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Flesh Flicks: Love On The Rock
No offense to this couple that decided to share their amorous exploits on the web (ok, maybe a little offense), but what exactly is going on here? For starters, we're not really sure if it counts as a "voyeur" clip when you set up the camera yourself. Don't they know about the observer effect when it's applied to porn? And while we appreciate the stab at "caught in the act" authenticity, maybe leave the weeds out of the middle of the frame. But the real money shot (or lack thereof) comes at the end when the guy recoils like he just committed a crime and wasts to flee the scene. Sure, we've all had the awkward moment or two in our sexual histories, but rarely have we seen one so elaborately staged (and then you know, uploaded to the universe.) There's a reason some amateurs never make it to the pros. More »
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Comment by Falconfire: recoil was cause the dumbass was screwing her without protection (either a condom on him, or the pill for her) more » | Other threads
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Video Playpen: "Caught" In The Act
If there's one good thing about this ultra-paranoid, hyper-surveilled government nanny state our world has become, it's that pretty much every sex act that takes place anywhere gets caught on camera. Security cams, web cams, cellphone cams ... if you're getting busy anywhere that isn't a pitch black airtight container, chances are it's being recorded and will eventually be uploaded to the web. There are so many different places for you to get caught that the only limit is the imagination of the pervs who are spying on you. By the way, we certify that every one of these clips is 100% genuine amateurs caught unawares, having sexual relations that were not at all staged. The internet wouldn't lie to us. More » -
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Flesh Flicks: The Doctor Is ... Out There
This video is seriously bizarre: not for the use of electric shocks for erotic stimulation or the mouth gags or even the guy in the red wagon (ok, that's a little odd), but why does the end just devolve to a standard porn fucking session? You've got a lunatic with rubber gloves and a pony fetish as your star, and yet the final act is just like very other adult scene ever produced. Use the gift the you've been given, because that kind of crazy doesn't grow on trees. More »
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Comment by nik81: i can't remember the last time i was made so afraid by something so funny. more » | Other threads
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Video Playpen: If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Kitchen
Next to the bedroom, is there any place in the house that gets more action than the kitchen? The inviting smells, the oils and sauces, the utensils ... it's like an erotic factory of culinary carnal delights. Plus, let's be honest ... linoleum is hot. Naturally, there was quite a selection of kitchen-themed videos to chose from for this edition of the Playpen, so grab a big spatula and get in there and mix it up. If you don't like cooking on the countertops, hey ... you can always eat out. More » -
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Comment by Al aka El Negro Magnifico: Well...a bet IS a bet. I'm fond of Brooke's natural physique an go-getter attitude. more » | Other threads
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Comment by Dark_demise: Very sexy, and natural looking sex scene. However I would not recommend getting ideas for ink in this clip. Simply... more » | Other threads
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Comment by Jonnobot: We were so going to say that, but we have a strict only one "Yakety Sax" reference per day policy... more » | Other threads
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By FleshbotComment by most_impressive: Steak And BJ Day was created in response to Valentine's Day, largely understood as a "women's" holiday. (i.e. "Look how... more » | Other threads
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Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Kick-fucking... Apparently, it's real, & it's spectacular. more » | Other threads
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Comment by pornpounce: great post--though, i think some of the blowjobs definitely sucked (no pun intended). we need more compilations like this.... more » | Other threads
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Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Hairpie Romania... Don't leave me alone. more » | Other threads
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Comment by doraemon: I don't think it can be said he was "getting lucky." The haircut was ¥3,500 and the upcoming blowjob was... more » | Other threads
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Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Fraternization is not permitted. Especially, that is, when the two (or more) parties are of unequal rank. This means a COURTS... more » | Other threads
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Comment by Jay-C: I love Cytheria...I always think she looks like a squirting Natalie Portman more » | Other threads
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Flesh Flicks: A Long Time Coming
This video has been one of the most watched clips on Haporn for some time now, but we only recently got around to viewing it ourselves—probably because at 17 minutes and 49 seconds, it severely tests the limits of our concentration. It's got nothing to do with the quality of the scene—although the soft, hypnotic music could definitely be used to cure insomnia—we just don't have that kind of, uh ... staying power anymore. But if you want to test yourself, then grab a cup of coffee, find a comfortable chair, and see how long you can last. (Side note: Although she never speaks, this girl is labeled as "European". Is it simply because she has pubic hair? Does that fact alone prove she's not American? Has it come to this?) More » -
