Fleshbot: Gossip

Hugh Hefner Trades "Girls Next Door" For Live-In 19-Year-Old Twins

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:30:00 EDT

Gossip hounds are well aware that there has been trouble in Hefnerland. Despite successfully maintaining a magazine empire, a TV show and a relationship with three blondes at the same, it seems that all of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends have decided to cash in their chips and leave him all at once. So what's a horny, octogenarian millionaire to do? Apparently, he's traded up for a pair of 19-year-old twins. Of course.

All signs point to Hef taking in Kristina and Karissa Shannon, two blonde sisters who fit definitely fit his mold (and would not be the first set of twins to call him their man. What were their names again?) Little is known about these girls or how long it will take before they get the cover of Playboy, but a OneModelPlace profile attached to a search of their names seems to be conspicuously missing now.

You know, it's a little sad that three women who only wanted to find love and maybe a career on the fringe of the entertainment industry couldn't simultaneously make it work with a man who is old enough to be their grandfather, but perhaps the Shannon Twins will find a way to overcome all obstacles. After all, publicity is a many-splendored thing.

· Introducing Hef’s New Twins (scandalist.com)
· first naked pics of hef's new girlfriends (lessclothes.com)

Britney Spears Still Doesn't Have A Sex Tape (That We've Seen)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:40:43 EDT

The latest alleged Britney Spears sex tape that the media has been all in a tizzy about? Yeah, turns out it's all a hoax. Good thing we didn't get our hopes up about that one! (starmagazine.com)

Mini-Me Sex Tape Costar Tells All, Again (But Do You Want To Listen?)

Jonnobot — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:45:58 EDT

We guess this interview with "Mini-Me Sex Tape" costar Renae Shrider would be a heck of a lot more interesting if we actually knew anyone who's watched the damn thing (since we're sure not interested in watching it ourselves)—and if she hadn't already done a tell-all interview a few months ago. But if you want to help her make the most of her 15 minutes then have at it. On the other hand, if you do know anyone who's gone through the trouble of actually downloading and watching it could you please send them their way? We might be interested in interviewing them sometime. (AVN)

Ciara Is Naked On The Cover Of Vibe... Or Is She?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:30:55 EDT

R&B star Ciara appears on the cover of the October issue of Vibe magazine—and what's more, she's naked, if strategically positioned! Naturally, this development has led Vibe to receive a whole lot of press, including a bit of controversy and maybe even a lawsuit. MTV reports that Ciara's considering legal action against the magazine, claiming that the powers that be airbrushed underwear out of her shots; meanwhile, Vibe denies these claims and says that the photo shoot was actually Ciara's idea. Either way, we don't really see why it matters that much: the photo is about as revealing as Julianna Margulies' recent "upskirt" shot. Maybe Ciara should save her energy for when that inevitable fake sex tape rumor comes along instead?

· "Ciara Poses Nude For Vibe" and "Ciara Was Nude In Photo Shoot, Vibe Editor Insists" (mtv.com)

Celebrity Sex Tapes 101

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 14:25:56 EDT

Do you ever wonder how those amateur celebrity sex tapes go from rumor to back door deal to shady paysites to your computer? Or why some videos become money-making blockbusters, while other never make it past step one? The L.A. Times investigates this sexual black market and the answers may surprise you. Or not. (latimes.com)

Josh Hartnett is so determined to convince ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:55:42 EDT

Josh Hartnett is so determined to convince his fans that he doesn't have sex in libraries that he's suing tabloids for spreading dirty sex tape rumors about him. But the real question is: how do we sue him for trying to put on a stage production of "Rain Man"? We would also like an apology for that. (bbc.co.uk)

Lene Alexandra's Boobs Downgraded From "OK" To "Just Peachy"

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:25:07 EDT

Do you remember our old friend Lene Alexandra? For you newcomers, she is a Norwegian ... let's say "model," who sings, stars on reality TV shows and basically just tries to stay famous using her very well proportioned chest. Well, some scurrilous bloggers have dug into her secret past and discovered some nude photos taken before she was famous ... and before her latest breast upgrade. It's a shocking development for the poor girl, and she must truly be "haunted" by this youthful indiscretion—because it's not like she posed nude just this year for a European men's mag or first got everyone's attention by singing a song about her tits. How will she and her new breasts ever live it down?

