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Splortched: Ah yes, 2006. A good year for porn. Lots of body and full flavor, with a lovely bouquet. more »
BeautifulAgony: Does it make me a racist if my first thought was that "Chin Knockers" would be a good name for a big-titted asian pornstar? more »
Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Also: my chin cleft could accomodate perfectly a nipple. more »
MalzyWheels: Hmmm, I took Chin Knockers as a reference to what a guy's testicles turn into during a blowjob. more »
Rocket_Coquette: ...She likes to keep her fire engine clean,It's a clean machine... more »
NovaApplesauce: I'm sooo confused! How is it "FuckTeamFive" when there's only three of them? I think they should add two more hotties for a little truth in advertising! more »
MalzyWheels: FuckTeamFive: Making Sex Horny Again! more »

Ouchy: "Chin Knockers 2"

Finally, we thought, a way to maintain eye contact while you have your head buried between a lovely set of big boobs! It turns out, though, that "Chin Knockers 2" is not at all about women who have knockers on their chins. Having read the cover copy, we are in no way enlightened as to what it is about, but we are perfectly willing to volunteer our own chin as a resting place for the knockers of Mlles. Kerkove and company. More »

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Our Love For Penny Flame Burns Ever Brighter

It's hard to believe, but somehow we've found even more reasons to crush out on the darling Penny Flame. How could this be possible? Well, aside from the fact that she's just a ridiculously adorable and fun performer, there's the little matter of two new(ish) Penny Flame projects that we just caught wind of. Yes, it's true: little Penny's all grown up, with her very own blog—My Hot Mess—and FuckTeamFive, a Bang Bros. website she's co-directing with Justice Young. A blogging pornstar who heads up a gonzo, fuck all comers website (and has her very own eduporn line, to boot)? Someone call an ambulance, we're in crush-induced shock. While we're recovering, check out the FuckTeamFive trailer after the jump.
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· My Hot Mess (myhotmess.com) · FuckTeamFive (fuckteamfive.com) · Thumbnail from Sexy-Babes (sexy-babes.tv, via Kellyfind)

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Back To Basics: "Tera Goes Gonzo"

When current reigning porn queen Tera Patrick decided to go back to her humble gonzo roots and prove that she can still fuck as nasty as all those callow up-and-coming porn starlets do these days, who did she call? Why, none other than pornographic legend Ed Powers, himself arguably a relic from the days when setting up a Betamax in your living room and filming yourself fucking barely legal girls half your age was considered cutting edge. More »

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"Praise The Load" (And Pass The Paper Towels)

Director Mike John reconvenes his, uh, seminary as he preaches his gospel of love and natural protein in the second installment of "Praise The Load" for Jules Jordan. And as if having a congregation of devout damsels like Rucca Page, Darryl Hanah, Claire Dames, Cassandra Calogera, Carolyn Reese, Allie Foster, and Adrianna Nicole kneeling to receive a special kind of baptism weren't enough, he also miraculously managed to avoid appending "The Second Cumming" to its title. (We almost used it in the title of this post, but in the end Kay Kyser won out, as he so often does.) More »

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"Teenstravaganza 7" Furthers Quantity Versus Quality Debate

It has often been said that quality, not quantity, is what really matters—which is why we’ve decided to focus on the former in looking at Digital Sin's latest "Teenstravaganza 7" compilation and not just because it features a ginormous cast of some of porn's most notable young debutantes and clocks in at nearly four hours spread over two disks. However you look at it, that's a lotta teen! (Hence the "-stravaganza" part.) More »

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This Just In: Monster Dicks Continue To Pursue Young Chicks

Aiden Starr, Jaeylin Fox, Lorena Sanchez, Sandra Romaine, and Veronique Vega have more than proved their moxie over the years when it comes to riding some of the most formidable appendages in the business. So it didn’t come as much of a surprise when we found them in the cast list of Hustler’s newest obtusely titled release, "Monster Dicks In Young Chicks". Unfortunately, Hustler didn't provide us with more information about director Lex Drill; fortunately, this is yet another one of those DVDs where the title pretty much speaks for itself. So let's just skip over to the preview gallery and save ourselves the effort of trying to say more about it, shall we? More »

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"Point Blank P.O.V." Is The Closest You Will Ever Come To Doing Ashlynn Brooke

With one of the most recognizable props in the business, respect from his colleagues, and a blistering hot contract girlfriend to boot, it was only a matter of time before the affably enthusiastic Tommy Gunn launched his own POV video line. Actually, we're kind of surprised he didn’t try it sooner—like right after he won Male Performer of the Year at the AVN Awards a couple years back. Still, better late than never: his "Point Blank P.O.V.", featuring you-are-almost-there performances by Ashlynn Brooke, Carmen McCarthy, Mackenzee Pierce, Halia Hill, and Gianna Michaels, was worth the wait. More »

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As Real As It Gets: "Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 2"

As we've noted before, the burden of proof with most MILF titles these days is left up to the consumer—and with the number of MILF titles studios keep churning out, that's a lot of, uh, burden. So it's refreshing to see director Chris Streams releasing a MILF title that actually features women over 30. And how do we know they're thr real deal? Well, in some cases we've seen them performing in adult films for a minimum of six or seven years—which would at least make them around 25 or so. Also? The title is kind of clever in a crude sort of way. So there's that too. More »

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Soft On The Inside: "All Internal #8"

As we've had occasion to mention before, the internal pop shot is one of the conundums of pornography—depending, as it does, upon its subject forcing said pop shot outside of her person in order to prove that it was, in fact, deposited inside to begin with. Keep that in mind as we discuss today's gonzo feature, director Chris Rolie's "All Internal #8". (But don't think about it too hard, else your head may explode.) More »

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Dashiell Torralba: ¡Viva La Porn Revolucion!

Gossip blogs are buzzing this week with the news that Dashiell Torralba, a former girlfriend of one of Fidel Castro's sons who recently sold a home movie with footage from everyone's favorite Cuban dictator's household to a Miami television station (and no relation to anyone we know), has apparently found another way to keep herself busy besides being charged for credit card fraud and identity theft: she also allegedly appears as "Rocio Marrero" in a Bang Bros. video called "Language Barrier". It's not the first time we've heard about a pornstar who's related to a famous name, however distantly; but it is the first time we've ever had occasion to mention Fidel Castro in connection with facial cumshots and hot Latina MILF action. So even if you have no idea who she is, won't you indulge our giddy excitement and check out the links and pics after the jump? More »

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Kimmy Thai And Madison Scott Are All Out Of Bubble Gum

During a pivotal scene in the classic sci-fi mystery "They Live", wrestling superhero Rowdy Roddy Piper explains that he has come to chew bubble gum and kick ass—and that he is fresh out of bubble gum. We were reminded of this while watching the latest installment of director Will Ryder's "Bubble Gum Cuties" for Bad Seed, although the resemblance in this case depends on swapping out a letter or two in Piper's proclamation. More »

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"Barely Legal 85" : They Grow Up So Fast, Don't They?

Let's face it: every now and again we all get tired of seeing the same twenty or so top name brand starlets doing the same dirty things to each other (and a few assorted lucky guys) in the same glossy fare served up by the same studios. And in those uncertain moments, we often turn to things like obscure niche videos or American Apparel ads just to keep our romance with porn alive and well. Oh, and let's not forget Hustler's eternally new "Barely Legal" series too, which is always full of nubile sweethearts who are old enough to fight in the military and sign their way ino a porn movie, but too young to drink or understand the customary ways to pose their bodies towards the camera during even the most basic of sex positions. More »

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"No Cum Dodging Allowed": They Are Not Afraid

Believe it or not, gentle readers, there once was a time when ducking pop shots was the norm. Contract girls were thought to be almost too pretty for porn and only fucked for the money, not for the love of the game, and many of them didn’t want to mess up their fancy makeup with a healthy basting of baby batter at the end of a scene. Imagine what it was like to watch gals working their way to the money shot in a veritable frenzy ... and then miraculously dodging it Matrix bullet time-style at the last possible second! So fans of the facial had to look for ever more niche-oriented titles in order to satisfy their pornic desires, turning to Japanese bukkake imports where previously a simple old couples-friendly Vivid movie would have sufficed. More »

#publicsex

A couple in France have been arrested for filming a porn scene on the site of a World War I memorial built for Canadian soldiers. To be fair, it does look like the kind of place where people should be having outdoor sex, doesn't it? (dailymail.co.uk)

#hardcore

"Phat Ass Tits 5": What's In A Name?

Once in a great while porn takes a gigantic artistic and conceptual leap forward, destroying conventional stereotypes of what the medium should be and creating a genre-defying new paradigm that occupies the space between mainstream entertainment and morally challenging adult fare. And once again, this is not that movie: in fact, there is nothing even remotely challenging about the fifth installment of Fuxsion's "Phat Ass Tits" series. But perhaps that's just as well. More »

#hardcore

Why Go Out When You Can Get "Fucked At Home" (Again)?

Once upon a time there were two film editors with Tinseltown aspirations who moved to Porn Valley and began making movies under the name Astrux Entertainment. After lengthy negotiations with several big players in the adult entertainment industry, they settled into a new home at Metro Interactive and began releasing glossy wall-to-wall sex titles featuring starlets like Taylor Rain. Still, the other Hollywood continued to beckon from the other side of the hill and like so many promising smut visionaries they eventually decided to heed the siren call of mainstream work after all ... but not before leaving several titles at Metro behind in memory of their legacy, including the delightfully titled "Fucked At Home 2". More »

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Fill Your Eyes With Jules Jordan's "Tunnel Vision 3"

Remember that guy in high school who drove a kickass car and got laid more often in one weekend than you did by the time you were halfway through college? Jules Jordan is still that guy—and unlike that douchebag in high school, he genuinely cares about you getting a little action of your own as well. This is why he's released the latest installment of his POV series "Tunnel Vision": he might actually get to fuck ridiculously hot porn babes like Lela Star, Sunny Lane, Lacey Duvalle, Nadia Styles, Sara Stone, Tia Tanaka, Velicity Von, and Veronica Lynn, but the rest of us get to see what it looked like! It's even better than that "Wish You Were Here" postcard he sent us last year from Amsterdam's Cannabis Cup! More »

#hardcore

"Ready Wet Go 5" Is Good Clean Fun

The lowered standards of many gonzo titles we've seen lately have left us feeling pretty bummed out, after all, when we watch porn we expect to see hot chicks and hung guys who look like they enjoy fucking each other, not something that looks like leaked interrogation footage shot by Rick Solomon at Abu Ghraib. Fortunately, the fifth release in Third Degree's unique "Ready Wet Go" series is full of nothing but enthusaistic performers working hard to earn your love and attention. Then again, what else would you expect after seeing Fleshbot Crush Object Gianna smiling at you from the cover? More »

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"Anal POV 5": Finding Solace In The Cracks Of America

In the course of his travels across this land of spacious skies and amber waves of grain, Canadian porn magnate Erik Everhard has seen his fair share of anal exploits, both on video and off. This page from what we like to imagine is his field log explains his decision to begin chronicling the sightings for posterity through his "Anal POV" series: "After encountering my four hundred and fifty-seventh Anal Prostitute, I realized that I had stumbled upon the real heart of America: the spirit of this great land does not live in strip malls and shopping centers and car dealerships and outlet superstores, but in the cracks of homegrown honeys like Jenny Hendrix, Aubrey Addams, Bobbi Eden, Andi Anderson, Shyla Stylez, and Priva. (So what if they're not all American, or even prostitutes for that matter?)" More »

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"Jack's Playground 37": Still Got It!

It gives us pause to consider that Digital Playground's long-running "Jack's Playground" series is about as old as we are, at least in porn years; despite his advanced age, however, Jack is showing no signs of slowing down. Maybe the secret of his longevity has something to do with spending all that time with ever-youthful stars like Jesse Jane, Jelena Jensen, Valentina Vaughn, Kelsey Michaels, Roxy DeVille, and Sue Diamond? After all, the day we get tired of watching Jesse demonstrate her oral talents is the day we're ready for a trip to the morgue ourselves. More »

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Jules Jordan's "Invasian 3": More Of The Same, But Different

At first glance, Jules Jordan's "Invasian 3" looks like just another Asian babe-themed pornfest with a cheap pun as a title. But it distinguishes itself in at least two ways: first, that title isn't nearly as bad as, say, "The Tao Of Poon"; and second, not every Asian babe-themed pornfest we encounter has a cast as blisteringly hot as Lana Croft, Priva, Tia Ling, Tia Tanaka, Charmane Star, Luci Thai, and Mya Luanna. More »

#japan

Really Lovin' It

And speaking of horny Japanese people today, a porn producer, two actors, and his crew were arrested in Japan for shooting a gonzo scene inside a McDonald's. Making matters worse, the employees making Big Macs were asked to hold the "special sauce." (japantoday.com)

#hardcore

This Just In: Jenna Haze Talks Nasty

Despite having paid his dues for several companies from the low rent Smash Pictures to the currently legally imbroglio'd Evil Angel, director Kevin Moore somehow never gets the credit for being the gonzo porn force to be reckoned with that he truly is. But maybe that will change with the release of his latest POV extravaganza "Nasty Talk" from fledgling porn company HellHouse Media. More »

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"Gina Lynn's Ultimate Feast 2": Now With Extra Gravy!

As much as we'd love to announce a new pornstar-branded line of premium quality cat food, "Gina Lynn's Ultimate Feast" is a DVD series where Ms. Lynn and her partner in crime Travis Knight seek out tasty young minxes to fulfill their insatiable hunger for soft pink flesh and other kinds of meat by-products. (Sorry, we did say this wasn't about cat food, didn't we?) More »

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Posterior Ruminations On "Ass Addiction 3"

When it comes to Porn Valley success stories, it's instructive to look at the career trajectory of Digital Playground's Robby D. Starting out as a lowly cameraman, he became a gonzo pioneer with the release of his "Jack's Playground" series a few years ago, which begat "Jack's Teen America" and "Jack's POV" and "My First Porn" and "Control" and "Pulse" and ... well, the rest is history. So when Robby took things to a new level with the launch of Hand Held Pictures and his "Ass Addiction" series, we knew we could expect big things. Some very, very big things. More »

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Decisions, Decisions: Evil Angel's "Rachel's Choice"

In "Rachel's Choice", director John Leslie once again proves his old skool cred as a founding father of the gonzo scene by inviting us to take a magical, Willy-Wonkesque journey through his smut factory where sweet young things like Rachel Starr, Sindee Jennings, Adriana DeVille, McKenzee Miles, Hailey James, and Lexi Belle get coated in gallons of goopy goodness before all is said and done. And they say romance is dead? More »

#firstlook

"Chemistry 3": The Experiment Continues

There's a good reason why the delightful Tristan Taormino's "Chemistry" won Best Gonzo Release at the AVN Awards last year: there aren't many porn flicks out there that manage to combine reality-style cinema verité with a keen eye towards relationship dynamics and plenty of good old-fashioned hot fucking. (And the fact that her cast invariably seems to be having as good a time fucking each other as we do watching them fuck has a lot to do with it as well.) More »

#photoplay

Back to School with Fleshbot: "Reform School Girls 2"

While you are busy putting together your Frank Merriwether adventures and finding the appropriate Trapper Keepers for each subject, surely you recognize that no dorm experience is complete without porn containing images of women slightly older than you servicing the likes of men at least a decade older than you? More »

#historylessons

The crowning of the new Buttwoman might mark the latest development in the evolution of gonzo porn, but let's not forget to take a look back and remember where it all began. (And let's not try to think too much about the fact that it's soon going to be older than some of the gals who are appearing in it. We're feeling old enough as it is.) (xbiz.com)

#interview

Porn legend Jamie Gillis had already fucked his way through thousands of dirty movies back when you still thought "Gonzo" was just the name of a character on Sesame Street. And what advice does he have for the young people of today? "Don't procure for your father. It's a pain in the ass." (interview by Susie Bright @ 10zenmonkeys.com)

#thisweekinporntitles

Fuck Kimberly Kane In The Bathroom ... Please!

She might look all hoity-toity and unapproachable when she's sipping champagne in a fancy hotel suite while swaddled in expensive Turkish cotton bathrobes, but Kimberly Kane is really a down-home girl at heart, one who appreciates the simple delights of things like knee socks, Converse kicks, and having sexual congress on hard tile floors. So please don't read the the title of Burning Angel's new gonzo line as simply a cheap play for attention; it's a legitimate cri de coeur, a sincere plea from Kimberly to remind you that she does, in fact, enjoy getting fucked in the bathroom as much as everyone else does. (Er, you do like getting fucked in the bathroom too, don't you?) More »

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