You might be confused about who the virtual You will be fucking in this movie: isn't she supposed to be Katsuni? Well, this movie was made during her losing court battle but before she was forced to change one letter of her name to appease a distraught French woman who claimed she was being misidentified as a hot porn star.

It is a customer not scared of adjustments who purchases an interactive movie; there is a lot of direct address ("See? My titties are already hard," Katsumi says to you) and, the way Digital Playground does it, there is a lot of zooming back and forth against whatever greenscreen background Katsumi appears against.

But the "Virtual Sex" DVDs are unlike other movies in that the environment is rigidly controlled. The sound is clear and present and there are no distractions to take the viewer away from the star.

"So what do you prefer?" she asks. "My boobs? My pussy? My ass? Or my mouse?"

International symbols for those parts show up at the periphery of the screen when it is time for the DVD to become really interactive. Digital Playground's go-to stunt cock, Scott Nails, steps in as your proxy in Katsumi-servicing.

I'll take a break here and say that Katsumi looks really good, even if Scott Nails never consulted You about how You, personally, would service Katsumi. Only then would this DVD be truly interactive.

But lest you think that Katsumi doesn't care about you and only has eyes for Nails, she drops a bit of Gallic science on you before Nails delivers his vicarious load.

"I love being on ze top so I can make love with you ... the way I want."

- Review by Gram Ponante

Virtual Sex with Katsumi
Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Robby D.
Cast: Katsumi (prior to legal name change), Scott Nails as You

· "Virtual Sex With Katsumi" (gamelink.com)

Gina Lynn puts the tarp down in her entry in this limited ouevre, and for several moments (except for the interracial scenes), we felt like we were really there. She didn't even ask for a copay!

· Gina Lynn (ginalynn.com)
· Buy "The Interactive Gina Lynn" (gamelink.com)

Let's join (you) for (your) virtual endeavors with Shay J., in front of a green screen or on a table, after the gap.

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"Hey Sexy. Do you like what you see here? This pretty little body? This thin, young little body?" (What are you saying?)

Shay J. was rolled out by Digital Playground last year. Sort of a shorter Sophia Santi who does guys. (In this case, [you] are played by Scott Nails). Shay J. was born in the Phillippines and has been very friendly each time (we've) met her.

"I'm a Scorpio. Scorpios are ruled by their genitals."

"I've never had a one-night stand, but if I did, it would have to be in some other place. Talk to a guy, fall in love with his words, even if they're all game, and then have wild passionate monkey sex."

One of the possible outcomes of (your) tryst with Shay J. is the traditional coming on the feet.

Jordan has a very appealing but slight Spanish accent, which makes her pronunciation of "dick" seem especially nasty.

"When you're watching my movies, get off hard. Because I'm thinking of you when I'm doing it."

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· Buy "Virtual Sex with Shay Jordan" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Photoplay Archive

· Grab My Boob (Flash @ grabmyboob.com)

In a delightfully silly new promo site that harkens back to the 2005 glory days of post-Subservient Chicken interactive babery, Penthouse shrinks down the larger-than-life Pet of the Year Heather Vandeven to fit on your computer screen as a sort of interactive boob-enhanced Tamagotchi and lets you attempt your skills of seduction (or at least your skills in clicking on the right buttons.) To get Heather to show you the goods, you'll have to play her music, ply her with drinks, take her shopping, impress her with the right wheels, ply her with more drinks, and invite her girlfriends over to play spin the bottle ... just like in real life! (Though if we can't even get her to show us her tits on the first try, it's unlikely we'd be able to get two more hot babes to show up on our doorstep in see-through negligees. But we digress.) As far as these things go, it's actually pretty amusing. Besides, what else do you have to do this morning besides, you know, actual work?

