Meggan Malone: The Vagina, The Niche, And The (Lack of) Wardrobe

The closest Meggan Malone comes to Lord Aslan in Homegrown Video's "The Chronicals {sic} of Hornia {not-sic}" is mentioning in her pre-flight interview that she just acquired "a baby kitten." And the only Christian allegory that can be found in this video featuring the then-future Vivid contract girl are—well, there are no Christian allegories. What a goddamn gyp. I expect all my porn to somehow relate to the crucifixion. More »

Read My Lips (If You Can): "Natural Bush 41"

It wasn't intended this way, but that's how I took it. Here in the waning days of Bush 43—when we look back on an administration that, strange as it may seem, made the tenure of his dad look comparatively awesome—comes an amateur movie called "Natural Bush 41," in which the very performers pubicly hearken back to 1989. Those were the days. More »