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more about #holiday more comments → Ruthless, If you let me: Lux, this is how they should be made. The video was a bit odd, but it featured India, my favorite new Brit girl, so it's completely redeemed. more » otko: Still like Keeley Hazell better. Just a little more » squeezyface: Happy festival of lights, Lux. more » fatquack: They don't get naked at all, as soon as they lose underwear, you just get an advertisement! more » Clare: I L-O-V-E LOVE that the penises on that Agent Provocateur cardigan are ejaculating the "AP" logo. more » faproulette: Those vagina pendents are scary stuff! "For the stylist genital enthusiast" Oh my hahaha! more » ValfridBuccaneer: Is it possible to get a link to the non-gallery format on gallery posts? :) more » erikextra: Is this where we can ask fleshbot's wizened advice on other gifts? The girlfriend wants an electric shaver for both legs and everywhere else. Any tips... more » Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it: "Jewish kids get 8 nights, but all they are getting are blue socks!" more » pennycandy: I'm getting Nuttin' for christmas... more » OrenHalomiosis: Joy to the world: the girls want come. This pole has never been more North. Ho. Ho. Ho. 'Tis the season to be naughty. Ready for a visit from Old ... more » dirtybacon: This makes me think of a porn I saw years ago, I think it was called "Merry XXXmas" (though I could be wrong). There was a midget that played an elf, ... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Finishing on the main-stage, Comet -- & remember, she'll be coming around to your tables, so don't forget to tip. Now, please give it up for Cupi... more » fleshbotpdh: Rudolph the Red Cocked Reindeer, Had a very shiny... more » MalzyWheels: Santa doesn't want a Red Rider, he wants a Pink Vagina! more » -
#holiday
A Turkey's Eye View (Of A Topless India Reynolds)
Up until now, we've never had much reason to feel jealous of the Christmas turkey. But ZOO's investigation into turkey prep has opened our eyes: there's more to turkey life than getting baked and stuffed—there's topless girls, too! More » -
#babes
It's A Very Lucy Pinder Christmas
Pour yourself a nice glass of eggnog and start cranking the holiday tunes: Lucy Pinder has declared an official start to the Christmas season...and who are we to argue with Lucy Pinder? More » -
#holiday
Get Into The Chanuka Spirit With Strip Dreidel
As the sun sets tonight, the Jews of the world (including a certain Fleshbot editrix!) will be celebrating the first night of Chanuka—and naturally, someone's decided to insert some sex into the festivities: enter Strip Dreidel. More » -
#holiday
ZOO Throws The Best Xmas Party Ever
As December draws to a close, offices around the world are popping open the champagne and pouring the eggnog in anticipation of the annual holiday party. Try as they might, though, they won't beat ZOO in the party department. More » -
#giftguides
Tis The Season: Your Sexy Holiday Shopping Guide
Now that the turkey's been polished off and the table cleared, it's time to turn our thoughts to what really matters: Black Friday, and the start of the holiday shopping season. More » -
#babes
Kitty Lea Presents Ofrendas For The Dead
What? You've never offered anything to your ancestors on el Dia de los Muertos? This is what it looks like. Usually there are more skulls. More » -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? 69 Days of Christmas Edition
"We're stuffing more things than stockings this Christmas," crows the pitch for this release featuring the biteable Tyla Wynn. All right. We'll take that. But you can do better. -
#christmas
I Saw Stella Fucking Santa Claus
We don’t know exactly where “Dirty Santa” was filmed, but we want to go there and spend our Christmas vacation lolling about on chaises lounges with Private vixens unwrapping our presents. -