· My Pleasure Pet (mypleasurepet.com - thanks Sean)

Previously: The New Penthouse Magazine, Heather Vandeven, 2007 Penthouse Pet Of The Year (We Think), Virtual Stripper, Virtual Bartender 2, Meet Tammy Plante, "3D Striptease" Game, Build Your Own Lapdance

It's not too early to call the best interactive title of 2007; it has to be "InTERActive". With just enough humor, special guests, and plot to help things out, Tera Patrick's DVD makes the interactive genre appealing as both a standalone movie (which is supplied on the second disk of the two-disk set) and as a fully functional "choose your own adventure" porn.

Choose (or don't!) to read our review of "InTERActive" after the jump. - GP

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InTERActive

Studio: Hustler, Teravision
Director: Quinn Roberts
Cast: Tera Patrick, Spyder Jonez, Jessica Jaymes, Hillary Scott, "Sammy"

Review by Gram Ponante

This movie took about two years to make. Most of it was filmed in 2004, and then a pickup scene was shot in 2006, with no noticeable difference in look or feel (or Tera).

Directed with ease by Quinn Roberts, InTERActive features Patrick as (once again) the wife of an unloving criminal, in this case a scenery-chewing (but hilarious) DeNiro impersonator called Sammy. On Tera's birthday, no less, Sammy decides to spend the day at the office, so she is stuck at home to fend for herself.

You come in at several key episodes ("You", by the way, are Evan Seinfeld, aka Spyder Jonez). You help Tera with her hose issues, you help her choose a bikini, you rub - or don't rub - suntan lotion on. Then Tera runs out of lotion.

"Oh, I know where I can get some lotion," she says. "A girl's gotta keep her skin nice and moist."

You can imagine what happens next.

Later in the day, Jessica Jaymes happens by. What are You going to do - kick her out?

Then Hillary Scott comes over (this segment was shot last summer) and she has a problem with condiments.

We do see Sammy again - and he is not pleased - but what is very pleasing about this DVD is that not only is the sex fun but so is the acting (well, Jessica Jaymes is kind of a weak link here, but it is Tera's show through and through).

Cross-promoting to the gaming demographic, InTERActive can be "won" after repeated viewings with new choices. The DVD then grants the viewer a code that can be plugged in for bonus scenes and other Easter Eggs.

It's fun to see Tera in charming and sexy mode, but why does she keep hooking up with these dudes who don't appreciate her?

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Club Tera (clubtera.com)
· Hustler Hollywood (hustlerhollywood.com)
· Buy "InTERActive" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Tired of having greedy, megalomaniac porn site owners decide that you're supposed to be turned on by things like freakishly large breasts, non-medicall licensed pornstar nurses in latex, or hairy arms? You now have the chance to be the master of your masturbation material at WhatsYourKink.com, a "groundbreaking new concept" in porn sites where eager smut fans just like you can submit your own fantasies—like fucking a hot Latina housekeeper or cornholing (their word, not ours) a flight attendant—instead of having to settle for the kinds of trite setups you see on all those other porn sites out there ... like, you know, fucking Latina housekeepers or getting it on with a flight attendant. So what if some of the "reader-submitted" video descriptions have a touch of Penthouse Forum dubiousness about them (e.g., "Steve from Nebraska wrote in: he told us his fantasy is to find a hot girl on the beach, bring her to his hotel room during the day, and give her the nasty")? If having a woman squirt breast milk all over your nether regions or rub a balloon all over herself while you're having sex doesn't do it for you, you'll have only yourself to blame. (Meanwhile, all we have to do now is fgure out a way for them to make our Linda Hunt fantasy come to life and we'll be set!)

· What's Your Kink: Custom Fantasy Videos (whatsyourkink.com, via Pornzio)

Previously: My X Fantasy: Make Your Own Porn, Naked Fake: Custom Fantasy Nudes

We swear we don't have a side deal going with Dennis Publishing, although we kind of wish we did since they've clearly been holding out on us. After learning about the re-vamped Bizarre last week, we've just been tuned into an even more underground publication in their ranks—so underground it's not even printed on paper. Monkey is a new men's magazine that is only available on the web ... but it's completely free. Give them your fake email address and every week they'll send you a link to the newest issue (or you can just follow the link from their MySpace page or go here for the archives.) It's all Flash-ified and Web 2.0-y (the future is now, y'all!) with video and interactive links and pages you flip through like an actual book. Oh, and there's babes, of course; mostly up-and-coming or amateur models looking to work their way up to the big leagues, but babes nonetheless, and because of top secret internet technology you can zoom in for a much closer look than you could ever get in a magazine. No paper cuts, either.

