Due Altri Calendari Per 2010!

You might be tired of seeing calendars, but these are different! They're Italian. More »

WAG Watch: Alessia Merz

Alessia Merz isn't just a super hot Italian WAG—she's also a super hot Italian actress, a super hot Italian model, and a super hot Italian showgirl. Does this girl have a diverse portfolio or what? More »

RetroNudity: Edwige Fenech In "Ubalda, All Naked And Warm"

Is there any film title more accurate than "Ubalda, All Naked and Warm"? Not only is it Edwige Fenech's state during most of the film—it's also the feeling we get when she goes for a (topless!) run. More »

Maria Grazia Cucinotta Never Fails To Impress

Italian actress Maria Grazia Cucinotta has a very impressive name...and even more impressive cleavage. Viva Italia! (taxidrivermovie.com)

Carla Velli Shows Us What She's Made Of

Carla Velli has been referred to as the Scarlett Johansson of Italy. Of course, the one big difference is that, unlike ScarJo, Carla Velli actually takes off her top in public. (Then again, she's the ScarJo of Italy, not Iran.) More »

"Il Caso Dell'infedele Klara": Il Caso De Movie Boobs

Did you think the Americans were the only ones who could pad a movie's "plot" with a ton of gratuitous sex and nudity? You, my friend, misjudged the Italians. Observe: the hotness of "Il caso dell'infedele Klara." Delicious. More »

Lydia Hearst Is Still Topless

Topless revolutionary Lydia Hearst is still topless—and she's taken her boobs protest from an obscure fashion magazine to big fancy GQ. Well, GQ Italy (you'd think American GQ would show us boobs?) More »

Mischa Barton Would Like Your Attention

First we saw Mischa Barton's panties... and now she's taken her top off for, of all things, an Italian tech magazine. We don't really know what's going on—but we're pretty sure we like it. More »

Italian College Students Demand More Sex

Normally, we couldn't care less about college students protesting for things—but that's because they're usually protesting about boring things, like tuition increases, not exciting things, like being able to have sex whenever they want. More »

Keyla Espinoza Leaves Us Speechless

There are some things that simply need no explanation. Pictures of Keyla Espinoza posing topless happen to be one of them. More »

We slept through most of our high school Italian class, so we can't really understand what model Martina Colombari is saying in her Max interview. Thankfully, her pictures tell us pretty much everything we need to know. (dailypoa.com)

Heard this one? An Italian man walks into his bedroom and finds his wife in bed with the local bishop! OK, so it's not a joke. We bet the pope is totally kicking himself for not taking Belladonna's advice. (telegraph.co.uk, thumbnail from angelicpornstars.net via Ask Jolene)

Topless Model Turned Politican Is Anti-Sex Work

Italian minister for equal opportunity Mara Cafagna may once have worked as a topless model, but that doesn't mean she believes that all sex work is okay. Cafagna has come under fire from prostitutes' rights groups for condemning women who "sell their bodies" and backing legislation that criminalizes street prostitution and introduces fines for both sex workers and their clients. All that aside: Italy gets Mara Cafagna, Milly D'Abbraccio, and Cicciolina and we get Sarah Palin? What gives? (marieclaire.co.uk)

While Australia continues to reel over the sight of one national icon's nipples, some Italians are up in arms about Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's decision to cover one up. And people think we make a big deal over bare boobs around here? (reuters.com)

2009 Nude Calendars Are Like Christmas In July

Hey kids, it's almost August ... and you know what that means! Time start thinking about the hot nude calendars you're going to be hanging on your bedroom wall in 2009! Naturally, we turn to the European calendar fanatics at Areaticino who have already everything you need to know about this "Luci's Angels" 12-month spread, even though it's in Italian and makes no sense to us (though you shouldn't have any problem whatsoever understanding the hotness of models Lisa Dalla Via and Marianne Puglia). So what if it's six months early? If this is what we have to look forward to next year, January can't come soon enough. More »

