Just be sure to park the car before you feed the need. As much as we love to ghost ride the whip, you need to be present and alert while getting blown. And don't forget to keep both hands on her head. Unless you're filming it.

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What "Suck Off Races" could have used was the intense drama-building machines behind "The Real World" or "Survivor." In (always more compelling) backstage footage, we see Rae and Fox plotting to get the most premature of ejaculators done with quickly before the women move down the line to men ("mopes") who have used that time to masturbate furiously. Thus they might be ready to pop at the slightest female attention.

Instead, the split-screen footage doesn't really capture the excitement as the lush-lipped and topless 18-year-old Fox races the clock with petite, wiry, and practiced Rae, six years her senior.

Each girl has the option to "toss" a mope if he is impervious to her charms, but she must get through the line, and each woman tries her best in the high-pressure environment, talking dirty, spitting, and double-clutching when necessary. It is not clear from the outset who will win, and I was surprised who walked off with the title.

Still, I think the loser will take her defeat constructively, and might win her next Suck Off Race, because audiences always root for the UnderJob.

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We don't know who this girl is, or where she trained, but she is very clearly a handjob ninja. The slightest touch from her fingers is enough to make a grown man tremble. Here's hoping her hands are equally talented when it comes to the ladyparts.

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One of our go-to sources for movie nudity identifies the scene as Victoria Abril in "Pour Elle"...which is all well and good, except that Victoria Abril isn't actually in "Pour Elle" (at least according to IMDB). So is this Victoria Abril in a different movie altogether? Or a woman who looks like Victoria Abril, in a scene from "Pour Elle"? Or someone else, in something else entirely?

Help us, dear readers. You're our only hope.

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Yes, it appears that Lilith is now inviting men over to come for her: and, though she likes to see them jack off, she's also willing to help out (if you know what we mean). Hey, sure beats church!

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"Anal Sex Movie." Just that, just... "Anal Sex Movie." We'd try to give the creators credit for some sort of witty, knowing nod to the Wayans Brothers, but we suspect that someone was just battling a fit of writer's block when they came up with this one.

But then again, Tori Lane does turn in a sizzling performance...so why are we so worried about the title again?

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It's not that we're unhappy or anything (running a porn blog is pretty sweet)—it's just that, well, Keeani Lei makes being bad look like so much fun. Perched on her knees, with her ass in the air and pussy exposed for all to see, with Tommy Gunn working her over...someone remind us why we stayed home and studied instead of following sexy strangers to their lairs of erotic adventure? (Yeah, we're feeling pretty stupid now.)

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Here is a voice-over-free clip from her Expert Guide, so you'll really have to pay attention to the technique employed. And just so you know, gentlemen, women love hand jobs. Your hands are good for something aside from grabbing her knockers or pushing her head into your crotch while she's blowing you. Not to make you feel bad or anything, but your hands are a whole hell of a lot more dexterous than your cocks. If you're only using your male organ to stimulate your lady-friend, you're both missing out on a world of pleasure. Now carry on with your manual/digital edification.

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Previously: Penny Flame Offers Handy Advice In Her "Expert Guide"

Though it's an earlier example of her work, you can still see the beginnings of true porn genius: the beautiful physique, the skilled handjob technique... is it any wonder she wound up one of our top crush objects of 2008?

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Yes, we love beautiful, bouncing, exposed breasts and accessible asses and all sorts of naughty bits exposed and available for view; but we've also found that the naughtiness of doing it while you're still fully dressed can actually be enough to put us over the edge. In that spirit, we're offering up an ode to all those who've gotten busy without getting undressed—an ode that conveniently comes in the form of ten super sexy video clips.

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Penny Flame's Expert Guide to Handjobs for Men & Women

Studio: Vivid
Cast: Penny Flame, Harmony, Justice Young, Anthony Rosano

Review by: Gram Ponante

Ms. Flame proves an excellent teacher in "Penny Flame's Expert Guide to Handjobs for Men & Women," which delivers the sexy without skimping on the science.

Appearing before a multi-ethnic and multigenerational classroom, Flame whips out the visual aids, both tasteful black-and-white drawings and flesh-and-blood subjects Harmony and Justice Young, to demonstrate that handjobs are more than masturbation plus distance.

