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Hey there, Zabrina Aamir. We try not to get too crass around these parts, but we just have to tell you what nice bazookas you have. (Oh, and that heavy weapon you're toting is pretty impressive too.) (gallery @ dachix.com)
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The Bound And Beautiful Ladies Of Marcus Gloger
Like many of you, we often wake up with random things filling our thoughts, like whether we remembered to buy more coffee or ponies named Wildfire. But when we woke up the other morning, we found ourselves asking, "You know what we need more of? More girls in latex ... like really badass ones, with motorcycles and fast cars and heavy boots and guns and everything." Alas, we thought we might be completely out of luck on this one, but photographer Marcus Gloger came to our rescue: his bound girls have more than enough badassedness (and latex) to satisfy us ... well, at least until Friday. And don't worry if you're not into the whole latex scene: he's also got some pretty badass bikini babes in his gallery too. Now if only we could figure out that whole "Wildfire" thing ...
· BoundGirl (boundgirl.de, via Unscathed Corpse)
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Sex Blog Roundup: This Is For Your Own Good
No matter how well-behaved a person might typically be, every now and then he or she will benefit from a little, uh ... loving correction, shall we say? It could be that their infractions are so mild that the stern application of a dildo will set them back on the right path. For mid-level offenders, a firm spanking or some enforced orgasms will do the trick. But for that chronic offender, nothing short of a public flogging—administered by a reproachful stranger, no less!—will correct their wicked behavior. Those are the toughest cases, and perhaps no amount of large-caliber weaponry will force them to straighten up and fly right.
Assume the position with Always Aroused Girl after the jump.
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2:57 PM on Tue Feb 5 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Sex Blog Roundup: Popping Corks
As we prepare to drink ourselves silly, get into all sorts of embarassing sexual situations, and nurse our party-wrecked bodies back to some semblance of alcohol-free health by next weekend (when we start the whole process all over again), let's see what kind of trouble our favorite bloggers have been up to this holiday week. The writers in today's roundup of some of the best sex writing we've come across lately certainly sent 2007 out with a bang ... starting with one who found a unique use for her partner's firearm. Another popped his boy-boy cherry with a sweet little MMF; others partied hard with vulgar hand gestures, wooden spoons and even (gasp!) their own family members.
Start your countdowns with Always Aroused Girl after the jump.
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The glossy, sophisticated elegance of the 2008 Stahlgruber calendar makes us look forward to a whole lot of caviar wishes and champagne dreams in the year ahead ... not to mention vintage automobiles, classic firearms, and more lovely naked boobs than we can shake all that caviar and champagne at. (noticiasdot.com)
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Girl And Guns: The Right To Bare Arms (And Everything Else)
Longtime readers of this site will know of our fondness for the girls with guns motif. Nothing seems to beat hot chicks who would like nothing more than to blow you away with some serious heat ... or whatever. The latest enterprise trying to cash in on the theme is ToughSportsLive, which pits buxom babes against each other in feats of fury using the biggest weapons they can get their pretty little hands on. In barely there swimsuits, of course—just like the Second Amendment promises.
· GirlsAndGuns.com (toughsportslive.com, via SugarBank)
Previously: Actiongirls Hit The Big Time: "Soldiers Of The Dead", Girls, Guns, and Ropes, Asian Girls With Guns, Guns and Babes, More Chicks With Guns
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What's our favorite new trend in video games? It's not the expansive multiplayer online environments or cooperative fantasy adventures. It's not even the cooler graphics and wireless remote controls. It's hot girl gamers who love to drape themselves in the actual consoles and games and send the pictures out over the interwebs. (Besides how can you tie someone up with a wireless controller?) Well, the nerdcore babes are back for more and we have to thank the boys over at Destructoid for sharing an exclusive bonus photo with us that you can see after the jump. We're not exactly Nintendo experts, but we are pretty sure you're not going to find any ducks to hunt in there.
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Revenge Of The Nerdcore Babes
What's our favorite new trend in video games? It's not the expansive multiplayer online environments or cooperative fantasy adventures. It's not even the cooler graphics and wireless remote controls. It's hot girl gamers who love to drape themselves in the actual consoles and games and send the pictures out over the interwebs. (Besides how can you tie someone up with a wireless controller?) Well, the nerdcore babes are back for more and we have to thank the boys over at Destructoid for sharing an exclusive bonus photo with us that you can see after the jump. We're not exactly Nintendo experts, but we are pretty sure you're not going to find any ducks to hunt in there.
