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denials

TV Reporter Clearly Did Not Order These "Girls Gone Wild" Videos

We've all been there before: it's late at night, you're home alone, maybe you've had a few drinks ... and then those commercials start. You know the ones, for those DVDs featuring saucy young girls doing inappropriate things in the back of a bus? So you call the number, give them your credit card info, and then fall asleep and forget about it. But what do you do when the discs actually start showing up at your house? You take your alibi case to the American people! You see, there has obviously been some sort of mistake here, because who would ever do such a thing as order these tawdry exploitative DVDs? We will get the bottom of this!

· Inside Edition (insideedition.com)
· "Inside Edition Reporter Creates The Most Elaborate Denial Of Late Night Porn-Ordering Ever" (bestweekever.tv)

11:40 AM on Thu May 8 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
4,979 views, 4 comments

Latest by Brian47: Actually yes, that's a fair point, although when I was a kid there wasn't anything like this advertised on TV. But at least we had HBO and my parents had a small porn stash of their own. They more »

Something tells us that Ashley Dupre is going to have a hard time finding a judge who can be convinced that "Girls Gone Wild"'s Joe Francis took advantage of her good name and that she deserves $10 million by way of compensation ... but then dispensing legal advice isn't exactly our strong point. (We also think she might want to consider that $1 million offer to pose for Hustler if she's looking to cash in on her notoriety before it's too late, but maybe we're not qualified to dispense that sort of advice either.) (CNN)

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gossip

Prostitute's Only Slightly Less Shameful Past Revealed: Was Ashley Dupre A "Girl Gone Wild"?

It seems that "Girls Gone Wild" career slimeball purveyor Joe Francis has decided to insert himself into the Eliot Spitzer/Ashley Dupre story, which some of you may have forgotten about already. But what took him so long? Oh, that's right—he was in jail. Well, he's out (for now) and suddenly remembers that there was a girl riding around on his GGW fun bus five years ago that looked a lot like America's Most Famous (for now) Hooker. Joe was prepared to offer Ashley $1 million to pose nude, but since he claims to have even more nudity and girl-on-girl action in his "archives" he'll make money off her the old fashioned way instead. (Even though he suddenly thinks she's not that hot anyway. Classy!)

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11:06 AM on Wed Mar 19 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
96,255 views, 2 comments

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: Joe Francis, Boy from Troy. Another great among USC alumni -- OJ Simpson, Mark Mc Grath, Dexter from the Offspring (did microbiology graduate programme in the 213), Matt Leinart (the quarterback for your Buzzsaw known as the AZ Cardinals). Oh, more »

Sure, we all know Joe Francis is an asshole, but let's give the guy a break—when you have unambiguous video footage of a couple of drunk college chicks giving you explicit permission to film their boobs in exchange for a couple of cheap tank tops, you should go out of your way to embarass them even further by slapping said footage on your website after they turn around and try to sue you for selling it without their permission, right? (Hey, we didn't say that didn't make him an asshole or anything. Also: boobies!) (meetjoefrancis.com; more @ Defamer)

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It's not the internet that will destroy us—it's Paris, Britney, Lindsay, et. al. and their vagina-baring ways that are sending us to hell in a handbasket. The girls anyway. The horny, stupid boys are eating it up. (foxnews.com)

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Seems like Joe Francis can't get away from girls going wild with lawsuits as a Georgia woman claims he used photos taken when she was only 16 to promote his DVDs. You'd think he'd have learned by now that getting underage drunk chicks to show him their boobs would only lead to trouble someday, but we guess it's a little late for that lesson to sink in at this point. (avn.com)

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family matters

Daddy's Little Girl Goes Wild

If more of the drunk college chicks and fledgling nightclub exhibitionists who've showed off their ta-ta's for the Girls Gone Wild camera crews had followed this babe's example and called their dads first to tell them what they were about to do, there's every possibility that currently incarcerated boob impresario Joe Francis might have found himself with less legal challenges from outraged parents over the years. Then again, he might also have found himself with a lot less material with which to build his empire to begin with. Still, you have to admit it was a considerate gesture. Let's just hope Dad's curiosity doesn't get the best of him once she winds up on one of those late night infomercials—because, you know, that would really be creepy. More »

