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more about #humor more comments → Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Porn Valley production of Stimulus Plan sales-pitch to feature Tim Geithner as himself. He'll explain it away as not even an indiscretion by claiming ... more » bdve: Wow...just wow. more » NicoElise: that's awesome more » Tranari: I still think Nailing You Wife was the funniest. Then again, I love Nathan Fillion. more » evan_phi: HA. "I can't wait to fuck this thing" haha. brilliant. more » Snowbunny: Ha! I like it. I like it a lot. "I thought we were...double entendre-ing..." more » kcquestor: It's the rule of three: First time = funny Second time = not so funnt Third time = HILARIOUS more » daprincess: YES! The closing joke was killer. I laughed so loud my s.o. came in from the other room and asked what was going on. Nothing like talking about fucki... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: That last line reminds me of possibly the raunchiest ONION Community Voices pieces, titled "I think I'm going about this cat breeding thing wrong". As... more » Brian47: Yep, that was certainly funnier than the last few before it... Makes me more anxious to see Sasha Grey in Steven Soderberg's next film "The Girlfriend... more » cand86: Fantastic. more » BeautifulAgony: That was hilarious! And, yah, the pussy joke was right there.... that's why it was funnier, to me, that he didn't use it! Sasha is freakin' hot and hi... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: First time he used the joke: Very funny. Second time he used the same joke: Mildly funny. Third time: Eh. And he should have made a pussy joke. It wa... more » inverts: But I did hear that he is quite a cunning linguist. I don't care, that was worth it. more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Every time I watch one of these, the first thing that comes to mind is that at best this stuff would be rated PG-13. more » -
#pornstars
Savanna On Sex
Seeing as Savanna Samson can do nearly everything — she's a porn goddess, vintner, singer and writer — we'd suggest you take her advice on, well, anything. In her column on xcritic.com, she offers pretty sound (and sexy) sex advice. More » -
#humor
10 Hottest Bible Babes Of All Time
Thank God there's enough irreverence floating around this holiday season for Manofest to have come up with this little gem. More » -
#video
You Come To This Kitchen Often?
You know you sometimes eye that piece fruit, or that naughty vegetable, wondering what it would feel like right there. And we've got news for you: that vegetable is thinking about you too. More » -
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"This Ain't The Stimulus Package XXX" Debuts On Limited Screens
Mr. Flynt may not have secured a porn bailout—but that won't stop the pornographers from giving the rest of us the stimulus package we so desperately need. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
"PG Porn" Finds Its Stride (And Sasha Grey Helps!)
After some trial and error, it seems that James Gunn's "PG Porn" has finally hit its stride. The latest installment, "Roadside Ass-istance" (featuring Sasha Grey), actually made us laugh. Out loud, in fact! More » -
#humor
You Mean Ron Jeremy Doesn't Actually Speak French?
Porn "plots" aren't always realistic, or even particularly well written, but at least they can be good for a few laughs. (regretfulmorning.com, thumbnail) -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
"PG Porn" Wishes You A Very Belladonna Christmas
It's been so long since the first installment of "PG Porn" that we'd thought the project had been entirely abandoned. But no: "PG Porn" is back just in time for Christmas—and with Belladonna in tow! More » -
#sexadvice
Still Horny After All These Years
What does it say about human relations that there are only “32 Ways to Please Your Lover," but 50 ways to leave? -
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#hardcore
Sex With A Smile: Top Ten Funny Porn Clips
Some of you have been asking us lately whether porn can be funny. Well, we can at least tell you that it doesn't always have to be serious: whether the action involves cum shots gone wrong, amateur porn bloopers, or good old fashioned porn "acting," the line between sexy and funny is sometimes very thin. Didn't that Freud guy say something about that very subject once? Okay, he probably didn't. But we think you'll at least get a chuckle out of the clips you'll find after the jump ... or at least some other kind of spontaneous ejaculation.
