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more about #illustration more comments → uncaringbear003: Well I suppose this is better than the awful 'fan-made' Simpsons naughty pics. But only barely. more » ImpishBaseline: And by lip-coloured, I mean the colour of the lips of the person that the nipples belong to. I think if they were hair-blue they would look _less_ off... more » ImpishBaseline: Shouldn't nipples be roughly lip coloured? #playboy more » sensibled: Ah, this is all colours of wrong, but then is it any more wrong than all the merchandising, some of it very, very shoddy, that has the Simpsons name a... more » stradric: Flesh-colored nipples? Shouldn't they just be a darker shade of yellow? #playboy more » MalzyWheels: God, Matt Groening actually signed the pictures. Somehow, I feel betrayed. #playboy more » Conrad: Her measurement say she's a rectangle, when she obviously has a waist. #playboy more » joncoffee: Considering the sharp decline in the quality of both in recent years, i'd say play "Danny boy" now over their corpses. more » MalzyWheels: Shark! more » DontFearTheReaper: She looks better than heidi. more » -
#wtf
Marge Simpson: Perpetually Pushing 40 With Perky Boobs
Have you ever wondered what Marge Simpson's nipples look like? We haven't. And yet now we know. More »
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#wtf
What Will Bart And Lisa Think?
In celebration of the 20th anniversary of "The Simpsons," Marge Simpson will appear nude on the cover of November's Playboy—and in a three page spread inside the magazine, too. More » -
#fantasy
Fuq Pop — Jem Gone Porno
'Jem and the Holograms' is, by far, the sexiest of our favorite childhood cartoons. Could this be the next XXX parody dvd? Who can we talk to about this? More »
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#antiporn
Savita Bhabhi Is Dead, Long Live Savita Bhabhi
It was just over two years ago that we first said hello to Savita Bhabhi, India's first ever pornstar (albeit, one who existed in illustrated form only). Now, alas, her fans must say goodbye to the desperate Indian housewife. More » -
#drawings
The Erotic Vector Art Of Wikipedia (Yes, Wikipedia)
The jury is still out on whether Wikipedia is actually a cornucopia of hardcore porn—but it seems safe to say there's at least a little sexy on the free encyclopedia. Like, for instance, this erotic vector art. More » -
#blastfromthepast
Oh, Those Naughty Victorians And Their Naughty Pictures
The Victorians may have had a reputation for prudery—but when no one was looking, they definitely knew how to get the party started. And to think, all this time we thought that hippies invented 69ing. More »
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#drawings
Astronaut's Dirty Drawing To Be Auctioned Off This Summer
$200,000 may seem like a steep price to pay for a cute drawing of a naked girl—but this is no ordinary drawing of a naked girl. This drawing has been on the moon. More » -
#comics
Savita Bhabhi Hits The Big(ger) Time
Almost a full year after we first discovered her, Savita Bhabhi—India's very own virtual pornstar—is getting (more) mainstream attention. Additionally, she's still having sex with people through the magic of online comics. (globalpost.com) -
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#pinups
Mel Ramos Doubles Our Pleasure With His Candy Girls
We have a sneaking suspicion that this isn't the first time we've seen Mel Ramos's candy girl pinups, but we're still thrilled to have discovered an online archive of his work. More »
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#art
Van Rijn All Nudes Are All We Need
The name of Van Rijn's portfolio site pretty much sums it all up: Van Rijn All Nudes. Well, maybe it doesn't sum it all up, but vanrijnallbeautifullydrawnnudeillustratedwomen.com is a rather unwieldy URL. More » -
#faithmouse
The Final Battle: Obama Vs. Palin
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#sexculture
The Base System: Finally Explained!
