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Hooters On Parade At The 2009 Hooters Swimsuit Pageant

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

The Hooters formula is a tried and true success (who can say no to scantily clad women and fatty foods?)—but to be honest, we've always found the Hooters uniform to be a little, well, lacking.

Maybe it's those orange shorts, or the tan pantyhose, or that creepy owl—but anyway, what we're really trying to say here is that the Hooters Swimsuit Pageant is a vastly better way to experience the charms of your friendly neighborhood Hooters girl.

Perhaps the company will take note and consider a change in uniform? Bikinis might not be the most hygienic workplace attire...but we're sure the health inspector would be happy to turn a blind eye. Right?

· 2009 Hooters Swimsuit Pageant (boobieblog.com)

Certain folks in the UK—you know,...

Jonnobot — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:51:54 EDT

Certain folks in the UK—you know, that land of such eminent feminist institutions as Page 3 girls and Nuts Magazine—aren't too happy about the prospect of Hooters expanding into their market: "Hooters is and intends to be more like a lap-dance club than a family restaurant ... Without the sexualised waiters and the soft porn and sport on display, what would men go for? They can get better and cheaper chicken wings in KFC." Just one minute there, old chap—everyone knows Hooters' wings totally kick KFC's ass. (And wait, people are getting lap dances at Hooters these days too? Why would men eat anywhere else?) (guardian.co.uk)

Hooters does what 50 years of containment...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:16:26 EDT

Hooters does what 50 years of containment policy and nuclear brinksmanship could not by opening a franchise in Beijing and finally destroying communism for good. Wasn't it Henry Kissinger who said chicken wings are the world's strongest aphrodisiac? (abcnews.go.com)

Morning Wood: Mating Season

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:33:44 EDT

· A bunch of horny manatees are causing traffic jams in Florida. Not web traffic, sadly, just cars. (firstcoastnews.com)

· We've haven't seen Daisy Fuentes in awhile, maybe because she's too busy getting drunk in the ocean. She's definitely no sea cow. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Let's say you open a salon where scantily-clad ladies cut hair in sexy outfits. Well, this is the worst that can happen. (alliednews.com)

· Hooters is now 25 years old, so come on down and bring the kids!. When they say one big happy family, they mean it. (ajc.com)

· Some Malaysians don't mind the sports car racing, but aren't so keen on the ever-present racing babes. Sorry, you can't have one without the other. (thestar.com.my)

· Nudist recreation is now more popular than golf or tennis. Probably because you don't have to wear those ugly shirts. (azcentral.com)

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Wet Spots: Building A Better Babe

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 19:45:02 EDT

· Babelog regular Anna Michalik is very skillful with power tools. We wonder if she could use a hand on that back porch? (dailyniner.com)

· Make your reservations now for the newest Hooters franchise ... in Dubai. When they say "wings hotter than the Arabian desert," they mean it. (gulfnews.com)

· To shave or not to shave? Your balls that is. The manscaping debate rages on (with way too many references to "musky odors" for our tastes.) (observer.com, via Gawker)

· Worcester County, Maryland, passes an emergency zoning bill to restrict the growth of adult business, because there's no greater emergency than a zoning emergency. (delmarvanow.com)

· We won't be at the naked summer solstice run in Latvia this weekend, but to show our support we might jog around the living room in our underwear. (yahoo.com)

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