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Angelina Jolie-Jennifer Aniston Rivalry Now Basis Of A Porno

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

The Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie rivalry has long been the bread and butter of tabloids—and now someone else wants a piece of the action. Hustler's third volume of "Untrue Hollywood Stories" focuses on the two leading ladies.

It remains to be seen what antics the girls get up to (aside from Angelina's infamous blood play, which is featured in the trailer above)...but honestly, we're not going to say no to the chance to see Sadie West as Angelina and Rachel Roxxx as Jennifer Aniston. (Then again, we're not really about to say no to them doing anything, so there is that.)

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Sindee Jennings Is Possessed...And Very, Very Horny

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:00:00 EST

Oh no! You say Sindee Jennings has gone and gotten herself possessed? And it's a rabidly horny, sex-crazed ghost that's making her fiend for cock? Well, that doesn't sound too bad. It's not like she's puking pea soup or anything.

Although if her head starts spinning around, definitely let us know. A cock-crazed girl with 360 degree head spin? Just imagine the possibilities...

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Hustler Exposes Bossy MILF Dark Side With Sexy Sequel

DCypher — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

When it comes to getting hard cock crammed all up in creamy cracks, age is just a number. Just because these ladies are MILFs, that doesn't mean that they crave throbbing fuck stick any less. Far from it!

If anything, they crave it more, because they know what they're missing, all couped up in their suburban houses, far from action and all that juicy prick meat. With the demands of running a household, the unseen pressures of domesticity, the banality and neglect built into marriage, she's facing the perfect recipe for sexual entropy—but her sex drive is climbing like thermometer left on a Foreman grill as her baby clock ticks!

To make things worse, men are biologically inclined to stuff their tool as far into the youngest, legal ladies they can entice into take a load or three. Is it any wonder that these ladies get bossy? Taking out their sexual rage on unsuspecting young studs who can't get with girls their own age?

Director Alex De Large plays the role of biographer to their decline, on behalf of Hustler, capturing the sequel to the first "Bossy MILFs" release—which gained worldwide recognition when Jane Goodall referenced it during a New York Times interview as one of the most compelling documentaries of 2008. He captures the frenetic mating habits of six lusty ladies in their prime, maintaining a degree of journalistic integrity that would earn him a Pulitzer were he covering something less controversial, like say, the Afghan war or the Tea Party Divide of 2009.

Make no mistake: we are not suggesting that Raquel Devine, Morgan Ray, Trina Michaels, Devon Lee, Janet Mason, and Anjanette Astoria have jumped the shark in any way. If anything, we are suggesting that Alex's cleverly captured footage reveals how these seasoned performers have so much left to bring to the table. On the flip side, his largely imperceptible invisible hand easily exposes the inner demons that drive these women to the brink of sexual frenzy in the presence of young cock, until we sympathize in our cum drenched drawers.

"Bossy MILFs 2" releases from Hustler this week. Check out our exclusive photo feed from the wilds of Chatsworth. Thanks to Alex and his team of dedicated anthropologists for risking their lives and genitals to capture this amazing footage.

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"Barely Legal" Triumphantly Marches Forward

DCypher — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

In the search of a delicate and absolute truth, Larry Flynt took a whisper hidden in the deepest part of our subconscious and turned it into a roar. Now Hustler invites you to witness a new generation howl.

After more than a decade of "Barely Legal" girls, from delightful Bunny Luv to present day, one would think that the bloom would be off the proverbial rose when it came to the flagship release that spawned a series of imitators, as well as its own spin-off sub-niche. Make no mistake, whatever delirious magic existed from the start, that served to lure us in to a Lolita fueled wonderland of taboo and fulfillment, still eagerly holds sway over us now.

"Barely Legal 101" stars beautiful young women-to-be Allie Haze, Christina Moure, Delia Darling, Courtney Page, and Ally Kay. Each of them is more extraordinary than the last. Each a tender flower, blossoming, their sticky pink petals being delicately fingered open with pristine care, before the final plucking. Not since the wanton orgy tents of Persian God King Xerxes have young ladies in the fragile heat of their own sexual awakening been so revered, so cherished, with each succulent drop of their awkward and precious unveiling being utterly savored.

"Barely Legal 101" should be out in time for the New Year. Keep your eyes open and hold on to your dreams. In the meantime, feel free to take all the time you need getting to know these young ladies from the sample of their sexy wares below. We are certain that, were Nabokov alive today, he would snatch up a copy and relish it with divine zeal and masturbatory purpose.

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Florabel Mulvaney — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:00:00 EST

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"Barely Legal" Overloads With "Brand Spanking New"

DCypher — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST

It was nearly a full year ago that Alex De Large directed the Barely Legal sub niche "Brand Spanking New," but the results are just as prurient today, when it is being released, as they were then.