Okay, we admit it: we have never, ever been able to keep those "bases" straight. Is third base a blowjob or a handjob? What, exactly, happens on second? And where does anal fit in? More » -
#comics
Oglaf: Dirty, Funny Comics
Oglaf may not be sexy enough to be considered porn (the creator describes the comic as a "sex comedy"), but we have to commend anyone who labels sections of their website with a "SFW!" warning (as opposed to... oh, you know). The website is currently in "teaser" mode, with a limited number of strips available (actual launch in 2009), but we have a feeling that those in search of a dirty, funny, fantasy-inspired comic would do well to keep an eye on Oglaf. More » -
#butwhataboutthechildren
Savita Bhabhi, Corrupter Of Youth
We thought Savita Bhabhi was just a desperate cartoon Indian housewife looking to get laid. Turns out that she's actually an evil influence who's bent on corrupting the youth of India—"worse than the worst pornographic sites." Oops! Well, we won't make that mistake again. (ciol.com) -
#art
Pervart: Art Made For, By and Of The Pervs
If you like art but are bored by paint-by-numbers flower vases and bowls of fruit and pretty pictures of pastures, then maybe you need something a little more, uh ... unique. (And preferably more dirty.) In that case, a blog called Pervart seems like a good place to start. That's how we found this Flickr gallery of remixed porno pictures made super adorable with the addition of things like Space Invaders and our little friend Gizmo. There's more fantastic finds after the jump, even if the site is in need of an update. Man (and woman) cannot live on porno pancakes alone. More » -
#comics
Savita Bhabhi: A Passage To Indian Comic Book Porn
What do you get when you combine amateur comic book artists with an Indian MILF fantasy and the power of internet self-publishing? You get Savita Bhabhi, India's first online graphic novel pornstar—and since we're not aware of any other contenders to the throne (or that this throne even existed), we'll take their word for it. Bhabhi is "an honorific in Hindi for a married woman/sister-in-law," which makes these randy tales of a big-breasted housewife getting it on with a door-to-door bra salesman all the more shocking and naughty. In fact, the Archie Comics-style art and horny high school fantasy scenarios are delightfully corny, but if you've ever dreamt about taking down a busty bhabhi yourself this is the comic for you. Now, where can we apply for that bra salesman job? More » -
#art
By day, Mister is a professional tattoo artist; by night, he transforms into a painter of dirty pictures, which we're glad have found a new online home since we first stumbled upon them a couple of years ago. Sounds like our kind of superhero! (Come on, pictures of naked ladies are way more important than that whole crime fighting thing.) (idlehandsandadirtymind.blogspot.com) -
#art
Sexy 'Toons At The Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art
If you happen to find yourself in lower Manhattan this weekend, don't miss the 2008 Art Festival benefitting the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art—especially now that our pal Audacia Ray has posted this handy guide to all the sexy stuff you'll find on display, including art by Fleshbot faves Jess Fink and Molly Crabapple. Things like hot girl-on-girl action and splashy pen-and-ink cumshots always make a weekend culture excursion a little brighter as far as we're concerned. (nakedcity.com; thumb via Becky Cloonan) -
#art
Femdom Art By Sardax: "Shanghai Bizarre"
If you're not familiar with the art of Sardax, it's probably because you've never investigated the world of femdom art; for those in the know, he's one of the leading proponents of that particular genre. As rarefied as it is, we're not sure that his new "Shanghai Bizarre" portfolio is going to make him a household name, though it certainly deserves to be seen and appreciated by a wider audience. Starting out as a series of commissioned drawings for a client who wanted the artist to create "a fantasy world ruled by implacable oriental mistresses, mostly mature and extremely aware of their own power", "Shanghai Bizarre" may not be as explicit on the surface as a lot of the erotic art we've featured here, but it's full of enough subtle and delicious detail to keep the dedicated femdom fancier begging for more ... and isn't that what hot femdom art is all about? More » -
#art
Tasty Pinups By Thomas Junior
We'll never cease to be amazed by the things certain masters of the fine art of pinups can create: who knew that with just a few pastels and some colored pencils and charcoal (not to mention about thirty hours of time), you could have your very own giddy big-boobed naked pinup girl squirting ketchup all over herself? We guess you'd need a fair dose of German artist Thomas Junior's talent to create something like that too, though we'd still probably just end up with a brightly colored stick figure. Even with twice the amount of time.
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#heroes
Naked G.I. Joe Babes: Knowing Is Half The Battle
Since "Transformers" was such a cinematic tour de force certain to win upwards of 15 or 16 Academy Awards for awesomeness, it's only natural that Hollywood would take more of our precious childhood memories and exploit them: we just learned that G.I. Joe, he of the tribe of little plastic guys we used to bury in the sandbox and catapult across the driveway with firecrackers, is being turned into a live action movie. If that didn't make ussadpsyched enough, imagine our glee at finding out that the evil temptress, The Baroness, is being played by the nippletastic Sienna Miller. More » -
#found
Nad Shot: Where A Kick In The Balls Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry
Those of us who have testicles (you know who you are) know that getting kicked in them ranks pretty high up there on the list of the more unpleasant things in life, worse perhaps than even tax audits and being forced to listen to Celine Dion on lite radio while waiting for a root canal at the dentist's office. Not so for the contributors to Nad Shot, however: each post lovingly chronicles a superhero or other comic character getting slammed in the nuts by a (usually) female adversary. The whole spectacle might be groin-clecnchingly uncomfortable for some to look at, while for others ... well, if you have to ask whether some people are really turned on by this sort of thing, you haven't been paying attention. More » -
#art
Drawing live nude models is a lot harder than you probably think—especially if you actually, you know ... draw and not just drool over the naked models. (theage.com) -
#howto
Need some help passing that art class? Checkout this boob drawing tutorial, and maybe you'll starting earning straight As. Or even some nice round Ds, if you get too carried away. (maxriffner.com, via sexoteric.com) -
#art
Merry Titmas, Everybody!
The holidays are a time to reflect on all the blessings we've been given this year. And the greatest blessing of all—boobs! No matter what your faith, you have to concur that breasts are a gift from the heavens and thus worthy of celebration in a holiday-themed art show like "Merry Titmas." We dropped the ball on the last week's opening party (must have been all that egg nog), but you can relive some of the craziness of that night and you can still catch some of the art at the World of Wonder Gallery in LA. Because it isn't really Christmas until the Virgin Mary gives birth to a plate of blazin' hot wings (courtesy of artist Ed Mironiuk, above) and we all get to see the cast of "The Facts of Life" topless. Sacril-icious!
