Carnaval In Rio 2008

Unfortunately the Fleshbot Transdimensional Teleporner (patent-pending) is on the fritz, otherwise we'd have transported ourselves to Rio for Carnaval 2008 to soak up the outlandish, truly astoundingly extravagant pageantry on parade ... oh, and all the astoundingly hot babes with all their jiggly, sweaty bits on ultra-glamorous display. Fortunately for us, we will always have Flickr to show us what we missed, and as soon as we can get the Teleporner to send an intern through time and space without interdimensional tentacle monster violation (or arrive with clothing intact) we'll be bringing you live coverage ourselves. Until then, ogle the beautiful boobies, butts and sequin-studded packages of all manner in a few of our favorite photosets. (Note: some Flickr users might want to check their "safe search" settings in order to soak up all the fleshy beauty captured by these photo pros.) More »

Nudar: GPS For Boobies

We've all been there before—driving down a lonely highway in the middle of night, not really sure where you are or if you have enough gas to make it to the next station, when suddenly a beacon rises above the horizon signaling the oasis you've been searching for: "Strip Club. Next Exit." But in this interconnected, wi-fi, super-surveyed world, why go through all that stress? Nudar wants to take the pain away by mapping the world ... the strip club world. They want to build a database of any place on Earth where you can find bare boobs—wet t-shirt bars, nude beaches, New Orleans—and then send that data to you anywhere in the world via your GPS device. It's like the tits come to you! Plus, this way when you run out of singles and end up face down in the parking lot, your loved ones will know where to come pick you up. More »