· If there was a swimsuit competition for former beauty contestants, Danielle Lloyd would clearly be the front runner. (latenightpictures.com)

· A shocking new survey reveals that most of the people who look at porn are not shocked and horrified by it. We guess we're just not trying hard enough. (stuff.co.nz)

· Details magazine would like you to jerk off more in the office. Wait, you're not allowed to do that work? (men.style.com)

· Pop star (pixie? ragamuffin?) Lily Allen got thrown out of school for giving blowjobs to her classmates. You're supposed to save those for college so you can give them to your professors. (femalefirst.co.uk)

· Here's a brief recap of the Center for Sex and Culture's "Sex Hacks" show, complete with live electro-stim buttplug excitement. Everyone who was there is still buzzing about it. (theregister.co.uk)

· There's nothing wrong with having a shoe fetish, but stealing 1,500 pairs of them might be going a little too far. Maybe switch to something easier, like stamp collecting. (rgj.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· This Vida Guerra person is really, really, really good at wearing bikinis. She should totally be a model or something! (gorillamask.net)

· Thanks to evolution, someday we'll all have giant penises. Well, thanks to evolution and that guy who sends us 15 emails about wang pills every day. (thesun.co.uk)

· Gridskipper gets its exotic silk panties they found at an outdoor market on their last trip to Indonesian in a bunch over the Berlin Porn Film Festival, which starts tomorrow. Everyone knows how kinky the Germans are, so it's just got to be good. (Gridskipper)

· The Official Celebrity Bra Size List takes all the guess work out of shopping for your favorite famous boobs. Hey, it says "official," so you know it has to be accurate. (deansplanet.com)

· Thinking of starring in your own celebrity sex tape? Be sure to follow these handy guidelines. Remember, quality is somewhere around Job #15. (filmthreat.com)

· Hackers turn the website of the Pakistan Consulate General in Dubai into a porn site. Fortunately, no one has ever visited the website of the Pakistan Consulate General in Dubai. (gulfnews.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Discriminating smuthounds already know that Firefox is the browser of choice for making porn browsing the pleasure it's supposed to be instead of the chore it so often is, and FireFusk is a new gallery website-cum-browser extension that makes it even easier to dig through various collections of hi-res TGP hardcore goodness. While we found the plugin to be a little buggy in places, it apparently works more successfully for others; the FireFusk site also enables you to browse through galleries that other users have pilfered fuskered in addition to letting you to share the love—and the porn—with other FireFusk users once you install the plugin yourself. True, casual porn viewers might get frustrated with the whole set-up and go back to looking at smut the old-fashioned way—but anyone who finds themselves risking carpal tunnel syndrome from all that one-handed sifting through sequential image and video files can use all the help they can get. V. Blue/JD

· FireFusk (firefusk.com; be sure to note disclaimer about the legality/ethics of fuskering here)
· Thumbnail via FireFusk Blowjob Gallery (firefusk.com)

Previously: Sex by RSS, Blinx Video Search, The Pornolizer, Wongle.org, Porn Hacks

Now that del.icio.us has been bought by Yahoo, it remains to be seen whether or not the collective user-submitted bookmark site will keep its porn links accessible or try to regulate them á la Flickr. (Also up in the air is whether it's going to be deluged by porn clickthrough scams now that it's hit the mainstream, but that's another story.) Regardless of all these apprehensions—not to mention our suspicions about the motivations behind sites like the newly-minted Dig for Porn—it's still nice to see the del.icio.us model applied in yet another smut-friendly way. Still warm from the oven and only counting a few users, it's already serving up a tasty selection of free porn organized by tags—and the clean, open interface is just the icing on the cake. Because here at Fleshbot, decent web design and good grammar are just as arousing to us as a good nip slip or cocksucking video ... and that's saying a lot.V. Blue

Update The URL now redirects towards a site about sex addiction. 'Twas fun digging while it lasted though.

Previously: Porn Hacks, Flickrlicio.us, Web Goggles, Babe Engine, Adult Blog Index, Blinx Video Search, The Pornolizer

As much as we hate to admit defeat, we were glad to see that someone had posted a video clip of that "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" "Hot Coffee" mod we posted about a few weeks ago and have been trying to get to work ever since. Now that we've seen it, we can definitely see why some people are getting so upset: not because we think depictions of consensual sex with hookers in mature-rated videogames are wrong or anything, but because it sends the message that it's possible for men to have intercourse without unzipping their flys or taking a single article of clothing off ... and is this really the misguided lesson we want impressionable members of the gaming community to get from their entertainment?

· "GTS Hidden Sex Scene" (.wmv video @ gorillamask.net)
· "GTA Hot Coffee Mod" (forums.gametrailers.com)

See also: "'Grand Theft' maker blames hackers for sex scenes" (yahoo.reuters.com - thanks Sanj)

Update More @ Gamespot, which reports that noted gaming authority Hillary Clinton is planning to launch a federal inquiry into the GTA sex mod later this week. (gamespot.com)

Previously: GTA Sex Hack?, Boobies on C-SPAN

Even if we never see another post from the author from this new blog devoted to exposing the secrets of those that have made some of the most drastic and interesting technological advances on the web: those that run adult websites (and we re hoping he plans to stick around for a while), we ll still be forever grateful to The Porn Hacker for explaining to us the intricasies of Fusker, a web content extraction tool long known to serious smuthounds as a way to fill up a hard drive with more free smut than you imagined possible.* (We also hear it can be used to find free passwords and backdoor entrances to certain paysites, but we wouldn t know a thing about that. Honest.)

· "A Fusking We Will Go" (pornhacks.blogspot.com)

*Update To be fair to the folks who run pay sites—a few of whom wrote in to complain about this post—it should also be noted that Fusker and similar porn hacks (which have been around for a while, and won't be going away anytime soon) can also be used to extract content from membership sites without paying for it, in addition to using them to circumvent things like pop-up ads and circle jerk linking on "free" sites—and in case you hadn't figured that out already. Let your conscience be your guide ... and remember that adult webmasters gotta make a living too, y'know.

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Previously: Web Goggles, Babe Engine, Adult Blog Index, Blinx Video Search, The Pornolizer, Wongle.org, Gallery Spinner, Ask Jolene: The Blog