· Monkey Magazine (registration + archives @ monkeymag.co.uk)
· Monkeyshines: Felix web lad mag a go (medialifemagazine.com)

Previously: Exclusive: The New Penthouse Magazine, "Love and Sex," Detroit Style, Bizarre: Alive and Kicking, Beyonc Rocks The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Leeann Tweeden and FHM's Last Gasp

Knowing the identity of someone's favorite porn star is, for some reason, much more personal than just knowing he likes porn. Brother Fleshbot, for example, is a big fan of Tyler Faith, and I just found out that Uncle Fleshbot is partial to Jenna Haze, around whom Adult DVD Empire has built a contest.

Purchasers of "Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze 2" will automatically be entered (not like Kurt Lockwood) in a contest for which the grand prize is a steamy phone date with the diminutive and multitalented anal queen (she also snagged a trophy for Best Oral Sex Scene at the AVN Awards this year) herself. Second prize is a sheaf of her Zero Tolerance DVDs, which is not a bad haul either.

(Full disclosure: the subject line refers to a trip to Graceland we took in which our Uruguayan guide said, "I hear Elvis make sex on his mother.") - GP

· Win Phone Sex With Jenna Haze (Adult DVD Empire)
· Order: "Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze" (Adult DVD Empire)
· See also: (The Real) Jenna Haze (@ MySpace) and Jenna Haze (official site coming soon @ jennahaze.com)
· Zero Tolerance Entertainment (ztvideo.com)

We're always excited about gawking new sex toys and tend get a little drooly about any type of shiny new interactive technology, but sometimes this shit is just plain weird. Segment, Inc's still-in-development (and woefully named) Virtual Hole and Virtual Stick—his and hers, for the loving long-distance couple—fall into this technolust/puzzling category.

At their AEE booth this week, the techy innards of the Virtual Hole were on display in this translucent bowling pin, which you can hook up to the visual masturbatory device of your choosing (aka your computer) and synchronize to the movements of a distant friend. Or foe, if you're both down with that.

So why is the male toy manufactured in the shape of a shiny silver bowling pin? "It is very discreet," we were told by a company representative. Maybe in Las Vegas. But will it play in Brooklyn? - AR

· Segment Inc.: Virtual Hole and Virtual Stick (girlsr.tv)
· Fleshbot's 2007 AVN Expo Coverage

The Lovebot (no relation) is a new site intent on combining sex and games. It's no interactive strokeworld, but we're of the opinion that pretty much every game on earth could be improved with some boobs. And so: Snap? Darts? Please and thank you. Those need boobs.

The games are a bit of a challenge to those of us who are bad at both cards and computer games, but the boob rewards are good ones. It was suggested to us when we were being a bad sport about losing to the Lovebot that there are plenty of places where boobs can be found on the internet with less aggravation. Still, it's at least a little more fun to feel like you have to work for it.
- AR

· The Lovebot: Quality Interactive Adult Games (thelovebot.com)

Previously: Red Light Center, Virtual Hottie 2, Videogame Boobs: A History, Bishoujo Games by Peach Princess, Sexy Games by Crazy Girl, Sex Maid Game, Apogeevr: Desire in the Digital Age, More World of Warcraft Porn, Second Life Escort Ratings, Sexy Gaming Guide, Sex and Second Life, "Slustler" and Second Life

Somewhere between dating sims and visual novels, bishoujo games (or ren'ai games) are a staple of the Japanese video game industry, but have largely yet to catch on outside of East Asia: think hardcore versions of those "choose-your-own-adventure" games you loved as a kid featuring the misadventures of hot anime characters. Fortunately, Peach Princess does all the hard work of translating the games into English for us horny gaijin daro, and you can download them straight from the site after purchase. Or just pore over the explicit screenshots and make up your own story as you go along.
- J. West

