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"Bored To Death"...But Aroused By The Boobs [TV]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Much as we want to like it, "Bored to Death" hasn't impressed us so far (it's definitely no "Hung."). Perhaps that's why they pulled out the big guns last night—and by "big guns," we mean gratuitous nudity.

Was there a legitimate, plot-driven reason for Jessica Blank to walk around topless? Absolutely not. Did she look hot doing it? Yes, absolutely. So we guess that makes it kind of a wash. We're still not sold on "Bored to Death"—but if they keep with the boobs, it might make it into our collection of fast forward hits.

· "Bored to Death" (hbo.com)

I See Your Topless Dexter Clip And Raise You One Entourage Sex Scene [TV]

auryn — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

So it seems that HBO has upped the ante with this hot—and hysterical—topless sex scene from Entourage, which has been bringing the goods for a while now.

This, however, begs the question — Which do you think is hotter: the Dexter clip or the Entourage clip? (Don't worry, we won't judge you. We might just like you more.)

· "Entourage" (hbo.com)

Rebecca Creskoff And Alanna Ubach Give Us More Honey On "Hung" [TV]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Last night, "Hung" reached the, ahem, climax of its premiere season—and we have to say, it went out with a bang. Both Rebecca Creskoff and Alanna Ubach disrobed...and there was some sweet, sweet honey in the mix, too.

(Literal honey, as well as metaphorical. Watch the clip above to see what we mean.)

· "Hung" (hbo.com)

"Hung"'s Bottomless Jane Of The Moment: Rebecca Creskoff [TV]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Well, that seals it: "Hung" is officially our favorite source of TV nudity. In addition to reliably supplying us with celebrity boob, they've now gone the extra mile, with last night's proof that, yes, Rebecca Creskoff is a natural redhead.

Now if only they could maybe bring Anne Heche into the naked party, or even give us some proof that Thomas Jane lives up to the show's title—oh wait, what are we talking about? This is America. Scratch that last one.

· "Hung" (hbo.com)

"Hung"'s Topless Jane Of The Moment: Alanna Ubach [TV]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT

We must admit, there is a part of us that finds it odd that "Hung"—a show about the commodification of male sexuality—has predominantly offered eye candy for those who like the ladies. Then again, here's Alanna Ubach topless.

Sorry, we have a hard time offering up rational commentary in the face of, you know, a gorgeous topless woman. We've been meaning to work on that, but somehow, we just keep getting distracted (hi again, Alanna!).

· "Hung" (hbo.com)

"Alice": HBO's Steamy Latin Lovers [TV]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:00:00 EDT

For the most part, we've been pretty impressed by the nudity on American HBO (maybe not so much this season, but in general). However, now that we've seen what they run on HBO Brasil...we want to go to there.

Above, a clip from "Alice." We'd tell you what it's about, but, well, our Portuguese is pretty poor. (Our appreciation of good sex scenes, however, is stellar.)

· "Alice" (alice-hbo.tv)
· Clip via Upcoming Nude Scenes (upcomingnudescenes.net)

"Hung": The True Boob-Filled Tales Of A Gigolo [TV]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT

As "Hung"'s season unfolds, we're pleased to see the show's creators demonstrating a commitment to an accurate representation of the life of a cock-for-hire. And by "accurate" we mean "boob-filled"...we're pretty sure everything else is relatively fantasy-based.

· Hung (hbo.com)

"True Blood" Gives Us Yet Another Vampire Orgy [TV]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Forget fucking like bunnies; we'd rather be fucking like vampires. If "True Blood" has taught us anything, it's that vampires do it early, often, and in really big groups—coincidentally, just the way we happen to like it.

· "True Blood" (hbo.com)

"Hung" Reveals Secrets Of Gigolo Life (Also, Boobs) [TV]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:30:00 EDT

It's not easy being a gigolo—and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Sure, getting paid to get your sex on sounds like a dream...until you start getting orders to do everything exactly so. But on the plus side...boobs!

· "Hung" (hbo.com)
· Clip via Upcoming Nude Scenes (upcomingnudescenes.net)

"Capadocia" Reveals More Topless Secrets Of Women's Prison [TV]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Last month, we took a hard-hitting, breast-filled look at HBO Latino's "Capadocia" (the Latina "Oz," we're told). Today we've received a second ration of Latina prison boobs—and it's offered up some very interesting insights about women's prisons.

For instance: did you know that the women in these facilities have access to life-drawing classes? We suppose it makes sense on some level, what with the rehabilitating nature of the arts and all. Then again...what?

· Cristina Umana from Capadocia (upcomingnudescenes.net)

"Capadocia": HBO Nudity With A Little Latin Flavor [TV]

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

HBO Latino's "Capadocia" is reportedly a Spanish-speaking, female-filled version of "Oz." Given everything we know about women in prison (which, by the way, we learned from this), it only makes sense that this show would be chock full of nudity.