· Lene Alexandra Naked (totallynsfw.com)

Mini-Me Sex Tape Hits The Interweb (You've Been Warned)

Jonnobot — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:45:18 EDT

After news of its existence was leaked ("leaked") a few months ago—and after one of its costars successfully sued to block its distribution—AVN is now reporting that the Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer sex video was posted to an "overseas website" earlier today. We have no particular desire to see it ourselves—frankly, we're still trying to purge our minds of the fact that it actually exists in the first place—but apparently we seem to be alone in our lack of interest: the site (which AVN says contains stills and a download of the entire video for $9.95) has been mostly unreachable all day. But if and when we're eventually able to get in, know that we'll be posting more about it here. Hey, we might not want to see Verne getting busy with his lady friend, but far be it for us to keep it from you if it happens to be your thing. We're all about no judgements around here, remember?

• "Mini-Me Sex Tape Released On Overseas Website" (avn.com)
• Sex WIth Mini Me (SexWithMiniMe.com)

Previously: Verne Troyer Sex Tape Costar Tells All!, Not The Verne Troyer Sex Tape

Joe Francis: Schadenfreude Gone Wild!

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:20:01 EDT

Barely legal smut master Joe Francis has been ixnayed from the next version of Celebrity Apprentice because the sponsors don't want him associating with classy and respectable citizens like Donald Trump. Because reality television is nothing if not classy, you know. (nypost.com)

Former Miss Great Britain turned lad mag ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:35:18 EDT

Former Miss Great Britain turned lad mag star Danielle Lloyd is the latest celebrity to maybe possibly be caught in a sex tape kerfuffle. Because you haven't really seen someone naked until you've seen them naked in grainy cellphone camera footage. (dailystar.co.uk)

Heroic swimmer Michael Phelps once again ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:15:21 EDT

Heroic swimmer Michael Phelps once again demonstrates the famous reach and determination that won him eight gold medals at the Beijing Olympics. Wait until you see his breast stroke. (radaronline.com)

No Virgin Suicides, Please, We're British: The Josh Hartnett Sex Tape (?)

Gram Ponante — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:30:30 EDT

While we're not sure if Josh Hartnett has made a good movie since "The Virgin Suicides," celebrity sex tape outlet Red Light District is offering $500,000 for the rights to distribute the apocryphal tape of the actor and an unidentified female friend (or "galpal") in a London hotel library.

No one connected with the actor said "It'll only have to sell, like, 20 copies to beat 'Hollywood Homicide'." (Well, maybe Defamer might have.) If the tape exists, our money is that it will be called "Member 2." Most shocking of all is they have libraries in English hotels?
· "Red Light District Offers $500,000 for Josh Hartnett Sex Vid (AVN.com)

Just days after being introduced to an adoring ...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:57:31 EDT

Just days after being introduced to an adoring nation and being thrust head first into the bright glare of the media spotlight, a young woman is being forced to step down due to an untimely pregnancy. Of course, we're speaking of recent Playboy model and tennis star Ashley Harkleroad, who had to drop out of the U.S. Open because of her bun-filled oven. Maybe Playboy needs to do a better job of vetting its cover models? (nypost.com)

The Truth Is Out There

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:50:00 EDT

David Duchovny pioneers the hottest new form of celebrity rehab—sex addiction. We blame ourselves—all the clues were there, but sometimes a lie is best told between two truths. (usmagazine.com + genregirls.blogspot.com)

Great Moments In Acting History

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:15:38 EDT

How did Christopher Plummer's syphilis scare turn William Shatner into a movie star? Just think—if Captain Von Trap doesn't hurt himself shacking up with a one-night stand, T.J. Hooker might not have been! So that guy has a lot to answer for. (imdb.com)

Dashiell Torralba: ¡Viva La Porn Revolucion!

Jonnobot — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:20:09 EDT

Gossip blogs are buzzing this week with the news that Dashiell Torralba, a former girlfriend of one of Fidel Castro's sons who recently sold a home movie with footage from everyone's favorite Cuban dictator's household to a Miami television station (and no relation to anyone we know), has apparently found another way to keep herself busy besides being charged for credit card fraud and identity theft: she also allegedly appears as "Rocio Marrero" in a Bang Bros. video called "Language Barrier". It's not the first time we've heard about a pornstar who's related to a famous name, however distantly; but it is the first time we've ever had occasion to mention Fidel Castro in connection with facial cumshots and hot Latina MILF action. So even if you have no idea who she is, won't you indulge our giddy excitement and check out the links and pics after the jump?

