Halloween Orgy Party (megarotic.com)

Hardcore Halloween (megarotic.com)

Vamp Seduces Vampire Hunters (megarotic.com)

Softcore big tit vampires (pornhub.com)

Hookers in a threesome with a witch (megarotic.com)

Monica Mayhem is the She Devil (pornhub.com)

A Halloween Toast (pornkolt.com)

big tit porn star elizabeth starr in martian green paint (megarotic.com)

Bunny (megarotic.com)

Halloween BJ (pornkolt.com)

Have we mentioned how much we love Halloween?

· Trick Or Treat With Annette (nerve.com, login: freemonth/password: thenervedate)

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· Midnight Stroll(Megarotic.com)

On the Hustler list are such notable titles as "Vampirass," "Ghouls Gone Wild," "Ejacula," "Ejacula 2" (for those who didn't get enough the first time), "Blood Lake," and—for an extra thrill!— "This Ain't The Munsters." All fine selections, indeed—but in case you're going for a weekend long pornathon, here are some other flicks to throw in to your collection:

Re-Penetrator: Joanna Angel stars as a reanimated hooker who just can't get enough cock. Zombiecore, anyone?

Porn of the Dead: Directed by Rob Rotten, this feature (also in the zombiecore genre) features Hillary Scott, Sierra Sinn, and an all death metal soundtrack. Because it's not Halloween without zombies and death metal.

The XXXorcist: Another horror gem from the Burning Angel crew. Horny priests, inappropriately placed crucifixes, and, of course, a naked Joanna Angel. Need we say more?

Slaughter Disc: A horror film first and a porno film second, this feature delves into the darker side of adult entertainment. Perhaps best saved for after you've gotten off.

Night of the Giving Head: This feature wins on title alone. And because it features Caroline Pierce, Rucca Page, Kylee Reese, Claire Dames, Nikki Rhodes, Samantha Sin, and Amber Rayne.

Have we forgotten any of your favorites? Add them to the list!

· Top Five Halloween Pornos (hustlerworld.com)
· Thumbnail star Elle (punkgalleries.com)

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· Bella Vendetta (bellavendetta.com)

Jade Starr (xxxhorror.com)

Ariel X (xxxspacegirls.us)

Anna (nerdpr0n.com)

Dana Dark (gothicsluts.com)

Luna (lunascam.com)

Nina (fuckpics2006.com)

Elle (punkgalleries.com)

Terri Summers (terrisummers.com)

Toxxxy (toxxxy.com)

And don't forget...

· My Zombie Pinup Calendar
· Burning Angel's "The XXXorcist" and "Re-Penetrator"
· Zombie Pinups

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

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Computer Learning Month

A Series Of Sex "Tubes"

Dental Hygiene Month

Katrin Kozy: Toothbrush Babe
Toothbrushing video
Toothbrush Fetish: Paste Pumpers

Fire Prevention Month

Fountains Of Pleasure: A Tribute To Girls Who Squirt

National Cookbook Month

What's Cookin'? Top Ten Kitchen Sex Videos

National Cookie Month
Naughty Girl Scout Misty Anderson (teenchickpics.com)

National Roller Skating Month

Crash Into Me: "RollerDollz" Really Satisfies

Pasta Month

Nikki Nova (redclouds.com)

National Chemistry Week (October 17th-23rd)

National School Bus Safety Week (October 17th-23rd)

The Magic School Bus

National Business Women's Week (October 20th-26th)

Casual Sex Fridays

World Vegetarian Day (October 1)

Vagetarian Porn
How To: Make Your Own Veggie Vibrator
Flesh Flicks: Cucumber Love

World Teachers Day (October 5)

Higher Learning: Top Ten Classroom Sex Videos

National German-American Day (October 6)

Flesh Flicks: Got Milk Maids?

