Fleshbot: italy

MeiselPic: Like TwitPic, But With Boobs (Also Imaginary)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:30:01 EST

In a recent edition of Italian Vogue, photographer Steven Meisel reenvisions TwitPic as MeiselPic, an online photo service where models run wild. The biggest difference between TwitPic and Meiselpic (aside from all the models)? MeiselPic allows nudity.

We can only hope that in a future iteration, MeiselPic opens its doors to a wider range of participants...like maybe a few pornstars? The models are nice and all...but we have a feeling that Faye Reagan and Joanna Angel could give them a run for their money in terms of interesting MeiselPic posts.

· Vogue Italia December 2009 | Steven Meisel Revamps Twitter (fashiongonerogue.com)

Due Altri Calendari Per 2010!

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

You might be tired of seeing calendars, but these are different! They're Italian.

We realize you have quite a few choices when it comes to calendars. It's important to make the right choice when it comes to whose boobs you'll use to count the days. Our good friends at Area Ticino always seem to supply the good stuff (not that we're playing favorites).

WAG Watch: Alessia Merz

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Alessia Merz isn't just a super hot Italian WAG—she's also a super hot Italian actress, a super hot Italian model, and a super hot Italian showgirl. Does this girl have a diverse portfolio or what?

Alessia Merz (nsfwpoa.com)
Alessia Merz (nsfwpoa.com)
Alessia Merz (nsfwpoa.com)
Alessia Merz (nsfwpoa.com)

RetroNudity: Edwige Fenech In "Ubalda, All Naked And Warm"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Is there any film title more accurate than "Ubalda, All Naked and Warm"? Not only is it Edwige Fenech's state during most of the film—it's also the feeling we get when she goes for a (topless!) run.

Yes, those beautiful, bouncing boobs sure do a number on us...if only modern day movies would devote this much screen time to such a moving event. Really, it would only strengthen the films. Any film. (Can you imagine how much better "No Country For Old Men" would have been with something like this?)

· "Ubalda, All Naked And Warm" (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

Maria Grazia Cucinotta Never Fails To Impress

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Italian actress Maria Grazia Cucinotta has a very impressive name...and even more impressive cleavage. Viva Italia! (taxidrivermovie.com)

Carla Velli Shows Us What She's Made Of

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Carla Velli has been referred to as the Scarlett Johansson of Italy. Of course, the one big difference is that, unlike ScarJo, Carla Velli actually takes off her top in public. (Then again, she's the ScarJo of Italy, not Iran.)

Carla Velli (taxidrivermovie.com)
Carla Velli (taxidrivermovie.com)
Carla Velli (taxidrivermovie.com)
Carla Velli (taxidrivermovie.com)
Carla Velli (taxidrivermovie.com)

"Il Caso Dell'infedele Klara": Il Caso De Movie Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Did you think the Americans were the only ones who could pad a movie's "plot" with a ton of gratuitous sex and nudity? You, my friend, misjudged the Italians. Observe: the hotness of "Il caso dell'infedele Klara." Delicious.

· "Il caso dell'infedele Klara" (celebcap.net)
· "Il caso dell'infedele Klara" (imdb.com)

Lydia Hearst Is Still Topless

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 08 May 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Topless revolutionary Lydia Hearst is still topless—and she's taken her ~~boobs~~ protest from an obscure fashion magazine to big fancy GQ. Well, GQ Italy (you'd think American GQ would show us boobs?)

· Lydia Hearst Goes Topless In Classy European Fashion (Gawker)
· Photos via Egotastic (egotastic.com)

Mischa Barton Would Like Your Attention

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 10:30:00 EST

First we saw Mischa Barton's panties... and now she's taken her top off for, of all things, an Italian tech magazine. We don't really know what's going on—but we're pretty sure we like it.

· Mischa Barton Jack Magazine 2009 (icelebpics.com)

Italian College Students Demand More Sex

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:00:00 EST

Normally, we couldn't care less about college students protesting for things—but that's because they're usually protesting about boring things, like tuition increases, not exciting things, like being able to have sex whenever they want.

If only more student groups were like Italy's Unione Universitari, whose campaign argued for more student housing (and, by extension, more student sex). Now why can't American college students fight for things like that? Or at least have more posters with gratuitous nudity?

· Sex sells as far right wins Uni election (austriantimes.at, via buzzfeed.com)

Keyla Espinoza Leaves Us Speechless

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:00:00 EST

There are some things that simply need no explanation. Pictures of Keyla Espinoza posing topless happen to be one of them.

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· Keyla Espinoza Topless For Fox 12/08 (dailypoa.com)

We slept through most of our high school...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:00:00 EDT

We slept through most of our high school Italian class, so we can't really understand what model Martina Colombari is saying in her Max interview. Thankfully, her pictures tell us pretty much everything we need to know. (dailypoa.com)

Heard this one? An Italian man walks into...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:30:08 EDT

Heard this one? An Italian man walks into his bedroom and finds his wife in bed with the local bishop! OK, so it's not a joke. We bet the pope is totally kicking himself for not taking Belladonna's advice. (telegraph.co.uk, thumbnail from angelicpornstars.net via Ask Jolene)

Topless Model Turned Politican Is Anti-Sex Work

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:45:00 EDT

Italian minister for equal opportunity Mara Cafagna may once have worked as a topless model, but that doesn't mean she believes that all sex work is okay. Cafagna has come under fire from prostitutes' rights groups for condemning women who "sell their bodies" and backing legislation that criminalizes street prostitution and introduces fines for both sex workers and their clients. All that aside: Italy gets Mara Cafagna, Milly D'Abbraccio, and Cicciolina and we get Sarah Palin? What gives? (marieclaire.co.uk)

While Australia continues to reel over the...

