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#dvd
"Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy
Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. More » -
#upcoming
Elegant Angel Unveils Next Generation Of "Sporty Girls"
As a general rule, we can take or leave organized sports (except for "indoor sports," yukyuk). Sporty girls, however, are the creamy peanut butter to our sweet, tangy jelly (or maybe it's the other way around?). More » -
#dvd
Just Wild About Hairy: "Brazen And Unshaven"
It wasn't too long ago that all sexy women were unshaven, so it is especially important for a title like this that these women also be brazen. Because if you read Cosmo, you know that Hairy Ladies Need An Edge. More » -
#dvd
Hillary Scott Is Just A Girl With A Dream... And A Four Disc DVD
The cover of "Icon" informs us of two very important things. The first is that Hillary Scott is "just a girl with a dream"—what, precisely, that dream is is not explained, but we suspect that it has something to do with cocks. Secondly, the cover informs us that an icon is "one who is the object of great attention and devotion." We believe this is what's known as "foreshadowing." More » -
#gossip
Christie Brinkley is blaming her nasty, high-profile tabloid divorce on her "deviant" husband and his porn addiction, but the brave New York Daily News isn't buying it! To prove that porn isn't to blame, they asked the opinion of totally unbiased observers ... like Hillary Scott and Joanna Angel! (But seriously, going online to ogle pictures of sexy, half-naked ladies? What a creep!) (nydailynews.com) -
#pornstars
The 100 Hottest Women In Porn (According To Genesis, Anyway)
Speaking of important developments this election year, another set of results have come in that are guaranteed to stir debate among a feverish electorate: Genesis magazine has released their tenth annual "Porn's Hot 100" list, and while we're pleased to see that more than a few of our most notable Crush Objects have made their way onto it (though we're not surprised—after all, having good taste in pornstars has long been one of the prime requirements for this job), we can't help but be aware that there are some readers out there who will be miffed that their favorite(s) didn't make the cut. More » -
#youarethere
Popshots Of The Week: Seeing Stars At The 2008 XRCO Awards
This year's XRCO (X-Rated Critics Organization) Awards were a departure from the genuinely directionless world of porn awards shows in that they started pretty close to when they should have and, halfway through, people were still sitting down to watch. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Who Should Be Steven Soderbergh's "Girlfriend"?
Director Steven Soderbergh has announced that his next project will be "The Girlfriend Experience," a cinéma-véritélow-budget indie film about a $10,000-a-night hooker. Since the movie would be shot in the style of his previous film, "Bubble," it will employ a minimal amount of money, sets, professional actors, or even written words—the dialogue will be mostly improvised. This lack of Hollywood touches, plus the subject matter, has led early speculation to be that Soderbergh may hire an experienced adult film actress to play the lead. But who would that be? More » -
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#pornmysteries
Where In The World Is Hillary Scott? (Part 2)
When last we spoke, Hillary Scott was nowhere to be found among the "Not the Bradys" family, having been replaced by Teagan Presley (who had herself been replaced by Stoya as a Digital Playground contract performer, but that's another story). So we looked to the skies to find Hillary Scott ... and there she was, on a roof in downtown Los Angeles freezing her parts off as she filmed her next movie, "Icon." More » -
#pornmysteries
Where In The World Is Hillary Scott? (Part 1)
Hanging over the set of "Not the Bradys XXX 2" (yes, if there can be an "Agent Cody Banks 2," there can be a "Not the Bradys XXX 2") was the pregnant question "Where's Marcia, Marcia, Marcia?" You see, back in Ought-7, Hillary Scott originated that role in the first "Not the Bradys XXX." But contractual obligations conspired to take Scott away from the series to replace her with former Digital Playground star Teagan Presley. What? You're saying this means nothing to you and that you're more concerned about who will replace John Travolta in the remake of "Dallas"? Well, Hillary's absence is big news here, anyway. Read more after the gap. More » -
#hardcore
Kimberly Kane Hits "The Sweet Spot"
DCypher reports: Shot back in porn's last golden age (= about four months ago) when it was acceptable to use tons of hot naked chicks to get your point across instead of things like dialogue, "The Sweet Spot" has a story line thinner than your average porn star's thong underwear: a series of wispy, haiku-esque threads narrated by Kimberly Kane as a sex club owner. Proving that sometimes less does indeed mean more, that translates into more time for smoldering teases by Lux Cassidy, Justine Joli, and Carli Banks and a lot more hot sex. More » -
#yearinreview
Gram's Dirty Dozen: The Year In Porn Movies
In 2007, Fleshbot's Central Porn Processing Plant handled everything from big budget epics like "Upload" to smaller, more personal films like the Amy Fisher Sex Tape. We laughed at comedies like "Spunk'd" , lifted up our (hearts) to lighthearted romps like "Babysitters", and then watched (them) get broken with "The Skin Trade". The year also saw us journeying to sordid warehouses and the beaches of Ibiza to bring you the finest snatches of Porn's Multistained Tapestry. And you finally commented!