We're not entirely sure why Barely Legal wouldn't be enough on its own. Adding "Brand Spanking New" almost seems like overkill. With nothing else to go on, we can only assume that they mean to suggest that in addition to being of legal age to plunder their sweet va-jay-jays, these girls are also relatively inexperienced.

The only problem with that is that they have Lana Violet turning in one hell of an aggressive scene full of zest and spunk well beyond her age. Seriously, since when does a barely legal girl who's still exploring her fresh sexuality pull a ball draining suck job off like that? Or get fish hooked? Or take that kind of power drilling with the confidence of a NASCAR driver? Come on now!

Of course, this might explain why nearly a year later she is the only chick in this volume that we know and have met. The others may be long gone now, married, off to college, getting paid for sex by celebrities for all we know, or toiling away without the recognition they deserve.

Ally Ann, Cameron Love, Isis Taylor, and Jessica Right all turn in stunning performances as well, making this an exceptional release for its category. If you like seeing really hot young girls getting turned into sexually satisfied young women, wild in the throes of anticipated ecstasy, possessed by newborn lust, reborn like a cum covered phoenix rising from the shy shell of their former awkwardness, you could do far worse.

"Barely Legal: Brand Spanking New" is available now. Check out our hard earned exclusive gallery and feel free to let us know what you think. Have a safe and happy weekend!

Hustler Breathes New Life Into "90210" With Porn Parody

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

You may not agree, but we, for one, found the recent reboot of "90210" a bit disappointing. True, Shenae Grimes was stunning...but where's the hardcore sex? The orgy at the Peach Pit? The hardcore sex?

Fortunately, Hustler's happy to provide all the things the CW denied us: enter "This Ain't 90210 XXX," a sexier spin on the lives of those crazy kids from Beverly Hills. Now if they could just manage to include AnnaLynne McCord's nipple...we'd be all set.

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"Daddy Gets Lucky" Creepy Good Fun

DCypher — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

From the people who brought you Barely Legal comes a whole new exploration that delves deep into the heart of the attraction between old men and young women—and deeper into their blossoming, young vaginas. Yes, they do flower.

Seldom spoke of director Dan Silver helms this "reality cam" classic, putting tender darlings Harley Valley, Alexia Jordan, Ashley Belle, Heidi Brookes, Jaelyn Fox, and Laila Mason directly into the line of fire by exposing them to unscrupulous, gray haired men, whose only motivation is to exploit the tight and lubricious cavities they have so long preserved. It's like watching wolves devour bunny rabbits—old, feeble, toothless, desperate wolves. We can't help but feel sorry for them, a little, but also a little jealous in the process.

Legendary camera man Jake Jacobs reminds us that he is and has been a male performer again in this initial series launch, despite our best efforts to forget that particular part of his career. Similarly, Tim Von Swine, or what may be the closest facsimile to Dick Nasty we have ever seen, gets some screen time with a ripe and ready legal teen, for no better reason than that he is the least likely candidate for the job.

It's not that we don't get it. We do. In fact, the whole "older guy preying on younger girl who doesn't know better" gimmick works fine for us. And with a name like "Daddy Gets Lucky," Hustler isn't exactly being shy about their premise, either. It's just that it's a little bit creepy, to be honest, even if that is what makes it so much fun.

The ladies do an amazing job, particularly Alexia Jordan. We've been watching her work and believe that she has something special to offer us in 2010. Time will, as in all things, tell. For now, though, we offer you this fine sampling that the good people over at Larry Flynt Productions were nice enough to send over. Let us know if this is your kind of thing. We promise not to judge you. How could we, without also judging ourselves?

"Daddy Gets Lucky" comes out this week from Hustler and LFP.

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Florabel Mulvaney — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

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"Dancing With The Stars" Spawns Not One, But Two Porn Titles

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:45:00 EST

Apparently this "Dancing with the Stars" thing is bigger than we realized. First we had Sin City's "Dancing with Porn Stars," and now Hustler has announced production on "This Ain't Dancing with the Stars XXX." Heaven help us. (hustlerworld.com)

Hustler Explores The Unknown In "This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:30:01 EST

Before you go asking why, exactly, Hustler went with "This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX" and not something more clever—like, say, "Ghost Cunters"—we'd like to remind you that Burning Angel Has dibs on that title.

That said, Hustler's dive into the erotic paranormal (or paranormally erotic?) does look compelling...we can only hope that someone ends up doing it with ghost somewhere along the line. (Think we'll get our wish?