World Egg Day (October 8)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Bnaughty Vibrating Egg

National Angel Food Cake Day (October 10)

National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work and School Day (October 13)
Care Bear Sex (RedTube)
Teddy Babes

Be Bald and Be Free Day (October 14)

The Bald And The Beautiful: Shaved Head Girls Are Cool

No Beard Day (October 18)

Lesbians Shaving (RedTube)

National Mole Day (October 23)

Military Spies

Mrs. Ana Edson Taylor becomes first person to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel and survive. (October 24)

Plush Animal Lover's Day (October 28)

Hot Tail: Your Furry Schoolgirl Striptease Fantasy Finally Comes True

National Chocolate Day (October 28)
Mellie and Christine

Bring your Jack-O-Lantern to Work Day (October 29)

Pumpkin Porn

Halloween (October 31)

Our Last Halloween Post Ever (Promise!): Sluts Take Over Manhattan
Xanthia Doll (GothicSluts.com)
Scar @ Gothic Sluts

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Previously: September Appreciation Month: It's Never Too Late To Celebrate!

· HUMP! 4: HUMP-O-Ween (thestranger.com)

Previously: Dan Savage's Porn Problem, Their Humps: HUMP! Amateur Porn Contest 2007

Related: Fleshbot's very scary Halloween coverage

· Zoey Zane's Halloween (TGP/preview gallery @ ragingbucks.com, via Ask Jolene)
· Zoey Zane (zoeyzane.com)

Porn stars, however, are sexy all the time—but maybe especially so on Halloween, when many of them will be celebrating by hosting various events throughout this great land of ours. (Except Fleshbot faves Belladonna and Dana DeArmond, that is, who we're told will be spending the evening at home passing out candy. Think if we dressed up as Sexy Power Rangers or something and knocked on their door we'd be able to get some too?)

· "Adult Industry Parties Hard for Halloween" (xfanz.com)

· Scar And The Pumpkin (TGP gallery @ gothicsluts.com, via altporn.tumblr.com)
· See also: Blue Blood Halloween 2007 (preview gallery @ blueblood.net)

· Evil Head (evilhead.com)
· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

· Despite comments to the contrary, we actually think Mariah Carey looks pretty good dressed as a mermaid. Is it supposed to be some sort of costume or something? (wwtdd.com)

· So how did you celebrate the big day yesterday? We bet that most of you weren't running around naked with a pumpkin on your head. That would just be silly. (rockymountainnews.com)

· Just a tip: wearing 625 condoms at one time would probably crush your penis, so don't try this at home. Even if it does look sort of fun. (funreports.com)

· It's a sad day as the venerable World Modeling is closing after 31 years of supplying talent to the adult industry, which is about 30 years longer than most of their clients stay in the business. (dailynews.com + xbiz.com)

· Durham, North Carolina, is not exactly comfortable with paintings of naked people. Then again, some folks aren't exactly comfortable with censorship, so to each his own. (indyweek.com)

· Chinese health officials are a little embarrassed after realizing that a photo used to advertise a healthcare forum is actually of a naughty nurse without panties. Hey, even pornstars want to help people. (shanghaidaily.com + .pdf of the ad @ lifenanjing.com.cn)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· We are fairly certain that this shot of a boob-baring Christina Aguilera being groped by someone in a Donald Duck costume making the rounds this week is a Photoshop job. Then again, considering what goes on at Disney theme parks these days, we suppose anything's possible. (break.com - thanks Paul)

· If you've got a camera (or even just something that looks like a camera), you've got a great Halloween costume and a license to see lots of boobies tonight. Just add a couple dozen really drunk girls and a good lawyer and you're all set! (clubplanet.com)

· Halloween apparently makes people in Washington very, very horny. Sort of like the way we feel the other 364 days of the year. (Wonkette)

· Apparently, millions of Americans are addicted to sex and it's all our the internet's fault. You're welcome. (Then again, porn still prevents rape, so maybe everything works out even in the end.) (eastbayexpress.com)

· Alessandra Ambrosio will see you now. We don't know her that well, but she seems like such a nice girl. (doubleviking.com)