Brazilian supermodel Ana Beatriz Barros gets around. She and her nipple made it all the way to Italy for an appearance on the cover of GQ. We guess that's what makes a model super. (dailypoa.com)

Flesh Flicks: Double Dunce

Italian women have a certain brand of sexuality that you don't really find anywhere else in the world. You can find beautiful women all over the globe, but dark-haired beauties like Angelica Bella have a special way of capturing a man's attention and holding them rapt with just a smile or nod. Even climbing a step ladder in the right way can be a thrilling and tantalizing act when done by a woman with a true grasp of the art of seduction. Oh, and one other thing ... what the fuck is up with the hats? Seriously, that's just weird. More »

Melita Toniolo brings back so many warm memories of Italy ... and we've never even been to Europe! (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Have you met sexy Italian babe Rosaria Cannavò? We haven't either, but if you do run into her and could pass along our email address, that would be great. (areaticino.com)

Milly D'Abbraccio For President Whatever It Is She's Running For!

Following in the footsteps of such illustrious political trailblazers as La Cicciolina and Mary Carey, Italian porn star Milly D'Abbraccio is looking to make a transition from pinup calendars to politics by entering the race for a seat in Rome's City Hall. Despite the fact that we're unfamiliar with her oeuvre, that's already enough to make us love Ms. D'Abbraccio. But if you're not as easily impressed as we are, here are few more reasons to vote D'Abbraccio this ... uh, whenever Italians vote: More »

We'd never heard of her before seeing her in this photospread from this month's Italian edition of GQ, but honestly ... how could we not get excited about a hot Italian actress called Violante Placido? It's almost as though her name is trying to tell us something, though we can't quite figure out what it is. (cameltap.com)

Meet Silvia Shon: Because It's Never Too Late For Naked Babe Calendars

What's the statute of limitations on selling a sexy calendar once you've already entered the year for which the calendars was meant to be used? We are almost, but not quite yet into March, so we suppose we can let this last one slide, especially since the statute of limitations on hiring a hot babe to dress up like videogame vixen Lara Croft will apparently never run out. As far as we can tell, Italian babe Silvia Shon was never officially linked to the game makers who actually own the Tomb Raider character, and they probably wouldn't have signed off on these sexy topless photos of her "in character". But honestly — who's going to tell her to stop? Chicks who are armed and hot don't have to care about silly things like what day it is. More »

The G-Spot Is Real! Or Is It?

Italian scientists—who really don't get enough credit for the brave work they do—using a lot of nerdy things like urethrovaginal ultrasounds and biochemical markers have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the mythical Gräfenberg spot, birthplace of mindblowing female pleasure and soul-crushing male frustration, does in fact exist! Hurrah! Except ... maybe they didn't really prove anything. More »

Hello there, Sara Ceccarelli. Seeing you is almost enough to make us get out bed on a Monday morning. Almost. We are still bloggers, after all. (dailypoa.com)

Forget Hollywood writers—our favorite strike of the moment is the nude artist's models in Rome (where nude modeling was invented!) who are demanding better pay, reasonable hours, and less drafty rooms to sit naked in while hungover students paint pictures of them. (timesonline.co.uk)

A new sex tape scandal is rocking the world of international, um ... swimming? Those folks are half-naked and wet all the time anyway, but hey, a sex tape is a sex tape. (news.com.au, more @ smh.com.au, chauffeurdebuzz.com, canali.libero.it

The famous Cofani Funebri "sexy babes on coffins" calendar is back for 2008, proving once again that you should never let a little thing like death keep you from having a good time. (cofanifunebri.com, see also Copyranter)

(Italian) Calendar Watch 2008

Maybe we go a little overboard with the sexy babe calendars each year, but can you blame us? It's become such a popular medium for delivering high-quality photos (and we hope a lucrative outlet for the models) that just about any girl who can sit still for 12 consecutive pictures will put one out. Fortunately, our obsession appears to be outweighed ever so slightly by the country of Italy. More »