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"Barely Legal Bubble Butts" Drive Us Nuts

DCypher — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Jenny Hendrix, Alexis Texas, Rachel Milan, Kristina Rose, and Aubrey Addams have many things in common, but one of them stands out more than most. Way out. Yes, we're talking about their sweet, phat, barely legal, chubby ass cheeks.

This week, director Van Styles brings together this all star cast to showcase their beautiful booties taking the fucking of their sweet young lives. And you know who wins? That's right. All of us do. Judging from the handful of amazing sample pictures they sent over, we bet you had already guessed that much.

Take, for exampl,e the ample posterior of stunning petulant diva Jenny Hendrix, which juts out precariously from the rest of her perfectly proportioned body with absolutely no regard as to how it will affect our delicate sensibilities. Under Van's steady, devilish direction, Jenny's orchestrated sexual performance creates severe swelling in specific regions of our bodies, causing euphoric bursts and intense cravings that haunt us for hours on end. Her droolworthy ass and high pitched moaning are enough to keep us well under her spell for years to cum.

Similarly Alexis (oh my sweet Buddha) Texas submits another award worthy performance, grinding those full round cheeks up and over the rigid tool of her lucky lover as he plunders the hot, tight, pink depths of her luscious honey hole.

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Florabel Mulvaney — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:00:00 EST

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Hustler Continues To Frighten Hot Chicks With Penis

DCypher — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Just when you thought it was safe to walk around bragging about the size of your unit again, Hustler goes and releases their sequel to "Scary Big Dicks" and ruins everything. Our erotic Halloween costume is now ruined!

Even more surprising than the fact that it's not named "Scary Big Dicks 2: Dicked Harder" is the fact that the movie, which stars terrified young vixens Alexia, Ally Ann, Amara Heart, Elly Fox, Jada Stevens, and Nicole Ray, is actually (wait for it)—good. Yeah, that caught us a little off guard as well.

As is our custom, we singled out one scene in particular to love, then obsess over, and finally pretend not to be that interested in but secretly wish it would, like, you know, call...and stuff. That scene featured the lovely and talented Nicole Ray, whose baby doll facial expressions and pert, firm young breasts were enough to leave us breathless. Watch her eat a gigantic cockmeat sandwich then get mounted and drilled out was astonishing, like witnessing a miracle. We have no idea where all that cock went either!

We'd also like to shout out Jada Stevens, who in so many ways is far too young and pretty to be that comfortable taking on the kind of cock she has since day one in porn—oversized, intimidating, and gigantic. Watching her suck on a monster is heart stopping entertainment for the whole family.

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Barely Legal Reaches Boiling Point At 99

DCypher — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Yesterday these horny little sperm garglers could only dream of choking on hard cock, having their tiny boxes pounded, and getting basted from head to toe in pearly white man chowder. You can't hold on to the past.

Today, they're bursting to offer their fresh tight young bodies up to be pounded pink and raw by the biggest pricks they can find. They're not happy until they're so full of semen that they can't stand up without spilling, until the white spunk is coming out their noses.

Hustler knows this. They've built their empire around this secret, unleashing volume after legal teen volume until you, the lucky consumer, are satisfied. What will it take to satisfy you people? Come on!

So, as the approach the event horizon of one hundred volumes, they turn the reins over to one of their best and brightest, Matti Klatt, to say goodbye to double digits once and for all, and bravely push forward towards what can only be a shining new future, a brave new world of sexual exploration with all the naivete and excitement that only a barely legal teen girl can bring to her blossoming sexuality.

Matti immediately struck out to find a fresh crop of youngsters cumming of age, weeding through literally hundreds of thousands of candidates before selecting Leslie Foxx, Angel Cummings, Lana Violet, Jackie Daniels, Natalie Norton, and Tatiana Kush to be the stars of this special 99th volume.

What he showed them, taught them, and what they taught him in return, well, we simply don't have the words for, to be honest. That's why we've included this rare and exclusive handful of tastefully erotic hardcore pornographic pictures to peruse, so you too can be left speechless.

"Barely Legal 99" comes out next week from Hustler. We are all lucky to have witnessed these beautiful young ladies experiencing the joys of their sexuality for the very first time.

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Hustler Continues Untrue Rampage By Targeting Jessica Simpson

DCypher — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Porn director of yore Stuart Canterbury makes a plucky comeback with "Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories - Jessica Simpson" starring Jessica Lynn, Gracie Glam, Kiera King, Melissa Jacobs, and Rachel Roxxx. Are you ready for the inside references?

Truth be told (or not), there's a whole lot to know about this broad and you don't want to miss a single moment of the goodness. And that's what we're here for: to help you break it down!

