Burning Angel
celebrated its sixth anniversary this weekend with a kickass party at NYC's Rififi that you didn't go to, which we would totally gloat about if it weren't for the fact that we weren't there either. So let's just all console ourselves by drooling over Igor's pictures from Friday night together, shall we? (gallery @ drivenbyboredom.com)
hardcore
As even the most casual of porn and kink fans know, tentacle sex has a long and storied history; all too often for the more literal-minded among us, however, those tentacle sex fantasies are usually depicted via brightly colored cartoons or clumsily rendered CGI. (Unless you're talking about certain infamous Japanese videos, but we prefer not to talk about those until after lunch.) Leave it to punk porn princess Mandy Morbid to make a tentacle fuck video that's actually pretty hot even if you've never given much thought to what Cthulhu's sex life might be like. (And for those of you who point out that whatever it is she's fucking is nothing more than a plastic skull and a couple of lengths of plastic tubing ... well, we told you it was a fantasy, right?)
· Mandy Morbid Vs. Crazy Tentacle Sex Monster (free QuickTime video @ mandymorbid.com)
photography
Another week, another community photography site that allows models and photographers to share and display their work. With its focus on all things goth and fetishy, Dirty Angels might not be everyone's cup of tea, but it should automatically gain some new fans for openly advertising its nudie pix ... and for not making us log in to see the good stuff. Finally, a site that understands that pictures of hot, naked and latex-clad models yearn to be free and not pent up behind some filter or greyed out and screened away from the public! (But seriously, people, enough with the "angels" stuff already. Can't our skin site titles start getting a little more creative too?)
· Dirty Angels (dirtyangels.net, via afuckaday.blogspot.com)
· Thumbnail photo by Elanor Etoile @ dirtyangels.net
crush object alert
So there we were yesterday afternoon sitting in the Stoya poster-plastered confines of the break room here at Fleshbot Central eating lunch from our Stoya lunchbox (which we totally had custom made and it is awesome) when all of a sudden an intern came running in with a copy of an email message that had just arrived: "Dear Fleshbot," the email said. "Here at Lazerbunny we are broadcasting from the future, and we knew four years ago that you would fall in love with Stoya. So we did this super intergalactic futurist dada vaginal view secretary photoset to keep you kids occupied while you're waiting for her next movie to come out. Hope you like it! Love, Stoyabot 3000 v3.0"
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Hey look—South American indie porn site
Pink Angels has (finally) launched a beta site! Take a peek at their
free tour and see how they do it south of the border. Hint: It's pretty similar to the way we do it here north of the border, but you know ...
different. (lovepinkangels.com)
Our friend Igor at Driven By Boredom tells us that
Burning Angel's JessieLee had a few of her scenes cut from an upcoming Playboy/Spice TV movie because (1) one of them didn't show her asking her partner to choke her during sex and (2) the other one
did show Joanna Angel teaching her how to douche. We're all for fully consensual depictions of erotic strangulation, but shouldn't douching lessons be an acceptable thing to show in a porn flick if the director chooses to do so? These things are supposed to be educational, aren't they? (drivenbyboredom.com; more JessieLee @
burningangel.com)
That whole "Two Girls 1 Cup" thing was fun while it lasted, we guess, but we're glad to see our pals at Lazerbunny have gotten back to basics with the (relatively) more innocent delights of
"Two Girls 1 Cock". We totally promise it won't make you gag. (preview @ lazerbunny.com)
awards
Remember those Feminist Porn Awards we told you about? They happened! Feisty, feminist films were screened, trophies were handed out ... and even better, some of of favorite films and performers ended up winning. Oh, and did you know that the Feminist Porn Award trophies are in the shape of butt plugs? Sure, there might be more prestigious awards out there, but we doubt there are any that are more functional.
See which Fleshbot faves were honored with their own anal pleasure devices after the jump.
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Pink Angels: Viva Las Hot Girls With Tattoos!
And while we're talking about the
worldwide alt explosion today ... it looks like naked indie girls are taking over South America too! Or at least, the naked indie girls of South America have finally launched their own website,
Pink Angels, with all the fancy trappings of a SuicideGirls clone. If you're tattooed and pierced—or at least kind of punk—and willing to get naked (and presumably Spanish-speaking), they want you to model for them. But don't expect any pesos just yet: limited though our Spanish may be, we speak enough to know that this site doesn't pay. (lovepinkangels.com; see also Pink Angels @
Myspace and
Flickr)
down under
We may have been a little premature in our declaration of the death of online altporn: it seems that it hasn't died at all, it's simply up and moved to Australia. Case in point: Kiss My Bliss, a recently launched porn site that's arty, run by women, and looks like it wouldn't have been out of place in the heyday of sites like Fatal Beauty, No Faux, and all the rest. We got a chance to preview the member's only content; our thoughts (and a preview gallery!) after the jump.
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In a not-so-surprising move to anyone who's been
following the situation, it looks like SuicideGirls have apparently
decided to sue former model (and permanent Fleshbot crush object)
Apnea as a "competitor" along with her husband and photographer Lithium Picnic, though nothing's been confirmed by the parties in question. We're told to expect "shirts, banners, rocks and slingshots" to help broadcast her plight soon, though we're hoping things don't come to the rocks and slingshots part; this whole business is messy enough already. (Still, we'd like a shirt for our collection, please.) (livejournal.com/lithium_picnic)
sex culture
I discovered altporn when I was eighteen, and in quick succession went on to become a model and producer and, eventually, a retiree. So I found myself fascinated by a recent edition of Eye Weekly's "Love Bites" column in which an aspiring altporn model writes in to ask for advice on online porn sites. How can she flash her tits for cash without selling her soul to some evil SuicideGirls-style company? The short answer: she can't. Getting naked online is a business; the market is oversaturated with hot young girls looking to cash in; and DIY style doesn't always guarantee a progressive and respectful attitude towards models.
As a veteran of altporn, this makes me cringe; but as a veteran of altporn, I also know she's right.
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zines
We were under the impression that 'zines were a dead art form, like cave paintings. But then a copy of The Porn Project arrived on our doorstep ... and suddenly it was 1992 all over again! Photocopied and hand-assembled with love, The Porn Project is an honest-to-goodness "pornARTgraphy" 'zine from Austin, Texas that's chock full of dirty stories, sex toy reviews, and sexy pictures (or at least we think they're sexy: photocopying isn't always the kindest of ways to reproduce a photo). If staring at a computer screen all day is starting to make your eyes hurt, you might want to order yourself a copy and get your fap on like a real riot grrl. Those sure were the days, weren't they?
· The Porn Project (myspace.com)
· "The Porn Project Makes Calls for Submissions" (avn.com)
avn2008
We roll up our sleeves and get our hands filthy when we need to (read:AEE), and manage to keep the home fires of babes burning while boobs are bursting like Alien pod creatures and Abby Winters honeys make Vegas actually look fun for about two minutes. But if there were anyone's shoes we'd love to step in and slip into the lubed-up, behind-the-scenes antics, it would be Sir Driven By Boredom himself, Sir Nate Smith, aka dbb. See why we'd trade Converse with him in a porny minute in his gritty, totally wacked galleries...
· Stripper Sideshow Sex Party - 1.10.08
· Circle Bar @ Venetian Casino - 1.10.08
· Vegas Trip Day #2
· Sailor Vega
· Vegas Trip Day #3
· All @ drivenbyboredom.com
you are there
It seems like every city worth its weight in smut has its own erotic film fest these days, and as your humble porn zombie blog slaves, we know it's our duty to cop a feel of each event and report back on how the body count rates. Fortunately, we haven't been let down yet, and the
2007 Good Vibes Amateur Erotic Film Competition in San Francisco last week was no exception. Hot amateur porn, lickable fetish and kink models, and a tassel-twirling burlesque intermission sweetened the pot. Find a review, some hot links, and plenty of photos and video after the jump.
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you are there
I'll totally admit to being a blog brat when I showed up halfway through the "Classics" panel at the Xfanz Los Angeles Erotic Film Festival this weekend, snuggled up to Eon Mckai and Dana DeArmond, and giggled snarkily at all the cranky "you kids these days and your viagra" complaints. But when I finally stopped ogling Joanna Angel and humping Michelle Aston's leg, it turns out that the two-day event was well worth the trip.
More snarking, links to galleries and other people's media, and more after the jump.
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