· New Yorkers can now buy feather ticklers, vibrators, and flavored condoms at their local Duane Reade drug stores. Now do you see why it's called the best city in the world? (nypost.com)

· Online success story Danni.com gets bought by Penthouse, but will (hopefully) continue to provide bare breasts to the world. It's a heartwarming story, isn't it? (avn.com)

· Finally, you have a couple more hours to email your friends these sexy Halloween e-cards from Hegre—provided you aren't as sick of Halloween smut as we are right now. Or just save 'em and wait 'til next year, by which point your appetite for hot naked chicks wearing pointed witch hats will be renewed. (hegre-art.com, via Tiny Nibbles)

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Anyone who thinks sex isn't scary obviously never caught their parents humping. Today's roundup of some of our favorite sex writing on the web this week teems with thrills, chills, spills, and knife-wielding switch couples—things are going bump and grind in the night, and we're giving you daring readers both the tricks and the treats.

Open up your goody bag with Chelsea Girl, your mistress of the dark ... if you dare.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Haunted House of Bondage

The dead woman sucked Stewart's balls. Her lips were cold, but her mouth was so very hot. The bound man moaned when her cheek rubbed against his erection. The metal ring she had slipped around his cock prevented his ejaculation, and this was causing him to be far more sensitive then he could have ever imagined. He could barely stand the slightest touches, but his tormentor delighted in running her tongue all over him.

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Trick or Treat

Sian grinned at herself as she pulled the loosely knit shirt over her head, tugging it down over the steel boned corset. Looking in the mirror, she smiled as she saw the smooth creamy cleavage, her breasts pushed together by the unforgiving corset, swelling up through the fishnet webbing. Turning, she adjusted the short flared skirt, bending slightly so that she could see the flash of white thigh above the dark band of the sheer black stockings...

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Nights of Terror: Antiseptic

It had been another long day, and she was plenty tired. But she smiled and fed the cat, removed her shoes, her casual business attire skirt and blouse, and then slipped from her old, yellow-stained panties and bra. Naked now, she felt better and smiled for the first time all day. She smiled because she was finally naked, she hated the touch of clothes on her skin. And she smiled because she knew she owned one very special thing. And now was the time to get it out.

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Like Kids in a Candy Store, Part II

My lover rolled me over in one deft move, left me lying beneath his heavy body with the sound of plastic candy bags crushing beneath us. Our Halloween shopping, the sweets that were supposed to later be the spoils of the neighborhood kids, was everywhere. Miniature chocolate bars and individually packaged sweets were in and out of their bags, spread all over the sofa bed we rolled around on and spilling onto the floor.

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Neurosmitten

"So tell me, Lolita, what are your hard limits?"
"Wha...?"
I can't believe she is asking me this now. I am writhing and wanting. I am neurosmitten, that state of arousal where all I want to say is yes. Or, in this case, yes, ma'am.
"Your hard limits, Lolita."
"Um..." Words fail me.
"Like, can we do a cutting on you?"

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Tarts in Tartan, Part 1

But, I strive for authenticity, always. Costume for costume's sake feels artificial and icky, to me. A white vinyl mini-dress? Yes, it shows a lot of flesh, so that alone might be sexy, but it's not really playing nurse, now, is it? It's more like... stripper-nurse. For those who truly get hot and bothered over a nurse fantasy, I'm going to wager that the object of lust is in sensible heels and no-nonsense gray cotton, practical and efficient and ready to give a sponge bath or snap on a pair of latex gloves for any number of exams...

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Thumbnail via XXX Horror (paysite preview @ xxxhorror.com)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive
 

Getting sick of all that Halloween-flavored smut yet? Well the day's not over yet, kids! Besides, how could we resist sharing the sexy adventures of Bailey in this gore-filled set at SuicideGirls, especially since we're reminded that it's their first free complete photoset in their five year history? (No, all those "de-archived" shots that keep popping up on various TGP and babelog galleries don't count.) Even if the whole chainsaw-wielding tattooed chick-with-zombies fantasy isn't your thing. it's still worth checking out for the production values alone. Just keep telling yourself: Halloween only comes once a year!