Jonnobot — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:20:36 EDT

While Australia continues to reel over the sight of one national icon's nipples, some Italians are up in arms about Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's decision to cover one up. And people think we make a big deal over bare boobs around here? (reuters.com)

2009 Nude Calendars Are Like Christmas In July

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:50:11 EDT

Hey kids, it's almost August ... and you know what that means! Time start thinking about the hot nude calendars you're going to be hanging on your bedroom wall in 2009! Naturally, we turn to the European calendar fanatics at Areaticino who have already everything you need to know about this "Luci's Angels" 12-month spread, even though it's in Italian and makes no sense to us (though you shouldn't have any problem whatsoever understanding the hotness of models Lisa Dalla Via and Marianne Puglia). So what if it's six months early? If this is what we have to look forward to next year, January can't come soon enough.

· LUCI's ANGELS calendario 2009 di Lucignolo (Areaticino)

Brazilian supermodel Ana Beatriz Barros...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:21:56 EDT

Brazilian supermodel Ana Beatriz Barros gets around. She and her nipple made it all the way to Italy for an appearance on the cover of GQ. We guess that's what makes a model super. (dailypoa.com)

Flesh Flicks: Double Dunce

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:55:49 EDT

Italian women have a certain brand of sexuality that you don't really find anywhere else in the world. You can find beautiful women all over the globe, but dark-haired beauties like Angelica Bella have a special way of capturing a man's attention and holding them rapt with just a smile or nod. Even climbing a step ladder in the right way can be a thrilling and tantalizing act when done by a woman with a true grasp of the art of seduction. Oh, and one other thing ... what the fuck is up with the hats? Seriously, that's just weird.

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· "Angelica Bella" (RedTube)

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Melita Toniolo brings back so many warm...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:29:18 EDT

Melita Toniolo brings back so many warm memories of Italy ... and we've never even been to Europe! (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Flying High With "The Beast In Space"

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:30:47 EDT

Earlier this week we teased you with highlights from the 1980 Italian sci-fi epic "The Beast In Space"—and if you're still engorged with anticipation, we've got a more in-depth look at this classic "Star Wars"-inspired fairytale. So grab a glass of Uranus milk (hee, hee) and take a trip to the stars, where stylish vests and angry robots await ...

The film stars Sirpa Lane—who played the Beauty to the original French "Beast" that "inspired" this one—and Vassilli Karis as a Lando Calrissian-esque space rogue with a knack for bar fights and bedding hot women. The two hook up one night after he beats up a rival suitor and once the steamy deed is done, she recounts her recurring nightmare of being attacked in the woods by a bearded dude with a snazzy embroidered vest. This is what is called "foreshadowing."

Soon after, Capt. Larry Madison (yes, that's his futuristic space name) realizes that the man he beat up the night before was in possession of a rare metal called Antalium, which is used by the military for its neutron weapons and that said metal came from the mysterious uncharted planet Lorigon. Quickly, the new loverbirds are off to the races to conquer the planet and secure all this precious material for the their ownselves. Yay, imperialism!

It should be said that for a low-budget futuristic adventure pic, this film is much better than it has any right to be. The story actually honors a lot of standard sci-fi conventions and shows a shocking amount of scientific literacy. Terms like "gyroscopic stabilizers" get thrown around (correctly!) and the script actually knows the proper ratio of oxygen needed in the atmosphere to sustain human life. To a true nerd, such details are impressive. If it had even half the budget of a LucasFilm production (instead of what we are guessing was about 1/1000th), this could have been a respectable mainstream picture.

Minus the stock footage of horses fucking, of course. Seriously, why does every 1970s Eurotrash flick have a scene where humans get turned on by catching two horses doing it?. It's such a cliche of the genre—even if it is on another planet.

Once on Longion, they quickly discover that it is ruled by a sadistic robot that hordes all the Antalium for itself and pays the planet back by keeping its citizens in a THX-like mind control haze. The good news is that no one ages and there's lots of free food ... so why not just start humping? That's exactly what happens for the next 35 minutes or so as various pairings roll around in the grass making sweet, sweet love—until Lane realizes she's paired off with ... beaded vest guy! And he's got more than just beads hiding underneath his robes! It's the Beast ... in space!

We don't want to spoil all the fun for you, but you can imagine where this is headed. Groovy mind trips, bestiality and ~~lightsaber~~ glowing plastic sword battles ensue. If you're buying this flick just for the sex scenes, you'll probably be disappointed. There aren't enough of them and they're too far apart for this movie to be considered a true raunchy romp, but if you like your "so bad, it's good" movie nights to have a little extra spice, it is a fun ride.

Soon to be re-released by Severin Films, the DVD will be available in two versions, an NC-17 level grope fest (full-frontal softcore only) and an "uncut" XXX-version, although it seems pretty clear that the brief hardcore action was inserted after the fact using replacement actors and extreme closeups. (Although, the Beast himself certainly benefits from a little extra endowment and there is a deleted scene of his Beast-like climax.) If only George Lucas had been inspired by "Deep Throat," instead of the other way around, just imagine the movie we could have had.

· Buy: "The Beast in Space": XXX Version or Unrated Version (severin-films.com)