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more about #humor more comments → Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Porn Valley production of Stimulus Plan sales-pitch to feature Tim Geithner as himself. He'll explain it away as not even an indiscretion by claiming ... more » bdve: Wow...just wow. more » NicoElise: that's awesome more » Tranari: I still think Nailing You Wife was the funniest. Then again, I love Nathan Fillion. more » evan_phi: HA. "I can't wait to fuck this thing" haha. brilliant. more » Snowbunny: Ha! I like it. I like it a lot. "I thought we were...double entendre-ing..." more » kcquestor: It's the rule of three: First time = funny Second time = not so funnt Third time = HILARIOUS more » daprincess: YES! The closing joke was killer. I laughed so loud my s.o. came in from the other room and asked what was going on. Nothing like talking about fucki... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: That last line reminds me of possibly the raunchiest ONION Community Voices pieces, titled "I think I'm going about this cat breeding thing wrong". As... more » Brian47: Yep, that was certainly funnier than the last few before it... Makes me more anxious to see Sasha Grey in Steven Soderberg's next film "The Girlfriend... more » -
#pornstars
Savanna On Sex
Seeing as Savanna Samson can do nearly everything — she's a porn goddess, vintner, singer and writer — we'd suggest you take her advice on, well, anything. In her column on xcritic.com, she offers pretty sound (and sexy) sex advice. More » -
#humor
10 Hottest Bible Babes Of All Time
Thank God there's enough irreverence floating around this holiday season for Manofest to have come up with this little gem. More » -
#video
You Come To This Kitchen Often?
You know you sometimes eye that piece fruit, or that naughty vegetable, wondering what it would feel like right there. And we've got news for you: that vegetable is thinking about you too. More » -
#video
"This Ain't The Stimulus Package XXX" Debuts On Limited Screens
Mr. Flynt may not have secured a porn bailout—but that won't stop the pornographers from giving the rest of us the stimulus package we so desperately need. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
"PG Porn" Finds Its Stride (And Sasha Grey Helps!)
After some trial and error, it seems that James Gunn's "PG Porn" has finally hit its stride. The latest installment, "Roadside Ass-istance" (featuring Sasha Grey), actually made us laugh. Out loud, in fact! More » -
#humor
You Mean Ron Jeremy Doesn't Actually Speak French?
Porn "plots" aren't always realistic, or even particularly well written, but at least they can be good for a few laughs. (regretfulmorning.com, thumbnail) -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
"PG Porn" Wishes You A Very Belladonna Christmas
It's been so long since the first installment of "PG Porn" that we'd thought the project had been entirely abandoned. But no: "PG Porn" is back just in time for Christmas—and with Belladonna in tow! More » -
#sexadvice
Still Horny After All These Years
What does it say about human relations that there are only “32 Ways to Please Your Lover," but 50 ways to leave? -
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#video
Surfer Girls 2: Where Surf Meets Sex
"Surfer Girls 2": a porn in which the girlfriends of the Beach Boys fuck sharks, wax their surfboards with semen, and adorn their genitals with kelp. Or, er, maybe not. Look, in all the hustle and bustle and what have you, we may not have actually watched this movie, or even picked it up from the store. But whatever: the good people at PopPorn have put together a review that tells us everything we need to know about this instant classic from "Shane's World." Well, mostly. In any case, we get to see Morgan Mae's boobs... and isn't that what really matters? Video after the jump. More » -
#newspapers
The Guardian Takes A Long Hard Look At Porno Plots
Of all the strange mysterious mysteries of the porn world, perhaps the oddest of all is the porno plot. Fundamentally, porn exists so that we can watch two (or more!) people doing it—so why do we need some crazy set up to help us get in the mood? We may never have an answer to that question, but at least we can laugh at this this gallery of porno opening shots. Though we have to say, that rollerskating accident porno looks really compelling. (guardian.co.uk, via Violet Blue) -
#thisweekinimaginedporntitles
We've seen more than a few bad pornos in our day... but none quite so awful as those imagined up by the readers of Cracked. Though, really, you all know you're dying to see "Shins of Sin." (cracked.com) -
#whatswrongwiththispicture
Having a bachelor party? You might want to leave the kids at home. We know babies like boobs and all, but you want them to have something to look forward to when they grow up. (postyourgirls.com) -
#humor
T. Rex is totally right: we do need a new analogy for sex. At the very least it will give professional sex writers a whole new way to talk about boning, banging, and doing the horizontal polka (though as far as we're concerned people don't talk about doing the horizontal polka enough.) (qwantz.com) -
#hardcore
Sex With A Smile: Top Ten Funny Porn Clips
Some of you have been asking us lately whether porn can be funny. Well, we can at least tell you that it doesn't always have to be serious: whether the action involves cum shots gone wrong, amateur porn bloopers, or good old fashioned porn "acting," the line between sexy and funny is sometimes very thin. Didn't that Freud guy say something about that very subject once? Okay, he probably didn't. But we think you'll at least get a chuckle out of the clips you'll find after the jump ... or at least some other kind of spontaneous ejaculation. -
#bloopers
When Playboy Shoots Go Wrong
Though it may seem that Playboy models are born fully formed from the head of Hugh Hefner, clad in lingerie and ready to take perfect shot after perfect shot, the truth is that even Playmates are all too human. And, as evidenced by this collection of Playboy bloopers, they're even capable of taking a bad photo every now and then! But then, who wants a perfect Playmate anyway? At least these gals have a sense of humor. (hotbox.thumblogger.com) -
#worldofpeen
We thought ourselves well acquainted with the wild and crazy world of dickisms, but after briefly browsing Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms, we realize we're mere novices when it comes to conversing about the 21st digit. If you can take a break from wrestling with Beastus Maximus, check out this comprehensive database and learn every term from A to Zamboner. (starma.com, via dailybedpost.com) -
#cake
Proving that some memes will never die: behold what we believe to be the world's first "2 Girls, 1 Cup" birthday cake. Don't worry, that cup is full of chocolate. We think. (flickr.com - thanks Blakeley) -
#thisweekinporntitles
2008's Top Ten Porn Parodies: Life Imitates Art?
