly certain that it's just two couples sharing a bed and each other, but we swear we saw a few extra feet in there at one point.
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Flesh Flicks: Stay With The Group
You might want to bring a scorecard to watch this video, because you could have some trouble keeping track of where everyone is. There's a lot of arms and legs and other body parts being intertwined, and we lost the plot more than once while trying to fit the puzzle pieces together in our head. If you can manage not to distract yourself with other "pressing matters," you should be able to straighten it out on your own, though. After all, we're fairly certain that it's just two couples sharing a bed and each other, but we swear we saw a few extra feet in there at one point.
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The say that grocery stores are great locations for single people to meet. Food is a great conversation piece—and occasional aphrodisiac—that easily segues into a dinner invitation, so what better place to break the ice than the frozen food department? Of course, budding young couples usually wait until after they leave the store to consummate their relationship—but you know these kids today are always in such a hurry! The good news is that the post-coitus dessert is literally with your grasp.
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Flesh Flicks: Paper Or Plastic?
The say that grocery stores are great locations for single people to meet. Food is a great conversation piece—and occasional aphrodisiac—that easily segues into a dinner invitation, so what better place to break the ice than the frozen food department? Of course, budding young couples usually wait until after they leave the store to consummate their relationship—but you know these kids today are always in such a hurry! The good news is that the post-coitus dessert is literally with your grasp.
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For the first time ever, Japanese police shut down a "panty flashing cafe"—yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. That's what they get for not opening a regular strip club, like everyone else does. (mdn.mainichi.jp, via candycrash.com)
