Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Asia Carrera

Poor Asia Carrera to have been born on a day that has been, since 1945, a little iffy for Asians. Still, we know that the desert-dwelling porn sweetheart can overcome anything. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Tanner Mayes

Since porn stars name themselves at "birth," today's performers often have the "Deadwood"-y, Sci-Fi Channel names hip parents are giving their tots. Tanner Mayes turns 20 today just as somewhere in Iowa an unsuspecting neonate is named for the star of "She Is Half My Age 9." More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Belladonna

Porn fans love Belladonna so much for many reasons: the way she throws down, her evil pixie/erotic vulture persona, how she has weathered intense scrutiny from within and without the porn industry and come out the other side with her mind and body intact. And wisdom is sexy. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Lux Kassidy

Lux Kassidy turns 24 today. The former Vivid girl and Penthouse Pet, a girls-only stalwart for most of her time in porn, recently learned that, like her age, there's so much more. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Sandee Westgate

Sandee Westgate, whose (it's hard to believe) 30th birthday is today, probably stays so young because she never has sex with men on camera. Can it be that simple? More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Seka

Seka. Today's birthday girl has a name that brings back a whole era all by itself – just saying it gives you, if you are of the right age, a whole world of pictures. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Kristina Rose

This is what porn does to perception: Kristina Rose is 5'1" and weighs 110 lbs., but she still keeps showing up in movies about giant asses. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Jenna Jameson

What do you say about Jenna Jameson that hasn't been said already, and probably more eloquently? Sure, happy birthday – it's her 35th – but how about this: goodbye, Jenna, and Thanks. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Judy Star

Usually when you see someone as cute as Judy Star, you know exactly when and where it was, but I am having trouble remembering when I first saw her in a movie. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Sharka Blue

Sharka Blue, today's birthday girl, is a member of one of my favorite classes of porn stars: those whose porn names sound like they might also have been considering "supervillain" as a career choice. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Claudia Downs

It is unfair of me, for many reasons, to think of 21-year-old birthday girl Claudia Downs as the Missy Monroe of the new millennium, but sometimes when I look at her I can't help it. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Miss Bunny

It's not often you find a starlet with such a severe case of nomenclatural schizophrenia as today's birthday girl, Miss Bunny - also known as Venus Inferno and Juliette Alexander. Miss Bunny turns 30 today. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Vanessa Del Rio

When I picture today's birthday girl, Vanessa Del Rio, I always get this cartoony Ralph Bakshi image, like an overblown caricature of a sensual Latina seductress. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Annette Schwarz

Birthday Girl Annette Schwarz, who seems to update her own website, posts this as of March 2, 2009 on her blog: "I am available for purchase." Oh, frabjous day! More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Adrianna Nicole

I looked and looked for some clever way to connect birthday girl Adrianna Nicole to interesting things – holidays, historical events - and got nowhere. I just kept seeing her naked and would totally space out. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Laura Lion

Birthday girl Laura Lion, who turns 26 today, does not have the most porn names of any adult performer I have ever seen, but she is not too far out of the lead. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Faith Leon

Faith Leon stands 5'11" tall—that is just barely under three inches for each of her 24 years (she turns 24 today, in case you hadn't guessed that she was today's birthday girl.) More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Holly West

Holly West looks so sweet and innocent, doesn't she? You'd never guess she was turning 29 today – she could still be one of those "teens" you hear about so often. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Kylie Richards

There should be a good, flattering, exciting word for delightfully small breasts – natural, small, firm and perky – like the ones on Kylie Richards, today's birthday girl. Big boobs get all the linguistic attention. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Stormy Daniels

Stormy Daniels has been in the news lately because of a possible Louisiana Senate bid, but maybe it's time to simplify things a little and just say happy birthday to one of our favorite stars. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Carmen Hart

It is hard to look at Carmen Hart, today's birthday girl, and think about having sex with her. Actually, now that I think about it, it's not that hard. It is distressingly easy. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Mackenzee Pierce

Mackenzee Pierce's Myspace page says she's only moments away from going to Disneyland and "getting fucked up legally!!!!" and her mood is Jubilant. If you hadn't guessed, she turns 21 today. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Jana Jordan

Often when I see a girl whose name starts with J, I feel like I should pronounce it as I was taught to do with Jana Cova, with a Y instead of J. Yana, see? More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Kaylee LoveCox

I like a girl who gives herself a name that tells you exactly what's going on with her and what to expect. Take today's Birthday Girl, Kaylee LoveCox, who celebrates her 22nd birthday today. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Summer Cummings

I am not usually all that much of a fan of the enormous fake boob, but for some reason today's Birthday Girl, Summer Cummings, has proven to be an endless source of fascination to me. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Flick Shagwell

Some pornstars look like they would eat you alive, some like they would cut you off at the knees, some like they would bum money off you and then disappear. Not Birthday Girl Flick Shagwell. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Lorelei Lee

I'd be lying if I said it was not Lorelei Lee's rompable person I first found so exciting, but now I'd have a crush on her even if she looked like the discontinued Saturn Vue. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Julia Bond

When I first saw Julia Bond, she only had those little paw-print tattoos above her breasts. I thought she was really cute then, and I think she's cute now, but she has way more tattoos. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Lana Croft

Every time I see Birthday Girl Lana Croft's name, it makes me think, naturally, of the video-game-babe of nearly the same name, and what her adventures would be like if she were a pornstar. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Britney Stevens

I do dearly love the Stevens sisters, but I always have trouble remembering which one is which. Britney, who is one of the Stevens sisters, is having a birthday today. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Sophie Evans

In spite of this arty black and white piece of erotica with a weird setting, this is not a Gratuitous Nude Photo post. It's a picture of Birthday Girl Sophie Evans, who is 33 today. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Sunset Thomas And Julie Simone

"Get me wet!" said Birthday Girl Sunset Thomas, who turns 37 today, and we did. It turns out that's not what she meant. People should be more specific about what they want. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Jaelyn Fox

You'd think people would pay a little more attention to a cute girl like Jaelyn Fox, wouldn't you? Even in the extremes of coitus, though, it seems like people keep their distance from her. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Poppy Morgan

As with certain proofs of God's existence, it is apparent when thinking of Poppy Morgan that there is nothing better than a porn star with whom you might actually come into contact at some time. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Kitten Natividad

Do you remember the first time you ever saw Kitten Natividad topless? Me either. But every time is like the first time, isn't it? There's something timeless about today's Birthday Girl. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Silvia Saint

Isn't it time we actually canonized Silvia Saint? As the greatest of the porn Saints, today's birthday girl is the rock upon which the porn church should be built. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Cherokee D’Ass

Cherokee D'Ass loves her ass almost as much as you do. Today's Birthday Girl not only mentions her ass in her name, she has the word D'Ass tattooed on her ass. More »