Ever since she famously asked whether Chicken of the Sea was tuna or chicken on her MTV reality show with her boy toy husband, American's have had an appetite for all things Jessica Simpson that simply cannot be satisfied. Since then, real life Simpson has regaled us with her amazing personal life, dating "creepy" John Mayer, sports hero Tony Romo, and possibly even Gerald Butler. She's also wowed us with her acting ability, which pretty much consists of her looking scorching hot in a pair of cut off jeans and then packing on an unhealthy amount of weight only to suspiciously shed it a few months later when the media made fun or her. Oh, and Eminem keeps picking on her, which means you must be famous (cough—one trick pony!).

The point is that week after precious week of our human lives, as we inch closer towards the grave, we find comfort, solace, and fascination in the sexual exploits of this once bright shining star. Whether it be outright attraction or simply morbid curiousity we can't help but wonder about her luscious genitals. The truth is, without a sex tape we will probably never know what her delightful pink butterfly looks like or is really up to, except when we use the power of our wonderful imaginations to dream the unknowable!

Or we can just buy this movie that our super cool Uncle Larry Flynt had made that pretty much covers all of that and more. While we don't want to give too much away we can pretty much tell you flat out that it is awesome. That is a direct quote.

"Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories - Jessica Simpson" comes out next week, but you can check a free sample of the goods here right now and see if it's your thing. We're pretty sure John Mayer will—and we hope he writes about it in his famously tedious blog. (Just kidding, John!)

Really? "You’re Nailin' Palin"? You Betcha!

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

This just proves that we always love to fuck the ones we love to hate to fuck to love to hate.

You're Nailin Palin: Interactive Adventures of a Hockey MILF

Studio: Hustler Video
Director: Axel Braun
Cast: Lisa Ann, Alexis Texas, Jay Lassiter, Chris Charming

In the Venn diagram of life, this movie represents the overlapping glory of Lisa Ann's strengths: she's done Sarah Palin, and she's done interactive porn. Have you done either of these things? If not, this will be a learning process. To begin with, thank your stunt-penises, Jay Lassiter and Chris Charming, for representing you so aptly.

You materialize in Governor Palin's office, where she promptly asks if you would like her to take her clothes off. If you say yes, she will. If you say no, angry red and black letters will inform you: YOU ARE NOT A MAVERICK!!! It's not as if you have total control. Try as I might, I couldn't get Sarah to put her clothing back on. I couldn't un-fuck her. Interactive porn is less like playing God and more like playing Cyrano de Bergerac: you forever strive to get laid.

And laid you get. You progress through the event tiers-teasing, masturbation, foreplay, oral, vaginal, anal-picking and choosing your favorite positions, until you finally give your stunt-penis license to cum. Once you're done with Sarah, Miss California (played by Alexis Texas) pays a visit to conduct an experiment "on the evils of homosexuality." Oh, satire! Thy name is lesbian scene.

In the Behind the Scenes footage, Alexis admits she doesn't know why she's playing Carrie Prejean, but that does not detract from her performance. Research be damned, Alexis fits in perfectly into the symphony your penis is conducting, joke and stroke. And just in case you forget which state representative you're pounding, she keeps the sash on.

Somehow, I feel that the interactivity helps the parody. Acting is reacting, and when it's just you and the jokes (and the sex), you can guffaw or groan or masturbate however you like. Overall, the humor suits Sarah. It's not that difficult to imagine the almost-VP launching dirty commands between pun-heavy innuendos. Personal favorite: when you're about to do her doggie-style, she says, "Why don't you fuck me like a sled dog so I can say I-did-your-rod?"

Of course, we can't forget to thank Lisa Ann. Her comfort in this role is apparent, and her embellishments are magical. After you share some particularly raucous cowgirl anal, Lisa Ann will smile and adjust her glasses ever so slightly. You will filibust a nut.

Why am I so into this? I don't know, but I'm positive I'm not the only one. It's been nearly a year since the election, and everyone is still just as excited by the idea of boning Sarah Palin. She's America's MILF. Years from now, future civilizations will unearth this ancient porno and realize they've discovered one of the sacred texts that make up the Cult of Palin.

Fox Sports To World: "zOMG! Nikki Benz Is Hawt!"

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

In all fairness, if Nikki Benz showed up at our office, flitting around in a French maid outfit, we'd probably lose it, too.

Now, we may not know much about sports, but we do know good innuendo when we hear it. We're not saying that she's out there fighting the man, we're just happy to see a fuck-friendly face hanging in the mainstream section. Does Nikki's appearance in a Fox-run webisode signal major network acceptance of pornstars? No. But that's cool. And you know what? Nikki Benz is a pretty good actress.

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Hailey Young & Jade Star (Hustler)

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 11:00:00 EDT

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Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:50:00 EDT

We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin).

True, we've seen weirder (much weirder) stuff in the realm of porno promos—but for today, this one definitely takes the cake.