Fleshbot: hello kitty

"Hanger": The Hello Kitty Vibrator's Mainstream Movie Debut?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Okay, it's probably a bit of a stretch to call indie horror flick "Hanger" a mainstream movie, what with it being indie, and horror, and including a semi-graphic masturbation scene. (Also, the tagline: "Payback is a bitch of a whore.")

But it does have the Hello Kitty vibrator in it, and since it's not a porno, as far as we're concerned, that's some straight up mainstream crossover. And hey, even if it's not, it's Candice Lewald naked. Are you going to object to that?

· Hanger (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

Hello Kitty Is Back—And You Can Win A Prize!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:30:01 EDT

After a ten year hiatus, the original Hello Kitty vibrator is back—and to celebrate, Babeland's having a contest. Submit a photo to their "Round the World" contest, and you could win a $100 giftcard. (babeland.com)

Hello Kitty, Latex Fetishist

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:00:00 EST

You may have heard about M.A.C.'s new Hello Kitty cosmetics line... but have you seen the commercial? The video—a sort of Alice-in-Wonderland-meets-latex-meets-Hello-Kitty fantasy—will ensure that you never see Ms. Kitty the same way again.

Well, assuming that the Hello Kitty vibrators haven't already ruined Sanrio's adorable icon's image for your already.

· MAC Hello Kitty Collection Ad (youtube.com, via Violet Blue)

Jenny Hendrix Enjoys Being A Girl

Jonnobot — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:34:30 EST

In their new "Girl On Girl" series, our friends at The Naughty American hit upon the brilliant idea of having real life college girls interview their pornic counterparts to see whether life really is that different on the other side of that gaping divide — and first up in the spotlight is the adorable Jenny Hendrix, who reveals to her interlocutor that her favorite drink is Malibu and pineapple, that she loves watching MTV's "Life Of Ryan", and that she's obsessed with Hello Kitty. In short, she's pretty much exactly like your typical college girl. (With the added benefit of hosting her own Anal Experience, that is. She might look all innocent, but she's still a seasoned professional after all.)

· Jenny Hendrix: Girl On Girl (thenaughtyamerican.com)
· See also: Jenny Hendrix Galleries 1, 2, 3, 4 (TGP/preview galleries via Ask Jolene)
· Thumbnail via Neighbor Affair (neighboraffair.com)

Previously: Popshots Of The Week: Jenny Hendrix 2.0, The Jenny Hendrix Experience: Free Your Ass!, Fleshbot's 2007 Crush Objects Of The Year

Kitty Lea, meet Hello Kitty. The two of...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:48:11 EST

Kitty Lea, meet Hello Kitty. The two of you probably have a lot to talk about. (flickr.com + dailypoa.com)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The New Hello Kitty Vibrator

Lux Nightmare — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:32:15 EDT

If you're fond of strangely cute sex toys (and who isn't?), it helps to have a friend in Japan. As soon as we heard about the brand new Hello Kitty Vibe (excuse us, "keychain"), we knew exactly what we had to do: get online and find our friend in Tokyo and persuade him to pick one up for less than half of what it would have cost us to order ourselves. Weeks later, said friend was back in town and able to hand deliver the package ... and we got ready to see what this little kitty could do.

Upon opening the package, the first thing we noticed was the size. Hello Kitty is big. Maybe not in vibrator terms (she's certainly no Hitachi Magic Wand), but certainly big for a "keychain."

We switched her on using the little button on the back of her head—a nice touch, and way easier than having to turn the base, as so many similar toys require. And that's when we got another surprise: this is one powerful kitty. Way more powerful than her older sister, the shoulder massager. Who knew keychains had such powerful motors?

When put to the test, Hello Kitty proved herself to be a nice new edition to our toy chest. Though we weren't too keen on using her for vaginal play—she's a little too awkwardly shaped to be inserted comfortably—she proved to be an all-star when it came to clitoral stimulation.

The one down side? Having Hello Kitty's pleading eyes staring up at you as you pleasure yourself with her. On more than one occasion, we had to turn her around in order to get off guilt free.

· New Hello Kitty Vibrator (jlist.cm; individual colors also available)

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Previously: The Hello Kitty Vibrator Reborn, Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

The Hello Kitty Vibrator, Reborn

Lux Nightmare — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:00:49 EDT

The Hello Kitty vibrator is the stuff of legend. Originally released in 1997 as a "shoulder massager," it had a relatively innocent existence until 1999, when more than a few people started realizing that shoulders weren't the only thing Hello Kitty could massage. From there, it was a short step to incorporating Ms. Kitty in some adult films and that, sadly, was the beginning of the end.

Shocked by Hello Kitty's porn debut, Sanrio terminated the licensing agreement that had made the "shoulder massager" possible and production on the world's most adorable sex toy came to a halt, leaving fans to fight over the last of the vibes and others to wonder if they ever truly existed in the first place. But now, like a battery-operated Phoenix rising out a Japanese toy catalog, the Hello Kitty vibe is back! Or a Hello Kitty vibe is back, at least. The latest of her nine lives is a bit different from the previous one—She's dressed like a horse! In multiple colors! Collect them all!—but we're sure it's just as good at massaging, uh ... "shoulders" as the original. We can't wait to hear her purr.

· New Hello Kitty Vibrators (jlist.com, via sexblo.gs)
· Related: The History of the Hello Kitty Vibrator (jmate.com)

Previously: Hello Kitty Vibrators, Hello Kitty In Action