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• Rocio Marrero and Rocio Marrero in "Language Barrier" (previews @ bangbrosnetwork.com, via Your Dirty Mind

• See also: "The mystery of Dashiell Torralba" (babalublog.com)

Does The Jenna have a bun in the oven? That ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:40:49 EDT

Does The Jenna have a bun in the oven? That is to say: is she knocked up, with child, expecting, barefoot and/or preggers? Will the child have her mom's eyes or her dad's ability to crush a man's skull with his bare hands? And most important of all: will anyone still care in nine months? (nypost.com)

Naked Celebrity Scandal Alert: The Hottest Naked Anne Hathaway Photos You Will Never Get To See

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:37:36 EDT

The FBI is in possession of Anne Hathaway's personal diaries—among huge piles of other very personal evidence—thanks to her money laundering ex-boyfriend. Even better, that evidence allegedly includes some naked snaps of the actress in her best come-hither poses. It's hard to believe that a man who would use the Vatican to cheat people in an elaborate real estate swindle would be capable of such a thing, but crazier things have happened. (celebitchy.com)

Prince Charles thought he was being the most ...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:30:46 EDT

Prince Charles thought he was being the most awesomest dad in all of England when he asked a polite young "dancer" to perform at his son's birthday party. Then his aides explained to him who Dita Von Teese is and that's when Prince Harry decided he was the most awesomest dad in the world. (dailystar.co.uk, via Fark)

This just in: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:57:46 EDT

This just in: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, lost her virginity to legendary Vegas cocksman Tom Jones. (And he was not a gentle lover.) This juicy bit of gossip brought to you by the year 1976. (starpulse.com, via nerve.com)

Meet Boston's MVS (Most Valuable Stripper)

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:23:19 EDT

A former in stripper in Boston claims that she single-handedly changed the face of baseball history—by boning (married) New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez in his hotel room during the 2004 American League Championship Series, thus causing his team to collapse in a historically unprecedented fashion against their arch nemesis Boston Red Sox, allowing that city to claim its first World Series title in 86 years (which they have not shut up about since.) She's like Shoeless Joe Jackson, but we guess that instead of shoes, she just takes off her bra. (bostonhearld.com, via Deadspin)

Christie Brinkley is blaming her nasty, high-profile ...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:15:00 EDT

Christie Brinkley is blaming her nasty, high-profile tabloid divorce on her "deviant" husband and his porn addiction, but the brave New York Daily News isn't buying it! To prove that porn isn't to blame, they asked the opinion of totally unbiased observers ... like Hillary Scott and Joanna Angel! (But seriously, going online to ogle pictures of sexy, half-naked ladies? What a creep!) (nydailynews.com)

Did Buckeey Done Gone Get Herself A Sex Tape?

Jonnobot — Tue, 27 May 2008 12:30:35 EDT

"Wow, Fleshbot," we can hear you thinking as you peruse this item about an amateur sex tape allegedly starring "Flavor Of Love"'s Shay, aka Buckeey. "Have you really sunk so low as to post unsubstantiated sex tape rumours about people who were on past seasons of reality shows who most viewers have already forgotten about and who weren't even all that memorable to begin with?" To which we have no recourse but to hold our heads up high and answer "Yes. Yes we have." Especially when it's a slow news week. (sexmate.blogspot.com - thanks MH)

Australians are scandalized that London-based ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 22 May 2008 09:57:17 EDT

Australians are scandalized that London-based Australian Bollywood actress (how does that work?) Tania Zaetta may have cheered up Aussie troops in Afghanistan by boning a few of them when she visited their base. (She probably didn't, but it makes for good gossip.) Didn't they get the "support the troops" memo? (afp.google.com)

Not being particular fans of women's basketball, ...