10:50 AM on Wed May 30 2007
By Fleshbot
7,473 views, Comment

morning wood

Morning Wood: The Second Coming of Pamela Anderson

· Which sign of the apocalypse involves Pamela Anderson returning to star in the Baywatch movie? Because the end times are clearly here. (hollywoodtuna.com + egotastic.com) More »

11:45 AM on Thu Apr 26 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
2,863 views, 1 comment

morning wood

Morning Wood: We're All Grownups Here

· Even we won't stoop to making a joke about the first half of Russian hottie Anna Semenovich's last name. Wow, where did that bit of maturity come from? (latenightpictures.com) More »

11:45 AM on Tue Apr 24 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
3,027 views, 1 comment

events

Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Joe Gone Gaol

"Girls Gone Wild" svengali Joe Francis is behind bars in Panama City, ironically the place where Ashley Judd found peace in "Ruby in Paradise". Francis was reportedly on his way to turn himself in, having chartered a jet for that purpose, when airport authorities saved him the trouble. More »

3:43 PM on Tue Apr 10 2007
By Gram Ponante
6,117 views, Comment

morning wood

Morning Wood: Not Again

· Watch out, y'all ... another "celebrity" sex tape is supposedly hitting the interweb any day now. You'll never care guess who it is! (OK, it's Lauren and Jason from MTV's "The Hills". Hey, there was a time when you didn't know who Kim Kardashian was either.) (entertainmentwise.com) More »

11:30 AM on Thu Apr 5 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
13,295 views, Comment

morning wood

Morning Wood: Stop Us If You've Seen This One Before

· These "new" Keeley Hazell pictures look suspiciously familiar, which means either that they've been published before or they came to us in a dream. There's a pretty good chance it's the latter, so we better link to them anyway just to be safe. (sexypix.thumblogger.com) More »

11:30 AM on Mon Apr 2 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
5,739 views, Comment

wet spots

Wet Spots: Seriously, What's Up With Her Face?

· If you look very, very closely at this picture, you can imagine what Gisele Bundchen's nipple looks like. Unfortunately, all we can imagine is what the hell that thing on her face might be. (egotastic.com) More »

7:36 PM on Wed Oct 25 2006
By Dashiell Bennett
952 views, Comment

morning wood

Morning Wood

· Gossip rags are reporting that Dustin "I used to be Screech and I have a 10-inch cock" Diamond has his own sex tape, where he performs the mythical "Dirty Sanchez." We don't think there has ever been a rumor that we didn't want to be true more than this one. (nydailynews.com) More »

12:20 PM on Wed Sep 27 2006
By Dashiell Bennett
1,932 views, Comment

wet spots

Wet Spots

· Janet Jackson takes her top off—on purpose this time—for an FHM spread. It was a lot more fun when she pretended like it wasn't her fault. (fhmus.com) More »

8:01 PM on Tue Sep 12 2006
By Dashiell Bennett
656 views, 1 comment

wet spots

Wet Spots

· Could technology become so advanced that in the future we only fuck machines instead of each other? That sounds like the worst science fiction movie ever. (msnbc.msn.com) More »

6:57 PM on Thu Aug 17 2006
By Dashiell Bennett
901 views, Comment

news

Joe Francis Gone Wild?

Folks are talking about Sunday's LA Times magazine profile of Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis that doesn't paint a very pretty picture of the man or his empire: accusations fly throughout the story about his questionable (and possibly illegal) behavior on and off the now familiar GGW buses, including a physical altercation between the subject and the author herself. It's a rather shocking piece and worth reading in full, especially considering the most serious charges, which are buried well below the fold. You can decide on your own what you think of the whole business, but if you already find those late night commercials with that guy from "The Man Show" to be a little bit creepy, this probably won't help matters. More »

10:11 AM on Mon Aug 7 2006
By Dashiell Bennett
987 views, 2 comments

Latest by Gotham City Poker: Kudos to Fleshbot for posting this--the guy's a real piece of work. more »