· Bailey: "Diner of Death" - Happy Halloween from SuicideGirls!

Previously: Girls and Corpses: The Halloween Issue, YouTube Watch: Suicide Girl Teasers, SuicideGirls: "Italian Villa" Podcast, Suicide Girls + Eon McKai Music Video, Suicide Girls DVD Trailers

Despite appearances to the contrary, we really have been trying to avoid posting all the Halloween-themed smut that's been coming our way lately: given the fact that the holiday falls midweek this year (in a month with a Friday the 13th, no less), it seems like we've been up to our eyeballs in porn featuring spooky masks and fake blood since just after Labor Day. Still, we suppose there's no better time to call your attention to the seasonal goings-on at interweb cult favorite Girls and Corpses, where both the smiles and rotting cadavers are always plentiful. And the best part? They publish year-'round, so you don't have to wait until next October to get your fix if you're into this sort of thing. Hot chicks and dead meat: it's not just for Halloween any more!

· Girls and Corpses: The Halloween Issue (girlsandcorpses.com)
· See also: Girls and Corpses on MySpace (myspace.com)

Previously: "Blood Lake": The Search for Porn in the Bluegrass World, DVD: "Porn of the Dead", Burning Angel's "Re-Penetrator", "Slaughter Disc", Living Dead Girls, Girls and Corpses, Blue Blood Graveyard Girls, Burning Angel's "The XXXorcist", 2005 Sexy Coffins Calendar, "Necromania": The Ritual Begins, Vampira!, Corpse Sex Ban, Spectrophilia, Erotic Horror, Girls With Hearses, Zombie Pinups

For some folks, Halloween is an excuse to throw off the shackles of bourgeois convention and hit the streets wearing heavy eyeliner, striped stockings, and press-on tattoos in a desperate attempt to give free reign to their more edgy secret selves; for others, such accoutrements aren't just part of some temporary fashion fad—they're a way of life. The gals featured in Punk Rock Babes fall somewhere in between these two extremes: while we wouldn't neccessarily call all of them truly "punk rock", they manage to distinguish themselves enough from the rest of the usual babelog fixtures where you'd never see them modeling for, say, an Hawaiian Tropic ad or something. Either way, they're the real deal.

· Punk Rock Babes (punkrockbabes.com)
· Raven Riley (ravenriley.com)

Previously: Violently Beautiful, DVD Preview: Jack the Zipper's "Blacklight Beauty", DVD Review: "Silver Lake Scenesters", Uberbelle: The Blog, Punk Rock Pin Ups, DVD: "Cum On My Tattoo", Deviant Babes

· We're not sure if you're aware of this, but apparently some women may dress up in sexy costumes for Halloween this year. You don't say? (fortwayne.com + zwire.com + mlive.com + tcudailyskiff.com + masslive.com)

· At last, a Halloween story that's not about the costumes—it's about the scariest places to fuck on the campus of Pomona College. Now that's a holiday tradition we can get behind. (pomona.edu)

· The tag line for this AIDS awareness campaign is "If you forget it, you'll be infected." The rest of it is just creeping us out, so let's move on. (orgasmatrix.com + vergessen-ist-ansteckend.de)

· Surely you didn't think we'd let the holiday weekend pass without remembering the venerable tradition of pumpkin fucking, did you? Just remember: if you're going to boink a jack-o'-lantern, make sure you blow out the candle first. (Fleshbot archives)

· What's with all the mascot fucking going on these days? It's a regular epidemic. (PornoTube)

· Sexy Ewa Sonnet enjoys drinking milk. Or at least, we assume so, since she's seems to be having so much fun bathing in it. (video @ yourdirtymind.com)