We don't know if HBO Latino has a tagline (and if we did know, we wouldn't understand it)—but if you ask us, they should take this on as a new one: "Boobs. They're not just for English HBO anymore." Google's translator informs us that, in Spanish, that's "Tetas. No son sólo para Inglés HBO ya."

· "Capadocia" (hbolatino.com)
· Video Clip of Dolores Paradis from Capadocia (upcomingnudescenes.net)

The Boobs Of "True Blood": Season One [TV]

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 13:00:00 EDT

In less than two weeks, the second season of "True Blood" airs. And you know what that means: more True Boobs. To get you excited for all the impending TV nudity, we've put together a retrospective of some of our favorite season one True Boobs moments.

Between Anna Paquin, Lizzy Caplan, and Lynn Collins... well, it was a very good season, if you catch our drift. We can only hope the second season takes things even further...

· Video by Cassie Seale
· Clips via Deep At Sea Videos (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

[Disclaimer: This post has nothing to do with True Blood's Bloodcopy campaign, and everything to do with how much we like boobs.]

"The Would-Be Madam Of Crystal": Heidi Fleiss Forever! [Television]

Jonnobot — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:50:22 EDT

If you miss seeing Heidi Fleiss taking up tabloid column inches as much as we do, you won't want to miss the new HBO documentary tonight by our pals Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato of World of Wonder in which the former Hollywood Madam and current bird fancier crosses the state line to open a brothel in Nevada ... and hilarity ensues! Actually, it's not so much hilarious as an affectionate and occasionally poignant look at a woman who is still chasing her dreams: as Heidi herself says, "Heidi Fleiss is kind of synonymous with sex and money and that's the big deal, but really, I'm just your average convicted felon." "Heidi Fleiss: The Would-Be Madam Of Crystal" premieres tonight on HBO; catch some preview clips after the jump.

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• "Heidi Fleiss: The Would-Be Madam Of Crystal" (hbo.com; see more preview clips @ dailymotion.com)
• "Heidi Fleiss: The Would-Be Madam Of Crystal" (blog archive @ worldofwonder.net)

Life In The Trenches: Brian Shackleford's "Porn Editor" [It's Funny 'cause It's True]

Gram Ponante — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:52:47 EST

If you are looking for the elusive missing link between porn and mainstream entertainment, the editor is the closest you'll get. Whichever side of the Hollywood sign he's on, when he surfaces after cutting up your movie, he usually hates it, and you. Brian Shackleford's mostly-Flash animated "Porn Editor," airing weekly on HBO, deals bluntly with the sadness of large breast desensitization, celebrity porn slumming, and mismanaged Avid expectations. (Ed. note: We know the feeling.)

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· "Porn Editor" (youtube.com)

It's Not TV ... It's Katie Morgan! [Pornstars]

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:37:51 EST

For the second time in a month, HBO has given a forum to effervescent pornstress Katie Morgan and asked her to explain sex to middle Americans with insomnia problems. Ever since her first appearance in their Porn Valley documentary "Pornucopia" back in 2004—and since "The Sopranos" went off the air—Katie has become the network's most valuable property, appearing in at least three other specials starring just her and her personality. And hhy not? She does (allegedly) have a genius IQ, and just imagine the money they save on wardrobe! Last night saw the debut of her time-travel adventure "Porn 101," where Katie revealed, among other things, the oldest known glory hole in film history. We promise that no goats were harmed in the making of this post.

· "Katie Morgan's Porn 101" (hbo.com)

Previously: Katie Morgan On Sex Toys, Katie Morgan on HBO

TV Sex Drama Getting Slightly Less Boring [Television]

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 13:33:08 EDT

We were tempted to write off HBO's pseudo-hit "Tell Me You Love Me" once we discovered the show's familiar pattern of 55 minutes of dull people talking about their dull sex lives, interrupted by brief interludes of certain combinations of those people having robotic and passionless R-rated sex. Yet, for some reason we keep finding ourselves drawn back, perhaps in the vague hope that all that media hype will some day pay off and give all the cultural handwringers something to really worry about. Don't worry, the pattern hasn't changed, but this week we were at least treated to some reverse cowgirl and ... do our eyes deceive us or is that an actual ballsack? Hey, you can't do that on basic cable!

· "Too much TV sex makes you blind" (timesoline.co.uk)
· "Tell Me You Love Me" (hbo.com)

Previously: Mainstream Sex Watch: "Tell Me You Love" This?

Mainstream Sex Watch: "Tell Me You Love" This? [Nudity]

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:46:08 EDT

The media has been agog at the groundbreaking, shocking, hardcore, full-frontal nature of the sex scenes on HBO's new "boring people fuck too" show, "Tell Me You Love Me." Since we've moved beyond the days of relying on scrambled porn and late night Shannon Tweed movies, we scoffed at the hubbub, but then decided that to be fair, we should check it out ourselves. So for those of you who don't have premium cable (or have something better to do on Sunday evenings) here's the hottest (and darkest) scene from last night's episode. Maybe we're just jaded porn cynics, but next time we're going to need to see some pants come off.