· Peach Princess (peachprincess.com)
· Thumbnail: "Doushin - Same Heart"

Previously: "Hitomi - My Stepsister", Hentai Neko, Fancy Free, Tiger Anime Manga Galleries, Catt House Studios, Baby Art, Art by Toru Nishimaki, Waisetsu Skullbites, Hentai High School

As much as we fetishize our Sony PSP (c'mon, it's shiny and black!), and as much as we look forward to more portable and interactive porn, we don't necessarily have the highest of hopes for the new release from UnWired and Karamob, "Jo & the 7 Babes." While normally we'd be a sucker for anything hentai, AVN Online is too busy gushing about the capacity for custom, in-game ads downloaded via WiFi. Because you know, that's what we love about regular old online porn—all the incredibly appropriate contextual advertising!
- J. West

· Jo & the 7 Babes: "The first hentai erotic game for Sony PSP" (karamob.com, via Sex & Games)
· "UnWired Brings Erotic Games, Product Placement to PSP" (avnonline.com)

Previously: PSP PornWatch: "Virtual Lap Dances", "The Palace of a Virgin", UMD Videos @ JList, Christie's Room, Lula 3D Released Stateside, "Running Scared": The (Sex) Game, GTA Sex Scene Video, MILF Warrior, “Sex In Games” on G4

Another week, another virtual girl engine: Christie's Room definitely has some of the better 3D models of many sites we've seen, at least judging by the screen captures in their generous preview gallery. We can't say anything about the actual gameplay since we're too cheap to actually sign up for a trial of the service and there's no trial version available, but it looks like there's everything from BDSM to hardcore to hot girl-on-girl action up for grabs—and if you've been waiting for an online virtual sex game to come along that features naked goth lesbians, you're in luck! In other words, Christie has something for everybody—or at least, everybody who likes their sex ray traced.- J. West

· Christie's Room (site tour @ christiesroom.com, see screencap galleries here - via Sex & Games)

Previously: Lula 3D Released Stateside, "Running Scared": The (Sex) Game, GTA Sex Scene Video, MILF Warrior, “Sex In Games” on G4, “3D Striptease” Game, Pornstars and Video Games

OK, so the reviews are less than glowing—but hey, we're still suckers for any game that features something called "Bouncin' Boob Technology" And even if it doesn't sound like much by way of an actual game, the prospect of kicking baddy ass in thigh high boots and a bustier is just too good for us to resist. After several years of development, Lula 3D is finally available as a digital download in North America—only your wallet will tell you whether it's worth the $19.99 price tag, but the screenshots, screen savers, and moaning sound effect rollover buttons on the game's official website are yours for the taking.- J. West

Lula 3D (lula3d.com, via Sex & Games)

Previously: "Running Scared": The (Sex) Game, GTA Sex Scene Video, MILF Warrior, “Sex In Games” on G4, “3D Striptease” Game, Pornstars and Video Games

Sorry for keeping this to ourselves for a while, but we spent way too long playing this Flash game instead of, you know, posting about it. In the grand tradition of "arouse pixelated girl to orgasm" games, it's your job to pleasure a manga maid to ecstasy: starting with a hand and tongue, you'll get more toys to play with (and fewer clothes to remove) along the way. Part of the fun is just figuring out what to do next—since we don't know Japanese, our preliminary efforts were fumbling, to say the least. Sort of like real life.- J. West

SexMaid (sedentario.org, via Unscathed Corpse)

Previously: Hardcore Kasumi Flash, Kasumi Gear, Virtual Hottie

After apparently having some issues with popular French ISP Wanadoo, 3D pinup artist Shark in a Blue Lagoon convinced Sexy and Funny to host his site. While the CGI isn't exactly cutting-edge, and the games are kind of on the simple side (to say the least), you can download Shark's 3D models yourself and have all sorts of fun creating your own images, animations and games. Or just settle back for a nice game of strip poker ... it's all up to you.- J. West

