Welcome To Iowa, Where Stripping Is An Art Form

There are no strip clubs in the state of Iowa, only "art centers" where women sometimes dance naked. Unfortunately, sometimes those women are 17 years old and happen to be the niece of a county sheriff, which leads to a whole heap of trouble. Man, we do not get modern art. (ap.google.com; pic via wehirestrippers.com)

Here's a tip for casino workers everywhere—just because your establishment promotes "Las Vegas-style entertainment" doesn't mean they have to send a prostitute to your room when you win a free night's stay. (Especially when your room is in Iowa.) That kind of high roller treatment doesn't apply to everyone, you know. (usatoday.com)

As we all know, sex really can sell anything — even boring college classes. If only our college pre-med courses had been called Sexy Naked Time instead, we might actually have jobs our parents could brag to the bridge club about. (woi-tv.com; University of Iowa sex classes look absolutely nothing like the clips from My First Sex Teacher as depicted in thumbnail)

There aren't many days when we miss college (or wish we lived in Iowa), but the fact that Iowa State University has a sanctioned BDSM club, makes us long for that old ivory tower. You know, between this and the corn dogs, that place has a lot more going for it than we thought. (iowastatedaily.com, via uwire.com)

Oh noes! The Iowa State Fair's erotic corn dog eating contest is in jeopardy—although really, anyone caught eating a corn dog is pretty much competing already. (desmoinesregister.com)

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