NYC's Standard Hotel Is An Exhibitionist's Delight

Still mourning the loss of Times Square's peep shows? You'd do well to get to the High Line ASAP. The newly opened NYC park offers an excellent view of the Standard Hotel, whose floor-to-ceiling windows leave nothing to the imagination. More »

Minnesota Tries To Clean Up Hotels, Get Rid Of Porn

As part of a "clean hotels" initiative, a Minnesota county public health department is asking local government in Rochester to put a stop to pay-per-view porn in hotels. Good thing we always bring our own. (xbiz.com, thumbnail)

Over a year after one NYC boutique hotel started offering room service sex toys, the hot new gimmick that hotels are using to gouge you on pointless amenities customize your lodging experience are sex kits that you can buy at the mini-bar, including condoms and massage oils. Heck, just being in a room that doesn't charge by the hour is enough to get us in the mood. (abcnews.go.com)

Sexy Hotel Room Cleaning Method Will Leave A Funny Taste In Your Mouth

We all know by now that hotel rooms are supposed to be among the filthiest places on the planet, what with all those cooties crawling over even the most innocuous looking remote control. So they next time you check into, say, an Extended Stay hotel (for whom this viral video was allegedly made), hope that a lovely blonde like this one has taken the trouble to swab down everything thoroughly in advance of your arrival. And then wonder why they aren't charging you twice as much to stay there. (Video after the jump.) More »

Checking In To The Swiss Hotel

We all know that hotel rooms are designed for sex. Okay, so there are those whole "business travel" and "family vacation" things too ... but if hotels really are for other purposes, why do we always think of hot babes taking their clothes off whenever we see those plastic-wrapped glasses in the bathroom and that "Do Not Disturb" sign hanging off the door? Maybe it has something to do with all the time we spent ogling German Saez's vacation pics of his stay at the Swiss Motel with model Karina Stigler. If this isn't the perfect example of five star comfort and amenities, we don't know what is. More »

If a mother can get $85,000 just because her kids watched a few minutes of hotel room porn, what do our parents deserve for all scrambled porn we "stole" during our impressionable youth? Only our inheritance lawyers know for sure! (upi.com)

Hotels and humping already go hand-in-hand, but now that Manhattan's Bryant Park Hotel is offering a room service menu of sex toys from NYC sex shop The Pleasure Chest you really won't ever need to leave your room. (pleasurehappens.blogspot.com) More »

In an effort to be more "family friendly" (read: cave in to the demands of hysterical antiporn lobbying groups), UK budget hotel chain Travelodge has stopped the broadcast of pay-per-view porn movies in all of its guest rooms ... which just means that Dad will be forced to start patronizing local peep shows instead when he needs a break from Mom and the kids during that next family trip to visit Aunt Sally. (telegraph.co.uk)

We're not sure what practical use you can find for this interactive map showing all the hotels in the Washington DC area mentioned in the phone records of the "DC Madame" Deborah Palfrey ... except to remind yourself that there sure are a lot of horny businessmen who spend time in DC area hotels. (mapbuilder.net)

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