· "Tell Me You Love Me" (hbo.com)

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Fleshbot — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:51:16 EDT

If there's anything less sexy than the sex on HBO's "Tell Me You Love Me", it's watching Whoopi Goldberg and the ladies of "The View" talk about the sex on HBO's "Tell Me You Love Me". It almost makes us miss those days of jerking off to scrambled cable transmissions of the Spice Channel, fer crissakes. (See also "Pottery Barn Sex" @ slate.com)

Wet Spots: Petra Nemcova's Upskirt Shot That Wasn't [Wet Spots]

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:01:27 EDT

· Breaking: After months of legal wrangling, Julie Amero, the substitute teacher convicted by porn pop-ups, has been granted a new trial because the prosecutors are "dumbasses." Okay, that's not the actual quote, but we think we captured the spirit of it. (courant.com)

· Petra Nemcova proves that you can alight from a vehicle wearing a sexy dress and still keep your dignity intact. And still look sexy, for that matter. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Jessica Cutler, the artist formerly known as Washingtonienne, will not be taking Larry Flynt up on his $1 million dollar offer, even though she probably has plenty of dirt to share about our government officials. It's almost like she has sex just for the fun of it. (radaronline.com)

· Keep an eye out for Fleshbot faves Monique Alexander and Roxy Jezel in cameo roles in HBO's "Entourage" tonight. (If you watch "Entourage", that is, which we don't. Tell us how they did, OK?) (avn.com)

· A Singapore radio station raises some hackles with a speed bra removal contest. Well, they wouldn't wear bras at all if the government wasn't so picky about it. (stuff.co.nz)

· An Indonesian tax minister's photo presentation to newspaper editors turned into a full demonstration of his "porns" collection. Good thing we don't pay taxes on our Indonesian Amway business. (Boing Boing)

· Naturists may sincerely believe their lifestyle is not about sexuality, but that doesn't change the fact that naked bodies are hot. (guardian.co.uk)

· Here's some photos and video of Spencer Tunick's recent Amsterdam shoot. Residents of the city's famous red light district were not impressed. (stuff.co.nz)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Gina Lynn Goes Back To The Bing [Pornstars]

Fleshbot — Sat, 05 May 2007 00:08:06 EDT

If ever a press release should have been sent out with the words "SPOILER ALERT!!!" written all over it, it was the one that arrived in our inbox this morning with the news that Jersey's own Gina Lynn will be making her latest (and alas, final) guest appearance on "The Sopranos" this Sunday. In addition to reprising her frequently topless role as a Bada Bing girl, Gina will also be playing an unprecedented three additional characters in the episode: as a Nutley soccer mom who Tony meets in a fender bender in the parking lot of BJ's on Route 17, impregnates, and then drives to suicide; as the ghost of Livia, who later appears to him in a thirty-five minute dream sequence; and as the Russian who disappeared into the woods in the infamous "Pine Barrens" episode three seasons ago. (Actually, now we feel sort of bad that we ruined all the suspense for you. Just forget we ever said anything, OK?)

· Gina Lynn (official site @ ginalynn.com)
· Gina Lynn on MySpace (myspace.com/ginalynnxxx)
· "The Sopranos" (hbo.com)

Previously: Quickies: Gina Lynn, "Virtual Blackjack With Gina Lynn", "Gina Lynn's Star Search", "Gina Lynn's Black Attack", "Gina Lynn and Belladonna Unleashed", Gina Lynn's Tsunami Relief, "Gina Lynn Reinvented", "The Sopornos 5"

"Porntourage" [Video]

Fleshbot — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:15:35 EDT

We have to admit we've never really been fans of HBO's "Entourage"; we went to high school with too many guys who remind us of Vince and Drama and Turtle and Eric to make watching a comedy series about them interesting. So maybe we're not in the best postion to say whether "Porntourage", a one-episode (so far) series now showing on iFilm billed as "a mock Entourage series that follows the exploits of an up and coming male porn star, his agent to the sex stars, and of course, his Porntourage", is a decent parody or just another excuse to poke good-natured fun at an industry that in itself has no problem when it comes to parodying itself much of the time. Still, it's worth checking out just to see some of the fake porn titles writer James Waugh comes up with to embellish the narrative: in a world of "Dirt Pipe Milkshakes", does the prospect of real porn stars like Jenna Haze and Tera Patrick starring in productions like "Scrotal Recall" and "Lawrence Of Her Labia" seem all that far off the mark?

· "Porntourage" (official series site @ porntourage.net - thanks Chris)
· "Porntourage" on iFilm (ifilm.com)
· "Porntourage" on MySpace (myspace.com)

Previously: Very Bad (Almost But Not Quite) Porn, "Let My People Come": The Sex Musical, Goth Girls Gone Wild, Coeds With Colds