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Isabella Rossellini's "Green Porno" Returns

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:00:00 EDT

"Green Porno," the Sundance Channel web series featuring Isabella Rossellini acting out the sex lives of various animals, is back for its third season. Ever wonder how your favorite fish do it? Wonder no more.

Isabella's got the squid, the anchovy, the shrimp, and the elephant seal covered. Dinner at Red Lobster will never be the same again.

· Green Porno (sundancechannel.com)

Name That Shlong—And Win A Prize!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Sure, as a connoisseur of adult film, you've seen a lot of penises: but how well do you know penises from other parts of the animal kingdom? In partnership with the Sundance Channel, we're giving you a chance to show ofr your P.Q.—and win a prize, too.

The picture to the left shows Isabella Rossellini (of "Green Porno" fame) amongst a variety of animal penii. Can you identify the highlighted one? Leave your guess in the comments—and if you pick right, you'll get the chance to win a prize from Sundance.

So what are you waiting for? Get guessing! (And if you need a little help... this gallery should give you some clues.)

· Name That Schlong (sundancechannel.com)

Isabella Rossellini Takes "Green Porno" Under The Sea

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Last year, Isabella Rossellini taught us about the birds and the bees—or at least the bees—in her bug porn spectacular, "Green Porno." From fireflys to spiders to snails, no insect sex life was left unexamined.

But Isabella's interested in more than just bugs—that's why season two of "Green Porno" leaves the land and goes under the sea, taking peek at the mating habits of all sorts of ocean life. Get a sneak peak in the teaser video below, and be sure to check out the series on Sundance Channel's website when it launches April 1.

· "Green Porno" (sundancechannel.com)

Isabella Rossellini's Hot Sexy Bug Porn

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:51:34 EST

Furries get a lot of grief for their unusual habits, but who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to a big cuddly bear or a cute bunny rabbit? They're very huggable. But a creepy crawly spider or a slimy snail? That might cause the heebie-jeebies for most, but not legendary hottie Isabella Rossellini. She's starring in a series of short films, premiering at the Sundance and Berlin Film Fesitvals, where she dresses up like various bugs and then humps the bejezzus out of cartoonish papercraft lovers. (Sound familiar?) Oh, and she always plays the male.

It's supposed to be educational or something—even if bug nerds say she's wrong about the whole praying mantis eating her lover's head off legend—but we're really just interested in watching a hot older woman mate with giant insects. We haven't found the full clips online yet, but look below for a preview and hear what it is about translucent wings and hairy legs that turns Isabella on so much.

· INTERVIEW: GREEN PORNO (full length) (sundancechannel.com)
· Isabella Rossellini Does Bug Porn (twitchfilm.net; also spotted @ Tiny Nibbles + Boing Boing)
· Green Porno: part 2 (membracid.wordpress.com)

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