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#dvdreview
Sex, Loads & Rock 'N' Roll: "The Instigator"
Moxxie Maddron is not a drama queen and she doesn't do things just to be outrageous. She is not like Holly Golightly or even "That Girl", delightfully upending the lives of people around her. Instead, it seems that everywhere she goes, sex happens. This is the plot of "The Instigator".
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#hardcore
Tastes Like Britney: Hillary Scott In "Britney Rears 4"
Fleshbot correspondent D. Cypher reports: More » -
#avn2008
2008 AVN Awards Nominees: Let the Glamour Begin!
AVN announced the nominees for its 2008 awards today with several new categories, including the Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year trophy (pitting husband and wife Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick against each other!) as well as new(er)standbys like the Unsung Starlet award, which honors women who don't employ a publicist. This is why both Gianna and Gianna Lynn are nominated.
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#greatporn
DVD Review: Eva Angelina in "Upload"
With a budget of $375,000 (reportedly), "Upload" is one of the most expensive porn movies ever made. It had better be great, and it is.
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#hillaryscott
We're not sure why it took 10 Zen Monkeys ten months to publish this interview with Hillary Scott from last year's AVN Awards in which she discusses such weighty matters as getting stoned and racism in porn, but we're glad they did. (And by the way, "Extreme Asshole Makeover" is still in the running for our favorite porn titles of the year.) (10zenmonkeys.com) -
#hardcore
DVD Review: "Not The Bradys XXX"
While director Will Ryder's much-hyped "Not The Bradys XXX" is not a porn parody the way "The Da Vinci Load" was in that it doesn't add anything new and only imagines familiar characters having sex, its attention to detail, faithfulness to a "Brady Bunch"-style storyline (but with cumshots!), and—most important for good porn—an instinct to not get in its own way, makes this movie a fun purchase.
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#thisweekinbadpressreleases
Handlers: Hillary Scott Is Not "Tiffany"
Escort ad rag LA X Press this week posted a picture of Hillary Scott on its cover beside the name "Tiffany", who was listed on page 15 as an "18-year-old hottie" guaranteeing "full release" (because partials are infuriating). More » -
#thewaytheywere
Before They Were Famous: Hillary Scott In "Vanilla Killa 2"
Prior to Hillary Scott winning most major AVN awards this year and landing her million-dollar (sic) contract, she appeared in this little art film called "Vanilla Killa 2". "November 2006 was a heady time when I could take more risks," she did not say, not adding, "I wonder where all those people are now?" The film, touting the logline "White bitches best be afraid!" comes with a bonus disc featuring the indie "Black & White Fuck Riot #1". More » -
#firstlook
"Chemistry 3": The Experiment Continues
There's a good reason why the delightful Tristan Taormino's "Chemistry" won Best Gonzo Release at the AVN Awards last year: there aren't many porn flicks out there that manage to combine reality-style cinema verité with a keen eye towards relationship dynamics and plenty of good old-fashioned hot fucking. (And the fact that her cast invariably seems to be having as good a time fucking each other as we do watching them fuck has a lot to do with it as well.) More » -
#dvd
Stuffing? I'm Stayin'! Porn of the Moment: "Feed Me Your Cream"
You may remember our delight with last year's "Cum Drink My Vintage Wine", released by a company that I think no longer exists. (Who knew?). But today's title is sure to be the new Away message for Instant Messengers across the blogosphere. "Feed Me Your Cream" stars April, Harmony, and a pre-billion-dollar contract Hillary Scott. We like to think of phrases like "Feed Me Your Cream" and "Cum Drink My Vintage Wine" as being delivered by severe, jackboot-wearing EuroMILFs. Must go find some ... More » -
#dvdreview
The Unkindest Cut: jessica drake in "Delilah"
Other than the works of Shakespeare, I suppose, there is no more fertile place to mine stories than the Bible. Even for porn. More » -
#hype
If recent instances of porn prerelease hysteria have left you feeling sick of certain titles before they even hit the shelves, you might want to ignore (if you can) any of the press onslaught you'll be facing about director Will Ryder's "Not The Bradys XXX" between now and its release in September. Then again, you ignore anything involving Fleshbot faves Hillary Scott, Aurora Snow, and Alana Evans at your own peril, so it's a tough call. (avn.com; more @ myspace.com/thebradysxxx) -
#thisweekinanal
Hillary Scott's "Creamy Stinkstars"
The angelically devilish Hillary Scott continues to prove her worth as Sex Z Pictures' first million dollar(-ish) contract star with the release of her second directorial feature for the company this week. If you weren't already convinced that her "Extreme Asshole Makeover" put her at the forefront of filth—and as if the title alone didn't let you know that her latest isn't the kind of porn that's likely to wind up in a gauzy soft-focus edit on the Spice Channel someday—we'll let Hillary herself explain what "Creamy Stinkstars" is all about: "Nothing says romance like having your stinkstar creamed! I loved watching nut explode out of these asswhore's bottoms! Hope you do too!" Could "creamy stinkstar" replace "dirt pipe milkshake" as the all-purpose epithet of choice here at Fleshbot Central from now on? Only time will tell. More »