While some porno titles are clearly the products of divine inspiration ("Cum Fart Tsunami," anyone?), others rely on more mundane sources of inspiration. giving us "The Eliot Splitz-her Story" and any number of "Sex and the City" clones. In a tip of the hat to the latter mode of pornspiration, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey teamed up during the MTV Movie Awards to offer us the "Top Ten Porno Names Based On Hit Movies Of 2008." Any idea how long it'll take for the porno studios to actually make these into real stroke flicks? Cause we're dying to see "The Suck-It List." -
#funwithphotoshop
When Porn (Still) Isn't Porn
Porn pictures that have been digitally enhanced into a state of glossy hyperrealistic perfection are nothing new—but what are we to make of porn pictures that are digitally enhanced to the point of not being pornographic anymore? We're not sure if the anonymous author of this blog lifted these creations from a certain thread at Something Awful a while back or created them him/herself, but as far as we're concerned they're still among the best things we've come across since lolpr0n. (And those examples which are not only Photoshopped and Painted beyond recognition but have lolpr0n captions too? Even better! More » -
#books
When "Bad Sex" Happens To Good People
Statistically speaking, the more sex one has the less chance it will be bad, even if the bloom might fade from the rose after Partner 100 or Client 9. Perhaps this is why the anecdotes in "Bad Sex," a collection of first-person accounts culled by the editors of Nerve.com, just don't seem all that awful on the (w)hole. More » -
#itsfunnycauseitstrue
Life In The Trenches: Brian Shackleford's "Porn Editor"
If you are looking for the elusive missing link between porn and mainstream entertainment, the editor is the closest you'll get. Whichever side of the Hollywood sign he's on, when he surfaces after cutting up your movie, he usually hates it, and you. Brian Shackleford's mostly-Flash animated "Porn Editor," airing weekly on HBO, deals bluntly with the sadness of large breast desensitization, celebrity porn slumming, and mismanaged Avid expectations. (Ed. note: We know the feeling.)
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#sexculture
Getting "Mortified": Because It Always Hurts The First Time
Sexual frankness and its component shame in public isn't limited to emerging fully formed in "Barely Legal" or deleted MySpace pages. In fact, a commoditized multimedia mortification trend has taken shape in bookstores and stages across America (and in Sweden!) at the hands of a plucky band of "Angstologists". More » -
#dirtymusic
Since we're trying to get into the holiday spirit today, let's join those wacky troubadours The Wet Spots for a few choruses of the ultra-catchy instant classic "Fist Me This Christmas", shall we? Sure beats listening to yet another rendition of "Carol of the Bells" or "The Nutcracker Suite" on yet another cheesy TV commercial. (goodiebag.tv) -
#movies
Non-Porn Of The Moment: "The Boys' & Girls' Guide To Getting Down"
We don't watch porn all the time. Sometimes we watch movies that make us think, "She should be in porn." Such was the case with "The Boys & Girls Guide To Getting Down", sort of a travelogue about several blocks in Los Angeles and the substance-fueled meowry that dwell therein ... as well as a helpful primer on getting them naked and making your escape after doing so. More » -
#playboy
Porn On TV: Playboy's "Canoga Park"
Canoga Park is one of Porn Valley's many subdivided ranchos that grew as a bedroom community of Los Angeles after World War II. Lucy and Desi had a house here. It also happens to be ground zero (adjacent) of America's Porn Belt (only neighboring Chatsworth has more gapes per acre). Playboy TV has endeavored to capture the rich pornic aroma of the place with this semi-scripted comedy, which will sneak preview this Friday and go into regular rotation November 9. Can "Canoga Park" do for the San Fernando Valley what "Bonanza" did so many years before? That's hardly relevant. More » -
#stormydaniels
Sunday With Stormy
The tiny dynamo, or pornomo, that is Stormy Daniels writes and directs most of the movies she stars in, including her latest, "Operation Desert Stormy". This Sunday she will join the Upright Citizens Brigade at their theatre in Hollywood to talk about the movie and to make with the "personal reminiscences" as fodder for their show. We have not yet seen "Operation Desert Stormy" because we've yet to crawl out from under its mountain of related swag, but we hear it's very funny, and the UCB is pretty damn funny as well, so once you're clear of your audit at the Celebrity Centre across the street, go see Stormy. More » -
#stereotypes
Yay! The Pool Guy's Here!
In Penthouse Digital's upcoming "Sexual Revolution" by director Guy Capo, a segment titled "Attack of the Porno Plots" features what happens when the plumber, the pizza delivery man, the cable guy, and the pool cleaner all visit Sophie on the very same magic day. From what we saw, the cable guy got the least action of the four workmen. See? That's what you get for charging me for my air channels. More » -
#lolpron
LOLpr0n of the Moment: Micah Moore
As Fleshbot prepares for its ultra-secret v.3 upgrade tomorrow (or the tomorrow after that, in the mind of God), we said goodbye to those glorious 500 px. wide images and searched for something all 250-ish. What better delivery system than the delicious Micah Moore, having landed the way no cat would in Kick Ass Pictures' upcoming foot fetish movie "Barefoot Confidential"? More »