· Finally, stay in school kids. You never know when those physics classes will come in handy. (popsci.typepad.com, via Boing Boing + YouTube)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Geektacular pinup queen Brooke Burke shows off her baby bump in a bikini. Not that anyone would notice it below those other two bumps she's always showing off. (wwtdd.com)

· Predictably for this time of year, there's still more fretting over sexy Halloween costumes, this time from Houston. Don't worry, it will all be over soon. (chron.com)

· Condom sales have spiked in South Korea ever since their neighbors to the North decided to get cute with their nuclear program. But if you're worried about the world ending, why bother with the condoms? (wcbstv.com)

· First it was disabled strippers, now it's old dudes in their seventies taking it all off. They're going to drive those poor Chippendales dudes out of business. (sptimes.com)

· Don't believe what they say about the natural occurance of homosexuality in the animal kingdom? Would a photo of two male giraffes getting it on change your mind? You've been warned. (nhm.uio.no + .pdf image @ nature.com)

· Researchers struggle to understand "sexsomniacs"—people who try to fuck while sleeping. What's to understand? No one wants to let a good night's rest get in the way of a little nookie. (yahoo.com)

· Note to spammers: Don't send your penis pill messages from your Hotmail account. We guess those stiffs at Microsoft are not fans of the porn. (xbiz.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· If you look very, very closely at this picture, you can imagine what Gisele Bundchen's nipple looks like. Unfortunately, all we can imagine is what the hell that thing on her face might be. (egotastic.com)

· It's a little known fact that pinball machines are havens for big breasted ladies. There's a reason you're always tilting. (zpinaddict.com)

· Halloween is supposed to be wilder than your average night ... that's why these girls just don't get it. (collegehumor.com)

· A film about disabled male strippers is the feel good hit of the year. Or at least the best movie you'll see about strippers with no legs of the year. (guardian.co.uk)

· We have absolutely no idea what is going on in this picture. Ok, we have some idea, since those are definitely penises hanging from the ceiling, but beyond that we're stumped. (chinabroadcast.cn)

· Scientists say that in promiscuous species the male who gets to have sex with a female last is usually the father of her offspring. So even if your girlfriend got around in college, there's still an excellent chance that you'll be the one to knock her up. (newscientist.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

If we didn't already know that Halloween is a perfect excuse for otherwise unadventurous souls to be a little more, um ... adventurous with their wardrobe than usual, that New York Times article we posted about last week certainly illuminated the phenomenon further. While it's true that turning "pirate" into "sexy pirate" or "cop" into "sexy cop" isn't that creative, it's hard for us to object to anything that gives us an excuse to ogle more cleavage (though we still insist that simply putting on a pair of cat ears doesn't make you a cat.) In that spirit, we thought we'd share a few places for you pick up your naughty costumes—or alternatively, a watcher's guide to help you identify the specimens that you may encounter over the holiday weekend. You can print out a list and check them off as they enter your party. Better yet, you could find a "sexy bug catcher" costume and try round up a queen bee or two. That would be almost as fun as trick-or-treating.

· Sexy Halloween Costumes (threewisheslingerie.com)
· Forplay Catalog (forplaycatalog.com)
· Sexy Halloween Costumes (yandy.com)
· Related: Ghoulish and Sexy Celebrity Halloween Costumes (abcnews.go.com)

Previously: New York Times on Halloween (third item), Flesh Flicks: Bunny Hopping, Halloween Unmasked

We know Halloween is still a few weeks away, but it's never too soon start planning your costume. If you're stumped for ideas, you can always do what many ladies do in late October: take any occupation or animal (nurse, cat, elephant, postal inspector), put the word "slutty" in front of it, and voila ... instant trick or treat fun! We're assuming that's what happened here in this video, since sexy lingerie plus bunny ears always equal a memorable Halloween adventure. (Either that or her boyfriend has an unhealthy Hugh Hefner fixation. Or maybe the girl just really likes rabbits?) All we know is, the more unoriginal costumes we run into this October 31st, the better ...

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· The Bunny video

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives