Fleshbot: gonzo

Ouchy: "Chin Knockers 2"

pweasels — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 14:30:00 EST

Finally, we thought, a way to maintain eye contact while you have your head buried between a lovely set of big boobs! It turns out, though, that "Chin Knockers 2" is not at all about women who have knockers on their chins. Having read the cover copy, we are in no way enlightened as to what it is about, but we are perfectly willing to volunteer our own chin as a resting place for the knockers of Mlles. Kerkove and company.

· Critical X (www.criticalx.com)
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Our Love For Penny Flame Burns Ever Brighter

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

It's hard to believe, but somehow we've found even more reasons to crush out on the darling Penny Flame. How could this be possible? Well, aside from the fact that she's just a ridiculously adorable and fun performer, there's the little matter of two new(ish) Penny Flame projects that we just caught wind of. Yes, it's true: little Penny's all grown up, with her very own blog—My Hot Mess—and FuckTeamFive, a Bang Bros. website she's co-directing with Justice Young. A blogging pornstar who heads up a gonzo, fuck all comers website (and has her very own eduporn line, to boot)? Someone call an ambulance, we're in crush-induced shock. While we're recovering, check out the FuckTeamFive trailer after the jump.
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· My Hot Mess (myhotmess.com) · FuckTeamFive (fuckteamfive.com) · Thumbnail from Sexy-Babes (sexy-babes.tv, via Kellyfind)

Back To Basics: "Tera Goes Gonzo"

DCypher — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:55:16 EDT

When current reigning porn queen Tera Patrick decided to go back to her humble gonzo roots and prove that she can still fuck as nasty as all those callow up-and-coming porn starlets do these days, who did she call? Why, none other than pornographic legend Ed Powers, himself arguably a relic from the days when setting up a Betamax in your living room and filming yourself fucking barely legal girls half your age was considered cutting edge.

Actually. we’re not sure exactly what Ed contributes to "Tera Goes Gonzo"; we were too bust watching Tera and her costars to analyze things too much. But one thing is clear: with a supporting cast that includes Nautica Thorn, Daisy Marie, Roxy DeVille, Gianna Lynn, Kelle Marie, and Stefani Morgan, we’re more than willing to endure whatever other support staff Tera decided to hire to get things done.

In other news, we hear that TeraVision has also leased out the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Geneva and will harness its awesome power to travel back to 1982 and make a real proto-gonzo video. In the meantime, however, "Tera Goes Gonzo" hits the shelves later this month..

• Tera Patrick (all things Tera @ terapatrick.com)
• Order: "Tera Goes Gonzo" (adultdvdempire.com)

"Praise The Load" (And Pass The Paper Towels)

DCypher — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:20:33 EDT

Director Mike John reconvenes his, uh, seminary as he preaches his gospel of love and natural protein in the second installment of "Praise The Load" for Jules Jordan. And as if having a congregation of devout damsels like Rucca Page, Darryl Hanah, Claire Dames, Cassandra Calogera, Carolyn Reese, Allie Foster, and Adrianna Nicole kneeling to receive a special kind of baptism weren't enough, he also miraculously managed to avoid appending "The Second Cumming" to its title. (We almost used it in the title of this post, but in the end Kay Kyser won out, as he so often does.)

Despite its quasi-religious marketing concept, "Praise The Load 2" doesn't adhere to any particular dogma aside from the one which dictates that every money shot in a porn flick needs must end up deposited in the mouth of a willing supplicant. Which is something even dedicated heathens like us can take on faith.

"Praise The Load 2" hits the shelves this week.

• "Praise The Load 2" (more pics + DVD info @ julesjordanvideo.com)

"Teenstravaganza 7" Furthers Quantity Versus Quality Debate

DCypher — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:40:29 EDT

It has often been said that quality, not quantity, is what really matters—which is why we’ve decided to focus on the former in looking at Digital Sin's latest "Teenstravaganza 7" compilation and not just because it features a ginormous cast of some of porn's most notable young debutantes and clocks in at nearly four hours spread over two disks. However you look at it, that's a lotta teen! (Hence the "-stravaganza" part.)

Among that ginormous cast is one of our newest favorite crush objects of the year, Shawna Lenee, along with several other close contenders for that honor including Kacey Jordan, Micah Moore, Katrina Kat, Leigh Livingston, Missy Stone, Jessie Dalton, Ashlynn Brooke, Ashli Orion, Morgan Layne, Natalie Norton, and Scarlet Faye. In fact, we'll go so far as to say that the lineup here may quite possibly be represent the most notable rookie porn starlets of the new season. So you're not just getting quantity here, folks—you're getting quality, too!

As for the action on the disk itself—well, we haven't gotten through both disks yet ourselves, so you'll just have to rely on this preview gallery to give you an idea of what you'll find. But really, with that cast lineup and almost four hours to sift through you're bound to find something good. With a title like "Teenstravaganza", how can you go wrong?

• Digital Sin/New Sensations (newsensations.com)

This Just In: Monster Dicks Continue To Pursue Young Chicks

DCypher — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:45:47 EDT

Aiden Starr, Jaeylin Fox, Lorena Sanchez, Sandra Romaine, and Veronique Vega have more than proved their moxie over the years when it comes to riding some of the most formidable appendages in the business. So it didn’t come as much of a surprise when we found them in the cast list of Hustler’s newest obtusely titled release, "Monster Dicks In Young Chicks". Unfortunately, Hustler didn't provide us with more information about director Lex Drill; fortunately, this is yet another one of those DVDs where the title pretty much speaks for itself. So let's just skip over to the preview gallery and save ourselves the effort of trying to say more about it, shall we?

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• Hustler (hustlerworld.com)

"Point Blank P.O.V." Is The Closest You Will Ever Come To Doing Ashlynn Brooke

DCypher — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:20:27 EDT

With one of the most recognizable props in the business, respect from his colleagues, and a blistering hot contract girlfriend to boot, it was only a matter of time before the affably enthusiastic Tommy Gunn launched his own POV video line. Actually, we're kind of surprised he didn’t try it sooner—like right after he won Male Performer of the Year at the AVN Awards a couple years back. Still, better late than never: his "Point Blank P.O.V.", featuring you-are-almost-there performances by Ashlynn Brooke, Carmen McCarthy, Mackenzee Pierce, Halia Hill, and Gianna Michaels, was worth the wait.

We wonder if using that "Hey baby, I can make you a star!" line worked actually worked for Gunn while he was assemblong the cast for "Point Blank"—though Ashlynn and Gianna were stars already. In any case, we're looking forward to seeing more of the Gunn's other costars in the future too. (As well as more of Gunn. Like we said, the guy is affable!)

Tommy Gunn’s "Point Blank POV" releases this week from New Sensations.

• "Point Blank P.O.V." (.wmv trailer @ newsensations.com)

As Real As It Gets: "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2"

DCypher — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:10:37 EDT

As we've noted before, the burden of proof with most MILF titles these days is left up to the consumer—and with the number of MILF titles studios keep churning out, that's a lot of, uh, burden. So it's refreshing to see director Chris Streams releasing a MILF title that actually features women over 30. And how do we know they're thr real deal? Well, in some cases we've seen them performing in adult films for a minimum of six or seven years—which would at least make them around 25 or so. Also? The title is kind of clever in a crude sort of way. So there's that too.

In fact, "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2" doesn’t pull any punches anywhere. The video shows just enough wrinkles, stretch marks, and imperfectly proportioned rack jobs to make us believe we're watching insatiable cougar types in action—and we mean all of that in the best possible way. After all, you wouldn't want to buy or rent a title like this and see Veronica Rayne looking like a dewy-fresh barely legal ingenue, would you? No, you would not: you want to see her handling two studs at once as only a mature woman of experience can. And she does.

"Dirty Rotten Motherfuckers 2" also stars Brittany O’Connell, Holly Halston, Julia Ann, Monique, Jada Fire, Diamond Jackson, and Raquel Devine.

• "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2" (DVD info + more previews @ julesjordanvideo.com)

Soft On The Inside: "All Internal #8"

DCypher — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:10:30 EDT

As we've had occasion to mention before, the internal pop shot is one of the conundums of pornography—depending, as it does, upon its subject forcing said pop shot outside of her person in order to prove that it was, in fact, deposited inside to begin with. Keep that in mind as we discuss today's gonzo feature, director Chris Rolie's "All Internal #8". (But don't think about it too hard, else your head may explode.)

The internal pop shot is closely related to the creampie, bearing roughly the same relationship to it as do pupae to full-grown butterflies, and it is internal pop shots and their resultant creampies that are the focus of "All Internal 8"—as if you couldn't tell that already from the title. It stars a bevy of creampie-extruding cuties including Carla Cox, Madison Parker, Angelina Crow, Silvia Diamond, Stella Baby, Jenny Noel, and Jenna Jan, none of whom may be household names yet but all of whom will gain a certain notoriety from appearing in this no doubt soon-to-be-classic title. Think of what the first season of "The Facts of Life" did for Molly Ringwald and take it from there.

For all of you out there who have ever wondered about how creampies are created or the effects of gravity upon certain body fluids—or who are just dirty perverts (our favorite kind!)—this DVD, and this preview gallery, is for you.

• "All Internal #8" (DVD info @ julesjordanvideo.com/)

Dashiell Torralba: ¡Viva La Porn Revolucion!

Jonnobot — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:20:09 EDT

Gossip blogs are buzzing this week with the news that Dashiell Torralba, a former girlfriend of one of Fidel Castro's sons who recently sold a home movie with footage from everyone's favorite Cuban dictator's household to a Miami television station (and no relation to anyone we know), has apparently found another way to keep herself busy besides being charged for credit card fraud and identity theft: she also allegedly appears as "Rocio Marrero" in a Bang Bros. video called "Language Barrier". It's not the first time we've heard about a pornstar who's related to a famous name, however distantly; but it is the first time we've ever had occasion to mention Fidel Castro in connection with facial cumshots and hot Latina MILF action. So even if you have no idea who she is, won't you indulge our giddy excitement and check out the links and pics after the jump?

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• Rocio Marrero and Rocio Marrero in "Language Barrier" (previews @ bangbrosnetwork.com, via Your Dirty Mind

• See also: "The mystery of Dashiell Torralba" (babalublog.com)

Kimmy Thai And Madison Scott Are All Out Of Bubble Gum

DCypher — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:45:02 EDT

During a pivotal scene in the classic sci-fi mystery "They Live", wrestling superhero Rowdy Roddy Piper explains that he has come to chew bubble gum and kick ass—and that he is fresh out of bubble gum. We were reminded of this while watching the latest installment of director Will Ryder's "Bubble Gum Cuties" for Bad Seed, although the resemblance in this case depends on swapping out a letter or two in Piper's proclamation.

Volume 4 of the perennially popular legal teen series stars Madison Scott along with one-name wonders Kacey, Adriana, Kimmy, and Ruby, and we can say with definite authority that if you like 'em young and nubile you'll definitely like this one. In fact, there are so many amazing shots of hardcore goodness that the movie becomes even more of a sensory overload than "They Live". Which is saying a lot.

"Bubble Gum Cuties #4" hits the shelves this month.

• "Bubble Gum Cuties #4" (DVD info @ adameve.com)

"Barely Legal 85" : They Grow Up So Fast, Don't They?

DCypher — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:10:59 EDT

Let's face it: every now and again we all get tired of seeing the same twenty or so top name brand starlets doing the same dirty things to each other (and a few assorted lucky guys) in the same glossy fare served up by the same studios. And in those uncertain moments, we often turn to things like obscure niche videos or American Apparel ads just to keep our romance with porn alive and well. Oh, and let's not forget Hustler's eternally new "Barely Legal" series too, which is always full of nubile sweethearts who are old enough to fight in the military and sign their way ino a porn movie, but too young to drink or understand the customary ways to pose their bodies towards the camera during even the most basic of sex positions.

In this, volume 85 of the venerable series, starlets you've never heard of like Andrea Anderson, Brittany Angel, Missy Graham, Natalie Norton, and Rikki Love join the healthy, all-American tradition of sexually curious debutantes which stretches all the way back to Bunny Luv and Alysin Chains from Volume One. (Ah yes, some of us remember that volume well.) Directrix Erica McClaine continues to helm the series with a capable hand and in the same style as her late husband, the venerable and affable Clive McClaine; she even lists on the front of each box that her movies are directed “in his spirit.”

But no matter who is directing these things, whether it be Erica or her husband via medium, the outcome is the same: smoking hot, authentic, and (best of all!) 100% legal teens making their sometimes awkward debut into the very same business that made Jenna Jameson a squillionaire. And that's something even wizened, jaded old porn fans like us can never get tired of.

• "Barely Legal #85" (hustlervideo.com)

"No Cum Dodging Allowed": They Are Not Afraid

DCypher — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:50:14 EDT

Believe it or not, gentle readers, there once was a time when ducking pop shots was the norm. Contract girls were thought to be almost too pretty for porn and only fucked for the money, not for the love of the game, and many of them didn’t want to mess up their fancy makeup with a healthy basting of baby batter at the end of a scene. Imagine what it was like to watch gals working their way to the money shot in a veritable frenzy ... and then miraculously dodging it Matrix bullet time-style at the last possible second! So fans of the facial had to look for ever more niche-oriented titles in order to satisfy their pornic desires, turning to Japanese bukkake imports where previously a simple old couples-friendly Vivid movie would have sufficed.

In such a climate was born Mike John's "No Cum Dodging Allowed" series for Jules Jordan Video, and it quickly became one of the go-to titles for facial fans. In this, the ninth installment, the resolute Tatiana Kush, Velicity Von, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, and Allie Foster get covered in goo so often and with such enthusiasm that you'd think that Nickelodeon was somehow involved in its production.

• "No Cum Dodging Allowed 9" (julesjordanvideo.com)

A couple in France have been arrested for...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:45:20 EDT

A couple in France have been arrested for filming a porn scene on the site of a World War I memorial built for Canadian soldiers. To be fair, it does look like the kind of place where people should be having outdoor sex, doesn't it? (dailymail.co.uk)

"Phat Ass Tits 5": What's In A Name?

DCypher — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:20:47 EDT

Once in a great while porn takes a gigantic artistic and conceptual leap forward, destroying conventional stereotypes of what the medium should be and creating a genre-defying new paradigm that occupies the space between mainstream entertainment and morally challenging adult fare. And once again, this is not that movie: in fact, there is nothing even remotely challenging about the fifth installment of Fuxsion's "Phat Ass Tits" series. But perhaps that's just as well.

So what if we will never see director Anton Slayer receiving a shiny gold statuette from the likes of Jack Nicholson or Sally Field? As long as he continues to showcase the talents of performers like Gianna Michaels, Whitney Stevens, Mikayla, Angelina Valentine, Megan Monroe, and the ever popular and erotically violent Nikki Benz, the continued devotion by horny porn fans and phat ass tit fanciers like us will be ample reward enough for his life's work.

There is every possibility that Fuxsion chose that banal title intentionally, subtly yet fully acknowledging the fact that it's our baser desires which always trump our nobler ones. Or maybe they simply chose it because the movie is, in fact, full of phat ass tits? We can only ponder the possibilities. You, on the other hand, are free to enjoy the preview pictures below without having to come up with three paragraphs' worth of commentary on them. Consider yourself lucky.

· "Phat Ass Tits 5" (metrointeractive.com)

Why Go Out When You Can Get "Fucked At Home" (Again)?

DCypher — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:50:40 EDT

Once upon a time there were two film editors with Tinseltown aspirations who moved to Porn Valley and began making movies under the name Astrux Entertainment. After lengthy negotiations with several big players in the adult entertainment industry, they settled into a new home at Metro Interactive and began releasing glossy wall-to-wall sex titles featuring starlets like Taylor Rain. Still, the other Hollywood continued to beckon from the other side of the hill and like so many promising smut visionaries they eventually decided to heed the siren call of mainstream work after all ... but not before leaving several titles at Metro behind in memory of their legacy, including the delightfully titled "Fucked At Home 2".

The release reminds us of a kinder, gentler time in the porn business (= about a year ago) when Kelly Kline, Roxy Jezel, Jessie Summers, Courtney Simpson, and Ava Ramon were content to stay within the confines of their own living rooms (or at least those of whoever's house was used to film their scenes) instead of going out into the big, bad world of fancy locations and catered sets to ply their craft.

Can it really be that it was all so simple then? Check out the preview gallery below and decide for yourself.

· "Fucked At Home 2" (metrointeractive.com)

Fill Your Eyes With Jules Jordan's "Tunnel Vision 3"

DCypher — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:10:36 EDT

Remember that guy in high school who drove a kickass car and got laid more often in one weekend than you did by the time you were halfway through college? Jules Jordan is still that guy—and unlike that douchebag in high school, he genuinely cares about you getting a little action of your own as well. This is why he's released the latest installment of his POV series "Tunnel Vision": he might actually get to fuck ridiculously hot porn babes like Lela Star, Sunny Lane, Lacey Duvalle, Nadia Styles, Sara Stone, Tia Tanaka, Velicity Von, and Veronica Lynn, but the rest of us get to see what it looked like! It's even better than that "Wish You Were Here" postcard he sent us last year from Amsterdam's Cannabis Cup!

With intentions so selfless we're certain it won't be long before he's knighted by the Queen of England or handed the Nobel Peace prize or invited to bang Angelina Jolie at the United Nations headquarters for his service to humankind. Maybe if we're all lucky he'll give us a virtual ride in the Bentley of us one of these days too ...

· "Tunnel Vision 3" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

"Ready Wet Go 5" Is Good Clean Fun

DCypher — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:20:47 EDT

The lowered standards of many gonzo titles we've seen lately have left us feeling pretty bummed out, after all, when we watch porn we expect to see hot chicks and hung guys who look like they enjoy fucking each other, not something that looks like leaked interrogation footage shot by Rick Solomon at Abu Ghraib. Fortunately, the fifth release in Third Degree's unique "Ready Wet Go" series is full of nothing but enthusaistic performers working hard to earn your love and attention. Then again, what else would you expect after seeing Fleshbot Crush Object Gianna smiling at you from the cover?

The only problem people might have with the DVD is the nature of the Ready Wet Go" series itself. Is it merely just gonzo series? Is it an oil fetish spectacular (and if so, why doesn't it say so in the title)? Or is it simply something made for anyone who appreciates callipygian women with various glistening substances all over their bodies?

Ultimately, though, such fine-grained matters of classification are besides the point. What's important here is that Gianna is joined by Diana Doll, Brittney Stevens, Brianna Luv, and the amazing Alexis Texas, all of whom turn in some pretty great performances without anything like plot or atmosphere to get in the way—and who all look like they're having a hell of a good time doing it. Whatever you want to call it, you can't ask more from your porn than that.

· Order: "Ready Wet Go 5" (Adult DVD Empire)
·3rd Degree (thirdmovies.com)

"Anal POV 5": Finding Solace In The Cracks Of America

DCypher — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:05:58 EDT

In the course of his travels across this land of spacious skies and amber waves of grain, Canadian porn magnate Erik Everhard has seen his fair share of anal exploits, both on video and off. This page from what we like to imagine is his field log explains his decision to begin chronicling the sightings for posterity through his "Anal POV" series: "After encountering my four hundred and fifty-seventh Anal Prostitute, I realized that I had stumbled upon the real heart of America: the spirit of this great land does not live in strip malls and shopping centers and car dealerships and outlet superstores, but in the cracks of homegrown honeys like Jenny Hendrix, Aubrey Addams, Bobbi Eden, Andi Anderson, Shyla Stylez, and Priva. (So what if they're not all American, or even prostitutes for that matter?)"

You might see a different America than the one Everhard experienced in his travels ... but this is his POV (and his Anal Prostitutes On Video), not yours. Check out more of his field research reports in the preview gallery from "Anal POV 5" below.

· "Anal POV 5" Gallery
· Erik Everhard's "Anal POV 5" (more pics + trailer @ julesjordanvideo.com)

"Jack's Playground 37": Still Got It!

DCypher — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:40:23 EDT

It gives us pause to consider that Digital Playground's long-running "Jack's Playground" series is about as old as we are, at least in porn years; despite his advanced age, however, Jack is showing no signs of slowing down. Maybe the secret of his longevity has something to do with spending all that time with ever-youthful stars like Jesse Jane, Jelena Jensen, Valentina Vaughn, Kelsey Michaels, Roxy DeVille, and Sue Diamond? After all, the day we get tired of watching Jesse demonstrate her oral talents is the day we're ready for a trip to the morgue ourselves.

Call it a Robby D Joint or Experience or Excuse or Vision or Spectacle or Brouhaha or whatever; as long as Jack and/or Robbie keeps delivering the goods he can call it whatever he wants. See why all those young whippersnappers can learn a thing or two from "Jack's Playground 37" in our preview gallery below.

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· Order "Jack's Playground 37" (Adult DVD Empire)
· "Jack's Playground 37" Trailer (digitalplayground.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)