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more about #hustler more comments → sloanemartin000: yes, i too equate quality french literature with american political figures. more » HotMovies4Her: I suspect this would be hilarious until I punched my girl in the face. She's not really into that. #sarahpalin more » info007: We're only giving them out to a select few. [www.hustlerworld.com] more » CaligulaSanchez: Is there a contest where we can win this? Can I buy this somewhere? I just need this in my life. #sarahpalin more » BitchesFreeman: This is as disturbing as the Maude mask from that Simpsons episode where Ned Flanders open a Christian themed amusement. #sarahpalin more » lesbiansayswhat: At first I thought that was a mask of Sheree from Housewives of Atlanta. #sarahpalin more » Conrad: There is something very unflattering about that? It sort of gives her an Arnold Schwarzenegger chin. #sarahpalin more » rogerfeelbert: Is it just me or does it look like there's, like, a *lot* going on in #8? more » Uli_Kunkel: Wow, lol is all I have to say about this one. more » Lincolnsbeard33: ehh Gracie Glam should have been Kelly more » -
#hardcore
Hustler Continues To Frighten Hot Chicks With Penis
Just when you thought it was safe to walk around bragging about the size of your unit again, Hustler goes and releases their sequel to "Scary Big Dicks" and ruins everything. Our erotic Halloween costume is now ruined! More » -
#hardcore
Barely Legal Reaches Boiling Point At 99
Yesterday these horny little sperm garglers could only dream of choking on hard cock, having their tiny boxes pounded, and getting basted from head to toe in pearly white man chowder. You can't hold on to the past. -
#hardcore
Hustler Continues Untrue Rampage By Targeting Jessica Simpson
Porn director of yore Stuart Canterbury makes a plucky comeback with "Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories - Jessica Simpson" starring Jessica Lynn, Gracie Glam, Kiera King, Melissa Jacobs, and Rachel Roxxx. Are you ready for the inside references? More » -
#dvd
Really? "You’re Nailin' Palin"? You Betcha!
This just proves that we always love to fuck the ones we love to hate to fuck to love to hate. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Fox Sports To World: "zOMG! Nikki Benz Is Hawt!"
In all fairness, if Nikki Benz showed up at our office, flitting around in a French maid outfit, we'd probably lose it, too. More » -
#wtf
Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask
We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin). More » -
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Hustler.com: All The Hustler Hotness In A Convenient Online Package
Since its founding in 1974, Hustler quickly gained the reputation of being the leader in raunchy hardcore fun. Hustler's website only helps to maintain this solid reputation. More » -
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Hustler.com: All The Hustler Hotness In A Convenient Online Package
Since its founding in 1974, Hustler quickly gained the reputation of being the leader in raunchy hardcore fun. Hustler's website only helps to maintain this solid reputation. More » -
#barelylegal
My Tutor: Gracie Glam And Tanner Mayes
Gracie Glam masturbates (as would you) in a camper in the middle of California's windswept high desert. Just outside stands Tanner Mayes, her masturbation fodder. "You're 18 now," breathes Mayes. "You don't have to do this alone." More » -
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Hustler.com: All The Hustler Hotness In A Convenient Online Package
Since its founding in 1974, Hustler quickly gained the reputation of being the leader in raunchy hardcore fun. Hustler's website only helps to maintain this solid reputation. More » -
#upcoming
Class Is In Session: "This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX"
Summer's done, and school's back in session—and come October 6, the kids of Bayside High will be back for some very naughty adventures, courtesy of Hustler's "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX." More » -
#upcoming
Who's "Nailin' Palin"? You Are!
Over the past year, we've seen "Sarah Palin" get boned by the Russians, Obama, David Letterman—and now, finally, even the common working man will get the chance to have his way with the Alaskan Princess. More » -
#parody
The Hustler Porn Parody Train Keeps On Chuggin'
Been hoping that the craze for porn parodies would die down soon? Keep hoping. Later this year, Hustler will be releasing "This Ain't Happy Days XXX 2" and "This Ain't Beverly Hills 90210 XXX"—and that's not all. More » -
#hardcore
Sapphic Bliss Fully Explored In Fourth Volume Of "Girls Banging Girls"
Carpet munching cuties attack crack, diving face first into mounds of muff in today's sneak peek. Pussy licking, labia sucking, and all kinds of hot, nasty, tongue-in-between-cheeks action abound as these lipstick lesbians display their addiction to snatch! More » -
#upcoming
"Puckered Up": The Anal Game Show Craze That's Sweeping The Nation
Move over, "The Price is Right"—Fleshbot's got a brand new favorite game show, and her name is "Puckered Up." Sure, there's no Bob Barker...but there are lots of hot ladies shoving things up their bums. More » -
#hardcore
Precious & Fleeting Gift Of Youthful Innocence Callously Discarded In "Barely Legal Corrupted 10"
The luscious young girls of "Barely Legal Corrupted 10" can't wait to cash in their amateur status and go full pro, putting as many miles (and cocks) between childhood and their 18th birthday as humanly possible. -
#pornlesbians
College Girls: This Time They're Lesbians
It's the long weekend after the first week at college, and you know what that means: tentative, tender lesbian exploration. "Do you think it's all right?" they whisper, removing the Gunds and keepsake American Girl dolls to reveal puffy ... More » -
#barelylegal
"Barely Legal 97": Ashley Rae And Nicole Ray
As the "Barely Legal" series approaches its 100th episode, what more can be done with it? Not much. But word on the street is that 18-and-19-year-olds are still attractive naked, so let's take a look at a couple of them. More »
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#dvd
"Big Wet Asses 15" And "Everybody Loves Lucy": More In Common Than You Think
What do "Big Wet Asses 15" and "Everybody Loves Lucy" have in common? Well, aside from the fact that they're both porn movies featuring ladies taking it up the butt, not much...though they do share the same set. More » -
#behindthescenes
"This Ain't Saved By The Bell"—The Liveblog
Dying to know more about the porn epic that is "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX"? Of course you are. And Hustler is dying to tell you more about the project: that's why they're liveblogging the filming. More » -
#upcoming
"This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX" Vs. "Saved By The Bell": A Comparison
Have you heard the news about "Saved by the Bell"? No, we're not talking about that lame reunion...we're talking about the "Saved by the Bell" porno that Hustler's been hard at work on.
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#pornstars
How Much Can Amber Rayne Fit In Her Ass?
Back in January, AVN awarded Amber Rayne the title of Unsung Starlet. We'd like to move that she be similarly recognized as having one of porn's most unsung asses. More » -
#hardcore
"Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories" Starts With Lindsay Lohan
We're not sure whose idea it was to go after starlets by blessing them with their own sex parodies, but it's pretty goddamn brilliant if you ask us. This is going to be good. More » -
#upcoming
Hustler's "Whores Have Eyes" (And Raging Nymphomania)
"A small desert town in the middle of nowhere is plagued by radiation, causing the female inhabitants to become mutated nymphomaniacs." Don't you hate it when that happens? This highly plausible scenario drives Hustler's upcoming feature "The Whores Have Eyes." More » -
#upcoming
Hustler "Loves Lucy" (And So Does Everyone Else)
It had to happen eventually: Hustler's a releasing a sitcom porn parody with not one "This Ain't" or "Not The" in the title. "Everybody Loves Lucy" streets this August, with Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer as Lucy and Ricky. More » -
#upcoming
"Saved By The Bell" Gets The Porn Parody Treatment
Elizabeth Berkley had "Showgirls," Dustin Diamond had "Screeched," and now "Saved by the Bell" has "This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX." Consider your childhood officially destroyed. (hustlerworld.com) -
#upcoming
Everyone's Nailin' Paylin—Even You!
Sarah Palin may have stepped down from public life, but Serra Paylin is an unstoppable porno juggernaut. "Hollywood's Nailin' Paylin" is in the can, and "Letterman's Nailin' Paylin" and "You're Nailin' Paylin" are on their way. Isn't America great? (xbiz.com) -
#hardcore
"Hardcore Circus" Isn't Clowning Around
Though the circus is generally seen as family fun, innocent and appropriate for all ages, Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" is anything but. (Which probably explains why we like it so much.) More » -
#dvd
"Not The Cosbys XXX": All That And A Jello Pudding Pop
"Not The Cosbys XXX" may just be our most hotly anticipated porn of 2009. Growing up in the eighties, "The Cosby Show" was a big deal—and we were also thrilled to see more black people in mainstream porn.
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#fleshflicks
Riley Evans Makes For Some Very "Happy Days"
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days. Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days. Thursday, Friday, Happy Days. The blowjob comes, Riley Evans hums...these happy days are yours and mine! More » -
#hardcore
"The Whores Have Eyes" & Other Orifices
As far as clever names for porn parodies go, it doesn't get much better than this. Luckily, the fare doesn't match the parody genre: it's still way too early in the week for zombie porn. More »