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We're not really interested in handbag controversies—even if the bags are meant to look like machine guns—but we'll jump at any chance to indulge our gun-toting fascist bikini babe fantasies. That's our idea of style. (jamespiatt.com, via Boing Boing)
Eros Zine interviews photographer Mallorie Nasrallah, who talks about living in Virginia, her problems with certain "modern pinup" alternachick websites, and why it's important to get someone to help you if you're shooting a model covered in razor blades ("I didn't want to be in the papers as a photographer stabbing a model if I dropped one or something"). And you thought taking pictures of hot topless girls with guns was easy? (eros-zine.com; more on Mallorie's photography here)
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Actiongirls Return To Kick Your Ass
We've been huge fans of Actiongirls.com's singular brand of ass-kicking hotness ever since we started taking our first baby steps into the big bad world of porn blogging all those years ago; even if director Scotty JX's release schedule hasn't quite kept up with our appetite for seeing smokin' porn babes like Erica Campbell, Silvia Saint, and Veronica Zemanova strut their way through scenarios involving exploding fireballs, heavy duty ammunition, and advanced nut-kicking techniques, we can't help but appreciate the fact that they take a lot more time and money to shoot than your usual Porn Valley wankfest. So you can imagine our excitement when we learned that there's plenty of new action in the Actiongirls franchise coming down the pipe in the coming months, including a brand new trailer and plans for several spinoff sites and DVD series ... all of which may lead Scotty to the ultimate Actiongirls adventure: "(T)o say the least, if you think the Transformers trailer looks cool, just imagine Actiongirls with a $200 million budget! Take out the robots and add 50,000 naked chicks at war!" Wrap your heads around that while we go back and check out Sylvia Saint putting that carbine through its paces one more time. More »
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Wet Spots: Kate Bosworth Expands Her Career Options
· Kate Bosworth has been showing up in bikini pictures lately, like it's her job. Wait, what is her job again? (egotastic.com) More »
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Wet Spots: Half Of Natalie Portman's Boob Is Better Than No Boob At All
· Yes, it's a Natalie Portman side boob! If it wasn't Monday, we'd be prepared to call it a week. (egotastic.com) More »
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Art by Greg Loudon: Desolate Angels
Sure, we know that this time of year is supposed to be all about renewal and celebrating the exuberance of life and all that, but let's not forget that things like sexy vampires and bloodthirsty fetish babes always deserve their place in the sun too. While artist Greg Loudon's online portfolio features everything from traditional comic book-style drawings to classic pinup illustrations, we're especially interested in the darker fantasy work in his sketchbook, where gun- and knife-toting hotties conspire to give us the best kind of dirty nightmares. After all, there's only so much perky polka-soundtracked Easter Bunny fucking action we can take. More »
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Sex Station 7: First-Person Sex Shooter
If you weren't technically savvy enough to hack Grand Theft Auto's "Hot Coffee" mod and your classic jiggle-riffic Lara Croft titles just aren't doing it for you anymore, perhaps you need a video game where sex isn't just a by-product of the action, it's the whole point. Sex and video games have been walking hand-in-hand since the glory days of Leisure Suit Larry, of course, but new online title Sex Station 7 tries to bring it into the modern world of first-person-shooters like Halo and Half Life. You play Dylan Owens, sent to rescue the "alpha female engineering cyberwhores" of Sex Station 7. Should you succeed, you can probably guess how these lovely lasses will choose to repay your kindness. We haven't played it ourselves, so we can't guarantee you'll have a fun time, but it certainly looks more interesting than your 15,000th game of Minesweeper. The cyberwhores just don't seem to appreciate that one as much. More »
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Still More Sexy Music Videos
Here's another "me too" post, this one piggy backing on our music video hoedown from earlier this week. It's a trio of films from the UK featuring obscure rock bands and naked antics that you won't find on TRL. The groups and their musical styles vary a bit, but all three clips were shot by director Anthony Carpendale and feature lady vampires, flesh-eating zombies, and machine-gun wielding nude avengers. (There's a bit of a running theme.) The music may or may not be your cup of tea, but if being forced to perform for naked guerilla warriors doesn't appeal to you, then it's like we don't know even know who you are anymore. More »
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Pyrexions' Pistol Peter
Pyrexions' Pistol Peter is another example of the effective wedding of gun violence and marital aids, in the company of forebears like the opening credits of "Goldfinger" and Aida Turturro's scene towards the end of Season Two of "The Sopranos" in which she shoots David Proval with the very gun he used to get her so excited in a previous episode. More »
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Mallorie Nasrallah Photography
Budding alt girl photographer Mallorie Nasrallah has the right idea: get cute girls naked, make sure they're comfortable and having a good time before taking pictures of them, don't push their limits, and make each photo a collaboration between artist and model. These self-imposed guidelines make up a great foundation for a career of taking pictures of alternative cuties, and the girls Mallorie has rounded up so far are mostly newcomers to the scene. Now all she has to do is get them to pose somewhere beyond the confines of her studio, since if there's anything we like better than a photo of topless chick with facial piercings pointing a gun at us, it's seeing said topless chick get naked in her natural habitat. But hey, everyone has to start somewhere.- ARMore »