Shark's Lagoon (shark.sexyandfunny.com)

Previously: Den of the Fox, Digital Pinups by Gaspard Blate, “Slustler” and Second Life, Bel’s House of Rendered Women, Beautiful CG Girls Competition, The Art of Retouching, Pinup Art by Tariq

Until Nina Hartley threw her two cents in, I used to look no further than Bill Moyers' exhaustive 10-part documentary on the subject when I sought to understand female ejaculation. With trusty sidekick Mika Tan filling in for Joseph Campbell, Hartley explains the psychological, biological, and commercial reasons for squirting ... and assures her audience several times that it's not just pee. Read our review after the gap. - G. Ponante

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Nina Hartley's Guide to Female Ejaculation

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Ernest Greene
Cast: Hartley, Mika Tan, Anna Mills, Angela Stone, Trent Solauri

Review by Gram Ponante

I don't know if she owes anyone money, but aside from that posibility it's safe to say that it is impossible not to like Nina Hartley. She is sexy, kind, amiable, and knows her stuff. She also demonstrates on live, naked porn stars how to make a woman ejaculate.

Hartley's various How To series for Adam & Eve are long on the theory but don't skimp on the application. She explained the ins and outs of female ejaculation, admitting that she herself has never done it. "Ejaculation is something females can experience easily, occasionally, or never," she says a little ruefully, noting that the distance between the G-spot and the urethra can be a deciding factor in whether or not a woman can do it.

Hartley demonstrated on the always-game Mika Tan (and later on Anna Mills, much more graphically and with a vertical speculum) just where everything was, providing an engaging lecture with plenty of visual aids.

That women can have harmless retrograde ejaculations that send fluid back toward the bladder; that female ejaculation requires both the pelvis and the G-spot to work in concert; and that ejaculation is not necessarily orgasm were all news to my viewing partner. I of course nodded "Yes, yes obviously" to each factoid because I'm, like, such an expert on the topic.

Now and then the banter between Hartley and her subjects was only a little better than awards-show patter. In the film's only honest-to-God porn scene, Angela Stone and Trent Solauri have the following dialogue before she demonstrates a squirt brought on the old-fashioned way:

Solauri: Am I too early?

(beat)

Stone: You're right on time.

(pause)

Solauri: Should I have brought my galoshes?

(silence)

Stone: Very funny.

In Mills and Stone, Hartley and partner/director Ernest Greene have found two women for whom ejaculation is easy. Hartley repeats that not every woman has that ability, thus easing the minds of people confused by the porn world's recent interest in squirting as a result of gushing virtuousos like Cytherea and Tiana Lynn.

Hartley says that one can't be demure and ladylike while soaking the sheets, so why bother worrying? The movie is just as much about the mechanics of squirting as it is about relieving oneself of the pressure to do so.

Watching Mills ejaculate, as Tan remarked, "under laboratory conditions" and Stone squirt out in the field, as it were, with Solauri, is much more of a revelation after Hartley has explained the procedure.

I have watched instructional videos for everything from Microsoft Access to Microsoft Visio, and "Nina Hartley's Guide to Female Ejaculation" is by far the best one. And will no doubt prove to br the most useful.

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)

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Previously: The Squirting Dialogues, FemFlood, Squirting Blog, Skeeter's Squirting Challenge, "Count The Squirts", More Squirting Fun, "Squirtwoman", "Squirting 101", Naughty Squirter, Sharing's Squirt Gallery, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Since we've so often turned to Gina Lynn in times of need in the past, news that she's lending her talents to an instructive interactive blackjack DVD came as no surprise; after all, Gina's said talents extend from providing tsunami relief to ... er, other kinds of relief, so why shouldn't she be the perfect choice to give us a few tips on the card table as well? According to the promo copy, "Win the game and you'll get the ultimate reward—multi-angle, interactive sex with Gina!" We can't think of a better incentive to keep us on top of that learning curve.