Jonnobot — Fri, 16 May 2008 12:22:51 EDT

Not being particular fans of women's basketball, we don't know (or care) whether these photos are in fact ones of a member of the Niagra University women's basketball team. We do know, however, that they're naked pics of a pretty hot amateur babe who happens to have some basketball posters displayed on the walls in her room ... and that's good enough for us. (donchavez.com/blog; view uncensored photos here)

"Entourage" babe Emmanuelle Chriqui nearly ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 15 May 2008 09:58:08 EDT

"Entourage" babe Emmanuelle Chriqui nearly got ticketed while shooting these photos for GQ, until cops stopped by and asked her to rein in the nipples. Who exactly are they protecting and serving by doing that? It's not like they hurt anybody before. (nydailynews.com)

Who Should Be Steven Soderbergh's "Girlfriend"?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:45:34 EDT

Director Steven Soderbergh has announced that his next project will be "The Girlfriend Experience," a ~~cinéma-vérité~~ low-budget indie film about a $10,000-a-night hooker. Since the movie would be shot in the style of his previous film, "Bubble," it will employ a minimal amount of money, sets, professional actors, or even written words—the dialogue will be mostly improvised. This lack of Hollywood touches, plus the subject matter, has led early speculation to be that Soderbergh may hire an experienced adult film actress to play the lead. But who would that be?

We can think of dozens of actresses off the top our head who can convincingly hump like a hooker, but can they handle the off-the-cuff dramatic style and display the emotional range required to make a full human person believable on screen? Amateur casting directors everywhere are ready to weigh in—and frankly we're a little hurt that our siblings at Defamer didn't think to ask us—but who better than our readers to find us the prefect choice? We have a few nominees of our own in the poll below, but feel free to make your own suggestions in the comments. The future of mainstream porn depends on you!

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· Soderbergh to direct 'Girlfriend' (variety.com, via Defamer)

Because the British can't get enough Heather ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:28:08 EDT

Because the British can't get enough Heather Mills bashing, the tabloids are now claiming that she used to be a £10,000-a-night lesbian prostitute. (Although, we're not sure if making out with another girl in front of rich dudes technically counts as "prostitution.") Maybe she'll think twice the next time she tries to marry a Beatle. (dailystar.co.uk)

Remember that hot Russian gymnast that Vladimir ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:23:09 EDT

Remember that hot Russian gymnast that Vladimir Putin recruited to serve in Parliament? Apparently, he liked her political skills so much that he dumped his wife to marry her. The fact that she's half his age and very flexible is probably just a coincidence. (canadafreepress.com)

A Hoax, You Say?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:57:38 EDT

Guess what? That "new" Marilyn Monroe sex tape? Probably not real! And the guy who claims to have sold it may be just a self-absorbed name dropper who likes the attention. Stunning, isn't it? We know that you're hurt and confused by all these dastardly lies, but try not to let it ruin your faith in celebrity sex tapes. (Defamer)

"Possible Nazi Theme of Grand Prix Boss's ...

Jonnobot — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:13:28 EDT

"Possible Nazi Theme of Grand Prix Boss's Orgy Draws Calls to Quit": we had to read this headline three or four times before we realized that it concerned a story we posted about last week. You do have to admit there's an awful lot going on in there ... (NY Times)

Breaking: Reality TV Person Once Photographed Naked

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:21:27 EDT

We're sorry to have to tell you this, but a person who is famous only for appearing on a reality TV show once had her picture taken without clothes on. We would tell you more here, but we actually read the story and we're still not sure who she is or why you should know her. (takeareport.com, via Gawker)

The Rick James Sex Tape

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:54:05 EDT

Are you ready for night vision footage of a bloated, sweaty, and high-as-a-kite Rick James getting super freaky in a recording studio shortly before his death in 2004? Or more accurately, are you ready to shake your head slowly with regret and silently curse the person who invented the handheld video camera? On the plus side, his sex tapes probably have a better soundtrack than most. (And aren't you glad we got through this entire post without a single "I'm Rick James, bitch!" reference?) (allhihphop.com, via Idolator)

Rich Guy Likes Fast Cars And Fast Women Who Like To Spank Nazis

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:04:25 EDT

The usually stoic and reserved British tabloid press was outraged this weekend to learn that the head of Formula One auto racing—a job that, in terms of importance and power, ranks somewhere below the Queen and somewhere above Governor of New York—fancies BDSM roleplay sessions with multiple hookers. Oh, and he maybe has a Nazi fetish too. Naturally, a rich powerful man using his money to fulfill elaborate sex fantasies is quite shocking, even if it's probably not illegal. (Although maybe stalking him with a video camera and taping his sessions probably should be.)