Flame emphasizes lube, hand hygiene, and taking it slow (but firm) with guest Harmony, who allows Flame to squeeze her labia together for the hushed onlookers ("Don't go straight for the clit before it's warmed up," Flame tells you sternly). But tragedy strikes when Justice Young appears for the male component, because Flame only gets him hard - she doesn't allow a release. That, my friends, is not Justice.

And this is the only drawback to the movie. The 30-minute classroom portion is filmed and edited like an infomercial for softcore late-night cable, with all the applause sound effects, approving audience shots, cheesy voiceover, and canned music. The artifice threatens to overwhelm the naturally compelling Flame and make her seem like more of a prop, when in fact her teaching style - when she's allowed to do it - is helpful and personable.

The infomercial gives way to several annotated hardcore scenes, including one with Flame and Anthony Rosano, that fill out the DVD.

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Hookers do this thing - they learn it at hooker camp - where they can successfully execute a handjob in, like, 30 seconds. But in real life, as in porn, the handjob must be magical.

Notice I didn't say "singular." I said "magical."

That is why I'm asking you to come up with a fantasy character you'd most like a handjob from, and why. The Hamburglar? Sure. But why? Radagast the Brown? Sure. But why? Tracy Scoggins? You get the idea.

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January seems to bring out the sentimental in everyone. Sex bloggers are no exception, as some of the hottest Internet writers reminisce about 2008, and ring in 2009 with a bang. Yeah, we said it, and we'll say it again: A Bang. From group sex to an intimate SMS thread, to first lesbian encounters and oh, did we mention the one about a handjob in church? Read on, good people, read on; and Happy New Year.

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Sinful Actions - The Handjob

We ended up in the church library. It was dark and we closed the door behind us. We sat on the couch, an old antique couch that had probably been there for decades. I even remember the room smelled stale, but I don't think either of us were really bothered by that. We had other thoughts on our mind.

-Anal Amy

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Judy's Story - Pt 15

Judy was so cute. Her eyes were closed and a wisp of hair was stuck to her moist forehead. Our newest lover was soaring with her righteous fucking. She had both of her hands between her legs and held flat against Joe's thighs as if she were pushing against him to keep him from plunging too deep, but in actuality, her arms were slack, bent at the elbow and when he withdrew, sometimes only her fingertips were touching him. Some "defense". Cute.

- Shared Cindy

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xmas eve

“You can’t do that to a girl” she says, panties wet, pouting lips. “Oh yes I can” he answers with a wink. “Now finish that wrapping, I’ll get you a drink”. Making her a drink as she settles on the floor in front of the tree to wrap the last few presents he pauses, walks into the room, sees her sitting on the floor, pulls his semi erect cock out and looks down upon her, “kiss it” he tells her.

- Dark Side of the Mind

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Control - Part 2

I lean down and slide my tongue over your lips. You greedily kiss me back. You're hungry for more as well. It's then that I release your hands. Your fingers fly to my hair, pulling me closer as our kiss deepens. It's frantic now. I've teased you for so long and you need to fuck - urgent and hard.

-Dirty Little Mind

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Serious Play

The text message presents a single, simple question.

“What are you thinking about right now?”

Your answer takes even less time to type out: “Cock.”

“Mine?”

“Maybe. Maybe not. Right now, I just want some cock. Hard and thick.”

-EasilyAroused

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Coming Into 2009

2008 saw my first kiss with a woman, way back in April.

Christmas 2008 saw me develop that further into my first girl-girl fuck. It’s an odd way to celebrate Christmas, in particular because that’s precisely what I don’t usually do (celebrate Christmas, not fuck — i fuck quite a lot). But they did, apparently, if the gaily decorated Christmas tree was anything to go by.

And I made her come.

- Elegant Smut

*****

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She’s one of our favorite directors as well – her "Whack Jobs" videos are some of the best handjob movies on the market – heck, some of the best movies on the market – and her behind-the-scenes footage is second to none, showcasing her sense of humor and her wit just as surely as her on-camera performances showcase her lean, sexy 5’6” body and sweet patootie.

Her presence alone makes Zero Tolerance one of our favorite studios to get free screeners from.

Happy birthday to Courtney, born 27 years ago today in Shepherdstown, West Virginia, and many more. Many more birthdays, of course, but also many more great handjob movies, too.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

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