"Virtual Blackjack With Gina Lynn" (dvdblackjack.com)

See also:
· "Seeking True Marriage of Sex and the Xbox Factor" (NY Times; registration required)
· "Lynn Highlights Howard Stern Bash" (AVN)
· Gina Lynn (official site @ ginalynn.com)

Previously: "Gina Lynn's Star Search", Star Poker, Poker Porn, "Gina Lynn's Black Attack", "Gina Lynn and Belladonna Unleashed", Gina Lynn's Tsunami Relief, "Gina Lynn Reinvented"

We like our breasts here at Fleshbot like we like our food— milk-fed, organic and free range. But we're quite aware that not everyone can rock a rack like Kim Novak. So for any ladies considering surgical enhancement—or for any gents who just want to daydream—we direct you to this curiously addictive breast englargement simulator. From a plastic surgeon's site in Japan, the Flash doohickey will allow you to set your "before" cup size, add up to 500ccs of saline solution, and preview the results from three different angles. Sure, the rest of the site is entirely in Japanese ... but we promise you'll have enough fun just clicking around to notice.- J. West

Otsuka Academy: Breast Enlargement Simulator (Flash @ otsuka-biyo.co.jp, via Zaeega)

Previously: Human Upgrades, Boob Grant, Something Extra Studios, Multibreast Morphs, Porno Plastic Surgery: Hall of Fame, Ugly Breast Implants, The Breast Expert, Invest In My Breast

We hate to spoil the marketing fun, but the truth is that Bouncy Pictures' "Virtual Lap Dances #1" isn't exactly the "first ever mature rated UMD" as the good folks at Adult DVD Empire claim; as far as we know, that honor belongs to the Japanese company who issued the already classic "High Grade Class First Soap Lady", "The Nurse of a Big Breast", and "Erotic Terrorist" last June. It is, however, the first UMD we've come across to feature "12 scorching hot girls (who will) blow your mind with strip teases and lap dances that go all the way" instead of a low-tech game where our goal is to "shoot a SQUIGGLY WHITE LIQUID into groin-targets to score points"—so maybe its producers something to be proud of after all.

· "Virtual Lap Dances #1" (UMD information @ Adult DVD Empire)
· Bouncy Pictures (bouncypictures.com)

Order: "Virtual Lap Dances #1"

Previously: "The Palace of a Virgin", UMD Videos @ JList, PSP Porn Pinups, "Battle Raper 2", GLAY'z Videos, Playboy Station Portable, PSP Pornpalooza!

Can "cute" be quantified? Rate My Body wants you to do just that. It's a site in the spirit of Hot or Not, but with an emphasis below the neckline. By now the drill should be pretty familiar: you look at a picture of and then score your subject on a scale of 1 to 10. While there's nothing too racy, the top-scoring contestants are pretty fetching, and you can register for the privilege of sending your top-rated hotties messages. So it's sort of like having a whole lot of wholesome girls-next-door at your beck and call. Sort of.- J. West

Rate My Body: Top Girls (ratemybody.com, via Linkfilter)

Previously: Assess My Breasts Goes 3G, Pinup Rate, Misss GFY Contest, Tit Rater, Rate My Implants,

If there's a challenge to porn's throne on the Internet, it's from porn's brother in vice, gambling. But why does it have to be one or the other? You can get so much more done if you combine the two All-American pastimes! Hence, Star Poker, a free strip poker game where winning means more nudity for you. Works in all the browsers we've thrown at it. And for extra fun, you can strip along at home.- J. West

Star Poker (starpoker.com)

Previously: Bunny Poker, Poker Porn

It s been said that porn is a lot like politics, in that the most important thing the youth of today can do to make a difference is to get involved. Like any responsible citizen of the world s greatest democracy, I d like to see everyone become active participants in the process. But where do I sign up, you ask? The Skin/Strip Project is an interactive community where digital denizens can create and post images to an eclectic online installation. Click on any of the swarming red tildes here and behold a river of bodies and fractions thereof. A. Tolesco

Skin/Strip Online Archive (skinstrip.net)

Previously: Mapping Sex in America, Newbie Nudes, The Bedroom Project