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Flesh Flicks: Bath Time Fun
It's a well-documented fact that girls love to shower together: we've watched enough late night TV to know that whenever young, attractive females need to wash up, they always do it in pairs. (Or threesomes. Or whole groups if they're in a locker room setting.) We used to think it was because women are so hot that they just can't keep their hands off each other (who can blame them?), but it finally hit us why they feel the need to bathe as couples: To conserve water! They're just being environmentally friendly is all. Not to mention all the money they save on expensive soaps and loofas. So we present this clip not to titillate you but as a public service reminder to save energy whenever you can. Any titillation is just a side bonus. More »
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Comment by Gram Ponante: I don't agree with you re: practicality. They just got each other all sticky again. more » | Other threads
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Comment by tljent: I knew I should have been a door to door sweeper salesman.....dammit more » | Other threads
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Flesh Flicks: Invasion of the Armpit Fuckers
Here's yet another piece of video evidence featuring something that's joked about a lot but that the average porn viewer rarely gets to see outside of a few murky niche titles. We suppose that in theory it's no different than rubbing one's member anywhere else on a girl's body ... well OK, actually it is a little different. But whatever makes you happy, we always say. (Let's just hope that the armpit fuckee remembered not to reach for her Secret before the shoot took place. Those aluminum zirconium tricholorohydrex glycine burns can be murder.) More »
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Comment by stupid: I dunno about this one, guys. Armpits? That's just silly. Now, I'm sure some people actually get off on that, but... more » | Other threads
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Flesh Flicks: Underwater Adventures
Underwater sex videos have sort of a "car crash/can't look away" appeal to them: on the one hand, we'd never attempt it ourselves as the degree of difficulty combined with the lack of screaming removes a certain amount of the appeal. On the other hand, just how long do they hold their breath down there? Creative editing always prevents us from getting an honest answer, and it's driving us crazy. It's easy enough to lose your breath just lying there on a bed, never mind while getting busy on the bottom of a swimming pool. Our hats off to these sub-mariners and their impressive, uh ... lung power. More » -
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Flesh Flicks: Write Your Own J-Porn Script
Once again our Japanese language deficiency leaves us grasping for straws as to what precisely is going on in this series of clips. From what we've gathered, a male teacher is overseeing detention at an all-girls school, when the naughty ladies decide to punish him. Or not. We don't really have anything to back that up other than a gut feeling and our ever-tenuous grasp of the Japanese taste in smut. If you've got a better idea, let's hear it. Watch parts two and three after jump, then construct your own explanation—the crazier, the better—for why 15 girls would choose to take on one man in a classroom and leave it in the comments. If you've ever wanted to write your own porno, this could be your big break!* More »
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Comment by Observationist: I once knew a guy who watched a great deal of copied VHS porn, so much so that he claimed... more » | Other threads
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Flesh Flicks: High Gear Insertion
Getting something caught on the shifter—or the turn signals or the windshield wipers or any of the other knobs and levers on your dashboard—has always been a traditional danger when having sex in a car. Of course, that usually means having sex with another person, not having sex with the car itself. We know that gearheads can sometimes take their love of automobiles to extreme heights, but this is taking things to another level. Remember, this a professional driver on a closed course, so please do not try this in a moving vehicle. In fact, it would probably be a good idea to set the parking brake just as a precaution ... or if you're kinky enough to attempt a very tricky DP. More » -
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Comment by Situationalist112: The previous poster makes a lot of assumptions. Not the least of which is assuming this video exists to... more » | Other threads
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Flesh Flicks: Boob Lover's Delight
This whole user-generated media/Web 2.0 thing is really about people telling stories. (We read that on a blog somewhere.) But some stories can't be contained in one short little embedded video. Above, we bring you Part 4 of the epic 15-part saga, "Boob Lover's Delight,"; the heartwarming tale of a girl, her boobs, and some guy who likes to play with them while having sex with her. You'll have to visit Haporn and follow the trail of links to see the rest of the fascinating journey. Just for the record, we're not 100% sure that the "episodes" are numbered in the correct order. But we are fairly confident that no matter what order you watch them in you won't have any trouble following the plot. More » -
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Comment by jimbo..c: Cock is cock so dont knock it at whatever age.. the day will come for you when U wish U... more » | Other threads
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Comment by Planod: Nina Hartley made a mistake when she had a boob job, she was perfect before. more » | Other threads
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Comment by tarantules: I remember seeing this on an old episode of Real Sex on Hbo. more » | Other threads
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