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#comics
So what exactly does a "Motel Art Improvement Service" involve? We guess we'll have to catch up and read the entirety of artist Jason Little's Bee Comix to find out ... but if this week's installment is any indication, we're going to be paying serious attention to what happens from now on. (beecomix.com) -
#events
Grafuck 3.0, the third installment of the sexy art and design compendium we've been smitten with for quite some time now, hits the streets this weekend with a gallery show and book signing in Los Angeles featuring work by Fleshbot faves Jason "Stuntkid" Levesque and Alaska. So grafuck yourself! (Sorry, we couldn't resist.) (grafuck.com - thanks L.) -
#art
Amanda Pearson's Obscene Portraits
Ever since we saw the flyer for Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art Show floating around New York City a couple of weeks ago, we've been wondering about what this "live obscene drawing" thing is all about. Good thing that lovely (and dirty-minded) artist Amanda Pearson has finally set up a Flickr account so we can finally see just how naughty her naughty caricatures are. If you're feeling overwhelmed by the obscenity—and Amanda's work sometimes does cross that line between the simply "naughty" and full-on filth—she also has some tamer (yet still sexy) artwork on display and more than a few hot shots of herself which are just as artistic as the other stuff, but in a different sort of way. More » -
#comics
It looks like Debbie will continue to do Dallas even after it becomes an apocalyptic comic book wasteland. Seriously, how many "re-imaginings" (and zombies) can one girl take? (terminapress.com) -
#advertising
Every time we think that American Apparel's advertising could not get less subtle, they manage to out do themselves yet again. Why don't they just start putting product placements in VividAlt features and get it over with. (copyranter.blogspot.com) -
#art
Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art Finds Its Opening
Tired of all those stuffy, pretentious gallery openings where nobody has any fun? Feeling the need for some sex, booze, and pasties? Look no further than Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art Show, which has graduated from naughty art class to naughty art exhibition. Curated by long-time Crush Object Molly Crabapple, the show runs from November 21 to December 20 at Rapture Cafe in New York City, and features some of the best (and, we might add, hottest) work produced at Dr. Sketchy's sessions from around the globe. Those who are really needing a debauchery fix, should stop by the opening party on November 27, because everyone knows that art is more powerful when surrounded by liquor and hot babes. More » -
#fantasy
Cartoon Porn Goes Down On Your Childhood
We see a lot of filthy, filthy stuff in our daily travels, but somehow nothing makes us feel dirtier than watching Fred cheat on Wilma with Betty Rubble. Or a Simpsons family gangbang. Or even some man-on-Spiderman fan fic. Even sweet little Kim Possible can't escape the clutches of pervy cartoon fans who love to draw your most beloved childhood icons in extremely compromising positions. The best part about animation is that anything goes and as you can see from this pen-and-ink inspired TGP gallery anything definitely goes when it comes to cartoon smut. Management is not responsible for the loss of your cherished memories. More » -
#smutiswhereyoufindit
Naked Chicks On Post-It Notes
If there's one word that comes to mind when we think of the people who create and produce the filth that we live off of each day, it's Resourcefulness. Because no matter what the situation, or what tools may be at their disposal, or how small the budget, people will always find a way to make porn. Even if all you have is a few stray office supplies, there's no reason why you can't whip up a naughty sketch of a well-shaded pair of boobies. That's how you end up with a site like Naked Chicks on Post-It Notes, where a simple ball point pen and some spare sticky pads are magically transformed into something dirty. It's like the MacGyver of bawdy art blogs, brought to you in bite-size form. And you can use them to mark the favorite pages in your spank mags for double the fun! More » -
#calendarwatch
Do you love the ladies of Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School? Now you can have them ... all year round. Official Fleshbot Crush Object Molly Crabapple is kicking off the 2008 calendar season (already?!) with 12 hand-drawn Dr. Sketchy's lovelies, including Aprella, Michelle L'Amour, Zoetica Ebb, and Indigo Blue. You can never be too prepared for the future. (drsketchy.com) -
#hotcomics
The Sexy World Of Matt Artcore: Meet Cristal Pornostar
Matt Artcore (aka Matt Hardcore, aka Matteo Resinanti) is an Italian artist, videographer, and bon vivant (or whatever the corresponding term is in Italian) who wears many hats: on his sprawling assortment of websites you'll find video clips chronicling his trips around the world as well as assorted hardcore surprises. But we're most interested in his creation Cristal Pornostar, whose adventures he's been illustrating via a series of very sexy comics for nearly a decade now. (Be careful, though, if you decide to explore Matt's online universe in greater depth: in addition to a bunch of broken links and paysite signup pages you also might come across some photos you might not want to, er, step in. Good thing "shock" means the same thing in Italian as it does in English, so you'll be able to prepare yourself.) More »