The story is further complicated by the fact that his father was a notorious Hitler-loving neo-fascist ... but then who hasn't grappled with childhood issues by getting deloused and spanked by five leather-bound prostitutes? Personally, we don't care what "sicko perverts" like to do in their spare time, we just like watching videos of half-naked people getting slap happy with black bars over their faces. Check out some of the action below.

· "F1 boss Max Mosley has sick nazi orgy with 5 hookers" (newsoftheworld.co.uk)
· "F1 Boss Max Mosley Caught With Five Hookers In Nazi Orgy Video Scandal" (Jalopnik)

Well, what do you know: Private citizen Eliot ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:20:11 EDT

Well, what do you know: Private citizen Eliot Spitzer likes call girls ... and unlike the last one, this one really is named Kristin. But she's also not the Kristin who doesn't appear in these fake pictures. If we could just work Paris Hilton and an American Idol contestant into this scandal, the circle of gossip would be complete. (nypost.com + Gawker)

If we've really sunk so low as to pimp for ...

Jonnobot — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:53:03 EDT

If we've really sunk so low as to ~~pimp for page views~~ get excited about the existence of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape based on one crappy, unintelligible screen grab, there's really not much hope for any of us. Of course, if it turns out the tape actually exists after all, there's even less hope for us too. (egotastic.com)

TMZ has "learned" that 22 minus 5 is 17, ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:12:02 EDT

TMZ has "learned" that 22 minus 5 is 17, but that it's still a totally legal age to film boobies in Florida — and they also met some guy who crosses his heart and hopes to die that he took the photos of Kristin Davis before they were "sold" and then "stolen." We're so glad to have them around to make our own brand of voyeurism a little less pervy. (tmz.com)

Prostitute's Only Slightly Less Shameful Past Revealed: Was Ashley Dupre A "Girl Gone Wild"?

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:06:17 EDT

It seems that "Girls Gone Wild" ~~career slimeball~~ purveyor Joe Francis has decided to insert himself into the Eliot Spitzer/Ashley Dupre story, which some of you may have forgotten about already. But what took him so long? Oh, that's right—he was in jail. Well, he's out (for now) and suddenly remembers that there was a girl riding around on his GGW fun bus five years ago that looked a lot like America's Most Famous (for now) Hooker. Joe was prepared to offer Ashley $1 million to pose nude, but since he claims to have even more nudity and girl-on-girl action in his "archives" he'll make money off her the old fashioned way instead. (Even though he suddenly thinks she's not that hot anyway. Classy!)

Honestly, we don't think it even looks like her — that seems to be happening a lot these days — but then, the idea that Ashley would get thrown out of a hotel in Miami and then take her top off for a bunch of drunk frat boys isn't so farfetched either. Plus, it was five years ago ... which would have made the now (supposedly) 22-year-old, um ... 17? Maybe Joe should check those archives again before he gets himself into more trouble.

· "ASHLEY DUPRE IN 'GIRLS GONE WILD' VIDEO" (nypost.com)

Previously: Everything Else You Wanted To Know About Hookers (But Didn't Care Enough To Ask)

Today's Gubernatorial Sex Scandal Update: The Apotheosis Of Ashley

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:15:04 EDT

Eliot Spitzer who? National media already seems to be over the "Love Guv," but they can't get enough of the hooker who unwittingly brought down his administration. From the two million people who maybe listened to her "music" to the high school friends lining up to talk about her old locker to sniveling con artists who actually want credit for pimping her out ... everyone loves Ashley! Who cares how old she really is? Even Penthouse and Playboy both naturally want to see her naked. It's good thing that prostitution isn't legal, though; otherwise all those other media whores wouldn't have anything to talk about. (nymag.com + iht.com + nypost.com + Gawker)

Is a swanky New York restaurant collecting ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:41:04 EST

Is a swanky New York restaurant collecting security camera footage of celebrity couples who get busy in their private wine cellar? If not, we obviously haven't been tipping enough. (nypost.com)