Fleshbot: Great Moments In Masturbation

"Sticky: The Movie" Will Touch You In New Ways

Violet Blue — Tue, 13 May 2008 11:30:33 EDT

While we never exactly understood why there had to be a whole month set aside to raise masturbation awareness when we spend nearly every waking moment devoted to the cause, we nonetheless welcome May's status as a worthwhile excuse to dwell on our favorite national pastime. That's why we found the trailer and teaser for upcoming masturbation documentary "Sticky: The Movie" to be so very entertaining. With a swingin' soundtrack, interviews with everyone from adult booth babes and sex toy manufacturers to controversial pro-masturbation advocate former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elders, we can't wait to see the final edit. No release date is available, but we'll be, uh, jerking around in Sticky's forums until the impending release. Enjoy Sticky's trailer and teaser after the jump.

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"Sticky: The Movie" trailer:

"Sticky: The Movie" teaser:

· "Sticky: The Movie" (stickythemovie.com)

Officials looking for human rights abuses ...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 14:33:00 EDT

Officials looking for human rights abuses at a London police station hit pay dirt when they find one of the cops abusing himself in an unused cell. Where's Amnesty International when you need them? (thesun.co.uk)

Caught In The Act: Now What?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 29 May 2007 10:57:01 EDT

One of the goals of National Masturbation Month, now moving towards its thundering climax, is to remove the stigma and shame associated with the act itself. Who among us hasn't at one time or another felt like poor Ricky, trying to save face after being discovered in the most intimate of intimate moments. How humiliating! (We think. The kid's got a pretty good poker face, actually.) On the other hand, no one among us can possibly know how Ricky feels after hearing his mother's reaction, because no mother on Earth has ever given this speech. Despite how it looks, this is not the set up for the latest sequel to Taboo, but it is actually someone's sick idea of the proper response to walking into your kid's room without knocking. The more appropriate—and more likely—technique is to run from the room horrified and never speak of it again, as Pheobe Cates wisely demonstrates in the only reason anyone remembers "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." After all, if masturbation stopped being dirty and forbidden, what would be the fun of it?

· Caught In The Act (YouTube, via hustlerworld.com)

After the jump, Pheobe's famous pool scene, plus a bonus collection of other "Great Moments in Self-Gratification" from film and TV.

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· Phoebe Cates - Fast Times At Ridgemont High (metacafe.com)
· 12 Great Moments In "Self-Gratification" (cottonandsand.com)

Previously: Rachel Kramer Bussel: How Do You Like It?, Masturbation Intervention: Know When To Say When, National Masturbation Month: A Hands-On Guide, That 70's Porn: Time Traveling Through Smut, Journey Without Clothes: Kay Parker on "Taboo"