· It's not a Mary Carey birthday party until a pornstar (aka Jessica Jaymes) pulls her tits out. Tell us again why she isn't the governor? (drunkenstepfather.com)

· If we're reading this correctly—and we're pretty sure that we're not—Mitt Romney has made a fortune selling hardcore pornography to bored business travelers. Somehow he's not a governor anymore either? (huffingtonpost.com)

· The girls from a Utah escort service were actually thinking about the children when they threw this bikini car wash over the weekend. Being wet and soapy is a good cause all by itself. (kutv.com)

· Getting naked and hugging trees is a swell idea for an environmental protest, but watch out for the bark. That stuff itches! (orovillemr.com)

· Just a reminder that in New York women have just as much as right as men to walk down the street topless and get a nice settlement when the cops try to rough you up for it. Sounds fair to us. (cnn.com)

· "Everyone who thumbed through the "Iowa Nights" magazines at various interstate rest areas had the same reaction. "It's nudity and suggestive things that young children shouldn't see." We've met a lot of truck drivers and we're pretty sure that not everyone had the same reaction. (whotv.com)

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