With the addition of hottie Reda Lapaite's entry the Italian wing of our 2008 babe calendar shrine is nearly complete. Rome wasn't built with just 12 months of naked pictures, you know. (dailypoa.com)

Calendar Watch 2008: Debora Salvalaggio Makes Us Hungry For Italian

Our according to our latest estimates, 32% of the world's females will putting out their own sexy calendar in the next few months. We welcome this flooding of the market because it ensures that we will never forget that 2008 is a leap year and because it helps us discover obscure, yet incredibly hot European babes that we might otherwise miss. More »

Valentina Lives! (And She's Coming To Your Bedroom)

Legendary Italian fumetti artist Guido Crepax might have passed away a few years ago, but his sexy superheroine Valentina lives on in the hearts (and other parts) of erotic comic fans everywhere ... as well as in their bedrooms, assuming they have the money to shell out for these hot pieces of bedroom furniture designed by Giuseppe Canevese for Italian design company Ennezero a few years ago and currently available at New York City's Moss and other fine outlets. Let's just hope they're splatterproof—we try to be careful about these things when it comes to our home furnishings, but at five thousand bucks a pop we don't want to take any chances. (Unless they're planning on coming out with matching latex slipcovers too.) More »

Despite the item description, we're not entirely sure exactly what you'll receive should you happen to be the high bidder for this "Used Panties Of The Moustache Woman" auction currently up at eBay.it. We do know, however, that it's a rare chance to indulge two fetishes at the same time, so whatever you end up paying will be worth twice as much as what you paid for it. (indienudes.com)

We're pretty sure this particular movie didn't make it to that list of sex scenes we posted about earlier—but then, any list of the greatest sex scenes in film that doesn't include anything with the divine Monica Bellucci may not be worth taking seriously in the first place. (Just ignore the fact that she's making love to an underage boy, OK? It's supposed to be an art film, fer crissakes.) (metacafe.com - thanks Steve)

In Search Of Sara Tommasi

Like a lot of red-blooded Americans, we became somewhat enamored of Italian superbabe Sara Tommasi after stumbling upon her 2007 calendar photos last winter. (By the way, in our world it will forever be March.) At the time, we knew nothing about this buxom brunette, but our curiosity hasn't waned and we've been keeping our eye open for any clues that might float our way. Now that she's starting to make a name for herself outside of Italy—and getting hunted by paparazzi within it—her story is starting to come into focus. More »

Italian glamourpuss Carolina Marconi looks more sexy with her clothes on than most gals do with their clothes off. Which, considering how much we like gals with no clothes on around here, is a pretty mean feat. (gorillamask.net; more @ carolinamarconi.com)

The Sexy World Of Matt Artcore: Meet Cristal Pornostar

Matt Artcore (aka Matt Hardcore, aka Matteo Resinanti) is an Italian artist, videographer, and bon vivant (or whatever the corresponding term is in Italian) who wears many hats: on his sprawling assortment of websites you'll find video clips chronicling his trips around the world as well as assorted hardcore surprises. But we're most interested in his creation Cristal Pornostar, whose adventures he's been illustrating via a series of very sexy comics for nearly a decade now. (Be careful, though, if you decide to explore Matt's online universe in greater depth: in addition to a bunch of broken links and paysite signup pages you also might come across some photos you might not want to, er, step in. Good thing "shock" means the same thing in Italian as it does in English, so you'll be able to prepare yourself.) More »

"Boris Mikhailov is considered one of the most significant contemporary photographers ... His working method is conceptual and social-documentary. His photographs are regarded as historical documents, means of creating works of art, self-portraits, and political comments." Oh, and did we mention his work also happens to feature naked boobs? That's the kind of conceptual art everyone can be enthusiastic about. (artboobs.blogspot.com)

Morning Wood: Won't Someone Please Think Of The Cheerleaders?

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